Monday, January 21, 2019

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Presenter: Next is the question from Artem and Victor connected with the meeting of Henry Kissinger with Donald Trump:

"Recently, a huge number of various publications and analysts are discussing this meeting.

It is pointed out that already the 95-year-old participant of the Bilderberg Club introduced the concept of a new foreign policy strategy to Donald Trump.

Its essence boils down to intensifying Russian-American relations and provoking a split between Moscow and Beijing.

If in the 1970s and 1980s, Kissinger advised to use China to isolate the USSR,

now he advises doing the opposite: he suggested that Trump cooperates with Russia to curb China's growing power.

Why is this happening?

And why was Henry Kissinger wanted for this? And what changes should we expect in US foreign policy?"

Valeriy Pyakin: Henry Kissinger is 95 years old, and the old man still cannot calm down.

He flies around the world, meets with leaders of states.

This suggests that the Global Predictor has serious problems with the personnel base

and that a person at that age cannot be allowed to rest, and he is forced to engage himself in governing processes of global significance level.

Kissinger meets Trump much more often, only it is not always made public.

Kissinger meets [with him] before all sorts of momentous events, when Trump needs to do something, take some kind of step.

And only those [meetings] are announced which require some kind of additional support to Trump's decision.

If we talk about the opposition in the triangle Russia, China and the United States,

then I should note that here the confrontation finished in the second half of the 20th century: first the Soviet Union and China against the United States,

then United States and China against the Soviet Union, then the Soviet Union with the United States against China.

And all this was happening depending on what kind of governing task had to be solved

to create a center of governance concentration in China — even then, the future center of governance concentration was being created in China

to replace the Euro-Atlantic block, which is now [located] in Great Britain and the United States.

What I mean is that each such union allows [the following]: if you are an ally,

[then] you can receive some kind of support, information, technology, etc. from this block,

and if you are in some kind of opposition, then you can all this knowledge, skills, resources, etc. bring to an autonomous level of functioning.

And as a result of this…

There is a saying: "With such a friend one needs no enemies."

What was happening?

Both the Soviet Union and the United States gave China technology and developed [it].

So, for example, nuclear weapons were given to China by two countries: the Soviet Union and the United States each executed their own block.

And China always grows in this case: whoever it has as an ally, it always grows.

But when the United States is an ally of Russia, Russia (the Soviet Union) always goes into decline ("With such a friend one needs no enemies"),

that is, the USA constantly keeps impeding, impeding and impeding Russia.

To let China grow further, the United States became shackles for the Soviet Union (Russia).

This algorithm has been functioning all the time since the creation of a governance concentration centre represented by China entered the active phase.

Kissinger carries out this [algorithm].

And, accordingly, the friendship between the United States and Russia is all about getting all the dividends from Russia, imposing its policy on Russia, slowing it down.

And while Russia is turning towards the United States (doing something [for] allied relations), at certain points the alignment of interests with China begins to fail.

This allows China to be fully controlled by the Euro-Atlantic block of the Global Predictor,

[and enables] turning China into a governing center without the influence of Russia.

And Russia in its turn is being prepared for absorption, dismemberment and creation of numerous souvenir states united by the "New Silk Road" on its territory.

Here any union is anti-Russian. Kissinger as well as Trump always offers an anti-Russian solution to the problem.

So, there is nothing that we haven't faced yet and the 20th century shows us all of it. Been there, done that.

For more infomation >> Meetings of Kissinger and Trump(Valeriy Pyakin 15.08.2018) - Duration: 7:23.

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President Trump Attacks Pelosi With Facts Day After Speech - Duration: 2:20.

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Trump warns people to stay inside during winter storm and mocks global warming - Duration: 8:58.

President Donald Trump used the weekend's winter storm to mock global warming on Twitter as he warned citizens to stay inside

'Be careful and try staying in your house.Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold,' the president tweeted Sunday morning

'Amazing how big this system is.Wouldn't be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now!' he added

The storm is bringing some of the coldest temperatures of the season as it tracked east Saturday evening into Sunday morning

Trump has famously said in the past that he doesn't believe in climate change.In October, the president said during a visit to inspect hurricane damage in the southern state of Georgia that climate change 'is going to go back and forth,' rather than be permanent

Trump has conflated short-term weather patterns with longer-term climate change before, even though the White House's own National Climate Assessment rejects the idea that a particular plunge in temperatures can cast uncertainty on whether Earth is warming

That report, issued in November, said climate change 'is transforming where and how we live and presents growing challenges to human health and quality of life, the economy, and the natural systems that support us'

However, Trump said at the time that he didn't believe it.'I don't believe it.I've seen it, I've read some of it, and it's fine,' he added

He also seemed to push the blame to other nations, saying the US is 'the cleanest we've ever been'

'And here's the other thing, you're going to have to China and Japan and all of Asia and all of these other countries, you know, it addresses our country

Right now we're the cleanest we've ever been.And that's very important to me.But if we're clean, but every other place on Earth is dirty, that's not so good, so I want clean air, I want clean water, very important,' he said

A day later, Trump reiterated those claims and said: 'One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence but we're not necessarily such believers

' 'As to whether or not it's man-made and whether or not the effects that you're talking about are there, I don't see it,' he said at the time

In December, another report revealed that Trump is threatening to derail climate change efforts with his persistent denial of global warming

Since becoming president in 2016 he has pulled the US out of the international Paris Agreement on attempting to bring down global temperatures, and torn up a raft of environmental protection laws, saying the US economy needs the boost

Pulling the US from the Paris Agreement opened the flood gates as several others, including Russia and Turkey, followed his lead

Trump removed the US, the second greatest source of greenhouse gas emissions in the world, from the Paris Agreement as one of his first major presidential acts

One expert published a study and said that the withdrawal of the US from the 2015 Paris Agreement as well as Trump's ill-informed remarks on climate change could have long-lasting and severe ramifications

Trump has long said he distrusts the consensus by nearly all the world's respected climate scientists on the link between human activity and rising temperatures, as well as other damaging climate change phenomena

The president's remarks on Sunday came as the winter storm that has brought some of the coldest temperatures of the season covered a large swath of the US in snow

Nearly 5,000 flights were canceled Sunday around the country, with Boston Logan Airport being one of the hardest hit, according to FlightAware, a flight tracking company

The National Weather Service issued winter storm warnings or advisories for part or all of at least 15 states stretching from southeast Missouri to the northern tip of Maine

The storm was caused by the clash of an Arctic high pressure system with a low pressure system coming through the Ohio Valley, said National Weather Service meteorologist Dan Hofmann

'It happens that this one is going through a relatively high population area,' Hofmann said

Parts of northern New England could see up to two feet of snow, which will be followed Sunday night by bitter cold and wind chills as low as 35 below zero in parts of Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire

Parts of upstate New York got up to 11 inches of snow overnight, according to the Weather Channel

Many major cities like New York City and Boston were spared major snowfall.Earlier, the system dumped up to 10 inches of snow on parts of the Midwest Saturday

No injuries were reported on the United Airlines flight as it arrived from Phoenix, Chicago Fire officials said

In Kansas, a snowplow driver was killed when the plow drove onto the shoulder of a road and rolled over, throwing him under the vehicle

It wasn't clear why the driver had moved to the shoulder from the roadway.A 15-vehicle crash on slippery roads blocked a section of Interstate 55 in southeastern Missouri near Ste

Genevieve Saturday afternoon and drivers were urged to find an alternative route.In Detroit, many motorists were moving well below posted speed limits along freeways due to slushy conditions

Amtrak canceled some trains Saturday from Chicago to Washington and New York and between New York and Boston and Pennsylvania on Sunday

As the storm system moves east, the frigid Arctic air behind it was expected to envelop many parts of the Midwest where it had just snowed

For more infomation >> Trump warns people to stay inside during winter storm and mocks global warming - Duration: 8:58.

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Location chosen for 2nd N. Korea-U.S. summit: Trump - Duration: 2:03.

North Korea and the United States have chosen a location for their leaders' second summit,...

according to President Trump on Saturday,... but he said the details will be announced

later.

President Trump did say, however, that the two sides have made a lot of progress concerning

North Korea's denuclearization.

Kan Hyeong-woo reports.

North Korea and the United States have picked a country for their second summit,... which

will take place near the end of February.

But President Trump says the location will be announced later.

It's been widely speculated that the venue will be in Vietnam.

Earlier this month, CNN cited a source familiar with the planning process who said that a

White House scouting team has visited Bangkok, Hawaii... and the Vietnamese capital of Hanoi.

Trump received a letter on Friday from Kim Jong-un, which was delivered by the North's

top negotiator, Kim Yong-chol.

Speaking the next day, Trump told reporters that Friday's meeting with the North Korean

envoy was "incredible"... and that both Kim Jong-un and Trump himself are very much looking

forward to their next summit.

"We've made a lot of progress that has not been reported by the media but we have made

a lot of progress as far as denuclearization is concerned.

We're talking about a lot of different things but we've made tremendous progress that has

not been reported unfortunately but it will be.

Things are going very well with North Korea."

The focus is now on the follow-up negotitations,... which have kicked off in Sweden.

North Korea's Vice Foreign Minister Choe Son-hui and U.S. Special Representative for North

Korea Stephen Biegun met on Saturday local time in Stockholm.

They are expected to discuss the logistics of the next summit.

South Korea's nuclear envoy Lee Do-hoon has also joined them in the Swedish capital for

three-way talks,... which are likely to focus on setting a summit agenda.

The three sides will continue their discussions until Tuesday.

Kan Hyeong-woo, Arirang News

For more infomation >> Location chosen for 2nd N. Korea-U.S. summit: Trump - Duration: 2:03.

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Diaz Balart weighs in on Trump's plan to end the shutdown - Duration: 18:06.

For more infomation >> Diaz Balart weighs in on Trump's plan to end the shutdown - Duration: 18:06.

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Pranking the Fake IRS - Tells me Donald Trump is KFC Agent. - Duration: 11:23.

For more infomation >> Pranking the Fake IRS - Tells me Donald Trump is KFC Agent. - Duration: 11:23.

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Breaking News Today_Melania Trump SECRET? First Lady may have known Trump longer than she has let on - Duration: 2:15.

Breaking News Today_Melania Trump SECRET? First Lady may have known Trump longer than she has let on

For more infomation >> Breaking News Today_Melania Trump SECRET? First Lady may have known Trump longer than she has let on - Duration: 2:15.

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Trump attacks Democrats for rejecting his 'compromises' - Duration: 1:40.

US President Donald Trump has lashed out at the Democrats after they rejected his

offer to end the longest government shutdown now in American history for

more on this and other news from around the world let's turn to our noah dam so

Hunnam this stalemate rumbles on that's why man president Trump tweeted he had

offered the Democrats what he called compromises over the weekend only to

have them rejected before he claimed he could even speak about them these offers

included extending temporary protections for young people brought to the US

illegally as children as well as those fleeing disaster zones Trump added his

opponents quote don't see crime and drugs they only see 2020 which they are

not going to win he still didn't plant on his near six billion dollar demand

for his border war with Mexico the Democrats were quick to dismiss the

offers calling them a non-starter and a compilation of several previously

rejected initiatives the Democrats insist they will not negotiate until the

government is reopened in a second tweet meanwhile President Trump posted quote

no amnesty is not part of my offer now that seemed to be addressing his

conservative critics who are concerned the offers he made could amount to an

amnesty but the president also appeared to threaten to target millions of people

living in the country illegally if he didn't get his way he wrote there would

be no big push to remove these people but warned his harshest critic House

Speaker Nancy Pelosi to be quote careful with tensions rising between the White

House and the Democrats there is still no end in sight for the government

shutdown which is now entered its fifth week

For more infomation >> Trump attacks Democrats for rejecting his 'compromises' - Duration: 1:40.

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EVEN ROMNEY Calls Trump's Plan to End the Shutdown "Reasonable, Good Faith" - Duration: 1:49.

For more infomation >> EVEN ROMNEY Calls Trump's Plan to End the Shutdown "Reasonable, Good Faith" - Duration: 1:49.

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Donald Trump and The dumbest guys in the world - Episode 6 - Duration: 3:42.

Donald Trump and The dumbest guys in the world

For more infomation >> Donald Trump and The dumbest guys in the world - Episode 6 - Duration: 3:42.

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Trump Rips Pelosi, Tells Her to Clean up "Disgusting" Poop Covered San Francisco Streets - Duration: 2:28.

For more infomation >> Trump Rips Pelosi, Tells Her to Clean up "Disgusting" Poop Covered San Francisco Streets - Duration: 2:28.

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Trump calls SF streets 'disgusting,' takes aim at Pelosi in tweets - Duration: 2:00.

For more infomation >> Trump calls SF streets 'disgusting,' takes aim at Pelosi in tweets - Duration: 2:00.

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Trump Gets Another Offer To Deliver State of the Union Away from DC - Duration: 3:44.

For more infomation >> Trump Gets Another Offer To Deliver State of the Union Away from DC - Duration: 3:44.

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Ronnie O'Sullivan, amazing yellow pot! Vs Judd Trump master 2019 final - Duration: 0:33.

For more infomation >> Ronnie O'Sullivan, amazing yellow pot! Vs Judd Trump master 2019 final - Duration: 0:33.

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Trump Imposes Strict New Travel Restrictions on Congress During Shutdown - Duration: 3:01.

For more infomation >> Trump Imposes Strict New Travel Restrictions on Congress During Shutdown - Duration: 3:01.

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Trump Is Withdrawing From NATO "Under Putin's Orders" (Ruslan Ostashko) - Duration: 5:41.

Trump Is Withdrawing From NATO Under Putin's Orders

"Trump is discussing withdrawal from NATO," says the frightening American headline in The New York Times.

No, so far it didn't say "from Putin's orders", but Russia, of course, is mentioned.

It seems that the Democrats have invented a new horror story for the American electorate.

This is exactly how it can be interpreted through a serious publication on the topic of how

the US President is discussing the country's withdrawal from the NATO bloc the US itself created.

In the first sentence... not even the full sentence, but in the first ten words,

if we count the beginning text of the publication, they mention...

Putin.

I think you understand in which tone.

There are few things that President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia desires more than the weakening of NATO,

the military alliance among the United States, Europe and Canada that has deterred Soviet and Russian aggression for 70 years.

Last year, President Trump suggested a move tantamount to destroying NATO: the withdrawal of the United States."

In this "insider", the newspaper refers to unnamed "high-ranking officials of the administration",

who reported on several statements about the withdrawal from NATO made by Trump in private conversations in 2018.

After numerous references to the actions of the head of the United States, aimed at knocking out defense expenditures from European vassals,

The New York Times bluntly writes:

"The president's repeatedly stated desire to leave NATO is raising new worries among national security officials

amid growing concern about Mr. Trump's efforts to keep his meetings with Mr. Putin secret even from his own aides,

and an FBI investigation into the administration's Russia ties."

Bingo, basically. Trump's communication with the Kremlin can be considered proven.

In fact, of course, the actions of the head of the White House are fully explained by domestic political and psychological motives.

My friend and colleague Ivan Danilov remarked on this issue that Trump behaves exactly the same as he did when concluding his business deals.

"The negotiating position of the American leader boils down to the following principle, which he honed since his work in the field of New York real estate:

Trump has to receive all (that's all) possible benefits, otherwise the transaction will not take place,

despite all the likely losses for Trump himself.

Such a cowboy approach can sometimes work in business, when you can again and again move away from deals,

hoping to eventually find a weak partner, investor or client who can be bent to the fullest.

In geopolitics, such an approach does not work - the planet is too small, and weak-minded fools among planetary and even regional politicians is very small.

There exists a serious likelihood that such an uncompromising and, if you call things by their real name,

this goon approach will ultimately lead to NATO's actual collapse,

from one side, Germany and France are working hard to create a "European army",

but the President of the United States may in actuality decide that the best way to solve a problem is to loudly slam the door."

Yes, Trump's psychology can't be discounted.

But the matter, I believe, is not only in it.

It's important to not forget what kind of power group represents the head of the USA.

These are isolationists from among the tycoons attached to real production.

They do not need all these American bases scattered around the planet.

Because these bases are devouring resources and giving support to the opponents of isolationists - the globalists.

The best way to undermine the position of globalists is to deprive them of the opportunity to interfere in the affairs of other states.

No, the isolationists themselves don't mind robbing someone, but now they see that the USA has been weakened, and the robbery has ceased to succeed.

And that means - they need to abandon it, at least for a while.

Refuse it in order to save money and regain strength. That is, globalists want to play the old way, raising interest rates on borrowed money from the Federal Reserve System.

The isolationists however understand that there is no place to inflate the stakes further - you can even lose everything.

This is where Trump's tough position on the EU arises: either give billions to defense -

that is, pay for the maintenance of NATO's military machine in Europe, or walk into the forest.

The European Union clearly demonstrates that it is not planning to pay. And that is why the US withdrawal from NATO is a very real perspective.

No, this is not "orders from Putin."

Yes, it is beneficial to Russia. But it is also beneficial to the USA themselves.

But not for the fattened from two world wars, global America which as a result rattled the Middle East and overstrained itself.

But the one inhabited by the notorious rednecks, residents of the American heartland.

They don't need these wars, because from there they send home coffins wrapped with stars and striped flags,

as well as disabled people placed on painkillers.

Basically, ready drug addicts.

And they need them to work again in the factories of General Motors and Ford,

so that American companies do not destroy jobs in the interests of global business and stuff like that.

That is, the interests of the isolationist Trump and his "support group" in this completely coincide with the interests of ordinary Republican voters.

I suspect that they are not against putting up the "iron curtain" and building walls - and not only with Mexico, but also with Canada as well.

Do they need this NATO hanging weight on their leg?

They don't. But the blame on why America has screwed up in its aggressive foreign policy,

is of course, as you know, because of Putin.

For infantile people, there is always someone else who is guilty, but only not themselves.

For more infomation >> Trump Is Withdrawing From NATO "Under Putin's Orders" (Ruslan Ostashko) - Duration: 5:41.

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Trump attacks Democrats for rejecting his 'compromises' - Duration: 1:49.

US President Donald Trump has lashed out at Democrats after they rejected his

offer to end the longest government shutdown in American history for more on

this story in other news from around the world let's turn to our know Adam Adam

this ongoing stalemate continues with no end in sight that's why Maher president

Trump tweeted he had offered the Democrats what he called compromises

over the weekend only to have them rejected he claimed before he could even

speak about them these offers included extending temporary protections for

young people brought to the US illegally known as dreamers as well as those

fleeing disaster zones Trump added his opponents quote don't see crime and

drugs they only see 20/20 which they are not going to win he put it he still

didn't budge on his near six a billion dollar demand for his border war with

Mexico the Democrats were quick to dismiss the offers calling them a

non-starter and a compilation of several previously rejected initiatives that

Democrats insist they will not negotiate until the government is reopened in a

second tweet President Trump posted quote no amnesty is not part of my offer

he seemed to be addressing his conservative critics who are concerned

the offers he made could amount to an amnesty but the president also appeared

to threaten to target millions of people living in the country illegally if he

didn't get his way he wrote there would be no big push to remove these people

but warned his harshest critic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to be quote careful

with tensions rising between the White House and the Democrats there is still

no end in sight for the government shutdown which is now entered its fifth

week

For more infomation >> Trump attacks Democrats for rejecting his 'compromises' - Duration: 1:49.

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Donald Trump exchange for $5,7 Billion to build his wall - Duration: 2:14.

president Donald Trump has offered to extend protection for immigrants brought

to the US illegally as children in exchange for 5.7 billion dollars 4.5

billion pounds to build his us-mexico border wall

however the Democrats rejected the proposal even before Trump managed to

make his major announcement and called on Trump to reopen a government first

Trump said he was offering a common-sense compromise both parties

should embrace in a speech from the White House on Saturday

he said his plan would protect the deportation of hundreds of thousands of

young dreamers for three years if the Democrats paid for the 230 miles long

wall House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said the expected proposal for ending the 29 day

partial government shutdown was a compilation of several previously

rejected initiatives each of which is unacceptable

she said Trump's expected offer was not a good-faith effort to help the

immigrants and could not pass the House the shutdown which is the longest in

history has lasted more than four weeks and left 800,000 federal workers without

pay Trump said he would extend protections for young people brought to

the country illegally as children as well as for those with temporary

protected status after fleeing countries affected by natural disasters or

violence Trump said Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell will bring the

proposal for a vote in the Senate this week mr. McConnell said Trump's proposal

was a fair compromise for ending the standoff

he added everyone has made their point now it's time to make law as top

Democrats already opposed the plan it will be difficult for the measure to get

60 votes needed to survive in the Senate and it seems certain to die in the house

there are around 700 thousand dreamers in the US Trump promoted his plan on

Saturday as a way to break the logjam and provide Congress with a path forward

to end the government shutdown

For more infomation >> Donald Trump exchange for $5,7 Billion to build his wall - Duration: 2:14.

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Not Sia - Cheap Thrills ft. US President Trump and Angela Merkel [YTK/YTP] - Duration: 3:53.

Come on‚ come on‚ turn the radio on

It is Friday night and I won′t be long

Gotta do my hair‚ I put my make up on

It is Friday night and I won′t be long

Till I hit the dance floor

Hit the dance floor

I got all I need

No I ain′t got cash

I ain′t got cash

But I got you baby

Baby I don′t need dollar bills to have fun tonight

(I love cheap thrills)

Baby I don′t need dollar bills to have fun tonight

(I love cheap thrills)

But I don′t need no money

As long as I can feel the beat

I don′t need no money

As long as I keep dancing

Come on‚ come on‚ turn the radio on

It is Saturday and I won′t be long

Gotta paint my nails‚ put my high heels on

It is Saturday and I won′t be long

Till I hit the dance floor

Hit the dance floor

I got all I need

No I ain′t got cash

I ain′t got cash

But I got you baby

Baby I don′t need dollar bills to have fun tonight

(I love cheap thrills)

Baby I don′t need dollar bills to have fun tonight

(I love cheap thrills)

I don′t need no money

As long as I can feel the beat

I don′t need no money

As long as I keep dancing

(I love cheap thrills)

(I love cheap thrills)

I don′t need no money

As long as I can feel the beat

I don′t need no money

As long as I keep dancing

Oh

Baby I don′t need dollar bills to have fun tonight

(I love cheap thrills)

Baby I don′t need dollar bills to have fun tonight

(I love cheap thrills)

But I don′t need no money

As long as I can feel the beat

I don′t need no money

As long as I keep dancing

La‚ la‚ la‚ la‚ la‚ la

(I love cheap thrills)

La‚ la‚ la‚ la‚ la‚ la

(I love cheap thrills)

The wall will be payed directly

by all Americans

...so sad

No one has any intention of building a wall.

For more infomation >> Not Sia - Cheap Thrills ft. US President Trump and Angela Merkel [YTK/YTP] - Duration: 3:53.

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Trump's Wall-Funding Fantasy Inspires The A-Mexican Express Card | The Daily Show - Duration: 3:56.

As the government shutdown continues,

it's important for us to remember

what this whole stalemate is actually about--

paying for the border wall.

Now, President Trump is demanding five billion dollars

from U.S. taxpayers to fund the wall,

which is weird, because during the campaign,

he might have mentioned once or twice another idea

for where the wall money would come from.

I will build a great, great wall on our southern border,

and I will have Mexico pay for that wall.

Mexico is going to pay for the wall.

Mexico is going to pay for the wall, 100%.

Who's gonna pay for the wall?

PEOPLE: Mexico!

The only thing worse than one Trump is many Trumps.

(laughter)

"Mexico's gonna pay for it."

That was Trump's signature catchphrase,

more than any other catchphrase.

More than "You're fired," more than "Make America great again."

Even more than, "Don't tell my wife about this""

(laughter)

But we-we never should have actually believed

that Mexico was going to pay for the wall,

because every time someone asked Trump how Mexico would pay,

he had a completely different explanation.

There will be a payment.

It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form.

One way or the other, Mexico's gonna pay for the wall.

-That's right. It may be... -MAN: Uh, uh, sir?

...through reimbursement, but one way or the other,

Mexico will pay for the wall.

The wall will pay for itself on a monthly basis.

We're working on a tax reform bill

that will generate revenue from Mexico

that will pay for the wall.

We have a trade deficit with Mexico of $58 billion.

All I have to do is start playing with that trade deficit,

and, believe me, they're gonna pay for the wall.

They may even write us a check

by the time they see what happens.

Obviously, they're not gonna write a check.

It's gonna be paid for by Canada, by the way.

It's gonna be paid for... Maybe I'll get Canada to pay.

Got to be paid for by Mexico.

Wait. What?

You know, Donald Trump is truly a legend.

Instead of admitting that he misspoke,

he'd rather try and make Canada pay for the wall.

He's just like, "Yeah, Canada's gonna pay.

"I mean, yeah, actually, Canada's gonna pay.

I might make them pay for the wall."

And shame. Canada-Canada's so nice,

they'd probably do it. They'd be like,

"Um, this is not really our borders,

but I guess we'll pay, eh?"

Also, what did that mean, when he was like,

"The wall will pay for itself monthly."?

He made it sound like America's gonna go to the wall

and be like, "You got our money, wall?"

(laughter)

Look, no matter how many times

Trump says Mexico will pay for the wall,

that's clearly not happening.

But I see why Trump has this fantasy.

Imagine how cool it would be

to get away with buying whatever you want

with imaginary Mexican money.

-(smooth jazz plays) -MAN: If you want to change the world,

-you need substance and style. -Ooh!

This is the one!

MAN: Now I can afford looks there are as sharp as my ideas

with my A-Mexican Express card.

(loud beep)

Oh, um, yeah, there's no money on this.

Yeah. Mexico's paying for it.

(laughter)

That makes no (bleep) sense.

MAN: With my A-Mexican Express card,

all my purchases are covered... somehow.

Damn! It's super expensive,

and it's not gonna protect me at all, but who cares?

Mexico's got this.

I'm sorry. What do you mean,

Mexico's gonna pay for it?

Are they gonna write us a check?

(chuckles) Check? No. I take the clothes now,

and then, Mexico pays you back indirectly.

MAN: With the A-Mexican Express card,

nothing's out of reach, no matter how stupid.

Come on, man. You got to pay for that!

It's already paid for itself. Ooh.

-No! No, it hasn't! -Uh-uh.

MAN: The A-Mexican Express card.

Don't buy stuff you don't need without it.

Sir? Sir?

(applause)

(cheers and applause)

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