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Donald Trump and Dragon Ball Super Broly - Can't Stop Laugh Episode 9

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'I never did speak to Stone on Wikileaks,' Trump told NYTimes - Duration: 2:44.

For more infomation >> 'I never did speak to Stone on Wikileaks,' Trump told NYTimes - Duration: 2:44.

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The chances of Donald Trump declaring a national emergency at the border just went way up - Duration: 9:23.

For more infomation >> The chances of Donald Trump declaring a national emergency at the border just went way up - Duration: 9:23.

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Trump: If Walls Are Immoral We Should Take Down California's, Pelosi Freaks Out - Duration: 5:26.

For more infomation >> Trump: If Walls Are Immoral We Should Take Down California's, Pelosi Freaks Out - Duration: 5:26.

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Trump pushes for border wall after major fentanyl bust - Duration: 0:56.

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Trump wants "big deal" with China or he will "postpone" it - Duration: 1:47.

now as trade talks extremely high-stakes ones at that between the US and China

Rumble on in Washington President Trump has waded in he's saying he would either

strike what he calls a very big trade deal with China or simply postpone it

for now for more on this and other news from around the world let's turn to our

know Adam so Adam what's the latest we're hearing our president Trump has

signaled that trade offs in Washington are going well but he did say the US

will not reach any final trade agreement with China until he sits down again with

President seizing ping I think that probably the final deal will be made if

it's made will be made between myself and President Xi

he also said any deal made with China would be a big one but added he is

willing to wait for that to happen a very big deal or it's gonna be a deal

that will just postpone for a little while when asked if he was willing to

delay the March 2nd deadline on imposing tariffs on Chinese imports Trump said he

didn't know he received a letter from Chinese president sitting sitting ping

sent via Beijing's Vice Premier knew her whom Trump met on Thursday in the letter

she pledged to stay in close communication with the Trump

administration and expressed hopes that both sides can't reach an agreement

expectations of the world's two biggest economies clinching any comprehensive

deal over the next month are low the u.s. is essentially demanding China to

lower its economic aspirations and claiming it is stealing American

intellectual property Beijing vehemently denies these allegations and is unlikely

to easily give in to Washington's demands

For more infomation >> Trump wants "big deal" with China or he will "postpone" it - Duration: 1:47.

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Baker creates Trump inspired Build That Wall cookie - Duration: 0:48.

For more infomation >> Baker creates Trump inspired Build That Wall cookie - Duration: 0:48.

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Trump Blindsides California Democrats – Drops Verdict On Liberal 9th Circuit - Duration: 1:50.

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Eric Trump Sends His Father An Urgent Border Demand – Do You Agree With Him? - Duration: 2:16.

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Trump-Daughter Relationship (Disturbing) - Duration: 2:32.

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After Gay Actor Claims He Was Attacked By Trump Fans, Police Drop A Truth BOMSHELL - Duration: 2:20.

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What happens when Trump goes off script? - Duration: 4:18.

- [Trump] My fellow Americans,

tonight I am speaking to you--

- A lot of people have criticized

the president's use of language.

- He speaks like everybody else.

- Oddly adolescent.

- Not the typical vague and politically correct.

- But really the president's use

of language depends on the audience.

There are unscripted moments where

he feeds off the energy from the crowd.

- [Trump] Any guy that can do a body slam, he's my kind.

- Twitter and more formal

or scripted responses like the address he gave

from the Oval Office over border security

and the State of the Union.

- [Trump] Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President,

members of Congress.

- So we talked to two language experts

to determine what impact these different

platforms can have on those listening.

- [Gomez] Language is purposeful and it's never innocent.

When he's talking from a script,

we can see that he's more measured, more deliberate.

- [Trump] The United States needs a physical barrier,

needs a wall to stop illegal immigration and to halt dead--

- Here, you see him look up

from his prepared statement.

- [Trump] You have human traffickers.

It's a thing that's horrible.

Think of it, human trafficking.

- [Gomez] Sometimes in communicating in trying to persuade,

we use a pallette of words that convey different emotions.

And speaking off the cuff then that person is coloring

the message with a lot of emotion and a lot of passion.

- After comparing different videos

of the president, Mr. Gomez had a few takeaways.

Scripted speeches aren't natural to the president

and he often looks tense because he's reading

another person's words that have been written for him.

His language is more effective off-script

when he can feed of the energy of a crowd.

Using emotionally descriptive words is used to persuade.

It seems like the president empathizes emotion

even more when he's tweeting.

- [Ott] There's a very strong structural similarity

between the way the president speaks naturally

and his use of Twitter.

- Brian Ott has studied the relationship

between rhetoric and media for over 20 years and

he's the co-author of a book titled The Twitter Presidency.

- [Ott] This is why, however, he's so effective on Twitter

because with it's 280 character cap

it's impossible to say anything complex.

- According to Dr. Ott's analysis,

Twitter is his most effective form of communication

because the platform mirrors the way he speaks naturally,

short and not complex.

And he often uses negative or degrading rhetoric on Twitter

because it travels faster and further on social media.

Compartmentalizing these forms of communication

is something the president uses again and again.

- [Trump] Earlier today there was a horrific shooting

targeting and killing Jewish Americans.

This wicked act, hard to believe.

- [Gomez] It looked very clearly teleprompted

so he was reading the lines that were prepared for him

and it was informative and evaluative.

- And now take a look at how he speaks

when he's answering questions from reporters.

- [Reporter] Mr. President, do you think

you need to revisit gun laws?

- [Trump] Well again, this has little to do with it

if you take a look if they had protection inside,

the results would have been far better.

- [Gomez] The second video clip, it lacked data.

He basically was providing a point of view.

- On Twitter, the president

blamed the Pittsburgh shooting on the media.

- [Ott] Every time the president speaks in impromptu or

in extemporaneous situation, I'm talking about

press conferences, campaign rallies, Twitter,

he is only addressing 38 to 48% of the public.

And that group in particular is angry.

- [Trump] I thought her testimony was very compelling,

very fine woman.

- [Gomez] That's what the president is very good at.

He knows his audience and he has the ability

to use the right tools in order to communicate his ideas.

- [Trump] 36 years ago this happened.

How did you get home?

I don't remember.

How did you get there?

I don't remember.

I don't know, I don't know. (crowd cheering)

- [Gomez] One of the principles of communication is

that the speaker already knows the response

that he's trying to get from the listener.

And the message is complete only

when the listener hears it and reacts appropriately.

- And it's probably safe to assume

that this president won't be the last president

to use different modes of communicating

to spread different messages far and wide.

For more infomation >> What happens when Trump goes off script? - Duration: 4:18.

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Powerful New Pro-Trump Ad Featuring "Angel Mom" Will Break Your Heart - Duration: 2:46.

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Schumer Urges Deep State to 'Stage Intervention' Against Trump - Duration: 1:16.

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Compromised Sources Feeding Media Fake Trump-Russia 'Bombshell Stories' - Duration: 9:30.

Hello, and welcome. I'm Gina Shakespeare. Today on Declassified:

The Media Can't Admit That The Trump Russia Sources Are Compromised

Therefore feeding the public plenty of fake news.

This story by Brian Cates. You can find Brian on Twitter at @drawandstrike

If you've been following the Spygate twists and turns since this whole thing began

you've noticed a recent trend in the Democratic National Committee (DNC) media complex:

The number of over-hyped Trump–Russia collusion "bombshell"

stories being published are coming faster and faster—and they quickly blow up and fall apart within just a few days.

As Brian detailed in recent columns, The Guardian and McClatchy News both had spectacular

launches of "bombshells" that supposedly provided evidence, at long last, that Trump campaign affiliates were involved in WikiLeaks'

publication of stolen Hillary Clinton and DNC emails during the 2016

election. In both reports, anonymous sources claimed to have seen evidence

proving the allegations but provided nothing to the reporters to back up what they were alleging.

That's where journalism is today.

Reporters don't have to produce any evidence themselves for their stories before they go public with serious accusations

against designated targets. In fact, in modern DNC media "journalism,"

it's often the case that reporters don't even need to see any of the evidence themselves before

publishing a story. All they need are anonymous sources who make a claim

they saw something. The mere claim from a few anonymous sources is now enough to launch stories containing

explosive accusations that come to dominate a daily or weekly news cycle before they are exposed as being fake.

This brings us to just the latest media fiasco that erupted recently: The BuzzFeed fake news report that the Special Counsel had documentary evidence

proving President Donald Trump directed his then-lawyer Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about a deal to build a Trump Tower in Moscow.

Written by intrepid BuzzFeed reporters Jason Leopold and Anthony Cormier, the story quickly took off upon publication and

dominated the national news for an entire day. And then it fell apart.

This BuzzFeed story was so wrong that special counsel Robert Mueller's office took the almost unprecedented step of

issuing a public statement.

"BuzzFeed's description of specific statements to the Special Counsel's Office, and characterization of documents and testimony

obtained by this office,

regarding Michael Cohen's Congressional testimony are not accurate." That was said by Peter Carr, a spokesman for Mueller's office.

Following the announcement from the Special Counsel's Office, many in the media finally stopped loudly promoting the BuzzFeed story and actually began

carefully examining it. It certainly didn't help BuzzFeed's case when the two reporters of the article

couldn't even get their stories straight about the supposed evidence upon which their entire

"bombshell" report was based.

Leopold went on MSNBC and said during a phone interview that he had seen some of the documents;

Cormier went on CNN and in his phone interview said he'd seen no documents.

Trying to save the story, Cormier appeared with chief BuzzFeed editor Ben Smith on CNN, during which host Brian Stelter

pressed them on the discrepancy. Leopold wasn't there; Smith claimed that he was out working on a story and wasn't available. When

Stelter directly asked the vital question about why Cormier said he hadn't seen any documents, while Leopold said he did, Cormier

Cormier ludicrously said, "I can't really get into,

"I can't really get into, like, the details there." The host then presses Cormier about if he's seen any evidence since BuzzFeed published the story.

Cormier states he's received more "confirmation,"

which only means he went back to the anonymous sources who simply told him the same things over again.

He hasn't seen any more evidence because he didn't see any evidence before BuzzFeed hit the publish button on this fake news.

It's becoming increasingly clear that Cormier and Leopold published this story based solely on claims made to them by anonymous sources.

Smith says the media outlet has spoken to the leakers again and is standing

100% behind its report. Note that Smith hasn't claimed that the leakers showed BuzzFeed any documents. He and Cormier continue to blather about

BuzzFeed's awesome vetting process, which apparently doesn't include actually seeing anything that backs up the claims their sources are making.

All that's happened since the story blew up is that the anonymous sources totally pinky-swore they saw the documents

they claim they did, and so

BuzzFeed is choosing to believe them. That's a mistake, and let us explain why, beginning with compromised sources:

Most people are assuming that if the Special Counsel's office is telling the truth and

there really are no documents in that office saying what the sources claim, it means the sources are lying.

In fact,

there's another explanation about why Leopold's and Cormier's sources claimed they saw

documents that said Trump directed Cohen to lie, while the special counsel's office still isn't lying about saying they don't have any such

documents in their possession. That's because, in this explanation, the documents the leakers viewed actually do say Trump told Cohen to lie;

it's just that the documents they viewed weren't real. They were fakes. To explain what happened,

let us go back to another massive media scandal from last year

involving CNN. The network had multiple leakers who were sources for a "bombshell" report claiming that Donald Trump Jr.

got an offer via email to get early access to stolen emails in the possession of WikiLeaks. That Trump Jr.

was offered this early access was evident from the date on the email, Sept. 4,

2016. After CNN published that report, the email was quickly produced, and to the absolute

consternation of the entire DNC media complex,

somehow, through some miracle, at least two independent

leaking sources, who supposedly had looked at that same email, saw the same date on it, and

subsequently reported that same date to CNN's reporters, got the date wrong.

The actual email had the date of Sept. 14, 2016.

There are only two possibilities here.

Let's take a look at number one.

1. Both sources saw the real email, both got the date wrong, and both gave the same wrong date to the reporters.

This is most unlikely. Let's take a look at number two.

Both sources saw a fake email with a fake date on it and accurately reported what they saw to the CNN reporters.

Why has the news media refused to entertain that second possibility for even a second? It

actually makes far more sense than the first possibility.

They won't entertain it because it means their trusted leaking sources have been compromised. And they've been compromised for some time.

It's not just the political partisans inside the government playing the strategic leaking game anymore. As I detailed last year,

this is a very serious,

professional FBI leak-hunting unit at work, and laying traps using fake documents is just one of the things they have been doing.

Most people assume that once you catch a leaker, he or she is

immediately arrested and charged. That only happens in some cases. In other cases,

the leak hunters leave those people in place and either flip them into double agents or feed them fake information.

That's right: You have FBI agents and counterintelligence operatives

deliberately

putting fake documents where leakers, who don't know they've been spotted, will see them and pass them on to their media contacts.

So why would they leave in place some of these anonymous sources who are leaking to the media?

It's so they can keep the media busy doing something useless.

Right now, there are many serious investigations underway beneath the surface that involve massive national-security issues.

Not just the Uranium One and the Spygate-related investigations that we've been covering here in depth on Declassified.

There are others. There is always the danger that reporters are going to start getting in the way and blowing the cover of these

investigations.

So how do you keep inquisitive media investigative reporters out of the way and distracted so they can't thwart anything you are really doing?

It's simple. You map out their leaking network, then you flip some of the leakers or send them new leakers, who are actually disinformation

agents. You then keep all these media hacks super-busy doing what they really want to be doing—

fervently and enthusiastically chasing their Trump/Russia collusion Holy Grail, by having all the leakers

you control constantly feeding them Fake News

that is almost instantly debunked. And you keep them locked into doing this for months on end.

You turn the constant, relentless need for more Trump–Russia collusion stories against them by feeding them fake news.

It took some time—it didn't happen overnight—

but now most of the leaking networks have been mapped out and the leakers who were left in place—either willingly or not—

have been turned into disinformation agents feeding constant fake leaks to the media. And the media is continuing to fall for it.

The DNC media complex is actually accelerating the shredding of any credibility it had left over the past few months.

It's launched one quickly debunked Trump–Russia "bombshell" after another in recent months, and the pace of these absurd stories

actually is increasing. This isn't an accident. It's being guided into doing this.

Someone told the media at the very beginning: "The leaks are real; the news is fake." They didn't listen. And they're still not listening.

So what are your thoughts on the rampant leaking that is taking place in the media?

Please leave them below. From all of us here at Declassified, thank you for watching and we'll see you soon.

For more infomation >> Compromised Sources Feeding Media Fake Trump-Russia 'Bombshell Stories' - Duration: 9:30.

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Trump Admin Boasts About Drug Bust, But The REAL Opioid Criminals Are Still Free - Duration: 5:50.

So earlier this week it was announced that the United States had basically made the largest

fentanyl drug bust in the history of this country.

Two hundred and 54 pounds of fentanyl discovered in the back of a cucumber truck at a legal

port of entry, uh, in the American southwest, a Donald Trump and the administration said,

say, this proves why we need a wall.

We've got these drugs coming in, but we made this bust.

We're awesome.

Biggest one in history.

And you know what?

To be honest, it is a great thing.

This is good that this happened, that this person was stopped in, that these drugs were

confiscated.

But while the administration is patting themselves on the back for this, I think it's important

to take a step back and realize that the biggest criminals in this entire opioid story, this

opioid crisis in the United States, the biggest criminals are still walking around our streets

today.

The biggest criminals have billions upon billions of dollars sitting in their personal bank

accounts.

The biggest criminals aren't driving cucumber.

Trucks are selling drugs on the street corner.

They're wearing nice suits.

They're sitting in boardrooms, they're acting as ceos and shareholders of the opioid companies

here in the United States.

Those are the real criminals, and according to a recent report in propublica that builds

upon an earlier report this week from the New York Times, the Sackler family, which

is the family that owns Perdue, Pharmaceuticals who manufacturers and created oxycontin.

They knew not only that, their drug was killing people in getting people addicted, but according

to these new documents that propublica has gone through, they then decided after they

created all these addicts here in the United States, uh, that they wanted to start marketing

and selling the cure for opioid overdose.

They've basically viewed it as just an extension of their current market.

We get them hooked on this drug so they keep buying that, and then when they overdose,

we'll just go and sell them this other drug that can reverse opioid overdoses.

That's contained in the documents.

It wasn't, hey, we're killing people out here.

We're getting people addicted.

Maybe we need to do something about it.

It was how can we profit more off of the death and destruction that we're causing here in

the United States?

The Sackler family is nothing short of a criminal drug cartel.

That is what they are.

That is what they're doing.

Same thing with all of the opioid distributors who ship millions of pills to a town of a

few hundred people.

These are criminals.

These are professional drug runners, but none of them get thrown in prison.

None of them have to go to jail even though they are the ones providing the supply to

get people hooked and to cause overdoses and their own internal documents are telling that

story right now in Massachusetts and if you're not paying attention to what's happening up

there with that attorney general cracking down on these criminals releasing these documents

so that we can see that they knew this was bad, that they knew it was happening, and

now not only did they try to cover it up, but they actually tried to profit off of it.

There is nothing that major pharmaceutical companies will not do to turn more profit,

even if it means selling an overprice drug to reverse the overdose that was caused by

the other drug that you sold that same consumer.

These are the real criminals.

These are the people we need to be seeing in headlines.

You know, arrested showing their pictures of their warehouses filled with drugs instead

of the back of a cucumber truck.

Again, I don't want to take away the significance of that drug bust earlier this week, but that

is nothing compared to the damage that Perdue, the Sackler family, and all of these other

opiate distributors have done

in

the

United States.

For more infomation >> Trump Admin Boasts About Drug Bust, But The REAL Opioid Criminals Are Still Free - Duration: 5:50.

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Trump's Accomplishments, Cat Pee Parasite - Monologue - Duration: 3:25.

-Let's get to the news. After President Trump attempted

to re-brand his border wall

as "artistically designed steel slats" last month,

he tweeted this morning, quote,

"Let's just call them walls from now on

and stop playing political games,"

adding, "A wall is a wall."

Hey, you were the guy who wanted to call it "slats".

This is like Diddy tweeting out,

"My name is Sean Combs, damn it!"

[ Laughter ]

President Trump today touted his achievements in office,

saying, quote, "I accomplished the military."

Trump knows so little about the military,

he doesn't even know how to use it in a sentence.

[ As Trump ] "I accomplished the military.

I boom-boomed the nukes.

I bang-banged the guns."

[ Laughter ]

Prosecutors have announced that they seized

several years' worth of communications

from former Trump advisor Roger Stone

during his arrest last weekend,

including Stone's Apple iCloud accounts, e-mail accounts,

cellphones, and -- aw, man -- are we gonna see his peen?

I don't...I don't want to see Roger Stone's peen.

I mean, it's bad enough we got to look at

his crazy caveman head.

Spare us the peen!

In an interview this week, a former

Trump Organization executive

said that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

is a better deal-maker than President Trump.

Said Trump, "[As Trump] Oh, yeah?

If she's so good, how come I got all these magic beans?"

[ Laughter ]

A man in Japan recently claimed to have dated a cockroach

for over a year that he named Lisa.

The man said, "Lisa really hit it off

with his friends and family,

especially his aunt.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause, cheering ]

[ Applause continues ]

[ Laughs ]

According to reports, Ben Affleck

will no longer play Batman in the next Batman movie.

It turns out, producers found a more-convincing guy

to play a rich weirdo with no parents.

[ Laughter ]

A woman running a marathon in Thailand

reportedly found a lost puppy during the race

and continued to carry the dog

while running the remaining 19 miles.

It...sounds nice,

until you realize she just carried the puppy

19 miles further away from home.

"Baxter?!

Baxter!

You don't think one of those runners picked up Baxter?"

[ Laughter ]

[ Pops lips ] "Don't be ridiculous!"

[ Laughter ]

A new... [ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ] A new study suggests

that a parasite found in cat pee

can be linked to schizophrenia.

Finally, a reason to stop drinking cat pee.

[ Laughter ]

And finally, a man in England claims that his penis

swelled to the size of a wine bottle recently

after fracturing his urethra.

When asked how he was treating it,

the man said, "New pants."

[ Laughter ]

For more infomation >> Trump's Accomplishments, Cat Pee Parasite - Monologue - Duration: 3:25.

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Donald Trump Is Denying U.S. Intel And Reality - Duration: 9:29.

WELCOME, EVERYBODY!

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

( PIANO RIFF ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF CHOICES.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR JOINING US OUT THERE, BUT ESPECIALLY FOR

JOINING US IN HERE, BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE ARE THE WARRIORS OF

THE FROST!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THEY WAITED OUTSIDE IN SUBZERO

WIND CHILLS TO SEE THE SHOW ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: THAT'S INTENSE.

>> Stephen: I JUST WISH IT WAS A GOOD SHOW TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW, I JUST -- ( LAUGHTER )

WHAT?

I'M BEING TOLD IT'S A GREAT SHOW.

WONDERFUL.

THAT'S NICE BECAUSE THEY'VE WAITED SO LONG.

( PIANO RIFF ) YOU KNOW, WHILE THEY WERE

WAITING, WE WENT OUTSIDE AND GAVE THESE PEOPLE

SOME HOT CHOCOLATE-- OR FROZEN YOGURT DEPENDING ON HOW FAST IT

GOT TO YOU.

( LAUGHTER ) THE NATION IS GRIPPED WITH COLD

RIGHT NOW.

DESPITE THE COLD, YOU KNOW WHO'S ALL HOT AND BOTHERED?

DONALD TRUMP.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH.

THE PRESIDENT'S INTELLIGENCE CHIEFS PUBLICLY CONTRADICTED HIM

TUESDAY, SO TODAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE, HE WAS ASKED IF HE STILL

BELIEVED IN THEM.

>> DO YOU STILL HAVE CONFIDENCE IN GINA HASPEL AND

DAN COATS TO GIVE YOU GOOD ADVICE?

>> NO, I DISAGREE WITH CERTAIN THINGS THAT THEY SAID, I THINK

I'M RIGHT, BUT TIME WILL PROVE THAT-- TIME WILL PROVE ME

RIGHT, PROBABLY.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: TIME AFTER TIME

>> STEPHEN: SO YOU ALL DISAGREE, BUT ONLY OVER WHAT THE

EXISTENTIAL THREATS TO AMERICA ARE.

ANYBODY'S GUESS.

REALLY INSPIRES CONFIDENCE.

IT REMINDS ME OF LINCOLN'S STIRRING WORDS AT GETTYSBURG:

"THIS GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE,

SHALL NOT PERISH FROM THE EARTH.

PROBABLY."

( LAUGHTER ) WHO KNOWS, I DON'T KNOW.

AND LATER THIS AFTERNOON, TRUMP EXPLAINED THAT WHAT THE INTEL

CHIEFS SAID TO CONGRESS WASN'T ACTUALLY WHAT THEY SAID TO

CONGRESS.

>> DID YOU TALK TO YOUR INTELLIGENCE CHIEFS TODAY ABOUT

THE DISPLEASURE YOU HAD WITH THEIR TESTIMONY?

>> I DID.

THEY SAID THAT THEY WERE TOTALLY MISQUOTED AND THEY WERE

TOTALLY... IT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT.

WHAT I'D DO IS I SUGGEST THAT YOU CALL THEM THEY SAID IT WAS

FAKE NEWS.

( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: UH-HUH, SURE.

"THEY" SAID IT WAS FAKE NEWS.

(AS TRUMP) "THEY SAID IT WAS FAKE NEWS AND

THAT THE WHOLE SITUATION WAS VERY, AND I QUOTE, 'SAD.'"

( LAUGHTER ) "THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID."

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WERE MISQUOTED?

THERE WERE CAMERAS!

IT WAS LIVE.

WE ALL WATCHED IT.

I THINK WE'RE SEEING A PREVIEW OF HIS NEXT BIG DENIAL.

(AS TRUMP) "I SPOKE TO THE TWO LOVELY

RUSSIAN LADIES IN THE VIDEO, THEY SAID THEIR PEE PEE WAS

TOTALLY TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT."

( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )

THEN EVENTUALLY TOTALLY OUT OF THE MATTRESS.

STEAM CLEANED IT, TOTALLY.

DIDN'T HAPPEN.

>> Jon: OH, MAN.

>> Stephen: WELL, SIR, TO HELP YOU OUT, SINCE YOU SEEM

CONFUSED, WE'VE PROVIDED THE FULL CONTEXT:

>> ISIS WILL CONTINUE TO BE A THREAT TO THE UNITED STATES.

>> WE HAVE WON AGAINST ISIS.

>> NORTH KOREA WILL SEEK TO RETAIN ITS W.M.D. CAPABILITIES.

>> WE'RE WELL ON OUR WAY TO GET DENUCLEARIZATION.

>> WE DO NOT BELIEVE IRAN IS CURRENTLY UNDERTAKING ACTIVITIES

WE JUDGE NECESSARY TO PRODUCE A NUCLEAR DEVICE.

>> THE WORLD'S LEADING STATE SPONSOR OF TERROR WILL BE ON

THE CUSP OF ACQUIRING THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS WEAPONS.

>> WE EXPECT RUSSIA WILL CONTINUE TO WAGE ITS

INFORMATION WAR AGAINST DEMOCRACIES.

>> I HAVE PRESIDENT PUTIN, HE JUST SAID IT'S NOT RUSSIA.

I WILL SAY THIS, I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY IT WOULD BE.

>> STEPHEN: NOW, AFTER VIEWING THAT, SOME WOULD SAY THAT DONALD

TRUMP IS DENYING REALITY AT A LEVEL THAT IS CLINICALLY INSANE.

OTHERS WOULD SAY IT TOO.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: HEY!

HEY!

( PIANO RIFF ) >> Stephen: AND TRUMP

EXPLAINED THERE'S AN EASY WAY TO AVOID ANOTHER GOVERNMENT

SHUTDOWN, JUST GIVE HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS.

>> IF THEY DON'T GIVE US A WALL, IT DOESN'T WORK.

WITHOUT A WALL IT DOESN'T WORK.

IF THERE'S NO WALL, IT DOESN'T WORK.

IF THERE'S NO WALL, IT DOESN'T WORK.

IF WE DON'T PUT UP A PHYSICAL BARRIER, YOU CAN FORGET IT.

>> STEPHEN: SO, THAT'S IT.

NO WALL, NO GOVERNMENT.

AND THERE IS NO WALL.

EXCEPT FOR ONE SMALL POINT: >> WE ARE... BUILDING A LOT OF

WALL, YOU KNOW I'M NOT WAITING ON THIS COMMITTEE.

WE'RE BUILDING THE WALL RIGHT NOW.

THE WALL IS GOING UP RIGHT NOW.

WE'RE BUILDING A LOT OF WALL.

WE'RE BUILDING SOME BRAND-NEW SECTIONS, LARGE SECTIONS.

THE WALL IS GETTING BUILT.

IT'S GETTING BUILT, AND IT'S GETTING BUILT SUBSTANTIALLY.

>> STEPHEN: SO HE'S GOING TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT UNLESS

HE GETS THE WALL WE ALREADY HAVE.

( LAUGHTER ) WHAT WAS HE LIKE AS A DAD?

(AS TRUMP) "ERIC, DON, GET DOWN HERE AND

FINISH YOUR DINNERS, WHICH I ATE HOURS AGO.

( LAUGHTER ) REALLY, REALLY FANTASTIC."

( PIANO RIFF ) "CHICKEN NUGGETS."

THEN TRUMP THREATENED TO TAKE AWAY THE PARTS OF THE WALL THAT

DO EXIST.

>> BY THE WAY, IF YOU GO TO TIJUANA AND YOU TAKE DOWN THAT

WALL, YOU WILL HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE COMING INTO OUR COUNTRY

THAT NANCY PELOSI WILL BE BEGGING FOR A WALL.

SHE WILL BE BEGGING FOR A WALL.

SHE WILL SAY, "MR. PRESIDENT, PLEASE, PLEASE GIVE US A WALL!"

I'M NOT SAYING THIS AS A REPUBLICAN, I'M NOT SAYING THIS

AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A FACT-STATER.

( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: A "FACT STATER?"

TRUMP LIES SO MUCH, HE CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE WORD FOR NOT

LYING.

( LAUGHTER ) (AS TRUMP)

"OKAY, WHO WANTS TO PLAY A GAME OF FACTSTATE OR DARE?"

( LAUGHTER ) I DARE YOU TO FACTSTATE.

( LAUGHTER ) EVEN THOUGH HE HASN'T GOTTEN HIS

WALL, TRUMP FOUND PLENTY TO BE PROUD OF.

>> I'VE ACCOMPLISHED PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE.

LOOK, I ACCOMPLISHED THE MILITARY.

( LAUGHTER ) WE KNOW THAT.

THAT'S WELL KNOWN.

HE ACCOMPLISHED THE MILITARY.

WHO CAN FORGET HIS BANNER: MILITARY ACCOMPLISHED.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

EARLIER IN THE DAY, TRUMP TRIED A DIFFERENT WALL STRATEGY,

TWEETING, "LETS JUST CALL THEM WALLS FROM NOW ON AND STOP

PLAYING POLITICAL GAMES!

A WALL IS A WALL!" YEAH, LET'S STOP PLAYING THESE

POLITICAL GAMES.

WHO WAS THAT JERK WHO KEPT INSISTING ON NOT CALLING THE

WALL THE WALL?

>> IF I HAVE A STEEL WALL, OR YOU COULD CALL IT A STEEL

FENCE.

BARRIERS, FENCING OR WALLS OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

BARRIERS, WALLS, CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT.

WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT IS OKAY WITH ME.

THEY CAN NAME IT WHATEVER.

THEY CAN NAME IT "PEACHES."

( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: PEACHES...

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP) "WE'RE GONNA BUILD A GIANT

PEACH, AND JAMES IS GONNA PAY FOR IT.

( LAUGHTER ) BUILD THE PEACH!

BUILD THE PEACH!" ( AUDIENCE CHANTING "BUILD THE

PEACH" ) >> Stephen: YEAH, THAT'S IT!

WOW, THAT SHOULD BE HIS CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.

THERE YOU GO.

TRUMP ALSO ANNOUNCED, "MORE TROOPS BEING SENT TO THE

SOUTHERN BORDER TO STOP THE ATTEMPTED INVASION OF ILLEGALS,

THROUGH LARGE CARAVANS, INTO OUR COUNTRY.

WE HAVE STOPPED THE PREVIOUS CARAVANS, AND WE WILL STOP THESE

ALSO.

WITH A WALL IT WOULD BE SOOOO MUCH EASIER AND LESS EXPENSIVE.

BEING BUILT!" ( LAUGHTER )

HE CAN'T GET A WALL, SO HE'S SENDING IN THE ARMY TO COVER UP

FOR HIS FAILURES.

(AS TRUMP) "IT'S OUR NEW MOTTO: I MADE SOME

OOPSIES, SO SEND IN THE TROOPSIES."

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

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