What we do here is go back...
I don't know what I said! AH! I don't remember!
You're under arrest, nimrod.
Get on the ground! Get on the ground right now!
If you don't get on the ground right now, I finna make a video about you!
Mission Control, we have a belligerent dumbass here that won't cooperate.
(Donald Trump's a lil' bitch.)
Yeah, I'm doing all I can. I'm gunna need you to send me in some back-up.
You got it, bitch.
(Your star got what it deserved.)
Hello, everybody. Welcome back to a new episode of content cop.
I am NOT the content cop, as you can se. The real content cop is currently training me.
I should've sat in a more comfortable chair. But, as you can tell by the content cops last video,
He's becoming less effective as time goes on. You know, there can't be one content cop.
AJP's career would have been taken- it should have been over.
But of course, you know...
He has a stupid Super Bowl ad. It didn't work against Asian Jake Paul.
It didn't work that well against Keemstar, cus now he's bigger than ever. He needs backup.
Essentially, today, we're going to be looking at the most frequent uploaders.
To Twitter. Don't worry. Eventually, I'll move to YouTube once I'm at a higher rank.
But, um, let's just get into it. Shall we?
Jimmy Kimmel - It's so crazy.
Right now, there are loopholes in the law that let people avoid background checks if they buy a gun
Privately from another party, online or at a gun show.
So, I want to show you something.
These are the faces of the Senators who, days after the shooting Orlando, voted against the bill that would have closed those loopholes.
These are the 56 senators who didn't want to do anything about that.
90% of Democrats, I'm not talking about politicians here, I'm talking about people.
And 77% of Republicans support background checks at gun shows.
89% of Republicans and Democrats are in favor of restricting gun ownership for the mentally ill.
But not this gang. They voted against both of those things. So, with all due respect go, fuck yourself.
Me - So, after all this happened do you think they: A.)
Actually did their job and try to improve, like, at the very least, you know, try to improve the gun control regulations.
B.) Send their "thoughts and prayers"
As if it means anything at all.
Or C.) Just do nothing.
If you expected the answer to be C.), then your expectations are too fucking high.
Because what they really did is
they not only avoided option a which is, you know, clearly the best one, but they basically spat in the face of option a
Because they blame it on mental health
Yeah, you know what? I blame your mental health for being so stupid
Idiot, but that fellas it's just the tip of the iceberg
What I studied dirt so we can find out
To get there
You love to see one of these NFL owners
When somebody disrespects our flag to say get that son of a bitch off the field right now out fire
Fire yeah, I'm not a huge sports fan myself, but I think that's pretty stupid
But what I'd like to know is how this moron even got elected
But this is how my family voted
So, uh, yeah, hence we're voting for Trump tails were voting for Hillary
So in other words, uh, hence everyone loses tails no one wins. Here we go. Oh
It was tails it was tails
My daughter perhaps I'd be dating her
I'd like to think that the odds are against you cuz no she wouldn't and neither would I so don't you get any ideas?
What
What oh my god what
Wait go back and play that again now enhance the audio we have another pussy
What?
Puss covered crackhead knees toe jam I served in Benghazi
My friends didn't make it ah
Shoot I'm sorry. I just realized that that claim has no legitimacy whatsoever. Right? It's all fake news
So I bet they're all alive. Um, oh wait you yourself admitted to this?
So in that case, is it fake news?
I mean all they did is say the facts and when their facts are correct
It is not fake news. It's very real. It's very real, right? What is fake is?
Your idea that you are very smart when in fact it is the complete opposite
I'm a very smart person. You know, I went to the best school. I have very I'm the first one it's either he is so
Stupid that he done hunters. No. No, it's possible
that
So, yeah, the former vice president thinks you're stupid this guy thinks you're stupid and
As we know from experience your own word means nothing because you're an absolute liar
So yes, you are stupid and people support this fucking moron
I know people who talk to you about whether or not you want to run would you do would you ever
Probably not. I am officially running
If only he listened to himself, I just don't think I really have the inclination to do it. Oh well now we're stuck
Wondering what could have been damn shame guys. I have some very strange news
It looks like Trump just a shit posted on Twitter
Again, this changes absolutely
nothing, so
let's look at
Okay, that's pretty rough. Another passive-aggressive one. I see so I know how to fix it. I'm big money
Salvia, king of the pipe typing out comments all damn night. Martin shkreli is a son of a bitch when I finished making fun
So I'm well aware of him pulling the third world country shit holes just because they're circled countries now
I don't want any part of that right like everyone knows that no big deal
Also, you will notice a pattern throughout all these tweets where he associates everything
with race as if it's the color of their skin that determines what they do and how they think
When it's just that they're their heads aren't on right but, you know a lot about that wouldn't you anyway?
I
Should have saved this one for the hypocrisy section
I am the least racist person that you have ever met
Well while we're on the topic of tweets
He keeps tweeting about the Russian collusion almost as if he's insecure about it
I mean
you know if his insecurities match up to how much he tweets about something then the fact is that he's probably
insecure about everything for these you'll see
that he's quoting people and
Only bias people and the fact that he is only quoting people who are on his side
and they're blind to their there's
Closed-minded. It really hurts his argument. Okay. So let's read these classic gems. Shall we?
I've been skeptical about the collusion and
Obstruction claims for the last year. I don't see the evidence in terms of the collusion
It's all a bit implausible based on the evidence we have
Jonathan Turley on Fox News. Okay, you already got a problem on Fox News a bunch of insecure Republican dumb fucks. Oh
wait
now look I have no problems with Republicans in general just
By what? I just said, it's
Like it if you're a Republican who cool don't care
I could not care less, but the problem is that with most Republicans and Democrats as well
I'm independent now and give a fuck most of them are
Most of them are just
closed-minded and they're one-sided and they are open to
Nothings, they follow whatever the leaders of their parties say and that their word is law. They could say, okay guys
we're Nazis now and they just
Start drawing a swastika on a piece of paper get duct tape and tape it to their shirt now
It's time for the other one. He's got a very good point
Do you like his point you really like to touch his point?
Stupid fucking phone somebody in the Justice Department has a treasure trove of evidence of mrs
Clinton's criminality at her own hands or through others that ought to be investigated
I fully agree with the President on that sees only quoting people that agree with them
What about the people who don't I get these Trani, you know, like I hope this case not hurt it
But what about people who aren't Republicans?
It's because they blindly agree with you no matter what because all this is well. My family didn't say I'm a sheep
I need to do this to wake up sheeple. This is not how life is supposed to be
Got one more. Can't wait for this one witch hunt
Everyone get your pitchforks and torches out. We need to devour this wait, you don't have ours?
We need to just we need a murder the switch in cold blood
Yeah, I wish that's what it was. Anyways back to racism he tweeted. Well this fairly recently
Do you notice something?
Yeah, maybe the point of the entire tweet maybe
Yeah, he needed this Burnett person the column took so he could confirm that there were no tapes of him being racist
Which is odd if he was never racist because why would he need?
someone to confirm that anyways, my favorite reply to this retarded tweet is
To be fair. You only have about 32 words in your vocabulary
and it just so happens that I listed all of them a
Wait a sec. That's 31. Where's the last one? Oh, there it is
And how he handles every terrorism-related
Situation and America is if you match this skin color
You're a terrorist. If you match this skin color, your mental health is fucked up when it's just you
It's there one in the same there. Your mental health is fucked up and your terrorist it goes for all skin colors
It's all the same. That's how it works with the exception of some terrorists. It's for their religion
Even though that's a dumb fucking religion. I usually don't care about what people believe in except for Christians
But that's just stupid 72 virgins after you murder all those people what a reward that's the deal of a lifetime
72 virgins, that's pathetic. Why not? 72 sluts that know what they're doing really though. Where does Mohammed get all these people?
Are they just family friends? Are you ready to see him further proof that he's a hypocrite and immoral
And here's him acting like a healing
I really believed I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon
And I think most of the people in this room would have done that too because I know most of you
But the way they performed was was really a disgrace. So that's what he says he would do
But what does he really do when something like this happens?
Whoops Trump supporter he already did and then when he does decide to take action, he blames his video games
No, I do not play a video game and then suddenly throw for her to murder someone
fucking dumbass
It's time to go not kill someone and yeah, I'm okay
Shut up mom, I'm filming a video. Oh, I'm supposed to do the conclusion. Um
What do you mean conclusions do a conclusion for yourself? If you hate this video give it a dislike
Don't worry. I have no ego. I have no self-esteem. That won't affect anything at all
If you liked this video give it a like if you want to subscribe ha just kidding
You think I'm gonna talk about Trump without talking about him committing treason?
Even though is everyone knows that at this point it's common sense, but I made a fun little thing here
It's
And then after Trump did commit treason Putin gave his puppet a little gift
Which I thought was kinda cute and then how does Trump display his gratitude for receiving this great gift. I
Wasn't I
Wasn't talking to you
Well, he did the presidential thing, of course, that's very nice that will go to my son Barron
We have no question. In fact, Melania he oh
Sorry modern-day presidential no wonder your star got wrecked speaking of which do you think he
Regretted taking office and he just did it. Just kidding. It's not like he can feel remorse. Oh speaking of this picture
I found one with this bat. Let's see what kind of fun we can have with this
Gone first
Who's coming in 1235 the moonlit wings reflect stars that guide
I fired along the way open stock. I'm feeling the Russian :
Turn to me as if juice, I know who just kicked your ass. It'll
Also be China try it also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs
400 pounds. Okay. You're goddamn, right?
Today
Well learned that he disabled reporter
he calls news that Castleman a negative light fake despite the complete opposite being true and
That news that cast him in a positive light. Most of the time is fake news
For example the Pope never endorsed him
He blames video games for school shootings, so he doesn't have to get off his ass and do his job
He's a racist and says Jewess
misogynistic
Orange
He tweets almost 50 times probably over 40 times a day actually
despite him having the moral and legal obligation to run the fucking country and
This is this is stupid, I don't know how anyone supports this moron
It's just baffling
However, I'm so sick of this and burning this hat. Oh my god
Looks like Trump's hairline
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