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With the death toll from California's wildfire at more than 70 and 1,000 still unaccounted for, President Trump on Saturday will tour the devastation and meet with state leaders

 Trump was expected to tour fire-ravaged areas in and around the community of Paradise in Northern California early Saturday before arriving in Southern California in the afternoon

The Camp and Woolsey fires combined have burned more than 250,000 acres and destroyed more than 10,000 structures

Advertisement  "Many more people are missing than anyone thought possible," Trump said before departing for California

"I wanna be with the firefighters and the FEMA first responders."  The visit will be both a presidential and political moment for Trump, who regularly criticizes the deep blue state and is highly unpopular here

Trump was roundly criticized last week for erroneously blaming the fires on poor forest management and threatening to cut off funding to California

 But in recent days, the president has offered more conciliatory comments about the wildfires, saying Tuesday "we mourn for the lives lost and we pray for the victims of the California wildfires

" Gov. Jerry Brown on Friday pledged to work with Trump to help California and will meet with the president along with Gov

-elect Gavin Newsom, who, like Brown, has argued that climate change has worsened the fire toll in California

 "Now is the time to pull together for the people of California," Brown said Twitter Friday

 Trump responded on Twitter: "Thank you @JerryBrownGov. Look forward to joining you and @GavinNewsom tomorrow in California

We are with you!"  In an interview on Fox News, Trump said climate change might have contributed to the fires but maintained that forest management policies must change

 "Maybe it contributes a little bit,"he said of climate change. "The big problem we have is management…

You need forest management, it has to be, I'm not saying that in a negative way. I'm just saying the facts, and I've really learned a lot

"  Trump told Fox he saw firefighters removing dry brush from the fire scenes. "This should have been all raked out," he said

 In Butte County, eight more bodies were found Friday, and the number of people unaccounted for jumped from 631 to 1,011 as authorities continued to comb through 911 calls, emails and other reports of missing people

 Butte County Sheriff Kory Honea said, however, that the list of the missing is dynamic and may include people who were counted twice, whose names were misspelled or who may not know they were reported missing

 The Camp fire, already the state's worst fire on record, has burned 146,000 acres and destroyed 12,263 structures

Officials said it could take weeks to complete the search for victims and identify them

Thousands of residents are without homes and living in shelters and tent cities.  The Woolsey fire in Southern California burned more than 500 structures and killed three people

 This will be just Trump's second visit to the nation's most populous state since his election

His first California visit, which he made in March to inspect border wall prototypes in the San Diego area and to attend a fundraiser in the Beverly Park home of Edward Glazer, the co-chairman of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers professional football team, came later in his term than for any White House occupant since Franklin D

Roosevelt.  Trump has had a particularly combative relationship with California, over environmental, immigration and other policies

The state's Democratic leaders, including Gov. Jerry Brown, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of San Francisco, Rep

Adam Schiff of Burbank and Rep. Maxine Waters of Los Angeles, have been frequent Trump targets and, to varying extents, the faces of the resistance to him

Advertisement  Last weekend he wrote, "There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor

Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests

Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!"  Experts called the tweet uninformed. Many politicians and residents called it insensitive

 "This is not a time for partisanship," Gov.-elect Gavin Newsom responded. "This is a time for coordinating relief and response and lifting those in need up

"  The president of California Professional Firefighters, Brian Rice, called the tweet "ill-informed, ill-timed and demeaning to those who are suffering as well as the men and women on the front lines

"  "At this moment, thousands of our brother and sister firefighters are putting their lives on the line to protect the lives and property of thousands," Rice added

"Some of them are doing so even as their own homes lay in ruins. In my view, this shameful attack on California is an attack on all our courageous men and women on the front lines

"  Times staff writers Nicole Santa Cruz in Paradise and Noah Bierman in Washington contributed to this report

 8:30 a.m.: This article was updated with new comments from President Trump.  This article was originally posted at 7:45 a

m.

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How Trump politicizes natural disasters - Duration: 2:40.

No matter which party you're in, when you're the president, you're going to be

dealing with natural disasters. It's one of the few occasions that transcends

politics, but not anymore.

In the last two years, there have been 27 natural disasters in the United States,

each costing more than a billion dollars in damage.

Last September, Texas, Florida, and Puerto Rico were all hit with

devastating category 4 hurricanes. And this year has seen the deadliest and

most destructive wildfires in U.S. history along with several record-breaking hurricanes.

But the president's response to these have been inconsistent, to say the least.

Trump seems to favor states where Republicans are in charge. Trump went to Texas twice in the

first eight days after Harvey, and after Irma he traveled to Florida within four

days. How long after Maria hit did it take him to go to Puerto Rico? Thirteen

days. This year Trump made it to Florida and North Carolina within a week, but it

took him nine days to plan a trip to California. His public comments followed

the same pattern.

You have a great governor of Florida. The job that Rick has done is being talked about all over.

You have a great, great governor.

The job you've done has been incredible.

But when he talks about places where Democrats are in charge, well see if you can hear a difference:

Now, I hate to tell you Puerto Rico, but you've thrown our budget a little out of wack

because we've spent a lot of money on Puerto Rico.

We're tired of giving California hundreds and hundreds of millions of

dollars all the time for their forest fires, when you wouldn't have them if

they manage their forest properly. That's -- oh California, get on the ball 'cause we're

not gonna hand you any more money. It's ridiculous, okay?

And there's the federal response. The government deployed 20,000 more workers

to assist in Texas than it did in Puerto Rico. It also awarded about

$4 million more for housing assistance.

His preferences become especially clear on Twitter, where he

denigrated Puerto Rico for its infrastructure and debt crisis less than

a week after the hurricane made landfall, before even visiting the island. He made

similarly critical statements within a week of the 2018 California wildfire

outbreak, but Florida, Texas, and Georgia he's had nothing but praise for them.

Even a year later, Trump is still tweeting about Maria, working to

undermine the widely accepted death toll and insulting the politicians. It seems

not even natural disasters can rise above politics in today's climate.

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BOLSONARO DEVE SE REUNIR COM JOHN BOLTON, ASSESSOR LINHA-DURA DE TRUMP - Duration: 2:14.

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Episode 9 - BIKEPACKING - Donald Trump looks like corn on barbecue - Duration: 7:49.

Alleluia, 12 days of waiting in Teheran that was worth it

since the Turkmenistan embassy granted us 5 days of freedom in their dictatorship

It's a Transit Visa, we have to be at the border on October 15

not before nor after.

Flexibility is not their thing, so I decided not to wait for Guillaume to be there on time

while he visits the country with his girlfriend.

I call him the rocket, and it will not be difficult for him to catch me.

I am 2200m above sea level, but it is not too hard, the road is good,

I hope to reach the pass before noon.

I will pass at the bottom of the Damavand,

the highest point of Iran almost 6000m, 5800m I believe

I look forward to it

That's when you think the weather is perfect,

Bam!! ONE cloud

ONE cloud!!

I just started to go down,

I was at 2800m and I will arrive at the Caspian Sea so until sea level

I have 100km of downhill, 107km exactly

43km/h

50

58

60

61

Curve, we slow down,

take the inside,

and speed up again

I was wondering, but where is it? but where is it???

Here it is

Here is my Davamavand,

6000m ! Impressive

There are tunnels

And a car was waiting as I entered the tunnel

Then it got behind me

To protect me in fact

5km further, the car waited for me

I was offered housing down the valley

It's not at all on my way, but I could not refuse

So I'll sleep at Susan's tonight

I've done 71km and I have 77 left

I just had a little rain

and I think I'm going to get a heavy one

It's not funny to see there.

I'm cold I'm soaked

Fuck but you're stupid! Can you not wait?

I decided to cheat a little because I found it fun!

I was offered a drive, then I accept!

Thanks Majid

Ahh, I'm soaked! he will drive me home!

It's so stormy!

I'm very happy to have Susan hosting me

While waiting for the end of the storm, I must mention the situation of Iran.

I would like to show you all Ali's, Shadi's, or Sami's who have hosted us, helped us, or fed us ...

but there are too many of them.

They were that much that we came to a point that we became exhausted of their kindness.

We reached a stage where we sometimes tried to avoid meetings people to avoid having to accept 3 times fruits a day,

or to refuse invitations because we wanted to spend an evening resting or discussing between each others.

At the risk of repeating myself, Iranians are truly amazing people.

And it makes me even more sensitive to their cause.

Throughout our Iranian crossing, we felt sort of feeling of sadness and guiltness.

Indeed, I can not speak of Iran without mentioning the difficulties they are going through.

I'm aware that my analysis will be simplistic and non objective,

but I had to tell these two or three little things that I saw during this time.

To begin with, it made me feel a great sadness of repeatedly hearing Iranians reminding me that they were not terrorists,

and that we should not believe what the media tells us. As if they felt the need to justify themself.

The economic situation of the country has deteriorated drastically in recent months,

and particularly since the United States withdrew themselves from the nuclear agreement and re-established the sanctions

At our level we felt it right away when entering the country,

the currency had lost 3 times its value in one year,

and two weeks later, the time for us to reach Teheran it had dropped by 30% .

A restaurant rarely exceeded 3 euros for two, and sometimes at that price we had the night included.

Major consequences of the fall of the Rial

are the proportional inflation of prices on all the products coming from importation,

and a slower inflation on the products made in Iran.

Extremely painful to hear Iranians in thirst for adventure telling us that they can not leave the country

because everything costs 4 times more for them outside.

of course their incomes have remained the same.

As another concrete example, Shady bought a Citroen a year ago, before the sanctions.

Today, if he wants to change a filter, he will have to pay in Euro,

and thus convert his currency. In other words an air filter will cost him a fortune.

it was by meeting Sami, an Iranian who hosted us

that we have seen the most concretely effects of sanctions.

He took us to see factories that had closed few weeks earlier and sometimes left up to 400 people unemployed

with consequences for families who now have to live with 70% of a salary paid by social assistance

and of course a risk of losing all income if in the year that follows they do not find a job.

Then we went to do some shopping for the evening meal.

The price of baby diapers were multiplied by 10

and it has been a shock seeing the empty shelves of female hygienic products.

He explains that women (his wife and two daughters at the same time)

had to re-use the old methods.

The sanctions attacked human dignity in just a few months.

companies from France and the world, to not lose their market with the United States preferred to stop their business with Iran.

To see all the misfortune that is able to spread a single guy,

which is by the way orange with a yellow wig,

made me lose my mind more than once,

but fortunately, the smile of the Iranians is stronger than that.

When we apologize because we feel guilty of the disregard of our country,

they laugh and give a good hand slap on the back.

So as a sign of protest, I decided that I will no longer appoint US President as Donald Trump.

But Donald Trump (with French accent)

Me too I am protectionist, and I want to keep my French accent

It is non violent and it makes me feel better!

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President Trump Visits Neighborhoods Destroyed By California Wildfires - Duration: 1:37.

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To Feminists' Horror, Trump Delivers 2 Major Pro-Life Victories - Duration: 4:52.

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Exposing Donald Trump... - Duration: 20:48.

What we do here is go back...

I don't know what I said! AH! I don't remember!

You're under arrest, nimrod.

Get on the ground! Get on the ground right now!

If you don't get on the ground right now, I finna make a video about you!

Mission Control, we have a belligerent dumbass here that won't cooperate.

(Donald Trump's a lil' bitch.)

Yeah, I'm doing all I can. I'm gunna need you to send me in some back-up.

You got it, bitch.

(Your star got what it deserved.)

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to a new episode of content cop.

I am NOT the content cop, as you can se. The real content cop is currently training me.

I should've sat in a more comfortable chair. But, as you can tell by the content cops last video,

He's becoming less effective as time goes on. You know, there can't be one content cop.

AJP's career would have been taken- it should have been over.

But of course, you know...

He has a stupid Super Bowl ad. It didn't work against Asian Jake Paul.

It didn't work that well against Keemstar, cus now he's bigger than ever. He needs backup.

Essentially, today, we're going to be looking at the most frequent uploaders.

To Twitter. Don't worry. Eventually, I'll move to YouTube once I'm at a higher rank.

But, um, let's just get into it. Shall we?

Jimmy Kimmel - It's so crazy.

Right now, there are loopholes in the law that let people avoid background checks if they buy a gun

Privately from another party, online or at a gun show.

So, I want to show you something.

These are the faces of the Senators who, days after the shooting Orlando, voted against the bill that would have closed those loopholes.

These are the 56 senators who didn't want to do anything about that.

90% of Democrats, I'm not talking about politicians here, I'm talking about people.

And 77% of Republicans support background checks at gun shows.

89% of Republicans and Democrats are in favor of restricting gun ownership for the mentally ill.

But not this gang. They voted against both of those things. So, with all due respect go, fuck yourself.

Me - So, after all this happened do you think they: A.)

Actually did their job and try to improve, like, at the very least, you know, try to improve the gun control regulations.

B.) Send their "thoughts and prayers"

As if it means anything at all.

Or C.) Just do nothing.

If you expected the answer to be C.), then your expectations are too fucking high.

Because what they really did is

they not only avoided option a which is, you know, clearly the best one, but they basically spat in the face of option a

Because they blame it on mental health

Yeah, you know what? I blame your mental health for being so stupid

Idiot, but that fellas it's just the tip of the iceberg

What I studied dirt so we can find out

To get there

You love to see one of these NFL owners

When somebody disrespects our flag to say get that son of a bitch off the field right now out fire

Fire yeah, I'm not a huge sports fan myself, but I think that's pretty stupid

But what I'd like to know is how this moron even got elected

But this is how my family voted

So, uh, yeah, hence we're voting for Trump tails were voting for Hillary

So in other words, uh, hence everyone loses tails no one wins. Here we go. Oh

It was tails it was tails

My daughter perhaps I'd be dating her

I'd like to think that the odds are against you cuz no she wouldn't and neither would I so don't you get any ideas?

What

What oh my god what

Wait go back and play that again now enhance the audio we have another pussy

What?

Puss covered crackhead knees toe jam I served in Benghazi

My friends didn't make it ah

Shoot I'm sorry. I just realized that that claim has no legitimacy whatsoever. Right? It's all fake news

So I bet they're all alive. Um, oh wait you yourself admitted to this?

So in that case, is it fake news?

I mean all they did is say the facts and when their facts are correct

It is not fake news. It's very real. It's very real, right? What is fake is?

Your idea that you are very smart when in fact it is the complete opposite

I'm a very smart person. You know, I went to the best school. I have very I'm the first one it's either he is so

Stupid that he done hunters. No. No, it's possible

that

So, yeah, the former vice president thinks you're stupid this guy thinks you're stupid and

As we know from experience your own word means nothing because you're an absolute liar

So yes, you are stupid and people support this fucking moron

I know people who talk to you about whether or not you want to run would you do would you ever

Probably not. I am officially running

If only he listened to himself, I just don't think I really have the inclination to do it. Oh well now we're stuck

Wondering what could have been damn shame guys. I have some very strange news

It looks like Trump just a shit posted on Twitter

Again, this changes absolutely

nothing, so

let's look at

Okay, that's pretty rough. Another passive-aggressive one. I see so I know how to fix it. I'm big money

Salvia, king of the pipe typing out comments all damn night. Martin shkreli is a son of a bitch when I finished making fun

So I'm well aware of him pulling the third world country shit holes just because they're circled countries now

I don't want any part of that right like everyone knows that no big deal

Also, you will notice a pattern throughout all these tweets where he associates everything

with race as if it's the color of their skin that determines what they do and how they think

When it's just that they're their heads aren't on right but, you know a lot about that wouldn't you anyway?

I

Should have saved this one for the hypocrisy section

I am the least racist person that you have ever met

Well while we're on the topic of tweets

He keeps tweeting about the Russian collusion almost as if he's insecure about it

I mean

you know if his insecurities match up to how much he tweets about something then the fact is that he's probably

insecure about everything for these you'll see

that he's quoting people and

Only bias people and the fact that he is only quoting people who are on his side

and they're blind to their there's

Closed-minded. It really hurts his argument. Okay. So let's read these classic gems. Shall we?

I've been skeptical about the collusion and

Obstruction claims for the last year. I don't see the evidence in terms of the collusion

It's all a bit implausible based on the evidence we have

Jonathan Turley on Fox News. Okay, you already got a problem on Fox News a bunch of insecure Republican dumb fucks. Oh

wait

now look I have no problems with Republicans in general just

By what? I just said, it's

Like it if you're a Republican who cool don't care

I could not care less, but the problem is that with most Republicans and Democrats as well

I'm independent now and give a fuck most of them are

Most of them are just

closed-minded and they're one-sided and they are open to

Nothings, they follow whatever the leaders of their parties say and that their word is law. They could say, okay guys

we're Nazis now and they just

Start drawing a swastika on a piece of paper get duct tape and tape it to their shirt now

It's time for the other one. He's got a very good point

Do you like his point you really like to touch his point?

Stupid fucking phone somebody in the Justice Department has a treasure trove of evidence of mrs

Clinton's criminality at her own hands or through others that ought to be investigated

I fully agree with the President on that sees only quoting people that agree with them

What about the people who don't I get these Trani, you know, like I hope this case not hurt it

But what about people who aren't Republicans?

It's because they blindly agree with you no matter what because all this is well. My family didn't say I'm a sheep

I need to do this to wake up sheeple. This is not how life is supposed to be

Got one more. Can't wait for this one witch hunt

Everyone get your pitchforks and torches out. We need to devour this wait, you don't have ours?

We need to just we need a murder the switch in cold blood

Yeah, I wish that's what it was. Anyways back to racism he tweeted. Well this fairly recently

Do you notice something?

Yeah, maybe the point of the entire tweet maybe

Yeah, he needed this Burnett person the column took so he could confirm that there were no tapes of him being racist

Which is odd if he was never racist because why would he need?

someone to confirm that anyways, my favorite reply to this retarded tweet is

To be fair. You only have about 32 words in your vocabulary

and it just so happens that I listed all of them a

Wait a sec. That's 31. Where's the last one? Oh, there it is

And how he handles every terrorism-related

Situation and America is if you match this skin color

You're a terrorist. If you match this skin color, your mental health is fucked up when it's just you

It's there one in the same there. Your mental health is fucked up and your terrorist it goes for all skin colors

It's all the same. That's how it works with the exception of some terrorists. It's for their religion

Even though that's a dumb fucking religion. I usually don't care about what people believe in except for Christians

But that's just stupid 72 virgins after you murder all those people what a reward that's the deal of a lifetime

72 virgins, that's pathetic. Why not? 72 sluts that know what they're doing really though. Where does Mohammed get all these people?

Are they just family friends? Are you ready to see him further proof that he's a hypocrite and immoral

And here's him acting like a healing

I really believed I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon

And I think most of the people in this room would have done that too because I know most of you

But the way they performed was was really a disgrace. So that's what he says he would do

But what does he really do when something like this happens?

Whoops Trump supporter he already did and then when he does decide to take action, he blames his video games

No, I do not play a video game and then suddenly throw for her to murder someone

fucking dumbass

It's time to go not kill someone and yeah, I'm okay

Shut up mom, I'm filming a video. Oh, I'm supposed to do the conclusion. Um

What do you mean conclusions do a conclusion for yourself? If you hate this video give it a dislike

Don't worry. I have no ego. I have no self-esteem. That won't affect anything at all

If you liked this video give it a like if you want to subscribe ha just kidding

You think I'm gonna talk about Trump without talking about him committing treason?

Even though is everyone knows that at this point it's common sense, but I made a fun little thing here

It's

And then after Trump did commit treason Putin gave his puppet a little gift

Which I thought was kinda cute and then how does Trump display his gratitude for receiving this great gift. I

Wasn't I

Wasn't talking to you

Well, he did the presidential thing, of course, that's very nice that will go to my son Barron

We have no question. In fact, Melania he oh

Sorry modern-day presidential no wonder your star got wrecked speaking of which do you think he

Regretted taking office and he just did it. Just kidding. It's not like he can feel remorse. Oh speaking of this picture

I found one with this bat. Let's see what kind of fun we can have with this

Gone first

Who's coming in 1235 the moonlit wings reflect stars that guide

I fired along the way open stock. I'm feeling the Russian :

Turn to me as if juice, I know who just kicked your ass. It'll

Also be China try it also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs

400 pounds. Okay. You're goddamn, right?

Today

Well learned that he disabled reporter

he calls news that Castleman a negative light fake despite the complete opposite being true and

That news that cast him in a positive light. Most of the time is fake news

For example the Pope never endorsed him

He blames video games for school shootings, so he doesn't have to get off his ass and do his job

He's a racist and says Jewess

misogynistic

Orange

He tweets almost 50 times probably over 40 times a day actually

despite him having the moral and legal obligation to run the fucking country and

This is this is stupid, I don't know how anyone supports this moron

It's just baffling

However, I'm so sick of this and burning this hat. Oh my god

Looks like Trump's hairline

You

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'He needs to come see reality,' evacuee says of Trump's visit to Paradise - Duration: 1:58.

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President Trump visits Paradise, Calif. after wildfire destroys town - Duration: 0:55.

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Trump tours fire-ravaged California towns - Duration: 0:52.

U.S President Donald Trump on Saturday toured some of the towns in northern California damaged

by the deadliest wildfire in the state's history.

He met with people affected by the disaster and praised the work of firefighters and local

officials.

Looking around the town of Paradise, California, he took in the devastation, houses turned

to ashes and ravaged forests.

President Trump reiterated the need for forest management to prevent wildfires.

He also said state and federal authorities would get the destruction cleaned up and take

care of the forest floors.

The Camp Fire, named for the area where it started, has burned since November 8th, so

far killing at least 71 people with another one thousand missing.

As of Saturday, the fire was 55 percent contained.

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President Trump To Tour California Wildfires - Duration: 0:33.

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Trump Says He's Personally Answering Mueller's Questions About Russia Investigation - Duration: 0:41.

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Melania Trump's Power Play, Kanye West's Firefighters & The NFL-"Fortnite" Deal | The Daily Show - Duration: 3:51.

Melania Trump.

You know those movies where, uh, the beautiful

but mysterious woman with a foreign accent

is actually a secret assassin?

Well, maybe we should have seen this coming.

A dramatic move by Melania Trump

that apparently blindsided top White House aides.

REPORTER: Melania Trump's office releasing a statement

publicly blasting a national security official.

REPORTER 2: The first lady called

for Deputy National Security Advisor Mira Ricardel

to be fired, complaining directly to her husband

about being unhappy with Ricardel

during her first solo trip to Africa in October.

The two fought over seating on a plane

and using National Security Council resources for the trip.

The first lady's office issued a statement saying...

(reading):

Sweet Lord. Melania does not mess around.

We barely hear from her.

And then when she does speak, it's to fire somebody?

And, like, whatever this lady did

must have made Melania so mad.

'Cause you realize, Trump cheats on her

and she's pretty chill about it.

But then Melania goes on a flight,

and, all of a sudden, she's all like, "Bitch took aisle seat."

And, like, honestly, I don't even know who this is.

Mira Ricardel?

Who is this person that they're firing?

Like, they're running out of people we know to fire.

This is like Walking Dead season six.

"Oh, no! They killed... Derek."

Moving on, the California wildfires continue

to destroy homes and property.

But some people aren't having it.

TMZ is reporting that rapper Kanye West hired

a private firefighting team to help his California home

keep safe from the wildfire in Malibu.

Now, that home sits at the end of a cul-de-sac.

If that home caught on fire,

it would have led to a ripple effect

through the neighborhood, West said.

So the family hired a team of firefighters armed with hoses.

It worked. The firefighters saved

their $60 million home

and several of their neighbors' homes as well.

Okay, there's rich,

and then there's private firefighter rich.

Yeah. I'm pretty certain their hoses

don't even have water-- they just use Cristal.

Yeah. You probably didn't even know

that Lamborghini made a fire truck, did you?

You didn't know that. Like, I didn't even know

that prire fi-- private firefighters were a thing.

But I guess when you're that rich, you just point at someone

and they become your personal firefighter.

Just like, "Hey, you, fight the fire."

It's like, "Screw you, Kanye. How-- Oh, how much?

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fighting. I'm fighting the fire.

"I'm fighting the fire. I'm a firefighter.

A fighter for money."

And it's weird that Kanye hired personal firefighters,

but it's not the weirdest thing I can imagine him doing.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised

if he just tried to talk to the fire

about his theories on creativity,

and, after ten minutes, the fire was like,

"You know what, I'm-- I'll just put myself out.

I'm... I'm done."

Moving on to other news, Fortnite--

it's a game about killing everyone in sight,

and now it's about to get violent.

REPORTER: The NFL is partnering

with the popular video game Fortnite,

and it's creating some controversy.

Players are using the NFL uniforms now available

in the game to create controversial players.

Among them is one avatar that looks like Aaron Hernandez

holding a gun. Players have also made characters

that look like O.J. Simpson and Colin Kaepernick.

Okay, now, first of all, that's a weird list

of controversial players:

a convicted murderer, a guy accused of double murder,

and a guy who kneeled a few times?

Okay, news, fair enough.

And, also, why put O.J. into Fortnite?

It's literally bringing a knife to a gunfight.

That's a waste of time. And I love Colin,

but he's gonna be useless in Fortnite.

Everyone's shooting and he's just taking a knee

behind a bush. What good is that?

We see you, Colin! We see you!

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Gutfeld: For Trump-obsessed media, it's all bad all the time - Duration: 14:39.

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TRUMP SENDS IN THE FEDS – SANCTUARY CITY LEADERS ARRESTED, CHARGED - Duration: 10:57.

TRUMP SENDS IN THE FEDS – SANCTUARY CITY LEADERS ARRESTED, CHARGED

JUST IN: President Donald Trump just spoke out at a Pennsylvania rally to call on Congress

to stop funding sanctuary cities.

The Daily Caller reported that he demanded that Congress stop giving money to cities

that disobey federal immigration laws in an attempt to better protect American lives.

"I'm calling on Congress to stop funding sanctuary cities so we can save American lives.

The funding bill should not give precious and massive tax payer grants to cities aiding

and abetting criminals," Trump said.

"It's what they do."

This comes after Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Director Thomas Homan launched an investigation

into Oakland, California Mayor Libby Schaaf for obstruction of justice because she warned

illegal aliens of ICE raids in the area.

Schaaf has received over 1,000 "angry calls" since issuing the warning that saved around

800 illegal immigrants from arrest.

ICE officials were still able to arrest 232 illegal aliens, most of whom were criminals,

in the raids, yet they said 800 illegal immigrants evaded arrest thanks to Schaaf.

The Oakland mayor proudly boasted afterwards, "I definitely consider myself part of the

resistance."

"What she did is no better than a gang lookout yelling 'police' when a police cruiser

comes in the neighborhood, except she did it to a whole community," Homan told "Fox

& Friends."

Homan also released a statement saying the raid had been meant to target "sanctuary

cities" that limit cooperation between ICE and local law enforcement.

"Sanctuary jurisdictions like San Francisco and Oakland shield dangerous criminal aliens

from federal law enforcement at the expense of public safety," Homan said.

"Because these jurisdictions prevent ICE from arresting criminal aliens in the secure

confines of a jail, they also force ICE officers to make more arrests out in the community,

which poses increased risks for law enforcement and the public."

What do you think about this?

Let us know your thoughts

in the comments section.

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Ann Coulter: Trump doesn't need Congress to build the wall - Duration: 13:53.

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Trump Plans New Year Meeting with Kim Jong-un - Duration: 4:39.

-Hey, guys, Thanksgiving is less than a week away.

[ Cheering ]

Which means, if you haven't left for the airport by now,

you're screwed.

[ Cheers and applause, laughter ]

Let's get to some news, here, guys.

I heard that President Trump is gonna meet with

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un after the new year.

Makes sense, 'caused Trump's New Year's resolution

is to appreciate the little things.

[ Laughter ]

That's right. Trump and Kim Jong-un

are planning to get together after New Year's.

That's interesting, 'cause when most people say,

"Let's get together after New Year's,"

that really means, "Let's never get together."

[ Laughter ]

I saw that, today, Trump presented the Medal of Freedom

to seven people, including Babe Ruth.

When asked why he chose Babe Ruth, Trump said,

[ as Donald Trump ] "He's a legend.

It was his idea to combine peanuts, caramel, and nougat

into one beautiful, beautiful candy bar."

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Normal voice ] Some business news --

Facebook wants to make it easier

for users to find jobs on their site.

You can tell that they've got a hacking problem

because whatever resume you put in, Facebook just says,

[ In Russian accent ] "You will work in the fields."

[ Laughter ]

[ Normal voice ] Hey, it was announced that the final season

of "Game of Thrones" will debut next April.

[ Cheering ]

Fans said that they were excited to reunite

with the characters they've loved over the past 8 years

and watch them all die horribly.

[ Laughter ]

It's gonna be great.

Oh, get this -- in a new interview,

Prince William said that his dad, Prince Charles,

is completely infatuated with squirrels,

and likes naming them, feeding them,

and letting them inside the house.

[ Laughter ]

He said he even carries nuts in his pocket.

[ Laughter ]

When asked about it, Princes Charles said,

[ In British accent ] "Yes, it's true.

over the years, I've developed a deep affection for squirrels.

Then, he said, "There's nothing I enjoy more

than strolling around Buckingham Palace,

removing nuts from my trousers,

sharing them with my squirrel friends.

I'm so comfortable with them,

sometimes I'll even doze off, and wake up to the sensation

of squirrels nibbling on my nuts."

Then, he said, "If they're well-behaved,

I'll spoil my rodent chums by dropping a pinch of salt

on my nuts, then watching as the little buggers go to town.

And if I'm feeling playful, I'll tease the rascals

by dangling my salted nuts in front of them

before quickly yanking them away."

[ Normal voice ] And finally, Queen Elizabeth said,

[ In British accent ] "Charles, this is why

you can never have the throne!"

[ Cheers and applause, laughter ]

-Really? -[ Normal voice ] He loves squirrels.

-Squirrels? He loves squirrels? -The guys loves squirrels, yeah.

Hey, listen to this, guys -- a man in Japan

just spent $18,000 to marry a cartoon hologram.

That explains why her side of the aisle

didn't have any friends, and why his side didn't, either.

Check this out. For the holidays,

I saw that Jimmy Dean is giving away wrapping paper

that smells like sausage.

[ Light laughter ]

It's being called "the most festive way to make sure

your dog destroys everything under the tree."

[ Laughter ]

This guy gets it.

This guy totally gets it, right here.

Yeah. You know what that means.

It's time for the "This guy gets it" song.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

♪ This guy gets it ♪

♪ This guy gets the joke ♪

♪ I did the setup and the punch line ♪

♪ Then, he laughed after I spoke ♪

♪ He seems really nice and fun ♪

♪ I think that we'd probably be friends ♪

♪ But we lead two different lives ♪

♪ So, this is where our story ends ♪

[ Light laughter, "aww"ing ]

♪ But that's okay ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll never forget ♪

Two, three, that --

♪ This guy gets it ♪

-♪ He gets it ♪ -♪ This guy gets it ♪

-♪ He gets it ♪ -♪ This guy gets it ♪

-♪ He gets it ♪ -♪ This guy gets it ♪

-♪ He gets it ♪ -♪ This guy, he got the joke ♪

-♪ He got it ♪ -♪ We weren't sure that it would work ♪

-♪ He got it ♪ -♪ This guy gets it ♪

♪ He gets it ♪

♪ This guy, he gets me ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Give it up for that guy getting it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

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