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Our top story this evening.

The second North Korea-U.S. summit is just around the corner,… and U.S. President Donald

Trump expressed high hopes of a fruitful discussion with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and hailed

Pyeongyang's economic potential.

Our Won Jung-hwan starts us off.

Optimism is growing ahead of the upcoming North Korea-U.S. summit in Vietnam,... scheduled

to take place at the end of this month.

U.S. President Donald Trump said Friday that he is hopeful the next summit will be QUOTE

"very much equally as successful" as the first summit in Singapore last June.

"I hope we have the same good luck as we had in the first summit.

A lot was done in the first summit."

These latest remarks come after Trump praised North Korea for suspending its ballistic missile

and nuclear tests,... and returning the remains of fallen American soldiers from the Korean

War.

The two sides had seemingly reached an impasse... amid U.S. demands for more concrete steps

toward denuclearization and North Korean calls for corresponding measures.

However,... Trump said he is in no rush to denuclearize North Korea,… and simply wants

the regime to refrain from testing nuclear weapons and ballistic missiles to maintain

good will.

"Now where are we now?

No missiles, no rockets, no nuclear testing, we've learned a lot.

But much more importantly than all of it, much more important, much much more important

than that is we have a great relationship.

I have a very good relationship with Kim Jong-un."

Trump took a brief swipe at North Korea, saying the Pyeongyang regime had taken advantage

of the U.S. in the past... by taking billions of dollars worth of aid in exchange for promises

of denuclearization.

While emphasizing that it won't happen again... Trump hailed North Korea's economic potential,

dangling the prospect of growth and prosperity... should the regime continue on its path of

peace.

In regards to sanctions,... Trump says they remain firmly in place...

although his cabinet has recently hinted at a more flexible approach... given that North

Korea meets the right conditions.

Won Jung-hwan, Arirang News.

For more infomation >> Trump looks forward for the N. Korea-U.S. summit and is in no rush to denuclearize the regime - Duration: 2:19.

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Sarah Sanders Makes Mueller Revelation That Has Trump's Head Spinning - Duration: 2:37.

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U.S.-China trade talks to continue next week with Trump hinting at deadline extension - Duration: 0:44.

President Donald Trump said Friday local time,... that trade talks with China are going very

well and the U.S. is closer than ever... to having a "real" trade deal.

His comments came after two days of high-level talks wrapped up in Beijing .

Negotiations are set to continue next week in Washington... aimed at signing a memorandum

of understanding before the March 1st deadline.

Trump also added that he may extend the current deadline to accommodate a deal... and freeze

tariffs on Chinese goods.

Chinese state media The People's Daily reported on Saturday... that the talks have made important

progress, injecting new impetus into the next stage of development of bilateral relations.

For more infomation >> U.S.-China trade talks to continue next week with Trump hinting at deadline extension - Duration: 0:44.

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REM publisher asks Twitter to remove video tweeted by Trump over song use - Duration: 3:07.

REM publisher asks Twitter to remove video tweeted by Trump over song use

A satirical video using music from rock band R.E.M., which was shared by the Twitter account of President , has been removed from the social media site after the publisher of the bands songs complained.

A lawyer for Universal Music Publishing Group had reached out to Twitter on Friday asking that the video, which was first posted by another user, be taken down from the platform, according to a source familiar with the situation, who asked to remain anonymous.

The clip, which runs more than two minutes in length, plays audio from R.E.M.s early 90s hit single "Everybody Hurts" over excerpts from Trumps Feb. 5 State of the Union address.

But, as of the early hours Saturday ET, Twitter users could not play the video posted by Trump, and many saw a message that read, "This video has been removed in response to a report from the copyright holder."

The creator of the video that the president tweeted Friday, self proclaimed Trump supporter @CarpeDonktum, accused Twitter of censorship after the clip became unplayable on the platform.

The clip, clearly meant to mock a selection of lawmakers in Congress, cuts lines from Trumps speech together with reaction shots of stern looking politicians whom Trump has criticized in the past. They include Sen. Bernie Sanders, I Vt., Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, D N.Y., and Sen. Mitt Romney, R Utah.

Trumps tweet with the video clip had been pinned to the top of his accounts page by Friday afternoon. But it appeared to have been un pinned by Saturday.

The White House did not immediately respond to CNBCs questions about the presidents tweet. A spokesman for Twitter declined to comment.

Trump has drawn criticism for using copyrighted content before: The Rolling Stones "You Cant Always Get What You Want" was often used at the end of Trump campaign rallies and has been used at Trump events since he became president. The band urged Trump to stop using the song, .

In November, Trump tweeted an image of himself featuring the text overlay "Sanctions are coming," which . HBO said at the time that they "would prefer our trademark not be misappropriated for political purposes," but the presidents tweet was not taken down.

R.E.M. bassist Mike Mills took notice of the use of his bands song in the video that Trump tweeted Friday.

"Measures have been taken to stop it," Mills tweeted, adding that Twitter CEO needs "to get on this."

Mills said that the president had retweeted the video from Twitter account @CarpeDonktum, who is credited in the video. That account defended using potentially copyrighted material in its own content.

Mills, for his part, celebrated the removal of the video with a tweet calling back to .

R.E.M. reached a publishing agreement with Universal Music Publishing Group in .

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Guerra comercial: Donald Trump calificó las reuniones de la delegación estadounidense en China como - Duration: 3:58.

Donald Trump. (Reuters) El presidente de Estados Unidos, Donald Trump, se reunió este sábado con el equipo de negociadores que viajó esta semana a Beijing para una nueva ronda de negociaciones con China

"Los negociadores comerciales acaban de regresar de China donde las reuniones sobre comercio fueron muy productivas", informó en su cuenta de Twitter el gobernante, que decidió trasladarse este fin de semana a su residencia privada de Palm Beach (Florida), Mar-a-Lago

Según indicó, los funcionarios estaban reunidos con él "dando los detalles". "Mientras tanto, China está pagando miles de millones de dólares a Estados Unidos en forma de aranceles comerciales", agregó

La delegación estadounidense, encabezada por el secretario del Tesoro, Steven Mnuchin, y el representante de Comercio Exterior, Robert Lighthizer, viajó a Beijing para una ronda de conversaciones, tras la que fueron recibidos por el presidente chino, Xi Jinping

Ambos equipos volverán a reunirse la próxima semana en Washington. Trade negotiators have just returned from China where the meetings on Trade were very productive

Now at meetings with me at Mar-a-Lago giving the details. In the meantime, Billions of Dollars are being paid to the United States by China in the form of Trade Tariffs!  — Donald J

Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 17, 2019 Este viernes, Trump aseguró que las conversaciones con China van "extremadamente bien", aunque remarcó que la clave es si se alcanza un acuerdo comercial

"Van extremadamente bien (…) Estamos mucho más cerca de lo que nunca hemos estado en este país para alcanzar un verdadero acuerdo comercial" con China, indicó Trump en una comparecencia en la Casa Blanca

Trump ha marcado el principio de marzo como fecha límite para un acuerdo con China, y ha advertido de que, de no producirse, elevaría los aranceles impuestos a productos chinos valorados en 200

000 millones de dólares del 10 % al 25 %. El presidente remarcó que sería un "honor" retirar estos aranceles si finalmente se alcanza un pacto con Beijing

Esta reunión fue la tercera cara a cara entre representantes de ambos países desde que Xi y Trump acordaran el pasado 1 de diciembre una tregua de 90 días, lo que significa que el plazo para cerrar un pacto comercial definitivo expira el próximo 1 de marzo

El mandatario accedió en diciembre a suspender de forma provisional la subida de los aranceles estadounidenses a estos productos chinos, pero advirtió de que seguiría adelante con su plan si no se cerraba el acuerdo en el plazo estipulado

No obstante, el martes abrió la puerta a retrasar esta medida si los progresos registrados son sustanciales

China ha adoptado varias medidas de buena voluntad para cerrar un acuerdo, como la bajada de aranceles a los vehículos importados de EEUU, la reanudación de la compra de soja de este país o la presentación de un proyecto de ley para prohibir la transferencia forzada de tecnología

Con información de EFE MÁS SOBRE ESTE TEMA: Xi Jinping recibirá a los emisarios de EEUU para las negociaciones de la guerra comercial Estados Unidos afirmó que las negociaciones comerciales con China han permitido "progresar"

For more infomation >> Guerra comercial: Donald Trump calificó las reuniones de la delegación estadounidense en China como - Duration: 3:58.

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Jim Acosta Just Grilled Trump Over Immigration Lies After He Called For A National Emergency - Duration: 2:29.

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Trump Inaugural Committee Hit With Subpoena From NJ Investigators - Duration: 3:33.

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TRUMP DROPS HAMMER ON CALIFORNIA – GOVERNOR ANNOUNCES 'END OF THE LINE - Duration: 5:11.

TRUMP DROPS HAMMER ON CALIFORNIA – GOVERNOR ANNOUNCES 'END OF THE LINE

Trump refused to help, so California's new governor is canceling the big liberal dream.

Liberals in California were just hit with a monster budget shortfall.

After winning office, Governor Newsom proposed an insane $144.2-billion spending plan to

fund his ridiculous left-wing schemes.

But last month, the state was $2.602 billion short of the $9.233-billion budget projection.

Why?

Because people are fleeing California over its high tax rates.

The leftist government has run California into the ground, and now they're having

to admit defeat on one of their most prized liberal dreams to get rid of the cars that

are apparently "destroying our planet" – the high-speed rail.

President Trump would not allow the federal government to fund the exorbitant project.

From Cal Matters: One of those hurdles comes from the Trump

administration itself, which decided last February to hold off on approving a $647 million

grant that would have helped electrify a stretch of track slated for future high-speed train

traffic.

And now the final nail is in the coffin.

From Fox News: California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced on

Tuesday he is pulling the plug on the state's massive high-speed rail project from Los Angeles

to San Francisco that was more than a decade behind schedule and billions in the red.

"Let's be real," Newsom said in his first State of the State address.

"The current project, as planned, would cost too much and respectfully take too long.

There's been too little oversight and not enough transparency."

It's refreshing Newsom admitted that the bullet train was nothing more than yet another

liberal scam.

The train has already cost California taxpayers billions, and has been under construction

since 2008.

And now neither the politicians who advocated for it nor the people who voted for it have

anything to show for their efforts.

Higher land acquisition costs, the need for safety barriers, and increasing demands from

stakeholders have added billions to the project and pushed the completion date to 2033.

At this point, cutting and running is really the only option the Democrats have left.

It's also what they're best at.

For all the Left's talk about using the government to improve society, this bullet

train has only enriched a select few and left many others destitute, just like all Democrat

plans do.

Republican and San Diego Councilman Mark Kersey stated last year that all the billions wasted

on this train, "could have been invested in our current infrastructure needs, such

as water storage, flood control, highways and bridges."

But California is like the millennial of states.

They have many grand ideas, but no ability to implement them.

For more infomation >> TRUMP DROPS HAMMER ON CALIFORNIA – GOVERNOR ANNOUNCES 'END OF THE LINE - Duration: 5:11.

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Trump Lawyers Caught In A Lie That Could Put The President In Handcuffs - Duration: 1:20.

For more infomation >> Trump Lawyers Caught In A Lie That Could Put The President In Handcuffs - Duration: 1:20.

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PRESIDENT OBAMA LEFT BEHIND EVIDENCE THAT IMPLICATES TEAM TRUMP - Duration: 2:25.

For more infomation >> PRESIDENT OBAMA LEFT BEHIND EVIDENCE THAT IMPLICATES TEAM TRUMP - Duration: 2:25.

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DOJ Hit With Lawsuit Over Trump's Fake Refugee Panic - Duration: 2:40.

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ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE WHEN DONALD TRUMP DECLARED THIS STATE OF EMERGENCY - Duration: 6:28.

ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE WHEN DONALD TRUMP DECLARED THIS STATE OF EMERGENCY

SCHUMER AND NANCY PELOSI WERE BOASTING.

THE DEMOCRATS WERE TOASTING THE REALITY THEY TRUSTED THEY HAD BLOCKED DONALD TRUMP FROM

BUILDING HIS OUTSKIRT DIVIDER.

IN ANY CASE, AT THAT POINT POOP HIT THE FAN IN WASHINGTON WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP PRONOUNCED

THIS HIGHLY SENSITIVE SITUATION.

RINO REPUBLICANS JOINED DEMOCRATS AND CONSENTED TO A FRINGE SECURITY BARGAIN THAT GAVE JUST

1.375 BILLION DOLLARS IN SUBSIDIZING FOR 55 MILES OF OUTSKIRT FENCING.

BE THAT AS IT MAY, IF THE DEMOCRATS – AND RINO REPUBLICANS – THOUGHT PRESIDENT TRUMP

WOULD ACKNOWLEDGE ROUT, THEY WERE DEAD OFF-BASE.

PRESS SECRETARY SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS DISCHARGED AN ANNOUNCEMENT REPORTING THE PRESIDENT WOULD

SIGN THE SPENDING BILL AND PROCLAIM A NATIONAL HIGHLY SENSITIVE SITUATION TO ACCESS MILITARY

DEVELOPMENT ASSETS TO CONSTRUCT THE DIVIDER.

"PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL SIGN THE ADMINISTRATION SUBSIDIZING BILL, AND AS HE HAS EXPRESSED

PREVIOUSLY, HE WILL LIKEWISE MAKE OTHER OFFICIAL MOVE – INCLUDING A NATIONAL CRISIS – TO

GUARANTEE WE STOP THE NATIONAL SECURITY AND PHILANTHROPIC EMERGENCY AT THE FRINGE," HUCKABEE

SANDERS PROCLAMATION STARTED.

THE PRESS SECRETARY WRAPPED UP BY EXPRESSING, "THE PRESIDENT IS BY AND BY CONVEYING ON HIS

GUARANTEE TO MANUFACTURE THE DIVIDER, ENSURE THE OUTSKIRT, AND SECURE OUR INCREDIBLE NATION."

TRUMP'S SUPPORTERS IN CONGRESS CHEERED THE MOVE.

HOUSE FREEDOM CAUCUS CHAIRMAN MARK MEADOWS TWEETED, "DEMOCRATS' REFUSAL TO ARRANGE HAS

RENDERED CONGRESS AWKWARD AT CARRYING OUT ITS RESPONSIBILITY TO SECURE AMERICANS.

NOW POTUS IS COMPLETELY DIRECTLY TO UTILIZE PROTECTED OFFICIAL ACTIVITY SPECIALIST TO

MANUFACTURE THE DIVIDER AND SECURE OUR OUTSKIRT.

THIS IS A NATIONAL CRISIS.

I COMPLETELY BOLSTER HIM."

ALABAMA TRADITIONALIST CONGRESSMAN MO BROOKS TALKED ON THE HOUSE FLOOR FOR THE PRESIDENT

UTILIZING THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY ACT TO SUPPORT DEVELOPMENT FOR THE FRINGE DIVIDER.

CREEKS ROARED, "AMERICA'S MILITARY SECURES THE FRINGES OF, AND LIVES IN, SOUTH KOREA,

IRAQ, SYRIA, AFGHANISTAN, EUROPE, AND NUMEROUS DIFFERENT NATIONS.

AMERICA, AND AMERICANS, MERIT NO LESS SECURITY!"

FOUNDATION REPUBLICANS – AND MANY PHONY NEWS JOURNALISTS – WRUNG THEIR HANDS ABOUT

TRUMP'S "STANDARD BREAKING CHOICE."

HOWEVER, TRUMP DID NOT DISREGARD ANY INSTITUTIONAL SHIELDS OR BREAK NEW GROUND.

THE SUPERVISOR OF THE FEDERALIST, SEAN DAVIS, CALLED ATTENTION TO THAT OVER THE MOST RECENT

18 YEARS, PRESIDENTS HAVE UTILIZED NATIONAL CRISIS STATEMENTS MULTIPLE TIMES FOR ALLOTMENTS.

"THE MEASURE OF GASLIGHTING FROM INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE PROFESSING TO RESTRICT OUTSKIRT SECURITY

ON PROCEDURE WHEN THEY REALLY CONTRADICT FRINGE SECURITY ON STANDARD (YET WOULD PREFER NOT

TO LET IT OUT) IS AN INCREDIBLE SIGHT.

SINCE 2001, POTUS HAS UTILIZED CRISIS ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR ALLOTMENTS *18 TIMES.*" DAVIS TWEETED.

A FEW PRESERVATIONISTS OBJECTED TO TRUMP'S TURN.

THEY CONTENDED A FUTURE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT WOULD UTILIZE A SIMILAR POINT OF REFERENCE

TO SANCTION WEAPON CONTROL OR THE "GREEN NEW DEAL."

HOWEVER, TRUMP SUPPORTERS CONTEND BACK THAT IT'S PROFOUNDLY DUBIOUS DEMOCRATS WOULD ACKNOWLEDGE

BEING HINDERED BY CONGRESS AND WOULD HAVE UTILIZED EACH MEAN AVAILABLE TO THEM TO SANCTION

THEIR PLAN REGARDLESS OF WHETHER PRESIDENT TRUMP CHOSE NOT TO PRONOUNCE A NATIONAL CRISIS.

DO YOU BOLSTER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP ANNOUNCING A NATIONAL HIGHLY SENSITIVE SITUATION TO MANUFACTURE

A FRINGE DIVIDER?

TELL US YOUR CONSIDERATIONS IN THE REMARK SEGMENT.

2020 DEMOCRATS INSIST THEY ADORE ONE ANOTHER

AS MANY AS NINE DEMOCRATIC SENATORS WILL SOON BE JOSTLING FOR THE RIGHT TO TAKE ON PRESIDENT

DONALD TRUMP — A PRIMARY ELECTION THAT'S EXPECTED TO BE NASTY, BRUTISH AND LONG.

BUT IN THE EARLY DAYS OF THE CAMPAIGN, IT'S BEEN ALL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS INSIDE THE

SENATE DEMOCRATIC CAUCUS.

THE FLOCK OF PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS HAVE NOT SPARRED AT CAUCUS LUNCHES, ACCORDING TO MULTIPLE

SENATE DEMOCRATS, OR ATTACKED ONE ANOTHER IN THE PRESS.

TO THE CONTRARY, THEY'VE PORTRAYED ONE ANOTHER AS LONG-TIME FRIENDS ALL WORKING TOWARD THE

COMMON PURPOSE OF DEFEATING TRUMP.

COUNTDOWN TO 2020

THE RACE FOR 2020 STARTS NOW.

STAY IN THE KNOW.

FOLLOW OUR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION COVERAGE.

"LOOK AT WHO'S RUNNING.

I DON'T SEE ANY OF MY COLLEAGUES WHO HAVE BEEN NASTY IN THE PAST," SAID SEN.

CORY BOOKER (D-N.Y.), WHO JUMPED INTO THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE EARLIER THIS MONTH AND IS

RUNNING ON A MESSAGE CALLING FOR MUTUAL KINDNESS AND RESPECT.

BOOKER HAD JUST PRAISED SEN.

AMY KLOBUCHAR (D-MINN.)

FOR HER PRESIDENTIAL LAUNCH IN WHITEOUT CONDITIONS IN A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.

HE ALSO RECENTLY EXCHANGED PLAYFUL TWEETS WITH SEN.

SHERROD BROWN (D-OHIO), WHO'S MAKING MOVES TOWARD A WHITE HOUSE RUN.

IT'S ANYONE'S GUESS WHETHER THE CHILL VIBE WILL LAST ONCE THE PRIMARY IS FULLY JOINED

AND THE COMPETITION FOR SUPPORT INTENSIFIES.

VOWS TO RUN POSITIVE ATTACK-FREE CAMPAIGNS OFTEN FALL BY THE WAYSIDE ONCE THE STAKES

GET REAL.

BUT IF THEY KEEP IT UP, IT WOULD DEFY EXPECTATIONS OF AN 18-MONTH SPECTACLE OF WORKPLACE AWKWARDNESS

AND HOSTILITY — AND OFFER A GLARING CONTRAST TO THE REPUBLICAN SLUGFEST IN 2016 BETWEEN

FOUR GOP SENATORS WHO RAN FOR PRESIDENT.

"WE'RE NICER PEOPLE.

I MEAN LOOK WHO THEY PRODUCED," BROWN — ONE OF A DOZEN SENATORS INTERVIEWED FOR THIS STORY,

INCLUDING FOUR ANNOUNCED 2020 CANDIDATES — SAID OF REPUBLICANS AND TRUMP.

"OF COURSE IT WILL STAY NICE, WHAT KIND OF ANSWER DO

YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU?"

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Trump Organization drops plans to open new hotels amid scrutiny - Duration: 3:05.

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Trump gives double thumbs-up after day spent at golf club in Florida - Daily News - Duration: 2:54.

President Donald Trump has been spotted returning from the links in Florida, flashing a thumbs-up for his supporters after presumably spending a relaxing day playing golf

Trump's motorcade rolled from Mar-a-Lago to the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach at 8

30am on Saturday, a sunny day where temperatures reached 82 degrees.As reporters were held at a nearby library, Trump spent more than six hours at the club before departing at 2

56pm.Trump seemed in high spirits as he departed the club, flashing a double thumbs-up for his supporters gathered by the roadside

Share this article Share Wearing a red hat emblazoned 'USA', paired with a white shirt and tan jacket, Trump also waved and smiled

 Trump's motorcade arrived back at Mar-a-Lago at 3.07pm after an uneventful ride through Palm Beach

It came one day after he declared a national emergency on the southern border, in order to secure money for his long-promised border wall

The White House did not immediately respond to an inquiry about who Trump's golf partners for the day were

In a statement, Press Secretary Sarah Sanders said that Trump was meeting with top economic advisors to talk China strategy

'This afternoon, President Trump will meet with members of his trade team and receive an update on the ongoing talks with China,' Sanders said

'Ambassador Lighthizer, Secretary Ross, Mick Mulvaney, and Peter Navarro will join the President in person at Mar-a-Lago and Secretary Mnuchin, Pat Cipilone , Larry Kudlow, Kevin Hassett, Derek Lyons and Clete Willems will join by phone,' the press secretary continued

.She was outfitted in a white baseball cap and black pants and long sleeves.  Trump has no public events scheduled for Sunday, and is expected to remain at Mar-a-Lago through Monday for the long holiday weekend

  

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Trump's Trade Wars Drive Record Number Of Farmers Into Bankruptcy - Duration: 5:58.

Well, more and more people continue to file their tax returns, most of them working class

folks hoping to get that refund that they get every year and so far more than 16 million

Americans have already filed and completed their taxes.

I'm very envious of those people because I haven't even started.

I'm very terrified to do it.

And here's why.

Of those 16 plus million people who have filed their tax returns already, nearly 10 percent

of them said that their refund has gone down even though their income did not go up in

2018 to put it another way, almost 10 percent.

We're at about eight and a half percent actually.

Uh, their income didn't go up, their expenses didn't change.

Basically 2018 was a carbon copy of 2017 and yet they owe more money or they get less money

back then they did in 2018.

And I can't even say they owe more money because all that eight and a half percent say is that

their refund amount went down even though everything else stayed constant in their income.

Another 24 point three percent aren't getting a refund at all.

And in fact found out they owe money this year.

So when you add those two together, we're at about 35 percent, one third of working

class people here in the United States who have already filed their taxes that are either

getting less money or they owe money.

Whereas in the past they would have gotten money back and this is 100 percent the result

and the design of the Republican tax cut that was passed at the end of 2017.

You see middle class people working class people, even the underclass of people here

in the United States, they took away what we can deduct from our taxes.

They took away a lot of the benefits that we could use to help reduce the amount we

would owe or to increase the amount we would get back.

And I'm not talking about massive increases going from like a $2,000 refund to a $4,000

refund.

Know what I'm talking about is maybe going from a $2,000 refund to a $2,300 refund.

Because believe it or not, for a lot of us here in this country, that extra $300 would

make a world of difference.

That $300 might be a medical bill that's been sitting on your dresser for nine months.

And I say that because I know that because I got one, it's been sitting there collecting

dust because I can't touch it yet, but at the same time we're getting screwed and we're

owing more or receiving less because they took away our benefits.

They took away teacher's ability to write off supplies that they buy for their own classroom

out of their own pocket.

We can't write those off anymore, but you know what can be written off, uh, the cost

of a private jet.

So if you bought a private jet, you can actually write off almost, depending on how much the

jet cost up to 100 percent of the cost.

I have a private jet, but teachers can't write off buying a new globe for their classroom.

But you know, somebody like Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates or Warren Buffett or Sheldon Adelson,

they can write off their new private jet.

If they bought one last year, they can because that's how the tax system in the United States

works and you wonder why so many people start to hate this system, why they love the idea

of socialism, because what we've got going on right now isn't working.

It's not.

It's working for the top one percent.

Bernie Sanders has said that a lot recently and he's right.

If you're in the top one percent than hell.

Yeah.

Things have never been better.

I mean, getting to write off the cost of a multimillion dollar private jet, it doesn't

get any more disgusting than that.

The 99 percent, we're getting screwed.

We're getting screwed in every possible opportunity.

We're not getting the tax cut.

Not at all, not even a little bit in the American public is waking up to that.

They understand that and millions upon millions more are going to understand that when they

file their taxes in the next coming weeks, but the wealthy elite aren't going to have

to deal with that.

They're going to be more concerned about, oh, did I?

Did I remember to write this thing off?

Oh, do I get to pay $0 like Netflix did in taxes last year?

We're the ones getting screwed.

We're the ones making up for the lost tax revenue that is being used for this massive

one percent tax cut.

Everybody.

The most important thing you can do right now is to not forget that because if you forget

about that or if you let it go, or if you say, well, you know what?

That's not that big of a deal.

Then the Republicans have already won 20 slash 20.

But if you keep that with you, and I mean that quite literally, I want you to take a

copy of your 2019 and eventually your 20 slash 20 taxes with you.

When you go to vote in the 2020 election and before you start filling out that ballot,

I want you to pull those taxes out of your pocket, the letter from the irs showing that

you got less back or that you owe more than usual.

And I want you to read that and I want you to remember what party did that to you.

And then I want you to cast your vote in 20 slash 20.

If we forget how horrible this is, if we lose hold of the anger that we have now about this,

then again, the Republicans have already won.

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Donald Trump Jr. Calls Teachers LOSERS At Rally With His Dad - Duration: 5:31.

This week, Donald Trump jr headed down to El Paso, Texas with daddy to give a speech

about why they hate immigrants so damn much, but trump jr wasn't content to just attack

immigrants in his speech.

No, he had to go and attack American teachers.

Here's what he had to say.

Do you know what I love?

I love seeing some young conservatives because I know it's not easy

up that fight.

Bring it to your schools.

You don't have to be indoctrinated by these loser teachers that are trying to sell you

on socialism from birth.

You don't have to do it.

Losers.

He called American teachers some of the hardest working yet lowest paid people here in the

United States.

He called them losers.

If you are a teacher and you are a conservative, you are endorsing this.

You are saying, I am fine with this political party telling me I'm a loser because trump

jr wasn't down there being a representative of the trump organization alone.

No, this was a campaign rally.

This was a policy rally.

Trump junior was there as a representative of the Republican Party and that Republican

Party representative called you a loser.

Let me tell you a story real quick here.

My wife is a special education teacher.

Uh, she deals with the children who can become extremely violent.

My wife is not a very big person.

And, uh, shortly before Christmas a student ran off and she attempted to go and retrieve

the student as she supposed to.

Another male teacher went with her.

Things got a little a physical from the student towards the teacher.

My wife was kicked down a hill at our school, tore her knee pretty bad, and we found out

yesterday actually, that now she is going to have to have surgery to repair her acl.

She hasn't missed, did not miss a single day of work from that injury.

She typically works between 10 and 11 hours per day in at least one full day on weekends

trying to lesson plan.

Trying to give these students who have such severe needs a better opportunity to do better

in the future, to have a meaningful and productive life.

Even though they physically assault her.

She has been bitten by student, she has been punched, she has come home with bruises all

over her body is from these kids and this son of a bitch is going to sit on a stage

in Texas and tell me she's a loser.

There are so many words I want to say right now to describe Donald Trump, jr, all of them

immensely profane, but he is a worthless waste of a human being.

He is an absolute pile of human excrement that somehow came to life as one of the most

privileged little assholes in this country.

He is a disgusting prick of a human being and I feel that way because what he says directly

contradicts what I have seen, not just from my wife but from other family members and

friends who also happen to be teachers.

They bust their asses every day and I have never heard or seen a single one of them try

to indoctrinate a child.

Meanwhile, conservatives have all these little groups, all these little college groups out

there are these little high school groups popping up whose sole purpose is to go out

there and indoctrinate children.

This is projection projection from Donald Trump jr.

The problem is, too many people in this country believe it.

I don'T care what side of the aisle you are on, teachers do not deserve the bullshit that

they put up with solely from the republican party.

That's where it's coming from.

We need to treat these people who are basically interesting, were interesting.

our future to them, they're the ones who have to educate the next generation and we treat

them and pay them like absolute garbage.

And then you've got a true loser in Donald Trump jr who had the audacity to stand up

there on that podium and attack them for something that's not even true.

You know, that actually kind of sounds like the entire hallmark of the trump administration

attack others because you're so weak and pathetic yourself that you have nothing positive to

say about anybody and you would rather tear them down because you don't know how to build

yourself up.

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A CLOSED DOOR MEETING WITH AN FBI TRAITOR WAS JEFF SESSIONS WORST BETRAYAL OF TRUMP - Duration: 5:53.

A CLOSED DOOR MEETING WITH AN FBI TRAITOR WAS

JEFF SESSIONS WORST BETRAYAL OF TRUMP

THE FBI'S PLOT TO EXPEL DONALD TRUMP FROM OFFICE WAS GENUINE.

ANOTHER SENSATION BOOK LEFT JAWS ON THE GROUND WHEN IT UNCOVERED FRESH OUT OF THE PLASTIC

NEW INSIGHTS CONCERNING WHO THE FBI PLOTTED WITH TO BRING DOWN PRESIDENT TRUMP.

IN ANY CASE, YOU WILL HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING HOW CLOSE THE FBI CAME TO UTILIZING JEFF SESSIONS

TO EXPEL TRUMP FROM OFFICE.

DISRESPECTED PREVIOUS FBI DEPUTY DIRECTOR ANDREW MCCABE COMMENCED A MEDIA VISIT TO ADVANCE

HIS NEW BOOK 'THE THREAT,' WHICH IS MCCABE'S REGRETTABLE ENDEAVOR TO SETTLE SCORES WITH

PRESIDENT TRUMP AFTER HE WAS TERMINATED FOR DECEIVING AGENTS ABOUT UNAPPROVED MEDIA SPILLS

AMID THE HILLARY CLINTON EMAIL EXAMINATION.

MCCABE COMPOSES THAT AFTER PRESIDENT TRUMP TERMINATED FBI DIRECTOR JAMES COMEY, TOP FBI

AND JUSTICE DEPARTMENT AUTHORITIES MET COVERTLY TO PLOT AN UPSET TO TOPPLE THE PRESIDENT.

AS A COMPONENT OF HIS MEDIA VISIT TO MOVE BOOKS AND TURN THE TABLES ON TRUMP, MCCABE

SAT FOR A SOFTBALL MEET WITH ALLEGED "WRITER" SCOTT PELLEY OF CBS' LEADER PROGRAM, 'A HOUR.'

MCCABE PORTRAYED TO PELLEY HOW FBI AND DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE PIONEERS ATTEMPTED TO BEND ENOUGH

BUREAU SECRETARIES ARMS TO EXPEL PRESIDENT TRUMP FROM OFFICE UTILIZING THE 25TH AMENDMENT.

"THERE WERE GATHERINGS AT THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT AT WHICH IT WAS EXAMINED WHETHER THE VP AND

A DOMINANT PART OF THE CABINET COULD BE UNITED TO EVACUATE THE LEADER OF THE UNITED STATES

UNDER THE 25TH AMENDMENT," PELLEY PARTOOK IN A SEE OF THE MEETING AMID A PORTION ON

'CBS THIS MORNING.'

THE NEW YORK TIMES ADDITIONALLY REPORTS THAT IN MCCABE'S BOOK, THE PREVIOUS FBI DEPUTY

DIRECTOR TAKES NOTE OF THAT THE PLOTTERS FIGURED THEY COULD GET ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS

TO OBLIGE THIS BANANA REPUBLIC-ESQUE PLAN TO TOPPLE AN APPROPRIATELY CHOSEN PRESIDENT

OF THE UNITED STATES.

DONALD TRUMP TORE MCCABE'S CONFIRMATION OF INJUSTICE VIA WEB-BASED NETWORKING MEDIA.

THE PRESIDENT TWEETED:

DISFAVORED FBI ACTING DIRECTOR ANDREW MCCABE PROFESSES TO BE A "POOR LITTLE ANGEL" WHEN

IN CERTAINTY HE WAS A MAJOR PIECE OF THE CROOKED HILLARY SCANDAL AND THE RUSSIA HOAX – A

MANIKIN FOR LEAKIN' JAMES COMEY.

I.G.

WRITE ABOUT MCCABE WAS CRUSHING.

SOME PORTION OF "PROTECTION APPROACH" ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT I WON…

… MANY OF THE BEST FBI METAL WERE TERMINATED, COMPELLED TO LEAVE, OR LEFT.

MCCABE'S BETTER HALF GOTTEN BIG DOLLARS FROM CLINTON INDIVIDUALS FOR HER BATTLE – HE

GAVE HILLARY A PASS.

MCCABE IS A DISRESPECT TO THE FBI AND A DISFAVOR TO OUR COUNTRY.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

FOR A LONG TIME, DONALD TRUMP DISCLOSED TO THE AMERICAN INDIVIDUALS THAT THERE WAS A

DEEP STATE INSIDE THE GOVERNMENT OCCUPIED WITH REBELLIOUS DEMONSTRATIONS OF TREACHERY

AGAINST HIM.

FURTHERMORE, FOR A LONG TIME, COUNTERFEIT NEWS JOURNALISTS AT DIFFERENT SUPPOSED "STANDARD"

NEWS SOURCES SPREAD THE PRESIDENT AS A "SCHEME SCHOLAR."

IN ANY CASE, MCCABE LEVEL OUT CONCEDES HE AND HIS CRIMINAL BACKSTABBERS MET STEALTHILY

AND ATTEMPTED TO ROPE TRUMP'S BUREAU INTO EXPELLING THE PRESIDENT.

THIS DID NOT OCCUR IN SOME THIRD-WORLD BANANA REPUBLIC WHERE ACCESS TO GOLD AND FIREARMS

FIGURES OUT WHO RULES.

THIS PLOT TO OUST DONALD TRUMP OCCURRED AFTER A FREE AND REASONABLE RACE WAS HUNG ON U.S.

SOIL.

DONALD TRUMP ROSE TRIUMPHANT AND MAVERICK ON-SCREEN CHARACTERS INSIDE THE FBI AND DEPARTMENT

OF JUSTICE ATTEMPTED TO PRACTICE A HECKLER'S VETO OVER THE AMERICAN OPEN.

WHAT MCCABE AND HIS PARTNERS SET OUT TO DO WAS UN-AMERICAN.

WHAT'S MORE, IT WAS TREASONOUS.

WE WILL STAY UP WITH THE LATEST ON ANY NEW ADVANCEMENTS IN THIS PROGRESSING STORY.

COURT ALLOWS HOUSE DEMOCRATS TO JOIN OBAMACARE'S DEFENSE

A FEDERAL APPEALS COURT IS ALLOWING HOUSE DEMOCRATS TO DEFEND OBAMACARE IN A LAWSUIT

THREATENING THE FUTURE OF THE HEALTH CARE LAW.

THE 5TH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS TODAY GRANTED THE HOUSE'S PETITION TO INTERVENE IN THE

CASE CHALLENGING OBAMACARE'S CONSTITUTIONALITY.

THE COURT WILL REVIEW A FEDERAL JUDGE'S DECEMBER RULING THAT THE ENTIRE HEALTH CARE LAW IS

INVALID AFTER CONGRESS ELIMINATED THE PENALTY FOR NOT HAVING HEALTH INSURANCE.

THE LAWSUIT'S THREAT TO THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT WAS A MAJOR CAMPAIGN ISSUE LAST YEAR AND

HELPED DEMOCRATS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE IN NOVEMBER.

DEMOCRATS LAST MONTH VOTED TO INTERVENE IN THE LAWSUIT.

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION REFUSED TO DEFEND THE LAW AND SIDED IN PART WITH THE 20 REPUBLICAN

ATTORNEYS GENERAL WHO BROUGHT THE LAWSUIT AGAINST OBAMACARE.

THE ADMINISTRATION IS ASKING THE COURTS TO STRIKE THE LAW'S POPULAR INSURANCE PROTECTIONS

FOR PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS WHILE ALLOWING THE REST OF THE LAW TO STAND.

MORE THAN A DOZEN DEMOCRATIC ATTORNEYS GENERAL HAVE BEEN DEFENDING OBAMACARE IN COURT.

THE 5TH CIRCUIT TODAY APPROVED REQUESTS FROM FOUR STATES TO JOIN OBAMACARE'S DEFENSE: COLORADO,

IOWA, MICHIGAN AND NEVADA.

THE APPEALS COURT ALSO REFUSED THE BLUE STATES' REQUEST TO EXPEDITE THE COURT PROCEEDINGS.

THE STATES ASKED TO HOLD ORAL ARGUMENTS IN JULY, BUT THE COURT DID NOT SAY WHEN ARGUMENTS

WOULD BE SCHEDULED.

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ALL Hell Just BROKE LOOSE On CNN'S Jim Acosta After Trump SAID TWO THINGS About Him(VIDEO)!!! - Duration: 10:02.

ALL Hell Just BROKE LOOSE On CNN'S Jim Acosta After Trump SAID TWO THINGS About Him

yes Jim Acosta Thank You mr. president I wonder if you could comment on this

disconnect that we seem to have in this country where you are presenting

information about what's happening at the border calling an invasion talking

about women with duct tape over their mouths and so on and yet there's a lot

of reporting out there there's a lot of crime data out there there's a lot of

Department of Homeland Security data out there that shows border crossings at a

near record low undocumented immigrants a meeting that shows undocumented

criminals are undocumented immigrants committing crime at lower levels than

native-born Americans what do you say you don't you don't really believe

that's what do you really believe I believe I believe in facts and

statistical it's go but let me just ask you this what do you say to your critics

who say that you are creating a national emergency that you're concocting a

national emergency or in order to get your wall what do you think you think

I'm creating something ask these incredible women who lost their

daughters and their sons okay because your question is a very political

question because you have an agenda your CNN your fake news you have an

agenda the numbers that you gave are wrong take a look at our federal prison

population see how many of them percentage-wise are illegal aliens to

see go ahead and see it's a fake question yes go ahead I answer follow

the President had a very powerful message to one well fake news hack who

tried to claim that this is all just a manufactured crisis same talking point

the media uses as their best friends of the Democratic Party

take a look what do you say to your critics who say that you are creating a

national emergency that you're concocting a national emergency here in

order to get your wall because you can get

what do you think you think I'm creating something ask these incredible women who

lost their daughters and their sons okay because your question is a very

political question because you have an agenda

your CNN your fake news ouch maybe Jim I want to walk over maybe maybe talk to

the angel moms and dads that we have on this show made him look really weak bad

pathetic heartless and looks like when he's forced to face brave angel moms and

dads who've lived through hell pain and suffering that none of us can imagine

you didn't want to talk to them what's your reaction to this is a manufactured

crisis what words do you want to say to the president

Nancy Chuck what do you say I would like to invite Nancy and Chuck Schumer to my

son's grave on January 28th so they can celebrate or not celebrate cry with me

at his grave at his manufactured grave this is permanent family separation what

separates me from loserman and family separation like my shirt says and what

separates me and my son is not a fence it's six feet of dirt and the coffin how

many of you have met the president so all of you all of you have and I

remember we did a show during the campaign I got emotional in that show

and I'm sure you will at some point too and you're watching the president fight

and you're hearing the manufacturer of crisis what do you want to say to them

Steve you know it Chuck Schumer Nancy Pelosi you're just hypocrites and I'm

being just flat-out honest it's hypocrite

you yourself have shown video clips of Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer telling

people we need this wall we need to stop the the an Obama was president

absolutely so what changed what just because votes what global economy

they're hypocrites it's disgusting what do you say dingbat I mean what one week

she wants the wall the next week she doesn't want the wall she doesn't want

to give any money toward it I think it's what 110

of 1% of money effort that's all it is 1/10 of 1% above the budget she won't

give it it's a it's absurd I think that blood is on her hands she absolutely

took enough to protect American citizens she's not doing it she doesn't even want

to try just because she hates Trump I don't know what's wrong with her I mean

are you happy the president's holding the line absolutely

I'm very happy and you know I've said this before but I would love the

opportunity to stand in front of Nancy Pelosi mother to mother and look her in

the eye and say which child of yours or your grandchild of yours would you give

up to support this agenda that you're this this this horrendous lie the

desecration of our children and our loved ones lives it's like it's a slap

in our face and the kicked our loved ones grave every time she does this and

I want the public to know and I want Nancy Pelosi to know I called her office

again today and requested another meeting next week when I'm in DC yeah I

guess it was over you had silence from her staffer I said this is angel mom

Maria Matos I'd like to request a meeting face-to-face mother-to-mother

with Nancy Pelosi about this situation dead silence and the staffer said no

I'll put you through you can leave a voicemail so this is how Nancy Pelosi is

very question yes John Hall and asked her Nancy you know I told her what

happened to Josh and you know said which child you know could you sacrifice for

this and you know she just glazed over and oh we're praying for you and but I

just need to let you know that every every person in our sanctuary cities a

law-abiding citizen let me ask about the media I've just played the media echoes

the exact words of what the Democrats are saying manufacture crisis you I'm

sure you guys all watch TV all right well hopefully you don't watch

fake news but yeah well Nancy Pelosi I have my only child's ashes in this urn I

carry his ashes in a little locket this is the last time I got to touch my child

that's on in the morgue those are his bruised cold dead hands with me touching

him and kissing him the last time and she doesn't just have blood on her

she needs boots because that blood is rising she's knee-deep in it and if she

doesn't get with the President to end this she's gonna need boots all the way

up to her thigh because it's getting worse

they need to get it are you angry with the media yeah but the use of words

tough week for you well just watching all this and here in the same words

every day I thought liberals were so compassionate

this is preventable in our country when the sanctuary state City issue where you

can't criminal aliens not just people that came here that want a better life

energy in jail they let them go and basically assist them out the door so

they don't get deported that got justice through the criminal court system for

Joshua I don't think anybody else has done that and thank you Texas for that

but I mean I it does have some sort of that you know he's there for a long time

but other than that I don't think anybody else really got justice we're

gonna end this here I wanna I want to personally come over anything thank you

see I know it simple to thank you I'm sorry so much really under the pain I

know we're gonna see you again you're so strong I hope you get that

meeting your daughter so beautiful really and your son thank you

Trump's wall this is America's wall right what can have a door to Steve

thank you you son grant amazing so good to see you thank you so much I know this

is the hardest time for both of you this just happened the 29th of the December

you're in our prayers okay always thank you for sharing your story I hope

America hears and more specifically I hope these idiots in DC listen and the

president I think he's going to hold the line and he'll do one way another there

is major legal legislative and constitutional precedents for this

national emergency when it comes to stopping drugs gangs cartels trafficking

and everything else and all the security risks to Americans at the

order as a result of an open border remember 300 of Americans are dying

weekly from heroin 90% of which is trafficked across our southern border in

2017 more than 70,000 Americans died from

drug overdoses excuse me is that a manufactured crisis last year

fentanyl trafficking across the southern border shot up a whopping 122 percent in

Arizona alone fentanyl deaths have tripled since 2015

and sadly drug carnage well this is one part of the crisis in just the past two

years 4,000 criminal aliens were arrested for homicide 30,000 for sex

crimes a hundred thousand for violent assaults that's a two year period last

year alone 800 gang members apprehended at the border a 50 percent increase from

2017 thank you god bless you and God bless america

you

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Mueller and FBI investigated the thefts after Trump's shocking electoral win - Duration: 3:08.

For more infomation >> Mueller and FBI investigated the thefts after Trump's shocking electoral win - Duration: 3:08.

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Thank You Notes: Leaked Trump Schedules, Monopoly: Fortnite Edition - Duration: 3:13.

-I'm running a bit behind tonight,

so I thought if you guys wouldn't mind,

I'd like to write my weekly thank-you notes right now.

Is that okay with you guys?

[ Cheers and applause ]

James Eugene Poyser, could I get

some thank-you-note-writing music, please?

[ Piano plays ]

That looks like a Madame Tussauds wax figure.

-Yeah.

-Is he real? -I don't think so.

He hasn't moved in six months.

-He looks like an animatronic -- like a Chuck E. Cheese --

-The Bear Country Jamboree. -Yeah.

-Yeah. Oh, look at the eyes move.

The animatronic eyes move. -Like Five Nights at Freddy's.

-[ Imitating whirring ]

[ Piano plays ]

What, your pen broke?

-I don't know what happened.

[ Piano plays ]

-Thank you, Presidents' Day, for giving us a way

to honor what the leaders of our country fought for --

buying mattresses at slightly reduced prices.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah. -10%.

[ Piano plays ]

-Thank you, leaked Trump schedules,

for letting me know that all the time I spend on Instagram

at work can now be called executive time.

[ Cheers and applause ] I didn't know that.

[ Piano plays ]

Thank you, couples who sit next to each other at restaurants,

for looking like you're on a double date

with your imaginary friends.

[ Laughter and applause ]

You're real. -How rude.

-You get in a fight with him?

-Yeah, I get in a fight with my imaginary friend.

-"How rude!" -"That's uncalled for."

-"You make me look like a fool."

[ Laughter ]

You get in a fight with your imaginary friend.

-"I'll have the salad. He'll have cold soup."

[ Piano plays ]

-Thank you, Monopoly Fortnite Edition,

for taking a game that parents don't understand

and combining it with a game kids don't understand.

-Come on! -Who's that for?

[ Piano plays ]

Thank you, caricature artists.

There's nothing quite like handing someone 20 bucks

to point out every part of my face

I have ever felt weird about.

It's like...chubby cheeks?

-I look like that?

-I guess I have big teeth. Oh, gosh.

[ Piano plays ]

Thank you, airplane windows, for giving me breathtaking views

that I can almost see through the smudged forehead grease

of whoever sat here before me.

[ Applause ]

[ Piano plays ]

Thank you, ski lifts,

for being the safest way to climb a mountain

while dangling from a park bench.

[ Laughter and applause ]

[ Piano plays ]

Thank you, automatic flushing toilets.

I thought it would be my call, but sure, why don't you decide

when I'm done using the bathroom?

There you have it. Those are my thank-you notes.

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