Did you wake up that morning and think, "I'm gonna compete for the title of most annoying
human creature thing!" Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Hello! If you're new here, I'm Shea. Welcome. Your first intro to me is gonna be me being
teared apart by trolls online. So I hope you enjoy it. This is my friend, Abbey. You should
go subscribe to her channel, Howe Funny. She's so funny. How funny is she? SO FUNNY. WOW.
I have a series called Trump Detox that I did, basically as a way to be self-deprecating
and cope with my own anxieties about the Trump administration. And it went really really
well on Facebook of all places. I was shocked by... literally before I did this video, I
had 300 followers on Facebook. Nobody followed me on facebook. After I did this video, now
I have around 6k something and it's my biggest. Which, I know that's not. That's so exciting
for me. OMG It's exciting! Right? So Occupy Democrats shared her two videos and so people
just, well, they saw the magic that is Shea and they were like, "Who the heck is this
girl?" Unfortunately, other people saw the video and thought different things.
She's pushy. She's disgusting. In certain ways, she's a degenerate. So we thought today
Abbey would tell me all the reasons I am... Why you suck... a libtard and I need go to
wherever libtards go. So let's do it! Let's do it!
Alright, I'm gonna read some mean comments to Shea.
I'm gonna grab this pillow as my support. Alright so we got this one. "white women need
to Stop." I don't disagree. Yeah, I I get it. Chibi
sent you a meme that says, "silence liberal" and it's a big spider blowing up another spider
with a fireball. OK. "She reminds me of the nurse from Beavis and Butthead." Ok this is
one that I did read and I don't know who that is. I have no idea. I've tried to look for.
I really did. You searched for it? I searched for it and I don't know. I saw one picture
but it didn't look like she was a big character. It seemed like a very specific small character.
Is that what you're talking about? Is this her? That's the one. I feel like it's supposed
to be an insult but like if it's this girl, she's kinda pretty. Yeah, she's cute. Yeah.
Oh, are you hitting on Shea? That's a weird way to do it. James wants you to drink gasoline
instead of vodka. "It will work much faster!" How do you feel about that? It's always nice
to have people tell me that I should commit suicide online. Why didn't you just kill yourself?
Look what you did to this man. Michael says, "I've got cancer now. #thankshippies" I'm
so sorry, Michael. You gave someone cancer. Michael, I'm so sorry. You know what, if we
need to set up a Go Fund Me for you, I'll do it, because I feel personally responsible
for your cancer. "And a stupid foul." What does that mean? Probably autocorrect. Fool?
Fool. You're a stupid fool? Yeah. Stupid fool. "Imagine being this triggered by a US President
that is actually doing a great job." Oh, honey. Just left Pleasure. *PARADISE* *walks off
stage he should be standing on* I am proud to shut down the government. And that's all
she has to say about the matter. "She's cool and all but shes kinda freaks
me out" Oh, I responded to this one. You did. You
said, "Namaste" Oh yeah! Calvin is one of... Now he comments on everything and he's my
friend now. We're cool. But he says, "we need more people like you. Dont pay attention to
me. I was bored. I know! That just goes to show you that some hate comments, if you respond
with humor, it works. Now Calvin watches all my videos. Hi, Calvin! Thanks, Calvin! "Is
she the democrat comedian that molested her sister?" Who is that? *csi investigation*
Oh, Lena Dunham! The Lena Dunham child abuse controversy explained. What? What happened?
Do you want me to read it? I think the point is, I'm not Lena Dunham. Yeah. No. Nope. But
I would love a show on HBO. So, give it to me. Yeaah. Rich says, "I don't think God would
like it. Haha!" The God of the universe wouldn't like your video? Maybe not. We should ask
God. God's on Twitter. I love that account. Me too. So great. Hey God! I think that God
would like it. God, if you're listening... Do you like Shea's video? "Everyday another
dumbocrat has to one up the one from the day before for the title of the most annoying
human creature thing" I love "dumbocrat!" I've never heard that before. Like Dumbo the
elephant. Yeah. A dumbocrat. That's good. I'm here for that pun. You're the most annoying
human creature thing. Accurate. Yeah. Darin just says, "What is this. [crown emoji] the
Nazis." The Nazis? When did the Nazis come in? Nazis did make a video about me. Yeah,
so the nazis also have feelings about Shea. This is a long story. A long time ago, I made
a reaction after the Charlottesville protest, I made a reaction to it about empathy and
my whole point is I was speaking to people like you, hopefully. Unless you're a nazi.
If you're a nazi, sorry again. I was speaking to people that I wanted who I thought were
not nazis trying to be all, "Hey. Yes. Everything they're saying is fucking stupid and wrong.
But if we use empathy to realize how they got to this place, then maybe we could reach
them." The language I used in the video was not intended for nazis to hear. But a nazi
found it and made a video about me which I never watched. It got taken down eventually.
It was bad enough to where it was taken off of YouTube. Damn. But he sent all of his nazi
friends to my channel. And this is when I had, I don't know, maybe a few hundred subscribers.
Not. Nobody knew who I was. I was not. Nobody knows who I am now. But really. Even less.
Nobody knew who I was. And I was getting so many nazis. All the nazis. They're painful,
right? I had. I couldn't look at them. And I actually deleted a lot of them before. Yeah,
these are pretty gross. Like none of them are funny, right? Are they funny? This one
just said, "Theater degree! Lol." I empathize with that. That's the most painful
hate comment of all. Yeah, I think so. Just no. Just THEATER DEGREE. Yeah, these are mean.
I don't feel like reading them. They're really weird, right? "You're not white lol!!! You
wish you were! You're just an envious nonwhite antiWhite creature." Huh? That's my top hate
comment of all time. I posted that on Facebook and somebody who I, one of my YouTube friends,
Rohan... His response was like, "Wait. What are you?" And you're like, "I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE." Well, if you want me to make another one of these videos, drop
some hate below. You can make fun of my anything. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Roast
me below. Have fun! That's probably the worst thing I could ever end a video with. Roast
me below? Yeah, but. Or leave some love. Yeah. Love or roasts. Whatever you want. Go follow
Abbey. If you're cool. If you're going to be nice to me. As long as you're nice, go
follow Abbey. Subscribe to both of our channels if you haven't already. Notifications. All
the YouTubey things. Thank you so much for watching! I hope that you........ have a good
day. I have nothing. God? I don't have any lessons from this video. Usually, I would
be like, "I hope you got beautiful!" or like "I hope you learned something about..." I
hope you learned something about nazis today. Yeah. Elijah threw water on water combustible
chemicals and claimed the fire was proof of Yahweh's magical power. Convinced many Israelites
rejected their compassionate father mother father ellen ellen of the mother god and goddess
and turned ... do you want me to keep reading?
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