-Let's get to some news.
I heard that President Trump is planning to have
his second meeting with North Korean leader
Kim Jong-un next month.
But so far no date has been announced.
Which means right now Melania is like,
"Please be Valentine's Day. Please be Valentine's Day.
[ Laughter ] Come on.
[ Cheers and applause ] Come on. Do me one favor."
That's right. Trump is having another summit with Kim Jong-un.
Apparently their goal for the summit
is to finally figure out what to do with their hands.
[ Laughter ] [ Applause ]
Some more news.
I saw that the plans for the tower
President Trump wanted to build in Moscow were leaked.
And it was going to have a luxury spa named after
Ivanka Trump, which expected to attract
way more customers than the hair salon named after Donald.
Which is very -- [ Laughter and applause ]
You heard that -- the way he does his hair,
he has two Dyson hand driers. -Does he really?
-Yeah, and he just goes -- [ Laughter ]
Guys, listen to this.
A new poll found that California Senator Kamala Harris
is currently leading the 2020 Democratic field.
Yeah, you can tell that Bernie sanders is nervous
'cause he was just spotted pouring vodka
in his applesauce. [ Laughter ]
[ Applause ] You guys hear about this?
After just one week, former White House official
Anthony Scaramucci has left "Celebrity Big Brother."
[ Audience awws ] Can we see a picture of him
from the show? It's real. [ Laughter ]
-What? -Looks like Mafia grimace.
[ Laughter ] [ Applause ]
Looks like he stole a suit from the old Steve Harvey.
[ Laughter ]
Looks like the guy at a murder mystery party
who definitely did it. You know --
[ Laughter ] [ Applause ]
That's what he looks like to me. Sorry.
More TV news, I heard that CBS
is refusing to air an ad that calls for legalizing weed
during the Super Bowl.
Instead they're just going to air one of those
Matthew McConaughey ads that makes you feel like you're high.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ] -I'm gonna turn left here.
Then I'm gonna go, "All right, all right."
No, don't do that. Come on, you --
[ Cheers and applause ] -Come on.
-That'll do. All right, all right. We love him.
Speaking of the Super Bowl, I read that the stadium
in Atlanta that's hosting has a Chick-fil-A in the stadium.
But it's closed on Super Bowl Sunday.
[ Laughter ] What are they doing?
That's like if the Girl Scouts
decided to stop selling cookies on 420.
You know what I'm saying? [ Laughter ]
You have to be -- [ Applause ]
It's bad for business. [ Applause ]
It's bad business. Get this.
A billionaire just bought a $238 million penthouse
overlooking Central Park.
It's the most anyone has ever paid for a home in the U.S.
but since it's New York, he's still going to live
with three roommates.
[ Laughter ] [ Applause ]
And finally you guys, a recent study found
that today's students think they can learn more
from YouTube than they do from their textbooks.
You believe that? -Really?
-Yeah. It sounds odd.
But you can actually learn a lot of the same lessons
you'd find in a textbook on YouTube.
I'll show you what I mean.
For instance, if you're studying mechanical engineering,
a textbook will tell you that
"Modern aviation is safer than it's ever been."
On YouTube, they'll just show you this.
[ Buzzing ] -Look out for Junior. Oh, no.
[ Laughter ] Watch out for Junior!
[ Cheers and applause ] Don't just stand there,
and watch him go.
If you're studying communications,
a textbook will tell you, "When appearing on camera
always remember to remain calm and collected."
But YouTube will just show you this.
-So if you're going to practice -- [ Screaming ]
[ Laughter ] What is that?
[ Screaming ] -And finally,
if you're studying physics, a textbook will tell you,
"Do not underestimate the power of gravity."
But YouTube will just show you this.
-Lakim and his nice [Bleep] shoes about to jump in
this [Bleep] puddle. -I do it for the kids.
[ Splash ] [ Laughter ]
[ Applause ] We've got a great show tonight.
Give it up for The Roots!
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