it was the movie made for him a film to capture Kim a face melting
pants oiling sales tool for freedom which mr. Trump played for the North
Korean leader roll it destiny Pictures presents a story of opportunity a news
story a new beginning one of peace two men two leaders one destiny
a story about a special moment in time when a man is presented with one chance
that may never be repeated what will each use to show vision and
leadership
or not a new world can begin today
one of friendship respect and goodwill be part of that world where the doors of
opportunity are ready to be open where do I sign up so here's a question why
why the movie who would do that it's crazy well actually it's not the film
shows a tyrant what could be if he stops being a dick it was mocked it's like a
child's presentation to another child to try to convince him to come to the party
there were reporters in the room who initially thought it might have been
something that the North Korean government put together it was strange
and I think the power of a propaganda video like that is extremely overrated
what idiots look if you live in America with an iPhone iPad I've I Bray tur that
video wasn't for you it was for the North Koreans Jesus do you jackasses
look at an ad for baby food and say hmm that commercials so stupid I'm not a
baby Hey what is this bus stop doing in front
of my house I don't need a bus I live here
let me say this slowly the video is not for you it's an intervention made to
persuade you show other options besides annihilation isn't that why you showed
it to me Donald because that's the future and I showed it you because
that's the future I mean that could very well be the future and the other
alternative is just not a very good alternative very good it's this or die
that's not appeasement that salesmanship which is Trump's tool he gets you into
the car see once the dealer gets you to test drive the Corvette you're stuck
with two options in the Corvette not in the Corvette a life of shiny fun versus
a Prius that stinks of Taco Bell rappers that video led kim test-drive prosperity
now it may fail but critics what do you have besides mockery you're just mad cos
trump did it first he began with the threat of nukes added the sanctions than
the persuasion he swung the stick then came the carrot it's so odd wasn't the
left the peace party and the right were supposed to be the war pigs Obama was
supposed to bring world peace not Trump my god now we have an orange Gandhi no
no wonder the left's a mess Trump just stole the liberal playbook and beat him
over the head with it now you think the left would embrace this but not if
trump's behind it and then they tell us all of us to be skeptical the left is
the least sceptical bunch on earth these are the same people who blindly embrace
bogus climate statistics communism gun control lies New Age medicine quack
diets in any postmodern dreck about race or gender the same people who demand
skepticism would applaud a 60 year old man self-identifying as a hairless cat
that was a shout-out to brian Stelter
now
a cheap shot for those of you who still say the summit gave Kim a photo-op this
is North Korea if Kim wants a photo-op he can create one you think he doesn't
have Photoshop back in his castle fact is if there's so much a concession then
your solution ultimately is war because that's all you have without dialogue boy
I'm beginning to sound like a liberal here's Trump on his methods yes spoken
so passionately about the circumstances that led to otto warmbier death in the
same breath you're defending now kim jong un's human rights records how can
you do I know why because I don't want to see a nuclear weapon destroy you and
your family destroy you and your family I want to have a good relationship with
North Korea I want to have a good relationship with many other countries
and what I've done if you remember if you're fair which most of you aren't but
it'd be affair when I came in people thought we were probably going to war
with North Korea I love it when he shushes them the hand gestures they're
like kids at the ice cream truck and he's the Good Humor man you shut up I'll
get to you next but they don't even listen to his answers here's my second
favorite part what did you mean just now when you said you wished Americans would
sit up at attention with you I'm kidding you don't understand sir you were CNN
how you otherwise
they never get home it never gets he's preventing war and they're chasing jokes
but maybe I could be wrong maybe this whole thing is about something else
North Korea border South Korea North Korea borders China what is the third
country with which North Korea has a border North Korea has a tiny little
sniglet of a border with a third country there if you take that train across that
bridge from North Korea and they let you cross that border where you end up in is
Russia Russia it's always the ticket not a burning nuclear war crazy anyway I'm
optimistic here's wipe compare our team Pompeyo
Boulton trump to the previous squad Hillary Kerry Ben Rhodes our team the
three musketeers there's three stooges the dams the dams you could do better
with three-quarters of the view they're a combination of weak handshakes and bad
sandals they stink of scented candles and failure Ben Rhodes he's like someone
glued 100 BBD babies together Hillary she couldn't blow her nose without a
consultant John Kerry he's so wooden termites consider him and
all-you-can-eat buffet so I'm relieved piece is more attractive than war yet
some on the left they want to feel worse if only there was a drug for that first
tonight's headlines President Trump says there is no longer a nuclear threat from
North Korea I miss the fear what now
the fear of imminent nuclear war you remember when everyone was telling us
our lives were in danger kind of gave me a rush dude are you
bummed out because you can't be afraid anymore
no I am I think I was feeding off the paranoia and you need catastrophic s'
never heard of it will it make America afraid again no just you sourpuss
catastrophic siz an aggressive stimulant that works by reactivating your brains
fear receptors giving you that fight-or-flight hysteria you crave use
it on the go ahh I don't feel it working yet why did you do that I was just
saying hi no no no you were sneaking up on me alright well it's great to see you
outside again we're outside that's where nuclear war happens
catastrophic smite not be for everyone be sure to consult your doctor hey have
you seen Tom yeah let's take a shelter again Tom you alright in there it's not
gonna be okay it's not gonna be okay it's not gonna be okay
Thanks catastrophic the thrill is back with catastrophic
side effects may include unhinged partisanship atypical news
interpretation and difficulty he'll be a cool he's so sharp you can use those
thoughts to carve a pumpkin author of up in the air and columnist at Harper's
Magazine Walter Kerr she's so bright glowworms find her intimidating her new
book is called hashtag do not disturb order it now author and TV host Jedediah
B luck see so here's enough buffalo Highway in January National Review
reporter cat Tim and big badnesses pocketwatch former WWE Superstar massive
sidekick Tyrus
this video has never been done before no one's ever done a sales video a
marketing tool for freedom it's hilarious to me I'm wonderful at the
same what do you think well it looks like it was produced by Scientologists
yes what it really was was an advertisement for what it would be like
to have electricity yeah and I noticed there were a lot of
subliminal messages that didn't make they just cut in weird images yes so I
think it was ultimately a mind-control tool that we probably don't have the key
to no it's weird I watching it I wanted to go to North Korea exactly I wanted to
ride a horse across the ocean did you see that the little horse going across
the ocean yeah no sense to me Jedidiah I think this approach is
innovative but it's typical it's from a Salesman shoe that's absolutely true and
it's funny because he put all the stuff in there that kim jeong-hoon likes like
a basketball and he basically it's like he characters studied him and he's a guy
who loves American pop culture he like figured out all the things that he likes
and he said let me try to put this in here to convince him to be a better man
the only issue I have with it is the fear that it in any way would elevate
him I mean this is a guy kim jong hoon who who is a mass murderer I mean he has
prison camps in North Korea you know gross violations of human
rights for a citizen so you don't want him elevated and you don't want him to
be on par with an American bride who's far superior but with that being said I
think that it was very you know I don't know like maybe Trump can get a job in
advertising after this if the president I do think it'll work out the thing is
so it's like you have to what what Trump is doing is he's looking at this guy as
the hostage taker and in order to get the hostage taker to release the
hostages you use everything you have persuasively to get him to put down the
gun and I think what we're seeing is a long process of getting this guy to put
down the gun what do you think cat I watched this whole video without even
looking at my phone one time that hasn't happened since like I don't
know 2008 yeah so I think that it was an interesting video it was a bizarre video
I just don't like how many people are rooting against President Trump actually
being able to accomplish you know working things out with North Korea
because then they would have to be wrong things not working out with North Korea
means war and a lot of dead people I don't like to be wrong but if me being
right means a lot of people are going to die
I actually would err on the side of allowing people to live yeah that's very
nice of you and apparently that's a very rare thing it is it is especially a lot
in the media I think tyrus what do you have any predictions on this what's your
take I was really like the basketball stuff that was great I'm just saying I'm
just I'm glad brothers we're getting more work I mean work right now I'm on
Fox News we're in North Korea this is great I I looked at a different way if
he showed that video to his country hmm and then Kim doesn't come through he's
gonna have a problem yes yeah that's true because he's done they've done a
very good job of keeping them sheltered and sealed that yeah original version
the videos they showed America we were eating their children right that's true
yeah and blowing stuff up yeah got like fangs and stuff so now they're like they
get they ride their horses in America
show like growing food the only thing I was missing was maybe a Vegas shot yes
or a couple of McDonald's you know but like he's showing them the light yeah
you know what's funny too for me Democrats get applauded for this stuff
all the time when they do stuff that's in line with Hollywood or remember when
President Obama was running and you know his the stage looked like it was like a
scene from a movie and it was all built up they get applauded for aligning
themselves with Hollywood and things like that but when Trump does something
that's a little bit outside of the box to try to convince a tyrant to maybe
find a better way he gets demonized for it so you have to pick one either this
is a good idea all the way across our you have to be you know picking on on
both individuals for doing it it's just the Selective outrage is just always
humorous to me we got a run but Walter do you
think that he's being too deferential or is this an obvious sales pitch that we
all know what he's doing the big rap on Trump is that he's got such a big ego
everybody threatens him but he gave the spotlight to Kim exactly yeah that's
true you know with that Scott Adam says that
he that he used his ego is almost like a thermostat that he turns up and down he
lets him see let's people take take control and then he comes back it's an
interesting interesting development and I'm cautiously optimistic
I'm also very handsome
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