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Melania Trump looked stunning when she stepped out in a sparkly white fitted gown for her appearance with Donald Trump at the Congressional Ball on the night of Dec

15.    First Lady Melania Trump, 48, was truly a sight to see on the night of Dec

15 when she attended the Congressional Ball with President Donald Trump, 72, in a long sparkling white gown by Céline

The stunning fashion choice looked flattering on the former model as she smiled and greeted the crowd of Republicans and Democrats gathered in the White House, which was full of beautiful holiday-themed decorations that Melania put up, for the event

The couple were joined by Vice President Mike Pence and his wife Karen as well as Donald's daughter Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner during the festivities

   Melania and Donald made a grand entrance into the White House foyer for the ball as they walked out to the music of "Hail to the Chief

" Donald made a speech about the joy he's experienced during his first two years of his presidency and called the White House his "happy place

" He also talked about tax and regulation cuts and praised the two Supreme Court justices he appointed, Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh

 Like Donald, Melania also took the time to say a few things to the attendees. After her husband commended her work on the holiday decorations, she took the microphone and thanked everyone and gave them well wishes

"Welcome to the White House. Enjoy the evening. Merry Christmas and happy and healthy New Year," she happily said

Despite the headline-making appearance, Donald and Melania both left after just 29 minutes of mingling with guests

Shutterstock  Melania's appearance at the Congressional Ball is just one of various appearances she's made at events this holiday season

She also visited the Children's National Hospital in Washington D.C. on Dec. 13.

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BREAKING MUELLER CAUGHT HIDING EVIDENCE BOMBSHELL NEWS WOULD CLEAR TRUMP! SEND MUELLER TO JAIL NOW! - Duration: 18:37.

BREAKING MUELLER CAUGHT HIDING EVIDENCE BOMBSHELL NEWS WOULD CLEAR TRUMP!

SEND MUELLER TO JAIL NOW!

The decision by President Donald Trump's former attorney Michael Cohen to plead guilty

to making false statements to the Senate Intelligence Committee has been described as nothing short

of a "bombshell" capable of taking down the Trump administration.

This impression has only been bolstered by Trump tweeting about it, essentially calling

Cohen a Judas and saying he "lied for this outcome and should, in my opinion, serve a

full and complete sentence."

The political discernment behind those tweets will be debated for some time to come, or

at least until the next news cycle starts in about three hours.

Regardless, they did make the president sound like a man who had something to be afraid

of.

And therein lies the great problem with the tweets: At least from what we know so far

from court documents, fear is probably not the correct reaction.

Author and commentator Paul Sperry, best known of late for his work with the New York Post,

analyzed what we know so far about the indictments in an article published Monday by RealClearInvestigations.

Contrary to the en vogue media theory that Cohen's guilty plea is — at long last

— the falling domino that will topple the entire Trump administration, Sperry wrote

that what we know thus far from the Cohen filings is actually exculpatory for the president

even as Cohen is admitting he lied about how long he was involved in proposed Trump real

estate project in Moscow.

"The nine-page charging document filed with the plea deal suggests that the special counsel

is using the Moscow tower talks to connect Trump to Russia," Sperry wrote.

"But congressional investigators with House and Senate committees leading inquiries on

the Russia question told RealClearInvestigations that it looks like Mueller withheld from the

court details that would exonerate the president.

They made this assessment in light of the charging document, known as a statement of

'criminal information' (filed in lieu of an indictment when a defendant agrees to

plead guilty); a fuller accounting of Cohen's emails and text messages that Capitol Hill

sources have seen; and the still-secret transcripts of closed-door testimony provided by a business

associate of Cohen."

And this includes the putative link to Russian leader Vladimir Putin in the indictment everyone

seemed to be mesmerized over.

"On page 7 of the statement of criminal information filed against Cohen, which is

separate from but related to the plea agreement, Mueller mentions that Cohen tried to email

Russian President Vladimir Putin's office on Jan. 14, 2016, and again on Jan. 16, 2016,"

Sperry wrote.

"But Mueller, who personally signed the document, omitted the fact that Cohen did

not have any direct points of contact at the Kremlin, and had resorted to sending the emails

to a general press mailbox.

Sources who have seen these additional emails point out that this omitted information undercuts

the idea of a 'back channel' and thus the special counsel's collusion case."

"Page 2 of the same criminal information document holds additional exculpatory evidence

for Trump, sources say.

It quotes an August 2017 letter from Cohen to the Senate intelligence committee in which

he states that Trump 'was never in contact with anyone about this (Moscow Project) proposal

other than me,'" he continues.

"This section of Cohen's written testimony, unlike other parts, is not disputed as false

by Mueller, which sources say means prosecutors have tested its veracity through corroborating

sources and found it to be accurate."

Mueller also doesn't take issue with Cohen's statement that he "ultimately determined

that the proposal was not feasible and never agreed to make a trip to Russia."

Other sources seemed to indicate that there was less than there might appear in the Cohen

plea.

"Though Cohen may have lied to Congress about the dates," a Capitol Hill investigator

told Sperry, "it's clear from personal messages he sent in 2015 and 2016 that the

Trump Organization did not have formal lines of communication set up with Putin's office

or the Kremlin during the campaign.

There was no secret 'back channel.'"

"So as far as collusion goes," he continued, "the project is actually more exculpatory

than incriminating for Trump and his campaign."

Whether or not that's true remains to be seen.

The Mueller investigation can be a very tight ship when it wants to be and we don't know

everything the special counsel has.

We likely won't know everything until we see Mueller's final report.

However, what Sperry seems to have collected is a whole lot of evidence that, to quote

the inimitable Peter Strzok, "there is no big there there."

While Cohen was involved with a go-between named Felix Sater who claimed he had some

connections with the Russian leader, "the project never went anywhere because Sater

didn't have the pull with Putin he claimed to have.

Emails and texts indicate that Sater could only offer Cohen access to one of his acquaintances,

who was an acquaintance of someone else who was partners in a real estate development

with a friend of Putin's."

The Kremlin was never involved with the project in any manner, according to Sperry's sources,

and no one traveled to Russia to try and make the deal happen.

In other words, Sater was less connected than that dodgy lawyer who took part in the infamous

Trump Tower meeting involving Donald Trump Jr.

Both seem to have gone nowhere.

But tell that to the media.

"The actual texts of the plea deal and related materials filed last week in federal court

do not jibe with reports and commentary given on several cable news outlets and comments

of Democrat leaders," Sperry wrote.

"CNN said the charging documents, which reference the president as 'Individual 1,'

suggest Trump had a working relationship with Russia's president and that 'Putin had

leverage over Trump' because of the project.

"'Well into the 2016 campaign, one of the president's closest associates was in

touch with the Kremlin on this project, as we now know, and Michael Cohen says he was

lying about it to protect the president,' said CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer.

"'Cohen was communicating directly with the Kremlin,' Blitzer added."

Really, now.

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Trump's Most Hardcore Supporters Are FINALLY Starting To Crack - Duration: 4:58.

Two reports have come out this week saying that some members of Donald Trump's hardcore

MAGA hat wearing base are starting to not believe his cries of witch hunt.

The two reports, one from axios in one from CNN say that some of the most ardent Donald

Trump's supporters in this country are starting to believe that these investigations are bad

news for the president and not because it's giving him bad publicity, but because they're

starting to think that he may have actually committed the crimes that they're saying he

committed.

As I said a few seconds ago, they don't believe his cries of witch hunt any more.

Now, here's the thing, and this is why we have to take these kinds of reports with a

grain of salt.

It is possible that Axios and CNN and whoever else is reporting this.

They went out there and they managed to find the two or three hardcore Trump supporters

who are starting to say, you know what?

Maybe there is something to these investigations so they could have cherry picked their people.

That's always a possibility.

What is also a possibility is that cracks are starting to surface in the facade of Donald

Trump's base.

I believe that is happening here.

I believe we're starting to see some of that.

It's not going to be on a large scale, but if you start with one or two people and they

start telling their hardcore, Donald Trump supporting friends.

You know what though?

You know what though?

There's something to this, that law suit up in New York that investigation up in New York

that has nothing to do with the Russians.

That's the big one and that's actually what a lot of these Donald Trump's supporters are

out there saying right now.

They're worried about that one.

They're worried about Mueller now too, but they're more worried about what's happening

in New York and the fact that Donald Trump is very clearly individual one.

It's getting harder and harder for the president to convince people that he did not break the

law, especially with regards to the campaign finance violations that are at this point

crystal clear from the testimony of Michael Cohen, the tapes from Michael Cohen and everything

else that has been uncovered in that particular investigation.

Now whether or not they believe that that warrants removal from office is another animal

entirely, and that's not necessarily something that these other reports we're talking to

these people about, and to be honest, it's not even time to start having those conversations

just yet.

That is still the thing we have got to be very patient on.

It has to be crystal clear.

It has to come from one of these bodies that is investigating the president.

If people in the house try to go too soon, try to move on the president, like he said,

he used to move on people in that access Hollywood tape, but if they move on them too soon, they're

going to blow it.

You're not going to get a second opportunity for this.

Wait for the information, wait for it all to come in, wait for that base to crumble

a little bit more.

That's what's really important here too, because if Democrats are sitting in DC and they're

working on policy instead of investigations, letting the independent bodies out there do

the investigations for them as they already are, then the Democrats can finally come back

and say, all right, 2020 voters.

Here's the legislation that we put together, the Republicans.

Here's all the list of them who didn't vote for it.

We've been trying to have your back.

We've been trying to make the country better.

Oh, and by the way, have you seen the results of those investigations?

Those look really bad.

Your party said that these weren't actually crimes, but it turns out they are, so now

you have a very clear choice.

You have a party that's cool with criminal sitting in the White House that voted against

all of these policies that you specifically told us you wanted or you can vote for us

because we've got the legislation ready to go today and can probably sign it and have

it in law within the next month or two.

That's the choice that these voters are going to have to make and that is why it is incredibly

important for Democrats to make sure they're working on policy first and investigations

second.

Nothing comes before policy.

We've got Mueller doing investigations, we've Got New York doing investigations and those

alone are doing a good enough job of eroding a little bit of Donald Trump's support, which

is going to be vital for the Democrats to win back the White House in 2020.

And if they put the nail in the coffin by focusing more on policy and selling that policy

to the public than I don't think Trump stands a chance in the 2020 election.

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Coward Who Assaulted Teen Trump Supporter Doesn't Want His Identity Out – Make Him Famous! - Duration: 4:21.

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Trump Era ICE Deports 250k Illegals, Including 6k Gang Members in 2018 - Duration: 3:43.

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Donald Trump:" Why Didn't FBI Break into 'Crooked' Hillary Clinton's Office?" - Duration: 2:41.

president Donald Trump expressed frustration with the FBI prosecution of

his personal lawyer Michael Cohen wondering why they never did the same to

former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton they broke into an attorney's

office Trump wrote referring to an FBI raid on combs Hall why didn't they break

into the DNC to get the server or crooked Hillary s office right double

quotation mark Trump was referring to the FBI never verifying DNC claims that

they were hacked by Russians and never-ceasing Clinton's private email

server where she illegally sent classified information the president's

comments appeared to have struck a nerve with former FBI director James Comey

this is from the president of our country lying about the lawful execution

of a search warrant issued by a federal judge Comey lectured on Twitter shame on

Republicans who don't speak up at this moment for the FBI the rule of law and

the truth right double quotation mark the president repeatedly criticized the

Russia investigation on Sunday expressing frustration at his former

attorney general allowed the investigation to take place

Jeff Sessions should be ashamed of himself for allowing this total hoax to

get started in the first place he wrote Trump pointed to comments from

Ken Starr on Fox News who said there was no evidence or proof of collusion and

the Russia investigation and no evidence of a campaign financing violation that

involved Trump he further dismissed the entire Special

Counsel investigation as a Democrat scam right double quotation mark they are in

trapping people for misstatements lies are unrelated things that took place

many years ago he wrote nothing to do with collusion write double quotation

mark judge Ken Starr former Solicitor General an independent counsel just

stated that after two years there is no evidence or proof of collusion and

further that there is no evidence that there was a campaign financing violation

involving the president thank you judge remember Michael Cohen only became a rat

after the FBI did something which was absolutely unthinkable and unheard of

until the witch-hunt was illegally started

they broke into an attorney's office why didn't they break into the DNC to get

the server or crooked office a persecution of the president

Daniel Henninger The Wall Street Journal thank you people are starting to see and

understand what this witch-hunt is all about Jeff Sessions should be ashamed of

himself for allowing this total hulks to get started in the first place

For more infomation >> Donald Trump:" Why Didn't FBI Break into 'Crooked' Hillary Clinton's Office?" - Duration: 2:41.

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Trump's Unannounced Arlington Visit Is Going Viral for All the Right Reasons - Duration: 3:13.

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Giuliani Trump will sit down with Mueller 'over my dead body - Duration: 1:52.

president Trump's lawyer Rudy Giuliani said Sunday his client and chief would

sit down with Special Counsel Robert Mueller over my dead body right double

quotation mark but I could be dead Giuliani added as he answered questions

Sunday from Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace Giuliani appeared on both Fox

News Sunday and ABC's this week where he tore into Michael Cohen the president's

ex lawyer and Euler's probe when asked by Wallace if he'd consider letting

Trump sit down for an in-person interview with Mueller Giuliani like his

boss tried characterizing the Mueller probe as a witch hunt

yes there are several unpaid tickets back in 1986 and 87 that haven't been

explained Giuliani replied he added that he wouldn't let Trump near Mueller after

what they did to former national security adviser Michael Flynn trapped

him into perjury right double quotation mark I am disgusted with the tactics

they've used in this case Giuliani added the former mayor said

that Mueller's team was trying to catch Trump and an on crime that in collusion

while also calling the president's implication in campaign finance

violations and non crimes as well on ABC he called Cohen who said that Trump

ordered him to make hush money payments to porn star stormy Daniels and ex

Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal pathetic right double quotation mark that man is

pathetic he's a lawyer he's Ngong you depend on to determine whether you

should do it this way or that way Giuliani said unless your god this man

you'll never know what the truth is he lies to fit the situation you're in

right double quotation mark

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Trump Bulldozes Lisa Page and Peter Strozk After Establishment Media Ignores Damning New Evidence - Duration: 4:06.

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Jordan Peterson sobre Donald Trump - Duration: 6:19.

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'Never Trump' Movement Suffers Final Defeat – Top Leader Shuts Its Doors - Duration: 2:19.

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Obama Caught Redhanded Trying To Overthrow Trump, Big Mistake - Duration: 7:18.

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Trump Finally Starting To Realize That His Staff Hates Him - Duration: 4:01.

According to a report earlier this week in the Wall Street Journal, Donald Trump may

have finally realized that everyone on his staff actually hates him. Now, according to

this report, Donald Trump right now is actually concerned about several things. First and

foremost, the fact that staff morale is low. Well, you know, if you were a good boss, you

would always be concerned about staff morale. That is something even major corporations

try to work on. Some of them even have departments that specifically only work on doing things

to make their employees happier. The second thing you're worried about is in terms of

the low morale, is that they're disloyal now, right there you lost any goodwill you may

have had about worrying about their morale and worried about your employees not liking

their jobs because you're not worried about them not liking their jobs because, oh, there's

a human being suffering. No, you're worried about how it affects you and the future of

your White House.

That's what you're concerned about. You're concerned. People are disloyal and third,

according to Wall Street Journal, he's also upset about the fact that all of the coverage

of him in the press is negative. Listen, body, nobody in this country is entitled to positive

press. If you want good reports on you, go do good things. Maybe stop using the military

as a political prop, maybe stopped pushing for a multibillion dollar wall that will do

nothing to solve our immigration issues. Maybe just hear me out on this one. Stopped taking

the sides of dictators who say that climate change isn't real and start listening to scientists.

That's another thing you did this. Week two, you took the side of a a Putin and Mohammed

bin Salman who also signed on and said, no, we don't agree with the harsh language in

this climate report. You took their side over the side of scientists you more on, but yeah,

I understand why you're worried about low staff morale.

First and foremost, you don't have enough staff to properly do your job and that's basically

been the case since day one. The number of staffers in the White House is inadequate

because they have not been able to find enough people, even low level people, and I don't

mean that offensively to go and just work there to do things, to keep the day to day

functions going. Now you're losing your chief of staff and you can't find anybody to replace

him and can you blame them? Really? Who would want to walk into this? You know, let's even

look at the best case scenario at this point for you. Not for the country obviously, but

let's say you actually didn't do anything wrong. You did not break any laws. Let's say

the Mueller report comes out and says, your squeaky clean. You've never done anything

illegal in your life. Michael Cohen line about you being individual one and you're free to

go.

Even if that were the case. What person hates themselves enough to come in as your chief

of staff while you're sitting there screaming, witch hunt, screaming at Democrats, insulting

people on twitter, insulting people in real life. Working with two of the biggest liars

in DC included that Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway, who wants to jump into

that fray, not to mention you got the mustachioed John Bolton in your ear saying, war, war,

war, war, war. Nobody wants to do that, so can you blame them? Even some of the most

horrible people you could think of like Mnuchin or Mulvaney, they don't even want that job

because you're uncontrollable. You're irrational, and more importantly, they understand that

that best case scenario I just described that has basically a zero percent chance of happening.

Things in your White House are going to get so much worse over the coming months and there

is nobody who wants to volunteer to captain that ship as it's going down.

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Trump 'took drugs' and treated pageant contestants 'like meat' claims TV insider - News Live - Duration: 2:55.

  A former crew member on the US Apprentice has claimed Donald Trump took drugs on the set of the hit show, and treated teenage beauty pageant contestants like "pieces of meat"

  Noel Casler, who worked on Celebrity Apprentice while Donald Trump was host, and also worked on his Miss Teen Universe pageants, claims the President would crush up Adderall, an amphetamine, and snort it

 Casler claims Trump took the drug to calm down, because he has trouble reading and would get nervous following cue cards on the show

 He also claimed Trump acted inappropriately with teenage beauty pageant contestants, inspecting them like they were "pieces of meat", sticking his fingers in their mouths to look at their teeth and inviting them to his penthouse suite

"  Casler, who formerly worked in 'talent logistics' for live shows, recounted the stories during a stand up comedy routine last week

 He claims to have signed a 24-page non-disclosure agreement.  But he told the audience: "I didn't know then he was becoming president

Now, it's 'no way dumbass.' I'm telling you everything I know."  He referred to the US President as a "speed freak," saying he would become nervous when he had to read from cue cards on the set of Celebrity Apprentice

 He said: "So he gets nervous and he crushes up these pills. That's why he's sniffing when you see him in debates, and when you see him reading

 "That's why he's tweeting. He's out of his mind. It makes sense if you think about it

 "Methamphetamine was invented by the Nazis to keep the fighter pilots up all night on bombing runs

 "So it makes sense that Trump would use it to hate-tweet in his self-centered rage at 4am on the toilet

"  He went on to describe what he claims was inappropriate behaviour he saw from Trump during his beauty pageant days

 "I worked on a bunch of those beauty pageants he had in the '90s, too. That was a good idea, Miss Teen Universe? Yeah, that's like giving Jeffrey Dahmer a cooking show," he said

 "He would line up the girls on the side of the stage, and he would inspect them

Literally, he would stick his little freaking doll fingers in their mouth and look at their teeth

"  "I'm not kidding, this is true, he would line them up like they were pieces of meat

He'd be like, 'You, you, and you, if you want to win I'm in the penthouse suite, come and see me

'"  Casler's comments were reported in the US by People magazine.  The White House has yet to respond to Casler's claims

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Trump Showed Up Unannounced Today And Did Something Obama IGNORED For 8 Years - Duration: 2:52.

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Clinton versus Trump on Mexican immigration - Duration: 1:24.

all Americans not only in the state's most heavily affected but in every place

in this country are rightly disturbed by the large numbers of illegal aliens

entering our country the jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or

legal immigrants the public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers

that's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more

by hiring a record number of new border guards by deporting twice as many

criminal aliens as ever before by cracking down on illegal hiring by

borrowing welfare benefits to Lille aliens in the budget I will present to

you we will try to do more to speed the deportation of illegal aliens who are

arrested for crimes to better identify illegal aliens in the work face as

recommended by the Commission headed by former congresswoman Barbara Jordan we

are a nation of immigrants but we are also a nation of laws it is wrong and

ultimately self-defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of

abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more

to stop

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Rep. Andy Biggs: Congress Should Pass $25 billion for Trump's Wall Next Week - Duration: 3:47.

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TRUMP SENDS STERN WARNING TO HILLARY, MUELLER, OTHERS YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR ACTIONS - Duration: 11:10.

TRUMP SENDS STERN WARNING TO HILLARY, MUELLER, OTHERS - "YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR ACTIONS"

Just when they thought they are finally wining against President Trump, little did they know

Trump already has everything planned out right from the start and he is ready to take anything

they throw at him.

At the end, all their efforts to destroy all of President Trump's success will

become useless.

From New York Post: "in a wide-ranging, exclusive interview with the post, President trump said

that if Democrats launched probe into his administration which he called 'Presidential

harassment', they'd pay a heavy price...", said President Trump.

"i think that would help my campaign.

If they want to play, i will do it.

They will see how devastating those pages are", Trump added.

The pages President Trump is talking about here are the FISA warrant applications and

other documents from Robert Mueller's probe which he (Trump) claims if disclosed would

expose the FBI, the Department of Justice and the Clinton campaign and how they colluded

to set him up.

Seems President Trump has them exactly where he wants them and he's about to make

it

rain

hell on them.

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A Hostless Oscars Night & Donald Trump Jr.'s Christmas Anecdote | The Daily Show - Duration: 6:07.

As you may know, Kevin Hart stepped down

from hosting the Oscars last week.

Although I don't know how you step down from anything

when you're his height.

-(laughter) -And now the Oscars

are trying to find a host

who has no history of offensive tweets.

Which means... nobody.

The Oscars may go without a host.

Published reports say the Academy's considering

scrapping the gig after Kevin Hart stepped down.

The Academy held a board meeting last night,

but so far, no official word on the host position.

The Oscars have gone host-less before,

but not since 1988.

No...!

-(laughter) -The Oscars will have no host.

But who will introduce the person

who introduces the presenter who introduces the nominee?

Who will tell me that Amy Adams is in the audience.

No!

Seriously, sometimes I don't get the Oscars.

It's, like, why does America celebrate the best movies

with the worst TV show?

Like, I don't get it.

Like, if you ask me, they should use this opportunity

to revamp the entire show. Yeah.

Don't have a host. In fact, don't even have a presenter

for the awards, right?

The people in each category should have to announce

who gets their award.

Then we'll really get to see Best Actor. Yeah.

Won't have to give it to someone else.

The winner is... Aw, hell! Yay!

And also, and also, they should change the In Memoriam segment.

Instead of showing the people who died last year,

they should show the people

who they think are gonna die next year.

Then you can enjoy the applause now. Yeah.

Moving on.

The Holland Tunnel.

Right here in New York City.

It's one of the most frustrating tunnels to drive through.

But not everyone hates it for the same reason.

A New Jersey man is taking on the Port Authority.

He is not happy with how they've decked the halls

at the Holland Tunnel,

and he wants the decorations to be changed.

On the New Jersey side of the Holland Tunnel,

a reef covers the "O" in Holland perfectly

this time of year,

like it was designed for that spot.

Another reef covers the "U" in "tunnel" snugly.

And then there's the tree.

MAN: You're creeping up inch by inch,

and that tree is just staring at you,

and you go, "How is... how is that not in the right place?"

NEWSMAN: The right place for the tree,

Cory Windelspecht says, is over the preceding "A,"

which would, he says...

...seem to fit a tree shape perfectly.

(laughter)

Yo, yo, ladies, ladies...

find you a man who cares about you as much as this guy cares

about the Holland Tunnel's Christmas decorations.

Now, this guy's been so serious and he's pushed so hard

that the state has said they're actually gonna consider

changing the decorations.

But I can only imagine all the New Jersey bureaucracy

that's gonna be involved, you know?

There's gonna be people in New Jersey being like,

"You've got to fill out form W-7J,"

but because it's Jersey, it's gonna be, like,

on the form: "You got a (bleep) problem, tough buy?"

Followed by form J-2-7, where you explain:

"Wait, you know Little Anthony?

"If yes-- from the old neighborhood?

No kidding. His ma used to make the best chicken cutlets."

Moving on to international news.

Poor Britain, guys.

In 2016, they voted for Brexit,

which was to leave the European Union,

but they can't figure out a way to do it

that doesn't screw themselves.

In fact, this week Theresa May, their prime minister,

offered a Brexit plan that was so unpopular

that her own party held a vote to kick her out of office.

Yeah. Now, she survived that vote,

and the good news actually is, for her,

is that she won, but the bad news is,

is that she has had to promise that as soon as Brexit is done,

she will leave.

Which is a terrible deal for her.

It's basically, "I'll do the worst part of the job,

and then I'll quit."

It's also a bad deal for Britain,

because you don't want someone doing a tough job

if they know they're gonna be fired no matter what happens.

Like, if I was a surgeon and I knew I was getting fired

after I finished a kidney transplant, you better believe

I'm replacing that kidney with a whoopee cushion.

I don't play games.

I'm out! What do you want me to do? I'm out!

I'm gone!

(cheers and applause)

But, but now, but now, in an interesting twist,

Britain might have an out because the European court--

the E.U. court has just ruled that if Britain wants to,

it can cancel Brexit without facing anything repercussions.

Which sounds like a great deal to me.

I wish there were bad decisions I could just magically undo

without any repercussions.

Yeah, but I can't.

And now I'm pregnant.

Moving on. Finally...

Let's talk about Christmas shopping.

It's the only time of the year you're allowed

to fight an old lady for a panini press.

And everyone knows that when it comes to gift giving,

it's the thought that counts.

Well, not everyone knows.

Donald Trump, Jr. is revealing

what Christmas is like in the Trump family.

The president's eldest son said his father is a "regifter."

There was one Christmas where he may or may not have given me

the gift that I had given him the year before

because I monogrammed it.

And he was like, "Oh, yeah, here."

Like, I'm like, "I know you didn't get this."

"How do you know that?"

"Because I gave it to you last year."

(laughs)

Yeah, you laugh now, Don, Jr., but wait until next Christmas

when he tries to re-gift you his subpoenas.

(mimics Trump): "Oh, look, it says you're impeached

and you're going to jail. Merry Christmas, son."

(normal voice): You know, I...

(whooping, cheering)

I don't know... I don't know what's more awkward,

Trump re-gifting something to his son

or the time he gave Melania and Stormy Daniels the same penis.

Oh!

-Oh! -(laughter)

-Oh! -(cheers and applause)

Oh!

-Oh! -(applause)

(mimics Urkel from Family Matters): Did I do that?

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BREAKING: TRUMP MAKES HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT INSTANTLY THE MEDIA GETS HYSTERICAL

White House Chief of Staff John Kelly will be leaving his post at the end of the year

Trump said Saturday.

"John Kelly will be leaving toward the end of the year," President Trump told the press

pool Saturday as he departed the White House for the Army-Navy game in Philadelphia.

Trump added that he will announce a successor within the next week.

The media is acting like John Kelly leaving his post after 17 months of serving as Chief

of Staff means there is chaos in the Trump White House.

John Kelly, a retired General, was brought in as Chief of Staff in July of 2017 to bring

order to the White House following Reince Priebus's resignation on July 27th.

Obama's second Chief of Staff (Rouse) only lasted 104 days, his third (Daley) 379 days,

and his fourth (Lew) 359 days, but the media never went into a tailspin over Obama's

revolving door

of

Chiefs

of Staff.

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