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Avenatti Calls for Trump 'Indictment' After Payoff Story | Heavy.com

Michael Avenatti has called for the "immediate indictment" of Donald Trump following a Wall Street Journal report that alleges the president had complete knowledge of payoffs made to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal.

The Journal story dropped on November 9 at 1:03 p.m., by 1:24, Avenatti had taken to Twitter to rail against the president.

Donald Trump explicitly denied knowledge of the payments made to the two women in April and May 2018.

Karen McDougal has alleged that she had a lengthy affair with Donald Trump between 2006 and 2007.

It was widely reported that McDougal was to come forward with her allegations prior to the 2016 presidential election but was silenced after she sold her story to the National Enquirer.

Porn star Stormy Daniels, real name Stephanie Clifford, has also alleged that she had a brief affair with Trump in 2006.

Both alleged affairs happened while Trump was married to First Lady Melania Trump.

Avenatti Said in Response to the WSJ Article: 'No One Is Above the Law in the United States'.

Avenatti initially tweeted regarding the new report, "This further confirms what we have been saying and alleging for months.

There can be no question now as to the validity of our allegations.

I look forward to the apologies directed at my honest and heroic client." Avenatti followed that up with, "In light of the sworn testimony and evidence relating to the payment to my client and Trump's involvement (confirming our allegations), we are calling for the immediate indictment of the president.

No one is above the law in the United States." Avenatti accompanied the second tweet with a September 2018 opinion piece he wrote for the New York Times in September 2018.

The article was titled, "The Case for Indicting the President.".

Trump Has Previously Claimed He Knew Nothing About Payments Made to Stormy Daniels or Karen McDougal.

Avenatti has represented Stormy Daniels since she first came into the mainstream following her allegations that she had a brief affair with the president in 2006.

The November 2018 Journal report contradicts President Trump's past claims that he knew nothing of payments, that his lawyer, Michael Cohen, made to both Daniels.

The article describes the president as being an active participant in the alleged scheme to prevent Daniels and McDougal from going public with their allegations.

The Journal's Report Says 'Trump Was Involved in or Briefed on Nearly Every Step of the Agreements'.

One sentence reads, "The Wall Street Journal found that Mr Trump was involved in or briefed on nearly every step of the agreements.

He directed deals in phone calls and meetings with his self-described fixer, Michael Cohen." The investigative report goes on to quote a University of California, Irvine law professor, Richard Hasen, who said that in order to secure a criminal conviction, prosecutors would have to prove that Trump "willfully" broke campaign finance laws.

Also implicated in the report is Trump's longtime friend, David Pecker, the chief executive of American Media Inc., the company that publishes the National Enquirer, who allegedly agreed to "quash" Karen McDougal's story by paying her $150,000 for her story.

The Journal report says that "Mr Trump later thanked Mr Pecker for the assistance.".

Avenatti Has Previously Targeted Donald Trump Jr.

Over a Possible Indictment.

In the past, Avenatti has poked fun at the possibility that Donald Trump Jr.

could be indicted. When Trump Jr.

posted a tweet that made fun of rumors that Avenatti would run for president, the lawyer responded saying, "Bif: If I were you, the last thing I would be doing is referencing other people getting out of federal prison.

Because after you are indicted, you will likely be passing them on your way in.

BTW, they don't have silver spoons or gold toilets in the joint.

Buckle up Buttercup." On November 7, a Vanity Fair report suggested that Trump Jr.

was "worried" about being indicted shortly.

Central to Robert Mueller's investigation into Russia's meddling in the 2016 election is a meeting that Trump Jr.

organized with Russian agents in Trump Tower during the summer of 2016.

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For more infomation >> Avenatti Calls for Trump 'Indictment' After Payoff Story | Heavy.com - Duration: 6:35.

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Trump signs proclamation stopping illegal immigrants from being given asylum - Duration: 1:50.

 Donald Trump, the US president, said on Friday he has signed an immigration proclamation, an order that would help effectively ban migrants who cross the US border with Mexico illegally from qualifying for asylum

 The Trump administration unveiled new rules on Thursday to sharply limit migrant asylum claims by barring individuals who cross the US southern border illegally from seeking asylum

 The proclamation will be made active on Saturday.   People have to come into the United States at points of entry, Mr Trump said, before leaving for Paris

 The plan, which invokes the same authority Mr Trump used to justify his travel ban on citizens of several Muslim-majority nations, is likely to be quickly challenged in court

 The Trump administration lost a court bid on Thursday, when a federal appeals court in California ruled that it must continue a programme started under former president Barack Obama that protects hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants who were brought into the country as children, known as Dreamers

 Mr Trump said the ruling on the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program was good news because now the administration can appeal the case to the US Supreme Court

For more infomation >> Trump signs proclamation stopping illegal immigrants from being given asylum - Duration: 1:50.

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Trump restricts asylum system on U.S.-Mexico as caravan slowly moves north - Duration: 0:38.

U.S. President Donald Trump has put pen to paper on a proclamation suspending the entry

of migrants through America's southern border with Mexico for 90 days.

President Trump said the measures were necessary to prepare for the arrival of thousands of

Central Americans traveling in groups through Mexico toward the U.S. border.

He said the caravan has no "lawful basis for admission into the U.S."

U.S. officials say the proclamation does not apply to unaccompanied children or those who

apply at official border crossings, or U.S. ports of entry.

The measures are to take effect on Saturday, U.S. time.

For more infomation >> Trump restricts asylum system on U.S.-Mexico as caravan slowly moves north - Duration: 0:38.

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Trump Breaks Silence on Developing Vote Counting "Corruption Scandal" - Duration: 4:11.

For more infomation >> Trump Breaks Silence on Developing Vote Counting "Corruption Scandal" - Duration: 4:11.

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Democrats Try to Steal Key Victories in FL, But Trump Unleashes a Wrecking Ball - Duration: 4:43.

For more infomation >> Democrats Try to Steal Key Victories in FL, But Trump Unleashes a Wrecking Ball - Duration: 4:43.

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Trump claims corruption as Democrat leaps ahead in Arizona Senate race - Daily News - Duration: 7:22.

Donald Trump claimed on Friday that two Arizona counties are guilty of 'corruption' because they give voters a do-over if the signatures on mail-in ballots don't match the ones that state election officials have on file

In a tweet as Air Force One soared above the Atlantic Ocean carrying him to France, the president suggested the lapse in fairness could be reason enough to throw out the results of a tight Senate contest and start again

'Just out – in Arizona, SIGNATURES DON'T MATCH. Electoral corruption – Call for a new Election? We must protect our Democracy!' he wrote on Twitter

 Trump carped Friday morning outside the White House that 'in Arizona, all of a sudden, out of the wilderness, they find a lot of votes

'Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, the Democrat in the race, jumped into the lead late Thursday over Republican Rep

Martha McSally as more votes were counted. There are still more than 300,000 yet to be tallied because of a decades-old computer system that wasn't built to handle this year's flood of ballots cast with a stamp instead of a click

 Some Republicans have raised allegations of fraud as the vote count starts to tip into Democratic terrain

A judge Friday will hear a lawsuit by the GOP seeking to limit the tally, or expand it in the state's conservative-leaning rural areas

Four local Republican parties filed a lawsuit Wednesday night challenging the state's two biggest counties for allowing voters to help resolve problems with their mail-in ballot signatures after Election Day

 If the signature on the voter registration doesn't match that on the sealed envelope, both Maricopa and Pima County allow voters to help them fix, or 'cure' it, up to five days after Election Day

 Only a few thousand votes would be affected by the suit, but every one counts in the razor-close election

  Sinema advantage is just 9,000 out of 1.9 million votes counted; she had trailed since Tuesday

Her lead came from the two counties singled out by Republicans in their lawsuit, Maricopa and Pima Counties

Maricopa County Recorder Adrian Fontes said counting may continue until Nov. 15. 'We know there's urgency out there, but we want to get it right, not quick,' he said

Arizona is notoriously slow at tallying ballots even though about 75 percent of votes are cast by mail

Each of those ballots must go through a laborious verification process. If the signature on the envelope does not match the signature on the voter file, elections officials can contact the voter to try to resolve the discrepancy

Such situations arise, for example, when voters have Parkinson's disease and can no longer sign as they did in the past or as their signature changes over the years

The GOP lawsuit centers on that 'cure' process. It asks that the judge either stop Maricopa and Pima from contacting voters to fix their ballots after Election Day or permit the rest of the state to do it

At least two other rural counties also allow post-Election Day 'cures' but several others do not

Democrats contended that the GOP is trying to prevent votes from being counted. 'The Republican Party is doing everything it can to silence thousands of Arizonans who already cast their ballots,' Democratic Party chairwoman Felicia Rotellini said in a statement

GOP attorney Brett Johnson said in an interview the party would be happy if the end result is the rural counties are ordered to extend their cure period and more votes are counted

'At the end of the day, each vote should be treated the same way,' Johnson said. The state's junior Republican Senator, Jon Kyl, issued a statement trying to frame the lawsuit as a question of equal protection rather than limiting urban vote counting

'Every single lawful vote in Arizona should be counted,' Kyl said. 'And voting laws in our state should be applied uniformly across the map

'At a brief hearing Thursday, a Maricopa County official said only about 5,600 ballots are at issue in her county and the rate is similar in the 14 smaller counties

More than 2.2 million votes were cast statewide.There were more than 600,000 mail-in ballots left to process statewide as of Wednesday, about 75 percent in Maricopa County

That huge amount has put pressure on a system that spends a lot of time already verifying the mail ballot signatures

Fontes said his office's 1980s-era computer system is partly to blame. It was put in when Maricopa was far smaller and only a handful of its residents voted by mail

He said the system only allows his office to tally about 75,000 votes a day. There are another 375,000 votes outstanding in Maricopa County alone as of Thursday night

The two Senate campaigns have long braced for a slow vote count. McSally is no stranger to the issue

It took The Associated Press 12 days to declare a winner in McSally's first race for Congress, which she narrowly lost in 2012

On Thursday, she tweeted: 'Woke up this morning dreading a long and painful process

I've been here before, and now, here I am again.the dentist's chair.' She attached a photo of herself leaning back at the dentist's office, about to get her teeth examined

Sinema also had to wait for finality in her first congressional election that year, sweating out six long days of vote counts

She prevailed.

For more infomation >> Trump claims corruption as Democrat leaps ahead in Arizona Senate race - Daily News - Duration: 7:22.

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Trump Confirms Authorities are Investigating Possible Election Fraud in Florida - Duration: 3:31.

For more infomation >> Trump Confirms Authorities are Investigating Possible Election Fraud in Florida - Duration: 3:31.

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Trump: Florida election officials 'probably' tried to cheat me in 2016 - Duration: 17:18.

Donald Trump claimed Friday that Democratic election officials in south Florida 'probably' plotted to rig the 2016 presidential election there against him, saying their slowness in submitting results indicated that only his sizable lead prevented them from trying to 'falsify' the results

The president sent a series of tweets while Air Force One was en route to Paris, blasting Broward County Supervisor of Elections Brenda Snipes, a Democrat, for 'finding votes' to whittle away at Republicans' leads in U

S. Senate and gubernatorial contests that they appeared to win on Tuesday.'In the 2016 Election I was winning by so much in Florida that Broward County, which was very late with vote tabulation and probably getting ready to do a "number," couldn't do it because not enough people live in Broward for them to falsify a victory!' Trump wrote

The president's effort to personalize his complaints about the shrinking victory margins of Senate candidate Rick Scott and governor hopeful Ron DeSantis came just minutes before the Republican National Committee blasted out an appeal for donations to a 'Florida Grassroots Recount Fund

''We need to ensure a FAIR PROCESS,' said the email, send under Trump's signature

  Scott, the current Florida governor, challenged Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson for his seat

DeSantis is a member of the U.S. House who ran against Tallahassee's Democratic Mayor Andrew Gillum

'Rick Scott was up by 50,000+ votes on Election Day, now they "found" many votes and he is only up 15,000 votes,' Trump vented on Twitter, attributing the march toward parity '"The Broward Effect

" How come they never find Republican votes?'And he noted that Gillum conceded his race to DeSantis on Tuesday, but 'Broward County has put him "back into play"

' Gillum withdrew his concession on Thursday. Trump claimed Nelson had also 'conceded,' something several Florida newspapers incorrectly reported as Tuesday wore into Wednesday

The president's complaints came after he had already lashed out at Broward County's top election official, suggesting 'dishonesty' could play a role in handing Nelson a victory when the dust settles

Trump tweeted about that race and one in a neighboring state, snarking about Democrats' efforts to change unfavorable results

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'They have had a horrible history,' he said of Snipes' department at the White House on Friday morning

 Snipes has a checkered past there, including a judge's finding that she illegally destroyed ballots in a previous election

She 'has been to court' and 'she lost,' he said.The margin between Scott and the incumbent Nelson narrowed as additional ballots were located in Broward and elsewhere

The race now stands close enough to trigger an automatic hand-recount statewide.'She has had a horrible history,' Trump said of Snipes

'And all of a sudden they're finding votes out of nowhere! And Rick Scott, who won by – you know, it was close but he won by a comfortable margin – every couple of hours it goes down a little bit

'  'All of a sudden they're finding votes?' he said later. 'You mean, after the election, they're finding votes?'  Trump tweeted as Air Force One left for Paris that Georgia gubernatorial hopeful Stacey Abrams should give up her quest to force a runoff with Brian Kemp, who defeated her on Tuesday in Georgia

'@BrianKempGA ran a great race in Georgia – he won. It is time to move on!' he wrote

If Kemp's final total is 50 per cent or less of all the votes cast, he will have to battle Abrams again on December 4

The president complained at the White House about Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign lawyer Marc Elias, who is supervising Nelson's push for a recount

'As soon as Democrats sent their best Election stealing lawyer, Marc Elias, to Broward County they miraculously started finding Democrat votes,' he tweeted

'Don't worry, Florida – I am sending much better lawyers to expose the FRAUD!''Rick Scott was up by 50,000+ votes on Election Day,' Trump wrote later, but 'now they "found" many votes and he is only up 15,000 votes

"The Broward Effect." How come they never find Republican votes?' Elias also was the middle-man that year when the Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Committee sent millions of dollars to political research firm Fusion GPS, a transaction that launched a so-called 'dirty dossier' on Trump that alleged he cavorted with prostitutes in Moscow

'They were involved with that fraud of the fake dossier, the phony dossier,' Trump said of Elias, without naming him directly

'And I guess I hear they were somehow involved, or work, with the GPS Fusion [sic] people

''You look at the dishonesty!' Trupm vented. 'Look, look, there's bad things that have gone on in Broward County, really bad things

' Scott unleashed lawsuits against Broward and Palm Beach Counties on Thursday, accusing Democrats of trying to steal the election

Both the Senate seat Scott thought was his on Tuesday night, and the governor's contest that looked all but won by Republican Ron DeSantis, are within the margin for recounts

 'The people of Florida deserve fairness and transparency, and the supervisors are failing to give it to us,' Scott claimed

The lawsuit was filed about the same time Scott, as governor, ordered state law enforcement officials to investigate the Broward and Palm Beach voting operations

A spokesperson for Nelson bristled at Scott's legal maneuvering, telling CNN: 'The goal here is to see that all the votes in Florida are counted and counted accurately

Rick Scott's action appears to be politically motivated and borne out of desperation

'Elias's role in the Florida recounts will continue to be a sore spot for Republicans

'Folks involved in funding this lied about it, and with sanctimony, for a year,' Times reporter Maggie Haberman tweeted after The Washington Post linked the dossier to Elias and his law firm Perkins Coie

Kennth Vogel, another Times journalist, tweeted: 'When I tried to report this story, Clinton campaign lawyer @marceelias pushed back vigorously, saying "You (or your sources) are wrong"

'The deal was born in the spring of 2016, when Elias was approached by Fusion GPS, and lasted until just before Election Day that year

When Fusion approached Elias, it had already been doing anti_Trump research work for the conservative Washington Free Beacon during the Republican primary season

But the dossier itself was funded entirely by Democrats, using Elias as a middle-man

After the DNC and the Clinton campaign started paying, Fusion GPS hired former British spy Christopher Steele to do the dirt-digging

 His work later resulted in the dossier, which made unsubstantiated claims that Trump patronized prostitutes while visiting Moscow, and that he paid them to urinate on each other while cavorting on a bed that Barack and Michelle Obama had slept in during their pown previous trip to Russia's capital city

Trump has called the material 'phony stuff,' and the White House has complained that the dossier's other unconfirmed allegations were part of the Obama-era Justice Department's justifications fo spying on Carter Page, one of his campaign advisers

Elias also led the five-month recount process that resulted in the 2008 election of former Minnesota Democratic Sen

Al Franken, who won that contest by just 312 votes.It was later determined that officials counted the votes of at least 341 convicted felons in the state's largest county

Another 52 voters cast ballots illegally in a second county.Franken resigned in disgrace last year following the publication of a photo showing him groping an actress while she slept on the way home from performing in a USO tour

Scott's emergency complaints accuse Snipes and Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections Susan Bucher of being 'unwilling to disclose records revealing how many electors voted, how many ballots have been canvassed, and how many ballots remain to be canvassed

'The complaints say the counties' handling of ballots 'raises substantial concerns about the validity of the election process

''Late Tuesday night, our win was projected to be around 57,000 votes,' Scott told reporters during his press conference Thursday

 'By Wednesday morning, that lead dropped to 38,000. By Wednesday evening, it was around 30,000

This morning, it was around 21,000. Now, it is 15,000.'He continued: 'On election night, Broward County said there were 634,000 votes cast

At 1am today, there were 695,700 ballots cast on election day. At 2.30pm today, the number was up to 707,223 ballots cast on Election Day

And we just learned, that the number has increased to 712,840 ballots cast on election day

In Palm Beach County, there are 15,000 new votes found since election night. 'So, it has been over 48 hours since the polls closed and Broward and Palm Beach Counties are still finding and counting ballots – and the Supervisors – Brenda Snipes and Susan Bucher – cannot seem to say how many ballots still exist or where these ballots came from, or where they have been,' Scott said

 During the press conference, Scott declared there could be 'rampant fraud' in the counties ballot-counting process

President Trump, following the Scott's press conference tweeted 'Law Enforcement is looking into another big corruption scandal having to do with Election Fraud in Broward and Palm Beach

Florida voted for Rick Scott!'Senator Nelson's re-election bid now trails Scott's by just 17,000 votes, within the

25 per cent margin required for a hand recount. Nelson's campaign aides believe he will emerge victorious once all the ballots are counted

Meanwhile, a teacher in a Broward County school found a container labeled 'Provisional Ballot Box' in a storage area of her elementary school on Thursday

Lakeisha Williams, of Broward County, said she found the box Thursday at Miramar Elementary School

 It was apparently left behind by election workers.'I went into the area that we use for storage and saw it in there,' Williams told the New York Post

For more infomation >> Trump: Florida election officials 'probably' tried to cheat me in 2016 - Duration: 17:18.

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Protesters flood downtown streets after President Trump forces AG Jeff Sessions to resign - Duration: 2:29.

For more infomation >> Protesters flood downtown streets after President Trump forces AG Jeff Sessions to resign - Duration: 2:29.

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Mitch McConnell Promises Trump Help in Securing Border Wall Funding - Duration: 1:25.

For more infomation >> Mitch McConnell Promises Trump Help in Securing Border Wall Funding - Duration: 1:25.

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Judge Rules That Trump Ignored The Law By Approving Keystone XL Pipeline - Duration: 4:31.

In a huge victory for those of us who care about living in a decent environment this

week, a federal judge issued a stay in Donald Trump's decision to go ahead and fast track

the Keystone XL Pipeline, here in the United States.

Judge Brian Morris is the one who issued the stay, which temporarily, yet immediately,

halts all construction on the Keystone XL Pipeline.

In his ruling, when was actually a phenomenal ruling, he said that the president and this

administration violated the Administrative Procedure Act.

What that means is that there are certain procedures that a president or any cabinet

department has to go through before approving a project.

They have to look at the risk.

They have to look at the benefits.

They also have to look, in terms of risk, at climate change and environmental impact.

According to the judge, the administration didn't do that.

When they said that, "Oh, the environment'll be just fine from this," they provided no

reasoning to give that specific analysis, like why is the environment gonna be fine?

You didn't tell us that.

You just told us that everything's gonna be cool, so we should just go with it.

That's not exactly how it works.

You violated the rule that was put in place to make sure that everybody knows exactly

what this thing is going to do, regardless of what this thing happens to be.

Here's some key takeaways from the ruling.

I want to read these, because they're very important, and very damning for the Trump

Administration.

Judge's findings here ... "The State Department, in issuing the permit, failed to analyze the

cumulative greenhouse gas emissions of the Keystone project.

The department acted on incomplete information regarding the potential damage to cultural

resources in Indian territory along the route.

The department appears to have jumped the gun."

It's not just the environmental impact of Keystone XL, it's also going through sacred

tribal lands, that they just said, "To hell with I, we're gonna do it anyway."

Yeah.

Also violated the rules put in place to prevent things like this.

"Department failed to make a fact based explanation for it's course reversal," which was when

the Obama Administration decided not to do the project and Trump did.

" ... let alone a reasoned explanation.

An agency cannot simply disregard contrary or inconvenient factual determinations that

it made in the past, any more than it can ignore inconvenient facts in the present."

That's pretty damning against this administration.

He's basically telling them that, "You had these facts that tell you this thing's gonna

be horrible, and you chose to ignore them and tell us the opposite."

Pretty bold statement there from the judge.

Finally, "The department's analysis that climate related impacts from Keystone would prove

inconsequential, needed a reasoned explanation and it did not provide one."

That's what I had mentioned previously, that they said, "No, everything's gonna be cool

with the environment.

We don't have to give you a reason, and we're not going to."

Again, under this Administrative Procedure Act, you have to do those things.

The bottom line is that this administration did not do their due diligence.

They lied to the American public.

They lied to their own cabinet department, in approving the Keystone XL Pipeline, which

will do nothing to help Americans with their energy independence.

All that oil's coming from Canada down to the Gulf Coast, to be sold overseas.

The Keystone I Pipeline, up in Canada, has had constant leaks and constant breakages,

which has lead to a lot of environmental destruction.

The Keystone XL Pipeline would not be monitored properly.

There would be flyovers, I believe, once a month.

It would create roughly 36 permanent new jobs here in the United States.

It would go through sacred lands of Native Americans.

It would pass over the Ogallala Aquifer, one of the largest fresh water aquifers serving

millions of people here in the United States.

By every possible stretch of the imagination, based on every single fact that we have, this

project would be an absolute environmental disaster.

That is why it is so important that this judge ruled, if only temporarily, that the construction

has to immediately come to a stop.

For more infomation >> Judge Rules That Trump Ignored The Law By Approving Keystone XL Pipeline - Duration: 4:31.

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Trump Tweets a Meme at Iran & India Erects a Record-Breaking Statue | The Daily Show - Duration: 3:32.

As you probably know,

the migrant caravan coming from Central America

is now just a few short 700 miles

from the United States border.

And the welcoming committee is on the way to meet them.

Tonight a show of force with migrant caravans

at least 700 miles away.

The first wave of U.S. troops arrives at the Texas border,

creating barriers, putting up barbed wire and fencing,

an effort to keep migrants out.

WOMAN: There are reports this border deployment

could cost upwards of $200 million

by the end of the year.

$200 million?

For that money, you realize

you could fly the entire caravan first class to Scandinavia.

(laughter)

Which, by the way, would be a lot more entertaining to watch.

Yeah, 'cause then you'd see

what those other countries are really about.

It would be like, "America,

"the way you treat the needy is so heartless.

"Why can't you just...? What? They're coming here?

"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.

Oh, that's not gonna work with. No, yeah."

Yeah, we'll find out the Swedish word for "wall."

Uh, now don't forget. Don't forget.

Um, down on the Mexican border,

America already has the Border Patrol, the National Guard.

And you've got Space Force. Don't forget that.

So, you don't really need the army there.

But Trump will find an excuse to use the troops for anything.

You know, next thing you know, he'll be like,

"This table is so wobbly, folks.

"Let's get a troop under that leg.

Thank you for your service! Great job!"

In other news,

President Trump today officially implemented new sanctions

on Iran, and this was to punish them

for upholding their end of the Iran nuclear deal.

And his announcement was something straight out

of an HBO show.

President Trump is facing backlash this morning

for a controversial tweet

promoting sanctions against Iran.

The president posted this picture yesterday morning

with the quote "Sanctions are Coming."

The picture and the text are a knockoff

of HBO's Game of Thrones,

and its slogan, "Winter Is Coming."

Now, in response, HBO tweeted,

"How do you say trademark misuse in Dothraki?"

-(laughter) -Is, uh...?

Is anyone taking politics seriously anymore?

Really? The president of the United States

is dropping Game of Thrones memes

for harsh, economic sanctions?

Like, you know what? Screw it.

He should do that for all of his policies from now on.

Just be like, "Better Call Wall."

And "America's Got Tax-Cuts."

Oh, and of course, his signature policy--

"Orange Hates the New Black.

-(laughter, groaning) -Also...

(cheers and applause)

Also, in international news,

there's a new tallest man in the world.

He's Indian, he's made of bronze,

and he's worth a fortune.

NEWSMAN: India has unveiled the world's tallest statue,

twice the size of the Statue of Liberty.

It honors freedom fighter Sardar Patel,

who's credited with bringing the country together

after India gained independence from Great Britain in 1947.

NEWSWOMAN: The state government says that it's 597 feel tall

and cost $403 million.

$400 million for a statue.

You realize for that amount of money you could fly the caravan

back from Sweden first-class

and then pay them to put up barbed wire to block themselves.

What are you doing, India? And here's the thing,

I'm not saying India shouldn't build statues,

but why not build one of, like, Gandhi, right?

He's also famous, and he was much skinnier, okay?

Yeah. They could have saved on materials.

Same height, half the cost.

For more infomation >> Trump Tweets a Meme at Iran & India Erects a Record-Breaking Statue | The Daily Show - Duration: 3:32.

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David Remnick Explains Why Impeaching Trump Could Backfire on Democrats - Duration: 4:47.

-So, you wrote a couple weeks ago

about how this election would be a referendum on Trump.

You wrote afterwards that this wasn't quite a blue wave,

but that it will have repercussions

for Trump moving forward.

What is -- A couple more days have passed,

and more seats than we thought have gone to Democrats

in the last couple of days. -Yeah.

-I think since you first wrote that.

-Right.

-Does it feel more like a wave now?

And how do you think Trump is feeling?

-It's like blue crush.

It's not like one of those huge tidal waves.

-Yeah. It's like a Hudson River lapping.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

Right up against, you know, the 79th Street pier

or something like that. -Yeah.

-But the big thing that happened

is the House of Representatives goes to the Democrats.

And that causes the chairman and the chairpeople

of all the committees to be Democrats

as opposed to Republicans, and when they were Republicans,

somebody like Devin Nunes was acting less

as an investigator of the President

and his committee as the president's personal attorney.

-Yes. -Which was a problem.

-It was a problem, sure.

-And so now you have all this investigated heat

likely to come down on the President,

which will -- let's face it -- it's gonna cause a real storm.

Because even on a good day, even on his best day...

[ Laughter ]

...the President is capable of behavior,

well, like what you were showing on the film.

-Yes. [ Laughter ]

-And now that he's gonna be quite possibly in a corner,

whether it's possibly his son might get indicted,

thanks to Robert Mueller,

or something might happen to him

or they'll look into his finances,

he's apoplectic about this.

So within 8 1/2 seconds, 8 1/2 -- maybe 8 3/4 seconds

after the election, what you had was the President

giving a press conference that was unhinged.

And he fired the attorney general, as expected,

but replaced him with a guy that is just gonna do his bidding.

So this is a recipe for disaster.

-I know you're not in the prediction game,

but what do you think is going to happen

with Mueller going forward?

Do you think -- Because there was this theory out there

that Mueller was out of, you know, established courtesies

laying off doing anything in the run-up to the election.

Now that the election is over,

do you think we're gonna see a deluge of stuff from him?

-I don't know what the deluge is going to be,

but there's obviously gonna be some action.

One thing you can say about Robert Mueller,

even though he's kept his counsel so tightly,

he's not an idiot.

-Yeah.

-And so he knows that the attorney general

is gonna get fired.

He knows the attorney general was not gonna be replaced by,

you know, Justice Brandeis or something --

you know something right-thinking and just.

I think he could have predicted this outcome.

So I think you can expect some action out of his office,

and I think he was holding it pretty tight close to his chest.

And it's gonna be a big drama.

And I think it's gonna be a drama on the level of its kind

like I experienced as, you know, as a kid, Watergate.

-Yeah. -In some form or another.

And it's -- One thing you can be sure of, Seth,

and this is the great tragedy here,

to be very serious about it,

is that we face enormous problems in this country.

We face, you know, a climate-change problem

that we can't even get our heads around

and we're going to do nothing about it

for the next year.

And then we're gonna be in the -- if it gets this far,

we're gonna be in a presidential campaign

and do nothing for another year

and it's not just climate change.

It has to do with all kinds of criminal-justice issues.

Has to do with all the things we face.

Nothing's gonna get done unless the Democrats

at least make an issue out of it

because nothing's going to come out of the president's office.

-I want to ask about this. You mentioned the Democrats.

It did seem they were more successful in this election

because they didn't make it as much about Trump.

They tried to stick with issues.

they tried to talk about healthcare.

-That's right.

-Do you think now they might fall into a trap

because they have this little bit of power?

-It's a problem. -Yeah.

-I mean, it's a tough choice.

And a lot of people in Congress, leadership certainly,

are very wary, for example, of impeachment

because they remember in 1998, of course,

Republicans impeached Bill Clinton,

and Bill Clinton's popularity shot through the roof.

That's a problem.

So, you know, what can actually help Donald Trump be re-elected?

Making his base more hardened in their hatred of the press,

of the Congress, Nancy Pelosi as a signal.

-It seems like they don't have a lot of road left to hate it more

than they already do. -It's a problem. Yeah.

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Hospitalized, Donald Trump Jr.'s Friends - Monologue - Duration: 2:49.

Let's get to the news.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

is recovering in the hospital after she fell in her office

and fractured three ribs.

Wow. If you had told me a Supreme Court Justice

fell over and broke some ribs,

I would have bet on the new guy.

-I like beer.

[ Laughter ]

-That's right. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

is recovering in the hospital after breaking three ribs,

and while she's there, her staff is planning

to redo her entire office in Nerf.

[ Laughter ]

According to reports,

acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker,

who will now oversee

Special Counsel Robert Mueller's Russia investigation,

has previously said the probe has gone too far.

Why does every Trump loyalist

look like the security guard at an illegal poker game

in the back of an Italian restaurant?

There is no subtlety with these guys.

"We need someone to protect us from the FBI.

Get me Kingpin!"

[ Laughter ]

According to "Vanity Fair"...

[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah.

According to "Vanity Fair," Donald Trump Jr.

has been telling friends that he's worried about

being indicted by Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

Said Don Jr.'s friends,

"I'd say we're more like acquaintances."

[ Laughter ]

Former CNN host Larry King

criticized his old network yesterday,

saying they "stopped doing news a long time ago."

Yeah, back when he was there, things were different.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

A woman in Australia last week gave birth to a 12.5-pound baby

without any pain-relief medication.

Said doctors, "Congratulations! It's a teenager!"

Subway officials in New York

are rewriting the script that conductors use

when making announcements to passengers.

From now on, all announcements will begin with,

"You should buy a car."

[ Laughter ]

NASA has warned that three large asteroids

will make a close approach to Earth this weekend,

and nobody is more nervous about it than the dinosaurs.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

A woman in Ohio was arrested this week for allegedly stealing

more than $1,600 worth of Girl Scout cookies,

but they let her off with a warning

because it turned out they were the gluten-free kind.

And finally, Coca-Cola has announced plans

to launch a new energy drink.

They're calling it Original Recipe.

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