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New reports coming from the Wall Street Journal on Wednesday indicate that President Trump

will likely sign a new executive order during the week, which will be designed to overhaul

the existing US policy on asylum seekers.

The order is expected to be signed by Friday, according to sources within the White House,

and comes in response to the ongoing saga surrounding the caravans of Central American

migrants heading towards the US border through Mexico.

Last week, the president announced that he was "finalizing a plan" to combat the

continued attempts at illegal immigrants entering the country under the guise of being "asylum

seekers," and would require all seeking asylum to report to ports of entry.

"Under this plan, the illegal aliens will no longer get a free pass into the country

by lodging meritless claims in seeking asylum," Trump said during a speech last week, calling

out countries who failed to prevent the migrants during their march.

With the president departing for Paris, France, on Friday, White House officials reported

the executive order would likely be signed that morning.

Late October, appearing on the Laura Ingraham show, President Trump warned Asylum seekers

that make it to the U.S. border that he won't be building fancy 5 star accommodations for

them.

Instead, they will be staying in a "tent city" while their trials take place.

In addition, he expects very few would actually be granted asylum and clarified "if they

don't get asylum they get out…they don't usually get asylum."

As a consolation, Trump promised the tents are "going to be very nice."

From The Hill:

President Trump is expected to sign an executive order this week that would revamp U.S. policy

on asylum seekers by requiring them to go to ports of entry to apply for asylum, the

Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday.

Trump could sign the order as soon as Friday morning before he leaves for Paris for a scheduled

trip, the Journal reported, citing administration officials.

Those officials also told the newspaper that the plan is for the policy to be temporary,

but they didn't provide a specific timeline.

The president said his policy would be "totally legal" even though current law allows immigrants

to seek asylum even if they don't come into the country via a port of entry.

He also said last week that the policy would be implemented through an executive order

by this week.

"Under this plan, the illegal aliens will no longer get a free pass into the country

by lodging meritless claims in seeking asylum," Trump said during a speech from the White

House.

For more infomation >> Trump Set to Sign Executive Order Overhauling U.S. Asylum Policy - Duration: 2:49.

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Protesters flood downtown streets after President Trump forces AG Jeff Sessions to resign - Duration: 2:29.

For more infomation >> Protesters flood downtown streets after President Trump forces AG Jeff Sessions to resign - Duration: 2:29.

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President Trump Says He Hasn't Spoken To Acting AG Whitaker About Russia Probe | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 1:30.

For more infomation >> President Trump Says He Hasn't Spoken To Acting AG Whitaker About Russia Probe | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 1:30.

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Judge Rules That Trump Ignored The Law By Approving Keystone XL Pipeline - Duration: 4:31.

In a huge victory for those of us who care about living in a decent environment this

week, a federal judge issued a stay in Donald Trump's decision to go ahead and fast track

the Keystone XL Pipeline, here in the United States.

Judge Brian Morris is the one who issued the stay, which temporarily, yet immediately,

halts all construction on the Keystone XL Pipeline.

In his ruling, when was actually a phenomenal ruling, he said that the president and this

administration violated the Administrative Procedure Act.

What that means is that there are certain procedures that a president or any cabinet

department has to go through before approving a project.

They have to look at the risk.

They have to look at the benefits.

They also have to look, in terms of risk, at climate change and environmental impact.

According to the judge, the administration didn't do that.

When they said that, "Oh, the environment'll be just fine from this," they provided no

reasoning to give that specific analysis, like why is the environment gonna be fine?

You didn't tell us that.

You just told us that everything's gonna be cool, so we should just go with it.

That's not exactly how it works.

You violated the rule that was put in place to make sure that everybody knows exactly

what this thing is going to do, regardless of what this thing happens to be.

Here's some key takeaways from the ruling.

I want to read these, because they're very important, and very damning for the Trump

Administration.

Judge's findings here ... "The State Department, in issuing the permit, failed to analyze the

cumulative greenhouse gas emissions of the Keystone project.

The department acted on incomplete information regarding the potential damage to cultural

resources in Indian territory along the route.

The department appears to have jumped the gun."

It's not just the environmental impact of Keystone XL, it's also going through sacred

tribal lands, that they just said, "To hell with I, we're gonna do it anyway."

Yeah.

Also violated the rules put in place to prevent things like this.

"Department failed to make a fact based explanation for it's course reversal," which was when

the Obama Administration decided not to do the project and Trump did.

" ... let alone a reasoned explanation.

An agency cannot simply disregard contrary or inconvenient factual determinations that

it made in the past, any more than it can ignore inconvenient facts in the present."

That's pretty damning against this administration.

He's basically telling them that, "You had these facts that tell you this thing's gonna

be horrible, and you chose to ignore them and tell us the opposite."

Pretty bold statement there from the judge.

Finally, "The department's analysis that climate related impacts from Keystone would prove

inconsequential, needed a reasoned explanation and it did not provide one."

That's what I had mentioned previously, that they said, "No, everything's gonna be cool

with the environment.

We don't have to give you a reason, and we're not going to."

Again, under this Administrative Procedure Act, you have to do those things.

The bottom line is that this administration did not do their due diligence.

They lied to the American public.

They lied to their own cabinet department, in approving the Keystone XL Pipeline, which

will do nothing to help Americans with their energy independence.

All that oil's coming from Canada down to the Gulf Coast, to be sold overseas.

The Keystone I Pipeline, up in Canada, has had constant leaks and constant breakages,

which has lead to a lot of environmental destruction.

The Keystone XL Pipeline would not be monitored properly.

There would be flyovers, I believe, once a month.

It would create roughly 36 permanent new jobs here in the United States.

It would go through sacred lands of Native Americans.

It would pass over the Ogallala Aquifer, one of the largest fresh water aquifers serving

millions of people here in the United States.

By every possible stretch of the imagination, based on every single fact that we have, this

project would be an absolute environmental disaster.

That is why it is so important that this judge ruled, if only temporarily, that the construction

has to immediately come to a stop.

For more infomation >> Judge Rules That Trump Ignored The Law By Approving Keystone XL Pipeline - Duration: 4:31.

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Fox News STUNS Lindsey Graham By Reminding Him He Defended Jeff Sessions - Duration: 3:22.

You know, there was a time when some Republican Senators said that they would absolutely be

shocked and angry if Donald Trump got rid of Attorney General Jeff Sessions, but that

was way back when.

I mean this was 2017, right?

And apparently all of those Republicans forgot that they said these things, including Lindsey

Graham, who was actually just confronted on Fox News about his defense of Jeff Sessions

after Donald Trump fired him, which really left Lindsey Graham shocked and confused about

them calling him out on this.

Here's the clip.

Watch Lindsey Graham's face and see his reaction.

This is priceless.

You heard the reaction from Senator Joe Manchin, and I would just remind you as many have been

reminding you today of what you said back in July of 2017.

Here's this.

If Jeff Session is fired, there will be holy hell to pay.

Any effort to go after Mueller could be the beginning of the end of the Trump Presidency

unless Mueller did something wrong.

So given where we are now, what do you say now?

So when was that?

What year?

July of 2017.

Things have changed.

So ... yeah.

So, what I've been saying for months is that everybody, ever President deserves an Attorney

General they have confidence in and they can work with.

That was almost painful, to see Lindsey Graham squirming like that, when was that, who, what,

I don't know that man, I've never seen that guy in my life, who is this guy?

Look, Lindsey Graham has done probably the most apparent about face on Donald Trump.

I mean in the first year, 2017, Lindsey Graham was out there as one of those never Trumpers,

telling the media what a horrible person he was and how he disagreed with him here and

disagreed with him there, just like that little clip we saw, if he gets rid of Jeff Sessions,

it's the beginning of the end of the presidency.

Then this year, he like most other Republicans, decided I love Trump.

He started going golfing with him.

They became best buds, Lindsey Graham even praised him for how good of a golfer he is.

Now of course, even back last year when Lindsey Graham was attacking the President, he was

still voting with him more than 90% of the time, so he never actually put up any resistance

to what Donald Trump was trying to do, he just liked to portray himself in the media

as a guy that wasn't a big fan of him.

Lindsey Graham is an absolute disgusting character who has no loyalty to his little friends in

the Senate.

He has no loyalty to the rule of law, more importantly.

He knows Whitaker's gonna come in here, try to sabotage the Mueller investigation, but

at this point it may be too late to do so.

Hopefully it is.

Hopefully Mueller has crossed his T's and dotted his I's and he's got exactly what he

needs and no amount of defunding or interference from this administration is going to effect

that.

We won't know until the next round of indictments come out or until the final report comes out.

But Lindsey Graham, actually being confronted on Fox News about his change in positions

is one of the most priceless moments that we have seen this year and it is something

that I am going to cherish for a very long time.

For more infomation >> Fox News STUNS Lindsey Graham By Reminding Him He Defended Jeff Sessions - Duration: 3:22.

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David Remnick Explains Why Impeaching Trump Could Backfire on Democrats - Duration: 4:47.

-So, you wrote a couple weeks ago

about how this election would be a referendum on Trump.

You wrote afterwards that this wasn't quite a blue wave,

but that it will have repercussions

for Trump moving forward.

What is -- A couple more days have passed,

and more seats than we thought have gone to Democrats

in the last couple of days. -Yeah.

-I think since you first wrote that.

-Right.

-Does it feel more like a wave now?

And how do you think Trump is feeling?

-It's like blue crush.

It's not like one of those huge tidal waves.

-Yeah. It's like a Hudson River lapping.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

Right up against, you know, the 79th Street pier

or something like that. -Yeah.

-But the big thing that happened

is the House of Representatives goes to the Democrats.

And that causes the chairman and the chairpeople

of all the committees to be Democrats

as opposed to Republicans, and when they were Republicans,

somebody like Devin Nunes was acting less

as an investigator of the President

and his committee as the president's personal attorney.

-Yes. -Which was a problem.

-It was a problem, sure.

-And so now you have all this investigated heat

likely to come down on the President,

which will -- let's face it -- it's gonna cause a real storm.

Because even on a good day, even on his best day...

[ Laughter ]

...the President is capable of behavior,

well, like what you were showing on the film.

-Yes. [ Laughter ]

-And now that he's gonna be quite possibly in a corner,

whether it's possibly his son might get indicted,

thanks to Robert Mueller,

or something might happen to him

or they'll look into his finances,

he's apoplectic about this.

So within 8 1/2 seconds, 8 1/2 -- maybe 8 3/4 seconds

after the election, what you had was the President

giving a press conference that was unhinged.

And he fired the attorney general, as expected,

but replaced him with a guy that is just gonna do his bidding.

So this is a recipe for disaster.

-I know you're not in the prediction game,

but what do you think is going to happen

with Mueller going forward?

Do you think -- Because there was this theory out there

that Mueller was out of, you know, established courtesies

laying off doing anything in the run-up to the election.

Now that the election is over,

do you think we're gonna see a deluge of stuff from him?

-I don't know what the deluge is going to be,

but there's obviously gonna be some action.

One thing you can say about Robert Mueller,

even though he's kept his counsel so tightly,

he's not an idiot.

-Yeah.

-And so he knows that the attorney general

is gonna get fired.

He knows the attorney general was not gonna be replaced by,

you know, Justice Brandeis or something --

you know something right-thinking and just.

I think he could have predicted this outcome.

So I think you can expect some action out of his office,

and I think he was holding it pretty tight close to his chest.

And it's gonna be a big drama.

And I think it's gonna be a drama on the level of its kind

like I experienced as, you know, as a kid, Watergate.

-Yeah. -In some form or another.

And it's -- One thing you can be sure of, Seth,

and this is the great tragedy here,

to be very serious about it,

is that we face enormous problems in this country.

We face, you know, a climate-change problem

that we can't even get our heads around

and we're going to do nothing about it

for the next year.

And then we're gonna be in the -- if it gets this far,

we're gonna be in a presidential campaign

and do nothing for another year

and it's not just climate change.

It has to do with all kinds of criminal-justice issues.

Has to do with all the things we face.

Nothing's gonna get done unless the Democrats

at least make an issue out of it

because nothing's going to come out of the president's office.

-I want to ask about this. You mentioned the Democrats.

It did seem they were more successful in this election

because they didn't make it as much about Trump.

They tried to stick with issues.

they tried to talk about healthcare.

-That's right.

-Do you think now they might fall into a trap

because they have this little bit of power?

-It's a problem. -Yeah.

-I mean, it's a tough choice.

And a lot of people in Congress, leadership certainly,

are very wary, for example, of impeachment

because they remember in 1998, of course,

Republicans impeached Bill Clinton,

and Bill Clinton's popularity shot through the roof.

That's a problem.

So, you know, what can actually help Donald Trump be re-elected?

Making his base more hardened in their hatred of the press,

of the Congress, Nancy Pelosi as a signal.

-It seems like they don't have a lot of road left to hate it more

than they already do. -It's a problem. Yeah.

For more infomation >> David Remnick Explains Why Impeaching Trump Could Backfire on Democrats - Duration: 4:47.

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Trump Tweets a Meme at Iran & India Erects a Record-Breaking Statue | The Daily Show - Duration: 3:32.

As you probably know,

the migrant caravan coming from Central America

is now just a few short 700 miles

from the United States border.

And the welcoming committee is on the way to meet them.

Tonight a show of force with migrant caravans

at least 700 miles away.

The first wave of U.S. troops arrives at the Texas border,

creating barriers, putting up barbed wire and fencing,

an effort to keep migrants out.

WOMAN: There are reports this border deployment

could cost upwards of $200 million

by the end of the year.

$200 million?

For that money, you realize

you could fly the entire caravan first class to Scandinavia.

(laughter)

Which, by the way, would be a lot more entertaining to watch.

Yeah, 'cause then you'd see

what those other countries are really about.

It would be like, "America,

"the way you treat the needy is so heartless.

"Why can't you just...? What? They're coming here?

"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.

Oh, that's not gonna work with. No, yeah."

Yeah, we'll find out the Swedish word for "wall."

Uh, now don't forget. Don't forget.

Um, down on the Mexican border,

America already has the Border Patrol, the National Guard.

And you've got Space Force. Don't forget that.

So, you don't really need the army there.

But Trump will find an excuse to use the troops for anything.

You know, next thing you know, he'll be like,

"This table is so wobbly, folks.

"Let's get a troop under that leg.

Thank you for your service! Great job!"

In other news,

President Trump today officially implemented new sanctions

on Iran, and this was to punish them

for upholding their end of the Iran nuclear deal.

And his announcement was something straight out

of an HBO show.

President Trump is facing backlash this morning

for a controversial tweet

promoting sanctions against Iran.

The president posted this picture yesterday morning

with the quote "Sanctions are Coming."

The picture and the text are a knockoff

of HBO's Game of Thrones,

and its slogan, "Winter Is Coming."

Now, in response, HBO tweeted,

"How do you say trademark misuse in Dothraki?"

-(laughter) -Is, uh...?

Is anyone taking politics seriously anymore?

Really? The president of the United States

is dropping Game of Thrones memes

for harsh, economic sanctions?

Like, you know what? Screw it.

He should do that for all of his policies from now on.

Just be like, "Better Call Wall."

And "America's Got Tax-Cuts."

Oh, and of course, his signature policy--

"Orange Hates the New Black.

-(laughter, groaning) -Also...

(cheers and applause)

Also, in international news,

there's a new tallest man in the world.

He's Indian, he's made of bronze,

and he's worth a fortune.

NEWSMAN: India has unveiled the world's tallest statue,

twice the size of the Statue of Liberty.

It honors freedom fighter Sardar Patel,

who's credited with bringing the country together

after India gained independence from Great Britain in 1947.

NEWSWOMAN: The state government says that it's 597 feel tall

and cost $403 million.

$400 million for a statue.

You realize for that amount of money you could fly the caravan

back from Sweden first-class

and then pay them to put up barbed wire to block themselves.

What are you doing, India? And here's the thing,

I'm not saying India shouldn't build statues,

but why not build one of, like, Gandhi, right?

He's also famous, and he was much skinnier, okay?

Yeah. They could have saved on materials.

Same height, half the cost.

For more infomation >> Trump Tweets a Meme at Iran & India Erects a Record-Breaking Statue | The Daily Show - Duration: 3:32.

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Hospitalized, Donald Trump Jr.'s Friends - Monologue - Duration: 2:49.

Let's get to the news.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

is recovering in the hospital after she fell in her office

and fractured three ribs.

Wow. If you had told me a Supreme Court Justice

fell over and broke some ribs,

I would have bet on the new guy.

-I like beer.

[ Laughter ]

-That's right. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

is recovering in the hospital after breaking three ribs,

and while she's there, her staff is planning

to redo her entire office in Nerf.

[ Laughter ]

According to reports,

acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker,

who will now oversee

Special Counsel Robert Mueller's Russia investigation,

has previously said the probe has gone too far.

Why does every Trump loyalist

look like the security guard at an illegal poker game

in the back of an Italian restaurant?

There is no subtlety with these guys.

"We need someone to protect us from the FBI.

Get me Kingpin!"

[ Laughter ]

According to "Vanity Fair"...

[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah.

According to "Vanity Fair," Donald Trump Jr.

has been telling friends that he's worried about

being indicted by Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

Said Don Jr.'s friends,

"I'd say we're more like acquaintances."

[ Laughter ]

Former CNN host Larry King

criticized his old network yesterday,

saying they "stopped doing news a long time ago."

Yeah, back when he was there, things were different.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

A woman in Australia last week gave birth to a 12.5-pound baby

without any pain-relief medication.

Said doctors, "Congratulations! It's a teenager!"

Subway officials in New York

are rewriting the script that conductors use

when making announcements to passengers.

From now on, all announcements will begin with,

"You should buy a car."

[ Laughter ]

NASA has warned that three large asteroids

will make a close approach to Earth this weekend,

and nobody is more nervous about it than the dinosaurs.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

A woman in Ohio was arrested this week for allegedly stealing

more than $1,600 worth of Girl Scout cookies,

but they let her off with a warning

because it turned out they were the gluten-free kind.

And finally, Coca-Cola has announced plans

to launch a new energy drink.

They're calling it Original Recipe.

For more infomation >> Ruth Bader Ginsburg Hospitalized, Donald Trump Jr.'s Friends - Monologue - Duration: 2:49.

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Trump administration tightens immigration asylum rules - Duration: 2:14.

For more infomation >> Trump administration tightens immigration asylum rules - Duration: 2:14.

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Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand: Trump's AG Appointment Is Unconstitutional - Duration: 8:18.

For more infomation >> Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand: Trump's AG Appointment Is Unconstitutional - Duration: 8:18.

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Rep. Nadler: Trump Trying 'To Obstruct Justice' With AG Pick | The Beat With Ari Melber | MSNBC - Duration: 5:56.

For more infomation >> Rep. Nadler: Trump Trying 'To Obstruct Justice' With AG Pick | The Beat With Ari Melber | MSNBC - Duration: 5:56.

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Jeff Sessions, You're Fired. Guy from CNN, You're Hired. | The Daily Show - Duration: 7:27.

Yesterday President Trump

fired his attorney general, Jeff Sessions.

But before he left,

he got to give his loyal subjects one final good-bye.

With tears in his eyes, Jeff Sessions waving good-bye

at a Justice Department send-off,

shaking hands with the man replacing him

just hours after the attorney general was fired

by President Trump.

And that was it. After that ceremony,

Jeff Sessions hopped on a sleigh back to the North Pole,

where he will only have seven weeks

to finish making all of those toys.

Yeah. Got to make all those toys

for all those kids he put in cages.

-(audience groans) -But since Sessions is gone...

Too soon? Uh, since Sessions gone,

let's focus on the man who's replacing him

in another installment of Profiles in Tremendousness.

I have the most dedicated people.

I have the best people.

(applause)

Meet Matt Whitaker, acting attorney general

and really jacked Humpty Dumpty.

He was a tight end for the University of Iowa,

a U.S. attorney for five years

and a failed Senate candidate in 2014.

And in his spare time, he's an amateur powerlifter.

Look at that guy. Look at that.

Guy's got police tape around him.

That's confidence right there.

He's like, "You're gonna want to tape this off,

'cause I'm about to murder these weights."

(grunts)

Matt Whitaker basically seems

like the exact opposite of Jeff Sessions.

I mean, like, Sessions also posted a photo

of himself powerlifting, but it wasn't as impressive.

That's what I'm saying.

Look, I mean, we've got to get all our short jokes in now.

It's now or never. They're done.

Now, apart from being a former U.S. attorney

and looking like Bane during the off-season,

there is one other thing about Whitaker

that probably makes him the perfect pick

for President Trump:

he shares a similar passion for business ethics.

Matt Whitaker, the now acting attorney general

after Jeff Sessions was fired,

he's now linked to a company referred to as a scam.

World Patent Marketing billed itself

as helping investors secure patents,

and Whitaker was hands-on.

It's a unique design that's gonna help...

Showcasing a hot tub invention in this post from the company,

a company that has since been shut down

and slapped with a $26 million fine

by federal authorities.

How's America gonna hire a guy

who scams hot tub inventors as its top cop?

'Cause that seems like a real conflict of interest to me.

Like, he'll be interrogating bad guys like,

"Tell me who your partner is!"

Be like, "You are my partner."

"Yeah, and we had a good run, didn't we?"

Now, if you think Whitaker looks familiar,

you either just cleaned your bathroom,

or, like the president,

you've been watching a shit-ton of CNN.

Because every chance that Whitaker got,

he was on the news saying this.

He needs to step in and pull the reins back on Bob Mueller

if he starts to go outside of those bounds

of his delegation of authority.

I think we should watch for Bob Mueller

if he's really gonna go down these paths

of unrelated financial transactions.

The only difference between Watergate and this situation

is actually Watergate, there were crimes that occurred,

and right now we have no evidence

-of any crime happening. -Oh. (scoffs)

So the guy who's now in charge of the Mueller investigation

was on CNN over a dozen times

shit-talking Mueller and his investigation.

That is so unfair to Robert Mueller.

The guy was trash-talking him, and now that guy is his boss.

And I know how much that sucks, because when I was in school,

there was a kid who bullied me every single day,

and then one day I got home, and he was my stepdad.

(laughter)

But it turns out it wasn't just a coincidence

that Whitaker was on TV trashing Mueller, right?

It was actually his latest scam.

We know Matt Whitaker here.

We've had him on the show a number of times.

This is from attorney John Q. Barrett

about a conversation he says that he had in the greenroom

before their joint appearance. Okay, he says...

(reading):

That is so devious and so impressive.

He knew that Trump spends all day watching CNN,

so he wasn't just trash-talking Mueller for no reason.

Right, he was trying to lure the president in.

So, basically, Whitaker was on CNN

laying thirst traps for Trump.

And it worked, because Trump slid in the DMs like,

"I'm DTF.

Down to fire Sessions."

But Whitaker's plan to get Trump's attention on TV

worked even better than he expected,

because all he wanted was to be a judge in Iowa.

And now he's the acting attorney general.

That's like applying to be a cashier at Ross Dress for Less,

and then they're like, "Forget cashier.

You're Ross!"

So, that's Matt Whitaker,

the man who's taking Jeff Sessions' job.

Don't feel too bad for Jeff Sessions.

I'm sure someone will offer him a job on cable news.

It's just gonna be strange when Trump sees him on TV

and he's like, "I like that guy!

He should be my attorney general!"

For more on Jeff Sessions getting fired,

we turn now to our very own Dulcé Sloan, everybody,

-joining us in the studio! -(cheering and applause)

Hi, friend!

Dulcé...

Mwah!

(cheering and applause)

Jeff Sessions...

Jeff Sessions is the 15th high-profile firing

of the Trump presidency.

Like, why do you think that Trump is firing

so many people from his administration?

Because he can get away with it!

Every time Trump fires one of these bitch asses,

they smile and nod and then they crawl away.

Scaramucci was up there crying.

Sean Spencer went back to wherever his chin was.

And did you see Jeff Sessions?

He was shaking hands with the man who took his job.

If I had to shake hands with the person who took my job,

you would have to find another person to take my job.

And that person is gonna need to find a new hand.

In fact, the only person who left with dignity is Omarosa.

Whoa, what are you talking about?

Apparently, Omarosa got dragged out of the White House

kicking and screaming.

Exactly.

And it worked.

Trump hasn't fired a black woman since.

-Mm-hmm. -(cheering and applause)

I...

-I don't think... -Thank you.

I don't think Trump has hired a black woman since.

That's not my point, okay?

My point is you teach people how to treat you.

I remember the last time I got fired.

I was laying hands like it was Sunday morning, okay?

I told them, if I'm not making money,

y'all not making money!

That's why there's no more Circuit City.

Wow, Dulcé-- I'm not gonna lie--

I wish I had known all of this before I hired you.

Oh, no! That's not gonna happen unless you fire me.

And since you're not gonna do that,

there's nothing to worry about.

Is there?

No, no, of course not.

Um, let's move on. So, uh, if I hear you right,

what you're saying is the White House officials

should make a scene whenever they get fired

to make Trump think twice before firing anyone.

Yeah! You're already being escorted out

by the Secret Service.

You might as well earn it, okay?

Tear down the curtains.

Carve a dick into Trump's desk.

Don't just make the news-- make history!

(cheering and applause)

Dulcé Sloan, everybody!

For more infomation >> Jeff Sessions, You're Fired. Guy from CNN, You're Hired. | The Daily Show - Duration: 7:27.

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Following Criticism, Trump Begins Distancing Himself From The New Acting AG | Deadline | MSNBC - Duration: 16:24.

For more infomation >> Following Criticism, Trump Begins Distancing Himself From The New Acting AG | Deadline | MSNBC - Duration: 16:24.

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Rep. Jackie Speier: Robert Mueller Likely Anticipated Donald Trump's Actions | The 11th Hour | MSNBC - Duration: 2:12.

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Trump Considers Chris Christie for Attorney General - Duration: 4:14.

-Let's get to some news here, guys.

After firing Attorney General Jeff Sessions,

I read that President Trump might replace him

with Chris Christie.

[ Audience oohs ]

Christie was so excited,

he tore his apron off at Jersey Mike's

and yelled, "I quit!"

[ Laughter and applause ]

"I'm ready! Let's go! Enough!"

[ Applause continues ]

That's right -- Trump might replace Jeff Sessions

with Chris Christie.

Apparently, Trump was like,

"The elf didn't work -- let's try Santa."

[ Laughter and applause ]

Oh, get this.

People here in New York can't stop talking

about a rare Mandarin duck

that showed up in Central Park a few days ago.

You hear what I'm talking about? Can we take a look at that duck?

Look at this. Oh, my. [ Audience ohs ]

-Ooh! -Ow!

-That is -- That duck is beautiful.

[ Laughter ] Wow!

Uh, s-sorry, guys. Just one second.

I got to do something real quick.

[ Slow music plays ]

What up, duck? [ Laughter ]

Couldn't help but notice you there in the pond.

I just want to say I like your style.

[ Laughter ] Yeah, I new you're new in town

and probably haven't made a lot of friends yet,

so if you ever want to just chill and do duck stuff,

give me a quack. [ Laughter ]

I could come up to the park and sit on the bench

while you just kind of float there.

And maybe I could pick up a loaf of bread

and tear it into little pieces and throw it at you to eat...

if you're into that sort of thing.

[ Laughter ] I-I...

I can tell that you're not like all the other ducks.

[ Light laughter ] And...

you may have a mysterious past, but you've got the look.

[ Laughter ]

So I know this is probably going to come out all wrong,

but I just wanted to say...

[ Quack ]

[ Laughter and applause ]

[ Applause continues ]

-Whoo-hoo!

-Guys, listen to this --

a woman in Australia just gave birth to a 12-pound baby...

[ Audience murmuring ]

...without any pain meds.

[ Audience groans ]

Her doctor said, "You were amazing,"

while the baby was like,

"I am never gonna hear the end of this."

[ Laughter and applause ] "This is -- I mean,

This is my story now." [ Applause continues ]

Guys, I'm getting an update from an earlier story.

I'm not sure if you've heard this,

but there's a rare Mandarin duck in Central Park, and...

[ Laughter ]

...it turns out the duck has gone missing.

-[ Gasps ] [ Audience ohhs ]

-Oh, my God, I'm sorry, guys. One -- One sec.

[ Slow music plays ] [ Laughter ]

What up, duck?

[ Laughter ]

Classic you. [ Laughter ]

Even when you're on the run, you got the whole city talking.

[ Laughter ]

You don't have to explain yourself.

You're wild, and you were meant to fly free.

And I-I know it's getting cold,

and you're -- you're probably flying

somewhere warmer right now,

as I send this message through the airwaves,

but...I'll never forget you.

And I hope you don't forget me.

And, hey, no matter what this crazy world throws your way,

always remember...

[ Quack ]

[ Laughter and applause ]

[ Applause continues ]

Hey, guys, I saw that

"The Grinch" is in theaters this weekend.

I'm excited to have "The Grinch."

[ Cheers and applause ]

And -- And get this -- they just added an emotional new scene

where Jeff Sessions reunites with his family in Whoville.

-Aw! -Yeah, it's really good.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Finally, you guys,

it's time for "Tonight Show News Blenders."

This is where we take real headlines

and blend them together

to see how much weirder we can make them.

I'll show you what I mean.

For example, if you blend the stories

"Fans Upset After 'Dancing with the Stars' Elimination,"

"Trump Fires Jeff Sessions, Quickly Shuffles Staff,"

and "Truffle Season Doing Well"...

you get,

"Trump Quickly Eliminated from 'Dancing with the Stars'

After Doing the Truffle Shuffle."

[ Laughter and applause ]

See? -Yeah, I get it.

[ Applause continues ]

-Next up, if you blend the stories

"Under Armour Staff Uses Company Credit Card at Strip Club"...

[ Laughter ]

..."Ted Cruz Warns of Visit from Illegal Aliens,"

and "Pop-up Shops Teach Farm-to-table Cooking,"

you get

"Ted Cruz Visits Alien Strip Club,

Pops Up Under Table."

[ Laughter and applause ]

[ Applause continues ]

And here's the last one -- if you blend the stories

"Guys Mow 'FU45' into Lawn,"

"Joe Biden Emerges From Voting Booth, Goes Viral in Minutes,"

and "Bill Gates Says

Toilets Have Chilling Effect on Environment,"

you get,

"After 45 Minutes, Joe Biden Emerges From Toilet,

Says, 'FU, Chili's.'"

[ Laughter and applause ] That's some wild stories.

Guys, we have a great show tonight.

Give it up for The Roots! -Let's go, man!

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Trump Freaks Out After Democrats Win House: A Closer Look - Duration: 9:31.

President Trump is so freaked out

about Democrats winning back the House

that he's already moving

to hamstring the Russia investigation.

For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look."

♪♪

The more results we get from Tuesday's elections,

the clearer it becomes that this was a blue wave

and a national repudiation of Trump's presidency.

Democrats had their biggest net gain in the House since Watergate,

they won the popular vote in the House by about 7 points,

and they won statewide races in key swing states

like Michigan, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Wisconsin.

Or as Trump put it...

-The Republican Party defied history

to expand our Senate majority

while significantly beating expectations in the House

for the midtown and midterm year.

-Sorry. Did you say the "midtown year"?

Oh, okay. I see what's happening.

Trump thought it was the midtown election,

not the midterm election.

That's why he spent all his time campaigning

at the M&M's store with the Times Square Spider-Man.

[ Applause ]

[ As Pres. Trump ] "And tonight...

tonight I am happy to announce that Dirty Elmo

has been elected to the House of Representatives

at Bubba Gump Shrimp."

[ Laughter ]

So for a few hours -- for a few hours,

the big story was Democrats

massively outperforming Republicans in the House

and in swing states across the country,

which, of course, meant Trump had to do something crazy

to get the spotlight back, and that's what happened yesterday

when Trump lost his mind on national television in a press conference.

In fact, at one point, he got so mad

at a question about the Russia investigation

that he had to walk away from the podium.

-On the Russia investigation,

are you concerned that you may have --

-I'm not concerned about anything

with the Russia investigation, because it's a hoax.

-Are you -- -That's enough.

Put down the mic. -Mr. President, are you worried

about indictments coming down in this investigation?

[ Laughter ]

-Look at him.

President Ralph Kramden over there.

"One of these days...!"

But aside -- aside from his usual theatrics,

Trump's performance yesterday was deeply revealing

because it made it clear that he sees himself as above the law.

In fact, he can't even explain

how laws work or how they're made.

Listen to Trump ramble about how he can't pass tax cuts

because he doesn't have the votes in Congress.

-This will have to be now proposed

because if we did it now,

we don't have the votes in the Senate.

We would need 10 Democrat votes. We probably couldn't get them.

If we could, we could pass it very easily in the House,

but there's no reason to waste time

because you don't have the votes in the Senate.

So now we go into the Senate, we don't have the 10 votes.

And what happens? It doesn't get passed.

Even if it gets out of the House, it doesn't get passed.

-It's like watching an episode of "Schoolhouse Rock!"

if the bill overdosed on Ambien.

Now, one feature of our Constitutional system

is that Congress gets to constrain

the power of the president and investigate him.

And right after their victory in the House,

Democrats announced that they would use that power

to request Trump's tax returns,

which he has hidden from the public

despite the fact that presidents going back decades

have released theirs.

And when he was asked about that yesterday,

you could tell Trump was freaking out

from how much he rambled through his answer.

-Point blank, Democrats go after your tax returns.

Will you try to block that

or will you allow them to have them?

-Well, look, as I've told you, they're under audit.

They have been for a long time.

They're extremely complex. People wouldn't understand them.

They're done by among

the biggest and best law firms in the country.

Same thing with the accounting firms.

The accountants are a very, very large, powerful firm

from the standpoint of respect.

They're highly respected. Big firm.

But when you're under audit,

and I'm under very continuous audit

because there's so many companies

and it is a very big company,

far bigger than you would even understand.

But it's a great company.

But it's big, and it's complex, and it's probably feet high.

It's a very complex instrument,

and I think that people wouldn't understand it.

-In other words, yes, I have a girlfriend,

but she goes to another school, and the school is in Canada,

and also she died.

[ Laughter ]

Also, what do you mean people wouldn't understand it?

They're tax returns.

Trump sounds like a dad who doesn't know how to answer

a question from his 5-year-old.

"Dad, where does wind come from?"

"Uh, you wouldn't understand.

I definitely know the answer...

but you wouldn't understand."

Trump cannot abide any checks on his power

because he sees himself as above the law.

For him, laws aren't constraints.

They're weapons to be wielded against your opponents.

For example, he was asked what would happen

if Democrats exercised their Constitutional authority

to investigate him,

and he said that if they did that, he would consider it war.

-Are you offering

a "my way or highway" scenario to the Democrats?

You're saying that... -Negotiation. Not at all.

-...if they start investigating you,

that you can play that game and investigate them?

-Better than them. -Can you compartmentalize --

-And I think I know more than they know.

-Can you compartmentalize that and still continue to work

with them for the benefit of the rest of the country?

-No. -Or are all bets off?

-No, if they do that,

then it's just -- All it is, is a warlike posture.

-A warlike posture?

I'm sorry, but I wouldn't say posture is your strong suit.

[ Laughter ]

You look like someone let the air out of the Michelin Man.

In fact, Trump is so petty and vindictive

that he actually took time out of his press conference

to slam members of his own party who lost their re-election bids,

implying that they lost because they didn't support him enough.

-Candidates who embraced our message of low taxes,

low regulations, low crime,

strong borders, and great judges

excelled.

Barbara Comstock was another one.

I mean, I think she could have won that race,

but she didn't want to have any embrace.

Peter Roskam didn't want the embrace.

Erik Paulsen didn't want the embrace.

-Why does he keep calling it "the embrace"?

Sounds like a Mike Pence euphemism for sex.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

"Once a, uh...

Once a year, on my birthday, we engage in...the embrace."

[ Laughter ]

It's like a "Seinfeld" episode where George Costanza

complains that he went in for a hug on a date and got rejected.

"I didn't get the embrace, Jerry!"

"No embrace?" "She de-embraced!"

"Looks like you'll have to embrace...yourself."

[ "Seinfeld" bumper music plays ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

It's so much like a "Seinfeld" episode,

Trump is even doing the Babu finger now.

-You are a rude, terrible person.

-He's a very bad man.

-And it's not just his petty score settling.

Trump's vindictiveness was very much on display

with his power grab at the Justice Department

and his decision to fire Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

In that press conference, reporters tried to ask Trump

how he would approach the Russia investigation

now that the midterms are over

and whether he would try to install a new attorney general.

But Trump, who spent the entire press conference

rambling and yelling at people, was suspiciously coy.

-Can you give us clarity, sir,

on your thinking currently now after the midterms

about your attorney general and your deputy attorney general?

Do they have long-term job security?

-I'd rather answer that at a little bit different time.

-You can say yes or no,

but saying, "I'd like to answer that later,"

is the most suspicious answer you can give.

If you get pulled over,

and your answer to, "Have you been drinking?"

is, "Let me get back to you,"

it's breathalyzer time.

Of course, it turned out that Trump had already decided

to fire Sessions, although he refused to do it himself.

-Jeff Sessions was fired.

He wrote a letter today saying

that he was resigning at the request of the President.

-The President, who became famous

for the phrase "You're Fired,"

punting to his chief of staff to give Sessions the boot.

John Kelly didn't even do it face-to-face,

but opted to fire Sessions by phone.

-These guys are such cowards.

Trump didn't want to fire Sessions himself,

so he had Kelly do it, and Kelly didn't want to do it, either,

so he just called him.

I'm surprised they didn't just send Stephen Miller

to perch on Sessions' window sill.

"Caw! You're fired! Caw!"

[ Laughter ]

With Democrats regaining power in Washington,

Trump is now seriously threatened for the first time in his presidency,

and in response, he's becoming more lawless.

He sees the law not as a constraint on his power,

but as a tool to protect himself.

And as Jeff Sessions just learned,

he'll attack anyone in his way,

whether you're an opponent who hates him

or a supporter who gives him...

-The embrace.

-This has been "A Closer Look."

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Dana Perino Says Jim Acosta's Colleagues Are Frustrated With His Anti-Trump Antics(VIDEO)!!! - Duration: 5:13.

Dana Perino Says Jim Acosta's Colleagues Are Frustrated With His Anti-Trump Antics

there were several heated exchanges between President Trump in the White

House press corps yesterday but the one everyone is talking about was the

president's latest confrontation with CNN chief White House correspondent Jim

Acosta and his White House hard pass was suspended as a result I'm joined now by

Chris Wallace anchor of Fox News Sunday someone who used to be a reporter in the

briefing room I was at the podium in the briefing room and I wondered what your

general thoughts are on this Chris well let me just say first of all it doesn't

seem very important after that horrific story that you just told but it is in

the news Jim Acosta was called on by the president asked a question that seemed

to be more to be an argument than really a question and after he doused several

questions the president told them to sit down and he refused to and as he saw a

White House intern came over and tried to take the microphone away and he put

his hand up and did touch the intern in refusing to give up the microphone you

know I covered the White House for six years during the Ronald Reagan years and

along with me Sam Donaldson I think we were pretty tough persistent aggressive

reporters but we never did anything like what Jim Acosta did yesterday I think he

embarrassed himself I think as I say first of all it was more of an argument

that it was a question he was disrespectful to his colleagues in

asking repeated questions and thereby making it harder for them to get in a

question and then the president United States told him to sit down and he

refused and he kept talking I wanted to talk about this because you and I had

never worked in the White House that on different ends of the briefing but what

would your what would your advice to the President and to the White House you

know we never had a situation like this I do remember revoking a hard pass for a

reporter but that was because of some really egregious behavior stealing from

colleagues rifling through another person's desk that hard hard pass is a

security document I had other ways to deal with reporters and Marlin Fitzwater

I think he would put people out of business for 24 hours or something like

that I remember one reporter that was again

egregious argumentative rather than newsgathering which I'm for

newsgathering and I told my staff and I held to it

that he was in the deep freeze for a while so um you know we just

basically tried to freeze him out a little bit just to to give ourselves

some space you know because you kid things can get heated and the president

punches back at these reporters near the White House press corps is mission is to

cover the White House to critic basically chronicle the presidency to

explain the White House decision and decision making arguing what the

president doesn't get you there and the president's been quite willing to take

lots of questions from these reporters I do know that a lot of Jim Acosta's

colleagues are very frustrated with him they of course defend his right to ask a

question but you know when he gets in the way of everyone being able to

actually do their job and to fulfill that mission I think that's a problem

and the other thing I would just say is one thing I learned from President Bush

is you know we find ways to deescalate tension and I think the problem here

Chris is I don't know if either side wants to de-escalate no I think actually

both of them made a calculated decision that it serves their purposes to

continue this the president knows that it's a good line and and and a big forth

source of support on the trail and among its base to take on reporters and Jim

Acosta strikes me as a showboat who would like to get attention more than

he'd like to get answers to questions having said that I am troubled by

pulling the hard pass because look you can argue he was a jerk and he deserves

it but obviously at a certain point you begin to wonder look Barack Obama in

effect declared war on Fox News at one point and interestingly enough under a

different CNN regime CNN stood with us and said look if you're gonna try to

freeze Fox out we're not going to participate in certain events either

right we do have to stick together but I got to say Jim Acosta makes it awfully

hard to have journalistic solidarity the hard path seems a little

disproportionate but I also have to wonder if at some point Jim Acosta

or maybe CNN needs to make a decision like who is this helping you know are we

able to help fulfill the mission that we're trying to do or are we actually

getting into scrapes everyday that are a distraction and takes away from what the

unit of the White House press corps is that that that then raises the question

what did the bosses at CNN see is their mission in this particular case is it to

cover the news or is it to make a scene well I know we'll find out

we'll see Chris Wallace thank you you bet thank you god bless you and God

bless america

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