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Then, of course, afterwards into the White House Rose Garden for the annual light-hearted ritual.

Donald Trump using his power of office to pardon Peas and Carrots, as the turkeys this year are called.

They get to live the rest of their lives at a farm in Virginia.

It's a tradition first started by President George HW Bush, right back in 1989.

Trump even managing, as of course only he could, to make a political point as well.

"It won't be entirely a rest. Even though Peas and Carrots have received a presidential pardon,

I have warned them that House Democrats are likely to issue them both subpoenas.

Nonetheless, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I will be issuing both Peas and Carrots a presidential pardon.

Unfortunately, I can't guarantee that your pardons won't be enjoined by the Ninth Circuit - always happens."

Bit of stand-up there from Donald Trump, pardoning Peas and Carrots.

Let's bring things back down to earth.

For more infomation >> US - President Donald Trump pardons two turkeys, Peas and Carrots for Thanksgiving - Duration: 1:09.

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President Trump grants troops new authority to protect border personnel - Duration: 0:28.

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Trotz Khashoggi-Affäre: Trump bleibt fest an Saudi-Arabiens Seite - Duration: 1:10.

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Trump defends ties with Saudi Arabia despite Khashoggi killing - Duration: 1:54.

U.S. President Donald Trump has signaled he will not take action against the Saudi government

over the killing of a Saudi journalist.

For more on this and other news around the world we turn to our Ro Aram…

Aram…

There have been calls from home and abroad for the U.S. to punish the kingdom for the

murder… but Trump is sticking to his guns….

That's right Mark… Trump is defending U.S. ties to Saudi Arabia despite acknowledging

that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman may have known about the plan to murder Jamal

Khashoggi.

In a statement on Tuesday, the U.S. President said the kingdom is a "steadfast partner"

that has agreed to invest "a record amount of money" in the U.S.

He also described Saudi Arabia as a "spectacular ally" that has helped in America's fight against

Iran.

Trump has resisted calls from U.S. lawmakers to impose sanctions on Riyadh, such as canceling

military contracts with the kingdom.

He called it a "foolish" move that would only benefit Russia and China.

Trump is waiting for a report on the Khashoggi case that is known to contain all the information

gathered by U.S. intelligence officials so far.

However, this report will reportedly not present a final conclusion.

The CIA has concluded that Prince Salman may have ordered Khashoggi's killing, but President

Trump has been reluctant to endorse that assessment.

The Trump administration has imposed sanctions on 17 Saudis accused of participating in the

killing, but lawmakers want tougher measures that target the Saudi government.

European allies have already stepped up their punitive measures against the kingdom.

It's unclear if the president will decide on a response before he leaves for the Thanksgiving

holiday later Tuesday.

For more infomation >> Trump defends ties with Saudi Arabia despite Khashoggi killing - Duration: 1:54.

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CNN Screams "TRUMP'S A LIAR!" — Footage From 2011 Shuts Them Up - Duration: 4:21.

For more infomation >> CNN Screams "TRUMP'S A LIAR!" — Footage From 2011 Shuts Them Up - Duration: 4:21.

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Late-Night Hosts React to Trump's California Visit After Devastating Wildfires | THR News - Duration: 1:54.

"President Trump attempted to refer to the hard hit town of Paradise, California, but couldn't get the name right."

On Monday, the late night hosts shared their thoughts on President Donald Trump's

weekend visit to California, following fires that devastated both the Northern and

Southern parts of the state. Trump made appearances in several places to personally

witness the severity of the damage caused by the fires. During his visit, he stopped by

Malibu, the Skyway Villa Mobile Home and RV Park in Paradise, and operation

centers, where he met with first responders, law enforcement and representatives of

the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Regrettably, Trump called the town

of Paradise "Pleasure" instead, because he's Trump and this is what he does.

On NBC's 'Late Night,' Seth Meyers quipped, "Ugh. He's like a guy who's trying to

show his friend a porn video but keeps typing the wrong thing into the search bar."

"Also, nobody wants to hear dirty grandpa over here say the word 'pleasure.'

He might as well have said, 'This fire really devastated the town of Moist.'"

Over on CBS' 'Late Show,' Stephen Colbert was equally miffed by Trump's

"Pleasure" comment saying,

"It's easy to get them mixed up. Just remember, Mr. President,

Pleasure is the dancer, Paradise is where she works."

Colbert also addressed Trump's comments about climate change, in which the president

said he wanted "great climate."

"You want learn grammar. I want new president."

And on CBS's 'Late Late Show,' James Corden also mocked the commander-in-chief

for incorrectly referring to Paradise as "Pleasure."

"This also explains why when Trump got there, he shook the firefighters' hands by

saying, 'It's a paradise to meet you."

And Corden just could not resist making this joke, because let's face it, we were

all thinking it anyway.

"Donald Trump seemed confused about pleasure, to which Stormy Daniels said,

'Yeah, tell me about it.'"

To watch full clips of the late-night hosts reacting to Trump's visit to California,

head to THR.com. For The Hollywood Reporter News, I'm Lyndsey Rodrigues.

For more infomation >> Late-Night Hosts React to Trump's California Visit After Devastating Wildfires | THR News - Duration: 1:54.

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Trump arrives at 'winter White House' in Mar-a-Lago - Duration: 2:44.

For more infomation >> Trump arrives at 'winter White House' in Mar-a-Lago - Duration: 2:44.

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Trump Just Tweeted a Photo of What the BRUTAL Border Fence Looks Like Now - Duration: 1:59.

For more infomation >> Trump Just Tweeted a Photo of What the BRUTAL Border Fence Looks Like Now - Duration: 1:59.

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Tribulation Trump Vs Anarchy Acosta - Duration: 4:17.

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"Donald Trump's Wall" - Trevor Noah - Son Of Patricia NOW streaming on Netflix! - Duration: 1:14.

The mind of Donald Trump.

The other idea he had for the wall,

was he said America should build the wall out of solar panels.

That's what he said.

He said America should build the wall out of solar panels

because that way the wall would generate electricity

and pay for itself.

Yeah. Now, I'm not going to lie. That's a good idea, right.

It's a good idea,

unless you know anything about solar panels, or the sun or walls.

The problem with that idea is that the sun is up.

A solar panel wall won't work, because a wall is like this.

So, technically it's facing down.

So, unless you have a really swaggy sun.

That's like, "Yeah, I shine real low, B."

It's not going to work for you.

The only way it works is if you take your border solar panel

and lean it at an angle to get the sun rays,

but if you do that, you've created a giant ramp

for Mexicans to shoot into America.

Just like, "Órale..."

For more infomation >> "Donald Trump's Wall" - Trevor Noah - Son Of Patricia NOW streaming on Netflix! - Duration: 1:14.

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Trump Ditches D.C. for a Florida Thanksgiving - Duration: 4:45.

-You guys, Thanksgiving is almost here.

And earlier today, President Trump pardoned

a turkey at The White House.

I read that before the ceremony,

the turkey was shampooed and dusted with baby powder

to make him glisten.

It's very interesting, because every morning,

The White House staff does the same thing to Trump.

[ As Trump ] A little -- a little on this side.

Let's take a look at the moment that Trump pardoned the turkey.

-Peas, I hereby grant you a full pardon.

-Yeah. Then he said, "I also declare you

my new Attorney General.

Peas. Peas is the new Attorney General."

I saw that after Trump pardoned the turkey,

he immediately flew down to Florida for Thanksgiving.

So I guess that means the turkey

was left all alone at The White House.

We actually have a feed from inside The White House.

Could we see how the turkey is doing?

[ Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll" plays ]

-♪ Just take those old records off the shelf ♪

-Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

-"Turkey Business." -That's right.

Trump left Washington to spend Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago.

When they heard that, every White House staffer said,

"Now, that's something I'm really thankful for.

Yes. Whew! Enjoy. Take your time on that one.

Get seconds."

But Thanksgiving with the Trumps is great.

Guests have the option of white meat or even whiter meat.

And it's just -- A lot...

Guys, this Thursday is the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

I love that parade. [ Cheers and applause ]

I love it.

I saw that the weather is

expected to be very cold and windy.

Yeah, but NBC has a plan if they can't fly the balloons.

They're going to show last year's parade

and hope nobody notices.

There it is.

Oh, and I heard that today is National Absurdity Day,

a day where people celebrate crazy, absurd, or weird things.

It's a pretty interesting holiday.

Higgins, are you doing anything for Absurdity Day?

-No, not this year. -Maybe next year, you'll do it.

Some news out of Washington.

It came out that Ivanka Trump used her own

personal e-mail account to send

hundreds of official work messages.

When she found out, Hillary Clinton

started mashing potatoes with her bare hands.

And get this.

Officials in the U.K. say that a woman --

[ Baby crying ] You guys hear that?

It's the news. It's just been worked up.

So worked up lately. It still must be awake.

If you guys are cool with that, I would just like to

take a moment to put the news to bed.

It's time for "Good Night News."

-♪ "Good Night News" ♪

♪ "Good Night News" ♪

♪ "Good Night News" ♪

♪ "Good Night News" ♪

♪ Good night ♪

-Let's see if we can put this news to bed.

Good night, White House Christmas tree,

over 19 feet tall.

Or, as Donald Trump put it, "As high as my wall."

Good night, TSA, ending your frozen-turkey ban.

I hope mine defrosts by the time that I land.

Good night, Snoop Dogg, getting a Hollywood Star.

You celebrated by smoking a giant cigar.

Good night, David's Bridal big bankruptcy mess.

I guess too many women said no to the dress.

Good night, Instagram cracking down on fake likes.

Now please outlaw selfies from couples on hikes.

And, finally, good night, Ivanka Trump

using personal e-mail for business.

Or, as Hillary put it, "It feels just like Christmas."

-♪ "Good Night News" ♪

♪ "Good Night News" ♪

♪ "Good Night News" ♪

♪ "Good Night News" ♪

♪ Good night ♪

-Guys, check this out.

Experts say that standing desks are overrated

and don't do much for your health.

When they heard that, everyone with a standing desk was like...

And, finally, I saw that tomorrow is called

Weed Wednesday because marijuana sales skyrocket

the day before Thanksgiving.

You'll know you're stoned at Thanksgiving

when you go to loosen your belt buckle

and realize you're not wearing pants.

You guys, we have a great show tonight.

Give it up for The Roots!

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Ivanka Trump's Emails, Lego Movie Sequel - Monologue - Duration: 2:57.

-Let's get to the news.

President Trump participated in

the turkey pardoning ceremony today.

Said an aide, "That's Mitch McConnell."

[ Laughter and applause ]

During the turkey pardon ceremony today,

President Trump mentioned the people impacted

by the recent California wildfires and said,

"I just came back. I've never seen anything like it.

Probably nobody has."

Probably nobody has?

There were people there when you got there, right?

[ Laughter ]

Even the turkeys were like, "This dude has a walnut brain."

[ Laughter ]

According to a new report, more than 54 million Americans

will travel 50 miles or more this Thanksgiving.

And that doesn't include the half-mile walk

to get stoned before dinner.

[ Laughter ]

"I left something in the car. I'll be right back."

[ Laughter ]

The CDC today released a statement

warning people not to eat Romaine lettuce over concerns

of E. Coli contamination.

"What's that?" said Trump

about lettuce and the CDC and E. Coli.

[ Laughter and applause ]

According to "The Washington Post,"

Ivanka Trump frequently used her personal e-mail

for official White House business,

which was a closely held secret within the administration.

Not as closely held -- Don Jr. as a child.

[ Laughter and applause ]

"I know -- I know it's somebody."

A large-scale Lego model of the White House

was unveiled yesterday for the holidays

that includes between 100,000 and 115,000 Lego pieces.

Or as Trump put it, "1.5 million Lego pieces.

The most Lego pieces they've ever had."

[ Applause ]

General Mills has announced plans to license

the TV and film rights of its cereal-box characters.

So get ready for a weird reboot of "Twilight."

[ Laughter ]

Jack Daniel's has announced it will start selling coffee beans

that taste like whiskey.

They're calling it "Breath of a Salesman."

[ Laughter and applause ]

The trailer -- The trailer for the sequel to "The Lego Movie"

was released today.

"The Lego Movie" is a horror film about a parent

who tries to get a glass of water

in the middle of the night.

[ Laughter ]

And finally, doctors in the U.K.

are having their medical backgrounds checked

after it was discovered that a fake psychiatrist

with no qualifications had been practicing for over 22 years.

Or they could just do what we do here and give them a TV show.