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Donald Trump faced enemies within the government from day one.

They plotted in the shadows to end his Presidency.

But George Soros's link to this plot to take out Trump will make your blood boil.

George Soros And The Deep State George Soros and the Deep State have something

in common.

They both want to destroy Donald Trump.

But it's even worse than you think.

George Soros funds the Deep State.

Soros's spokesman told the Washington Post that he contributed money to the Democracy

Integrity Project.

Daniel Jones formed this group in 2017.

Jones is a former Intelligence Committee staffer for Dianne Feinstein.

His group hired Fusion GPS to continue their investigation into Trump and Russia after

the 2016 election.

The House Intelligence Committee reported Jones told the FBI that a group of wealthy

donors funded his group to the tune of 50 million dollars.

"In late March 2017, Jones met with FBI regarding PQG, which he described as 'exposing

foreign influence in Western election,'" the Intelligence Committee wrote.

"[Redacted] told FBI that PQG was being funded by 7 to 10 wealthy donors located primarily

in New York and California, who provided approximately $50 million."

"[Redacted] further stated that PQG had secured the services of Steele, his associate

[redacted], and Fusion GPS to continue exposing Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. Presidential

election," reads the report, which adds that Jones "planned to share the information

he obtained with policymakers…and with the press."

Soros' Funding Helps Fusion GPS Jones's group took Soros' money to continue

to spread fake news about Trump and Russia.

Fusion GPS fed two stories to McClatchy that kept the collusion narrative alive.

McClatchy reported that Robert Mueller had evidence Michael Cohen traveled to Prague

in August or September 2016.

The Christopher Steele dossier claimed Cohen traveled to Prague to meet with Russian intelligence.

Steele claimed they hatched a plot to exploit hacked Democrat emails.

Cohen strongly denied this story when it was first reported in 2016.

He said he was visiting a college in California with his son at the time.

Cohen denied the story again last spring.

He provided social media postings that proved he was in California and not in Prague.

Fusion GPS also used Soros' money to spread fake news about the NRA.

McClatchy ran a story claiming NRA lawyer Cleta Mitchell – who is a heavyweight lawyer

in the conservative movement – was concerned about Russian money coming into the group.

Fusion pushed the theory for months that the Russians funneled tens of millions of dollars

into the election through the NRA.

But it was all fake news.

Mitchell denied the story.

She also stated she was not an NRA lawyer during the election.

George Soros' fingerprints are all over the Deep State coup.

He funneled money into a shady group spreading fake news all over the media to try and take

down Donald Trump.

No one will be surprised if further investigations uncover even greater Soros involvement in

this conspiracy.

We will keep you up to date on any new developments in this ongoing story.

For more infomation >> George Soros's Link To This Plot To Take Out Trump Will Make Your Blood Boil - Duration: 3:25.

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New: Trump heads on five-state rally blitz amid Supreme Court chaos - Duration: 4:26.

For more infomation >> New: Trump heads on five-state rally blitz amid Supreme Court chaos - Duration: 4:26.

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Trump Signs Bill To Avoid Government Shutdown - Duration: 0:31.

For more infomation >> Trump Signs Bill To Avoid Government Shutdown - Duration: 0:31.

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Steve Bannon: "Michael Avenatti is the Democrat Trump should fear in 2020" - Duration: 1:44.

For more infomation >> Steve Bannon: "Michael Avenatti is the Democrat Trump should fear in 2020" - Duration: 1:44.

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In the Middle of UN Meetings, Trump Finds Time To Go Above and Beyond for 100-Year-Old Marine Vet - Duration: 3:45.

For more infomation >> In the Middle of UN Meetings, Trump Finds Time To Go Above and Beyond for 100-Year-Old Marine Vet - Duration: 3:45.

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Farmers Say Trump's Bailout Has Done Little To Save Them From His Tariffs - Duration: 3:41.

Farmers in the Midwest of the United States are starting to understand that Donald Trump's

bailout, that he's offering them because of how badly his tariffs have hurt them, the

bailout's really not gonna do a single thing to prevent massive economic losses and possibly

the loss of their entire way of life due to the massive tariffs that he put in place.

Here's what farmers in the Midwest have recently been saying.

They've been saying that it's not fair, I'm a corn farmer, yet most of the benefits go

to soybeans, which China's the biggest importer of soybeans from the United States so they

get most of the money.

Well that's not fair to the corn farmer over here, whose goods are also being taxed to

hell and back with tariffs.

He can't sell them.

They're losing more money and yet they're bailout is only a couple pennies per bushel.

That's not enough to help them survive.

It is the same with other crops.

Wheat in the United States, that's also been hit pretty bad with tariffs.

They only get a couple cents per bushel.

That's not gonna put these people back on easy street, it's not gonna help them feed

their family.

It's not gonna help their farm survive and that's what they're now telling reporters.

Even soybean farmers are saying that what the administration has offered and what they're

trying to do is not enough to fix what Trump broke.

And that's the important thing.

Trump broke it and they know it.

And while there are still plenty of them out there who say I'm willing to die for Donald

Trump's trade wars, more of them aren't.

More of them want to preserve their way of life.

You know, fourth, fifth generation farmers, one day their kids are gonna take it over.

This is their way of life.

This is their culture.

It's the only thing they've ever known.

It's the only thing they want to know and they've made a pretty good life doing it.

Until Trump came along.

He single handedly destroyed so many small farms here in the United States, and when

I say destroyed, past tense, it's because yes, we have already had farms in the United

States have to close their doors.

Shut down because of this.

They shut down before the bailouts came.

Even now with the bailouts, that's gonna cost U.S. taxpayers 12 billion dollars, they're

telling us that it's not good enough.

It doesn't do enough.

It only helps one small group of people and to be honest most of that 12 billion dollars

is probably gonna go to those conglomerates, excuse me, farms out there.

You know, the ones owned by the big corporations.

So it's actually more of a corporate bailout then anything else.

But let's keep pretending that it's gonna help the small mom and pop farmers out there,

who hire four or five farmhands each year.

Oh, but also don't forget that we've cut back on the Visa Program from the federal government

so they can't even get their temporary seasonal foreign workers to come over here anymore,

so even if things were working as normal and we didn't have the trade wars, they still

wouldn't have enough workers to actually do the jobs on their farms.

So, yeah, American farmers are getting it from both angles here and they understand

and hopefully will hold accountable the Trump Administration for doing this to them.

Because every single ill that these people are facing right now comes from a policy put

in place solely by Donald Trump and his administration.

For more infomation >> Farmers Say Trump's Bailout Has Done Little To Save Them From His Tariffs - Duration: 3:41.

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Rust Belt Voters Turn On Trump, Increasing The Size Of The Midterm Blue Wave - Duration: 3:47.

Democrats have a little bit more reason to be optimistic about the coming midterms in

a few weeks.

According to new reports, Donald Trump support in Rust Belt states, the very states that

he was able to turn blue or at least get enough of the majority in order to get the electoral

votes needed to win the presidency, those states put him in office.

Those were the states ignored by Hillary Clinton, but now, they're turning on Donald Trump.

States like Wisconsin, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Ohio, they're all feeling the effects of Donald

Trump's trade wars, and this doesn't even include all the farmers out in the Midwest.

It isn't just that Rust Belt area up in the Upper Midwest, but they are starting to realize

that Donald Trump has conned them.

Donald Trump wasn't telling the truth and Donald Trump's policies are starting to wreck

their lives.

That's what's happening in the Midwest right now, in that Rust Belt, with the new tariffs

on steel, on aluminum, things like that, manufacturing is coming to a crawl in many of these areas.

Donald Trump's approval rating, the highest one he has in those states is 45% in Pennsylvania.

He's at 42% in Wisconsin, 42% in Michigan, 44% in Iowa, 40% in Minnesota, those are really,

really, really bad numbers heading into a very contentious midterm.

Republicans who have no idea what to do at this point are trying to spend millions upon

millions of dollars just to save seats in those states.

That's what's so sad about it for them and it's a sadness that's not really a sadness.

I have no empathy for these horrible human beings.

It's sad because they're no longer trying to win additional seats.

They're not trying to pick anything up.

They're trying to save a few that they have to make the blue wave less intense.

Right now, they're trying to just stem the hemorrhaging.

There are five Senate seats and five House races within the Rust Belt that were once

considered solid Republican that are now considered to be toss ups.

There were several Democratic Senate nominees that Republicans were confident just six months

ago they can flip those seats, but now the Democrats in those races actually hold at

least an 11 point advantage.

The Republicans are in for a massacre in the midterms and they understand that, so that's

why they're diverting so much money into these states but it's not going to help.

The voters in there, one, according to the reports, they don't have Hillary Clinton to

hate anymore so they don't have somebody to vote against in these races.

Two, they understand more importantly that Donald Trump conned them, that he's a horrible

human being and an even worse President, and that he's never going to deliver on the jobs

or the economic activity that they, the average worker, were promised.

They're not in the top 1% so they haven't seen these big economic gains that the rest

of the millionaires and billionaires have seen.

They just see their paychecks actually shrinking.

Their buying power, because of inflation and decreasing wages, shrinking by 3% in the last

12 months alone.

Their paycheck doesn't go as far anymore, and they know who's in charge, and that is

100% every single branch of the government Republicans and that's why they're going to

make them pay in this year's midterms.

For more infomation >> Rust Belt Voters Turn On Trump, Increasing The Size Of The Midterm Blue Wave - Duration: 3:47.

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How Many Times Can Trump Interrupt Women In One Press Conference? - Duration: 0:57.

Captioning sponsored by CBS >> HOW MANY TIMES CAN TRUMP

INTERRUPT WOMEN IN ONE PRESS CONFERENCE?

>> UH... YES, MA'AM, GO AHEAD.

>> IS THAT CORREC-- >> IF I THOUGHT HE WAS--

SHE STANDS UP-- SHOULD I LET HER ASK ANOTHER

QUESTION?

GO AHEAD.

>> TO FOLLOW UP-- >> SEE?

IT'S NOT A BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.

HERE.

>> BUT-- >> I WISH IT COULD'VE GONE--

>> YOU-- >> WELL, THERE ISN'T--

>> THE QUESTION IS-- >> IT DOESN'T MEAN--

>> BEFORE-- >> I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT.

I'VE BEEN ACCUSED.

EXCUSE ME.

>> HOW MANY-- >> WHO GOT PAID?

EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.

>> YOU DIDN'T LET ME ASK MY QUESTION.

>> ARE YOU-- YOU'VE BEEN ASKING A QUESTION FOR TEN MINUTES.

>> THE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST-- >> WELL, IT DOES IMPACT.

>> ADMINISTRATION-- >> HEY!

>> IN RELATION TO-- >> NO, I DON'T--

THEY DID THE SAME THING.

I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING-- "THE TIMES"?

WELL, THAT'S FAKE NEWS.

>> MESSAGED JUDGE-- >> NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

FAKE NEWS!

>> PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IN--

>> EXCUSE ME.

OH, I'VE HAD MANY.

THANK YOU.

THAT'S ENOUGH, PLEASE.

GOOD JOB.

>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

For more infomation >> How Many Times Can Trump Interrupt Women In One Press Conference? - Duration: 0:57.

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Is Nikki Haley Plotting A Coup Against Trump In 2020? - Duration: 4:14.

Conservative Washington Post columnist Jennifer Reuben has a new theory out there that's actually

pretty believable.

Her new theory is that Nikki Haley, Donald Trump's UN ambassador, might be planning to

resign from her position in the near future in order to actually run against Donald trump

in the primary for the 2020 nomination from the Republican party for the presidential

race.

So according to Reuben, it is entirely plausible.

Now, she's not saying this is 100% gonna happen.

But it's plausible that somebody like Nikki Haley would resign her position as the UN

Ambassador in order to run against Trump in 2020.

Now, believe it or not, you can go back through the archives here.

This is actually something that we had suggested not that long ago.

Nikki Haley has butted heads with Trump on a lot of issues.

Now, don't get me wrong.

She has agreed with Trump on more issues than not.

But on a few key items, she's actually been willing to butt heads with him and has shown

that she doesn't exactly agree with his style of governance.

She's certainly not a never Trumper.

But she's also not an always Trumper.

So she has already aligned herself and Reuben points this out in a very interesting position

to where the never Trumpers can't hate her because she's gone against him.

But the always Trumpers also can't hate because she's gone with him enough.

She has ridden that fine line perfectly, not to mention the fact being a woman could actually

increase the Republican party's chances of winning in 2020, even though I know they did

win white women in 2016.

But that phenomenon is not likely to carry back over into 2020.

We've seen how disgusting Donald Trump is, how he always, 100% of the time sides with

the accused instead of the accusers in sexual assault allegations.

So yeah, women, a little unhappy with Donald Trump right now.

Republicans could bring them back by putting in a strong person like Nikki Haley.

Now I agree with every single thing Nikki Haley has to say about politics and policy.

But I'm not going to deny the fact that she is a strong woman and a strong leader.

I just don't like where she is leading us.

Difference there.

Nonetheless, I think it's incredibly likely.

It may not be Nikki Haley, but I do think Trump's going to be a primary challenger.

It may come in the form of a John Kasich, who did not do very well in the 2016 primaries.

But hell, he'll give it another shot.

It could be a Nikki Haley type.

It could be a Ted Cruz if he's desperate enough.

But either way, I think Trump is in for a big fight as long as, obviously, he's still

in office and able to run again in 2020 because that's the biggest wild card there.

If something were to happen, if Donald Trump gets impeached or resigns from office before

the 2020 election, that's when things are gonna get interesting because I think Haley

would absolutely try to challenge Pence, tie him to Trump and then she could very easily

become the first female president of the United States.

Kasich, a more moderate, but still closeted racist Republican, could defeat a Mike Pence

in a primary, get the nomination and then if the Democrats put up somebody as weak as

they did last time, it's likely Kasich could win.

Then we'd see the same policies we see today just in a much more polite wrapper.

Same thing with Nikki Haley, same thing with Mike Pence.

They're not gonna change the policy.

They're just gonna change how it's presented to the public.

Nonetheless, Trump's in for a very hard fight from this point forward, especially if Democrats

take back Congress in this year's midterms and there's really no scenario under which

Donald Trump comes out of all of this unscathed at this point.

For more infomation >> Is Nikki Haley Plotting A Coup Against Trump In 2020? - Duration: 4:14.

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Colbert Interviews Trump's New White House Attorney - Duration: 6:17.

WITH SO MUCH GOING ON THIS WEEK IT'S EASY TO FORGET THAT THE

PRESIDENT IS STILL AT THE CENTER OF TWO FEDERAL INVESTIGATIONS

AND HIS LEGAL TEAM HAS BEEN IN CONSTANT DISARRAY.

TRUMP'S PERSONAL LAWYER, MICHAEL COHEN, IS NOW COOPERATING WITH

MUELLER.

HE'S FIRED ANOTHER LAWYER, JOHN DOWD.

HE PUSHED OUT WHITE HOUSE COUNSEL DON McGAHN.

AND HIS FORMER LAWYER TY COBB RETIRED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH

HIS ENCHANTED TEDDY BEARS.

( LAUGHTER ) SO DONALD TRUMP KEEPS HAVING TO

HIRE REPLACEMENTS.

IN FACT, NEARLY A DOZEN LAWYERS ARE CURRENTLY HELPING THE

PRESIDENT, WHILE ONE IS DEFINITELY HURTING THE

PRESIDENT.

( LAUGHTER ) AND THESE NEW ATTORNEYS FACE A

HUGE AND UNUSUAL CHALLENGE.

THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON, BECAUSE IT'S NOT CLEAR IF

TRUMP HAS GIVEN THEM A FULL ACCOUNT OF KEY EVENTS HE'S BEEN

INVOLVED IN.

AND FORMER LAWYER MR. DOWD LEFT THEM FEW NOTES OR FILES ABOUT

THE CASE.

ALTHOUGH HE DID LEAVE THIS WELCOME MESSAGE ON THE WALL.

VERY NICE OF HIM.

LOVELY HANDWRITING.

>> Jon: OH, MAN.

>> Stephen: LOVELY HANDWRITING.

SO, APPARENTLY, TO WORK ON TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM, YOU HAVE TO

BE WILLING TO TAKE ON A CASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND FOR A CLIENT

WHO WON'T TELL YOU WHAT HE DID AND WHO MIGHT FIRE YOU AT ANY

MOMENT.

WHAT KIND OF LAWYER WOULD BE WILLING TO DO THAT?

TO FIND OUT, WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE

NEWEST MEMBER OF DONALD TRUMP'S DEFENSE TEAM.

PLEASE WELCOME ATTORNEY TED MORGAN.

THERE MORGAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME,

STEPHEN.

>> Stephen: MR. MORGAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US.

THIS "MR. MORGAN" STUFF, THAT SOUNDS TOO FORMAL.

MY FRIENDS CALL ME "MORG."

>> Stephen: I ASSUME SHORT FOR "MORGAN."

>> OH, YEAH, SURE.

THAT, AND I USED TO PICK UP CLIENTS AT THE MORGUE.

>> Stephen: GOOD TO KNOW.

SO WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE PRESIDENT'S

LEGAL TEAM?

IT MUST BE TENSE OVER THERE.

>> IT'S ACTUALLY VERY COOL.

IT'S THE PERFECT LOW-KEY GIG UNTIL THE SKI RESORTS OPEN UP

AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, IT'S PERFECT.

>> Stephen: BUT-- YOU WORK AT THE SKI RESORTS?

>> OH, NO, NO.

I JUST HANG OUT BY THE HOT CHOCOLATE MACHINE WAITING FOR

SOMEONE WHO GETS BURNED AND WANTS TO SUE.

( LAUGHTER ) PLUS, YOU GET THE FREE CHOCOLATE

YOU KNOW.

BUT YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT.

THAT CHOCOLATE'S HOT.

>> Stephen: SO CAN YOU TELL US YOUR STRATEGY AS A MEMBER OF

THE PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM?

>> NO, NO, STEPHEN, NOT SO FAST, MAN.

I BELIEVE IN SOMETHING CALLED, "ATTORNEY-CLIENT PRIVILEGE."

>> Stephen: OKAY, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REPORTS THAT YOU DON'T EVEN

KNOW THE DETAILS OF THESE INVESTIGATIONS?

>> OH, YEAH, WELL I ALSO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING CALLED

"ATTORNEY WHAT THE CLIENT DID PRIVILEGE."

BASICALLY, THE LESS I KNOW ABOUT TRUMP, THE MORE I THINK HE'S

INNOCENT.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: THAT MAKE SENS.

SO THAT MEANS YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE CASE?

>> I FIND YOU USUALLY PICK UP THE IMPORTANT DETAILS AT THE

MISTRIAL.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: DOES IT BOTHER YOU

THAT YOU'VE BEEN LEFT COMPLETELY IN THE DARK?

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

THAT JUST GIVES YOU FRESH EYES, YOU KNOW?

I LIKE TO LOOK AT A TRIAL FROM EVERY SIDE.

I'VE BEEN A LAWYER, I'VE BEEN A DEFENDANT, I WAS A BAILIFF, I

HOUSE-SAT FOR JUDGE JUDY.

HEY, I VOLUNTEER AS OFTEN AS I CAN FOR JURY DUTY?

>> Stephen: YOU VOLUNTEER FOR JURY DUTY?

>> YEAH.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU GET SEQUESTERED THEY PUT YOU UP IN A NICE HOTEL.

DID YOU KNOW A LOT OF THOSE PLACES GIVE YOU A FREE BREAKFAST

BUFFET?

YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THOSE PANCAKES, THOUGH, THOSE WAFFLES.

THEY'RE HOT.

>> Stephen: LET ME GUESS SOMETHING HERE, SIR.

DID YOU ALSO GET THAT BATH ROBE FROM THE HOTEL?

>> VERY PERCEPTIVE, STEPHEN.

THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP.

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF?

THAT JUDGES, THEY THINK THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO GET TO WEAR

ROBES.

YOU KNOW, IT'S A TOTAL POWER PLAY THESE GUYS ARE PULLING ON

US.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WELL, YOU'RE--

I'LL GIVE YOU A MOMENT TO CHEW, SIR.

>> GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE DEALING WITH SOME VERY SERIOUS

INVESTIGATIONS HERE.

HAVE YOU BEEN CONTACTED BY THE SPECIAL COUNSEL'S OFFICE?

>> TOTALLY.

I TALK TO MULLER ALL THE TIME.

I KEEP CALLING HIM UP TO ASK IF THIS STUFF THAT TRUMP IS DOING

IS ILLEGAL.

HE'S GOT A VERY GOOD EYE FOR THAT KIND OF THING.

>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT THE PRESIDENT?

DOES HE UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH LEGAL JEOPARDY HE'S IN?

>> OH, OF COURSE, STEPHEN.

TRUMP-- TRUMP'S A VERY SMART GUY.

WHEN I FIRST MET HIM, HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME AND SAID, "HOW'D YOU

SNEAK THAT MARGARITA IN HERE?" ( LAUGHTER )

>> Stephen: WAIT, HOW-- HOW DID YOU SNEAK THAT MARGARITA IN

HERE?

>> SEE, YOU'RE SMART, TOO.

( LAUGHTER ) YOU'RE NOT A COP, ARE YOU?

YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU'RE A COP.

>> Stephen: I'M NOT A COP, MORG.

WITHOUT KNOWING THE DETAILS OF THE CASE, ARE YOU POSITIVE YOU

CAN ACTUALLY WIN?

>> OH, I'M POSITIVE ABOUT WINNING.

I'M ALSO VERY POSITIVE ABOUT LOSING.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS STAY POSITIVE.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE

A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO'VE HAD YOUR JOB HAVE GOTTEN FIRED.

HOW DO YOU EVEN ADVISE TRUMP WHEN HE WON'T LISTEN TO HIS OWN

LAWYERS?

>> YEAH, WELL, THAT LAW STUFF'S NOT REALLY TRUMP'S BAG.

SO I JUST TOLD HIM SOMETHING I HEARD IN A MOVIE ONCE.

I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID, "DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR

ELEMENT."

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WHITE HOUSE ATTORNEY

MORG, EVERYONE!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STAY POSITIVE!

For more infomation >> Colbert Interviews Trump's New White House Attorney - Duration: 6:17.

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Official Trump @War: Full Movie - Duration: 1:16:34.

CNN TV Host: This is for anyone who may be taken aback by my comments. I don't really care if you

are. I hope you are. For years now, it has been, you know, two and a half years since

he officially entered the political arena.

TV Host: Donald Trump, congratulations. You have made this country a land where sleaze is not just

the language of politics, but the political environment itself.

CNN TV Host: His supporters made excuses, continue to make excuses for him. You also might want to do

some self examination. What does it say about you? That no matter what, you continue to

make excuses for this man, for his vile behavior, this sort of vile behavior. Doesn't that make

you just as bad, if not worse than him? And for all of you who over the last few years

have uttered that tired, lazy, uninformed, uneducated, ignorant response of calling me

and others who point out racist behavior, racist. You know what you can go do....?

F*** Trump.

Leftists: We don't want to f*****g hear from you. We got nothing to say to you. Get the f*** away

from us. We don't want anything to do with you.

It's f*****g over. The discourse is over. We have argued, we have pondered. The discourse

is over. We're not going to be polite anymore. We're going to fight back.

We begin with several developing stories here on a Friday night, first, the violent and

bloody

clashes outside.

violent scuffles ensued. All of this becoming a part of a pattern of unrest,

fueled by antagonism and divisive rhetoric. Kelly Burke is charged with disorderly conduct.

Investigators say she was screaming obscenities at a teenage girl, all because she was wearing

a t-shirt supporting president Donald Trump,

You're a piece of shit.

we are going to try to stop this.

Donald Trump's campaign is surrounded by controversy this morning after a weekend of chaos and

violence. It is a result of the culture of Trump supporters. We need a revolution.

Are you suggesting that the entire Trump vote was racist and by racists? I think, yes.

People of color who were attacked by their fellow citizens who feel emboldened to publicly

racist...because the president is.

His supporters, what does it say about you?

A terrifying night of violence as Trump supporters were attacked by an angry mob waiting for

them outside a Trump rally.

You

also might want to do some self examination.

Trump supporter got knocked around when a fight broke out.

you continue to make excuses where this man for his vile behavior. Doesn't that make you

just as bad, if not worse?

This is tough stuff. We're fighting a war.

(chanting) No Trump, no wall, no USA at all!

We are five days away form fundamentally transforming the United States of America.

Barack Obama had tried to fundamentally transform our country and I didn't understand yet how

far our country had gone, how much Obama had given away our nation. Taking a look at the

labor force participation rate, it's the lowest it's been in decades and has been on a steady

decline during the Obama presidency. Where the country was before Trump got into this

race was - it was a dismal economy. We're still living on the Obama economy and we're

in the worst shape we've been at the entire post World War II period. Unemployment was

high, people were downtrodden, people were disappointed, and we became the laughing stock

of the foreign policy world because we had an American president who is an apologist

for leading the greatest country in the world, and what we saw was this president, go overseas

and started bowing to foreign leaders and being apologetic for having the greatest superpower

the world has ever seen. What we needed was not a litigator. We needed a fighter. We needed

someone that understood this is a cultural war - that the left wants to undo our country.

They want to take down America.

(chanting) No Trump, no wall, no USA at all!

Trump said 'not on my watch.' Now is the time to fight and Donald trump is the man to do

it.

We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When

was the last time anybody saw US beating China. When did we beat Japan at anything? When do

we beat Mexico at the border? They're laughing at us. At our stupidity. The US has become

a dumping ground for everybody else's problems. The world right now is going (boom). Whites

are black. Trump's running for president, does gravity still work?

You're not going to be president, alright? Folks. Donald trump is not a serious person.

He might be leading the Republican ticket. (laughing) I know you don't believe that,

but I don't want to go on. Let's not mince words. Donald trump is a bigot and a racist.

I'm sorry. He's a racist. He's a belligerent, loud mouth racist. There is zero chance we'll

be seeing you being sworn in on the capitol steps with your hand on a giant golden Bible.

The very first thing I noticed about Donald Trump was when he came down the escalator

and he said, I'm rich.

I'm really rich. I'll show you that. By the way, I'm not even saying that in a bragging

way. That's the kind of mindset, that's the kind of thinking you need for this country.

I'm very, very, very, very, very rich and I want to show you how to get rich with me.

I am officially running for president of the United States

and we are going to make our country great again

So this began as 500 people in a ballroom in Phoenix.

And the hotel called us up and they said, please don't do it here. We're going to be

swamped. It's going to destroy the building.

We will make America great again.

It's been amazing and outside, sadly, we have thousands of people that can't get in,

we're going to do it. I love you all. Thank you very much everybody. Thank you. I love

you. Thank you. We're going to do it.

I think in the primaries, the candidates that were fielded by the Republican Party, it was

the best group of candidates that I've ever seen run for the Republican nomination and

it's one that Trump was able to dispense with very quickly and I think very easily and that's

because he connected to voters in a way that they didn't.

I was told by everybody, do not go to Iowa. You could never finish even in the top 10.

And I said, but I have friends in Iowa. I know a lot of people in Iowa. I think they'll

really like me. Let's give it a shot. They said, don't do it. I said, I have to do it,

and we finished second and I want to tell you something.

I'm just honored. I'm really honored

And there's a reason his support collapsed in the final days. You look at all the entrance

polls people decided in the last week, last two days, the last day they went to Rubio

and Cruz.

Donald trump is a here today, gone tomorrow. Candidate for president

Fox news can now project that Donald Trump win the republican presidential primary,

Because as entertaining as Donald Trump is, Donald Trump is a liar.

Ann, which Republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election? Of

the declared ones, right now, Donald Trump.

Donald Trump, the billionaire, the real estate magnate, will win the South Carolina Republican

primary.

There's not going to be a president Donald trump. CBS News is projecting that Donald

trump is the winner in the state of Florida.

So here you have two sides within the same party battling over who's going to be right

when this is all over.

Your words were 'among Hispanics, generally, trump pulls only slightly better than a**

cancer.' Well, I mean at least it's slightly better, right?

Trump claimed big wins in the south - a 22 point margin in Alabama, 14 point victories

in Tennessee and Georgia, with tighter wins in Arkansas and Virginia.

The RNC has booted national review from cosponsoring a Republican debate next month. This after

the Conservative magazine assembled a group of prominent pundits with a single goal - stopping

trump.

Donald Trump will never be elected president of the United States

He is not a typical politician.

Fans were flooding Trump events, turning out in record numbers.

People there were groupies. They would go to 7, 10, 15, 30 rallies. They travel around

the country to see him. They would wait in line for 8, 9, 10 hours in the rain and in

the snow. This evening, his last opponent dropped out. Trump is the republican party's

presumptive nominee for president. Donald trump is in fact the party's presumptive nominee.

And I could not be more proud tonight to present to you and to all of America, my father, and

our next president, Donald J. Trump.

Our convention occurs at a moment of crisis for our nation. The attacks on our police

and the terrorism of our cities threaten our very way of life. Any politician who does

not grasp this danger is not fit to lead our country. The crime and violence that today

afflicts our nation will soon, and I mean very soon, come to an end. Beginning on January

20th of 2017, safety will be restored.

What about our economy? Again, I will tell you the plain facts that have been edited

out of your nightly news and your morning newspaper. Nearly four in ten African American

children are living in poverty. While 58 percent of African American youth are now not employed,

2 million more Latinos are in poverty today than when President Obama took his oath of

office less than eight years ago. Another 14 million people have left the workforce

entirely. The most important difference between our plan and that of our opponents is that

our plan will put America first. Americanism not globalism will be our credo. The American

people will come first once again. Big business, elite media, and major donors are lining up

behind the campaign of my opponent because they know she will keep our rigged system

in place. My message is that things have to change and they have to change right now.

Every day I wake up determined to deliver a better life for people all across this nation

that had been ignored, neglected and abandoned. I have visited the laid off factory workers

and the communities crushed by our horrible and unfair trade deals. These are the forgotten

men and women of our country and they are forgotten, but then not going to be forgotten

long. These are people who work hard but no longer have a voice. I am your voice.

Unlike the massive crowd at the Trump rally, only 600 people showed up for Hillary Clinton's

rally last night in Iowa.

I knew things were changing because I would see the rallies in Ohio and Michigan and Pennsylvania

- which is supposed to be a blue wall.

I thought Donald Trump was one of the first politicians in a while who looked at voters

and saw them as

real people in concrete situations. People with real everyday problems and who saw them

as his fellow Americans, he kind of looked at them as part of a national family. That's

Donald Trump reminding the people of where it used to be a better country, where we had

manufacturing, where guys who worked in steel mills and coal plants were heroes of our country,

and now under the Obama years, those jobs would decimate it and he promised to bring

those manufacturing jobs back because middle America had been left behind

Today, on a very complicated and very difficult subject, you will get the truth.

The fundamental problem with the immigration system in our country is that it serves the

needs of wealthy donors, political activists, and powerful, powerful politicians. Let me

tell you who it does not serve. It does not serve you- the American people. It doesn't

serve you.

Illegal immigration costs our country more than $113 billion a year. Most illegal immigrants

are lower skilled workers with less education who compete directly against vulnerable American

workers. Only the out of touch media elites think the biggest problem facing American

society today is that there are 11 million illegal immigrants who don't have legal status.

To all the politicians, donors, and special interests - hear these words from me and all

of you today. There is only one core issue in the immigration debate, and that issue

is the well being of the American people.

We'll build it. We'll build who's going to pay for it?

You could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables, right?

The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic. You name it.

When Hillary Clinton called our voters and our supporters deplorable, I think it helped

change the dynamics of the entire race.

So what does she get out of criticizing a quarter of the country, presumably some of

whom she'd love to have vote for her?

We have the support of cops and soldiers, carpenters and welders, the young and the

old, and millions of working class families who just want a better future and a good job.

These were the people Hillary Clinton so viciously demonized. These were among the countless

Americans that Hillary Clinton called deplorable.

What Hillary Clinton has done here, she's created a community.

Our next guests are trump supporters who are embracing the deplorable label.

We wanted to show everybody that we're not deplorable, we're normal middle class women.

We don't win. We lose. We are going to start winning again. We're going to win with everything.

We're going to win so much. You are going to get so sick and tired of winning. I say

this kiddingly, but I love saying it. You are going to get so tired of winning. You're

going to say, please, please Mr. President, we can't take it anymore. The people of New

Mexico cannot take it. You're winning too much. We can't stand it. Please don't win

so much and I'm going to say I'm sorry. We're going to keep winning. We are

going to make America great again.

New polls just out tonight. Nationally, Hillary Clinton, after the first debate, now at 47

to Donald Trump's 42

Clinton is polling now at 49 percent. Donald Trump at 44 percent.

There comes a moment in every great endeavor when success or failure is determined by the

decisions you make under duress at a seminal moment. Donald Trump's moment came in October.

Billy Bush weekend was probably the most difficult weekend of the campaign. What was taking place

at Trump tower was the staff there was attempting to manage the president and come up with a

solution. Some people told the president to get out of the race and he was going to go

down and have the biggest defeat in our history, but what I knew about Donald trump was you

never backed down. You doubled down.

That 2005 access Hollywood tape wasn't just lewd remarks. Trump was literally explaining

a time tested strategy for sexual assault.

The swing voters have been these college educated white women who went from Mitt Romney by six

points, and in our last poll went for Hillary Clinton by 25 points. They last night, saw

nothing to bring them to Donald.

Can I just cut through? I have one thing to say, one thing only, and that is that this

race is over.

Basically, this was just gonna be a coronation now for Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump had

no shot.

An estimated 20,000 people turned out last night at a football stadium in mobile, Alabama.

New NBC News survey poll is out today. It puts Hillary Clinton up by 10 points over

Donald Trump. \

The first exit polls come out and the margin is so bad that there's basically not enough

votes left to go and make it up. We're going to lose everything and in CNN you can feel

the jubilation that the reporters are having.

You know what we haven't had in a presidential election in a long time - a real landslide,

and I don't want to oversell this here, but at least right now, in this moment, we're

seeing an interesting possibility in this presidential race.

It was funny because when I saw Florida come in and they refused to call it for Donald

Trump, I knew at that moment that CNN didn't want to call it because it would be the end

of it all. The result of the election hasn't been officially declared yet, so I knew what

that moment that the president had won. I did not think the swamp could be beaten. I

did not think that the Hillary Clinton machine could be beaten. I did not think that Donald

Trump would beat them.

The biggest surprise of the night, but if I had to say secondary to that, it would definitely

be in the response of all the pundits and the pollsters as they saw their whole brand

just melt around them when they were proven 100 percent false on everything that they

have been saying for the last six months.

And all of a sudden at like 10, 10:30 at night, I know Trump's going to be the president elected

of the United States and I've got to go back on CNN and it was an amazing feeling. You've

won, so act like you've won.

I think. I think Donald Trump is going to go on tonight. I think he's waiting for Hillary

Clinton to call him and concede this race and then he's going to make a very gracious

speech which says, I want to be the president of the entire United States I want to bring

everyone together. I don't think it's outrageous. No candidate in modern American politics has

ever run a wire to wire, first place campaign. We went in first place and we never looked

back.

We are going to make this decision now, the Fox News decision desk has called Pennsylvania

for Donald Trump. This means that Donald Trump will be the 45th president of the United States.

There are demonstrations in major American cities across the country tonight over the

election of Donald Trump. Tens of thousands marched in the streets across the United States

on Saturday. Protests held in big cities such as Los Angeles, New York, and Chicago. But

in Portland, Saturday night it turned violent.

People filling the streets in America's cities protesting president elect Donald Trump. Crowd

set fires, blocked freeways, and gathered at Trump's buildings all across the country.

You're awake by the way. You're not having a terrible, terrible dream. Also, you're not

dead and you haven't gone to hell. This is your life now. This is our election now. This

is us. This is our country. It's real.

Washington Post is now reporting that a secret CIA report concluded that Russia intervened

in the 2016 election to help Donald Trump win the presidency. The most important thing

to understand about what happened in 2016 is that it wasn't about a man, but it was

about a message and a platform. Both left and right had betrayed the nation. The GOP

didn't understand that Donald Trump won despite the republican party, not because of the Republican

Party.

When he took this country over in January 20th, 2017, we were in real trouble and we

still are.

I attended the inauguration with my wife who was going to become a citizen just a month

later. She had never heard a politician speak like this and she mentioned that this is going

to be a presidency like we'd never seen before. And when you listen to that inauguration speech,

you understood, that he was getting ready for battle.

We will reinforce old alliances and form new ones and unite the civilized world against

radical Islamic terrorism, which we will eradicate completely from the face of the earth.

And after that speech, we got a preview of exactly what the media was going to do in

terms of coverage of Donald Trump and calling it dark and evoking nazi-ism and saying all

the most horrible things that you can say about an inauguration speech.

When he said today, America first, it was not just the racial, I mean the Hitlarian,

the background to it.

This American carnage stops right here and stops right now.

The media can't resist it. Why could they not resist comparing folks to Nazi Germany

or Hitler?

From this day forward, it's going to be only America first. America first.

We want to hear that message of America first, however it carries with it overtones from

the 1930's of an anit-semitic movement saying, we don't want to get involved in Europe's

war. It's the Jews' fault in Germany. The words themselves carry very ugly echos in

our history.

Finally, we must think big and dream even bigger. In America, we understand that a nation

is only living as long as it is striving. We will no longer accept politicians who are

all talk and no action. Constantly complaining, but never doing anything about it. The time

for empty talk is over. Now, arrives the hour of action.

President Trump signing executive orders in his first few days in office.

Just moments ago in the Oval Office, as he did signed two executive orders. One, to officially

ease the burden on Obamacare. American worker hiring freeze except the military, what does

that mean, Mark?

Alright, it's about, you know, saying that there should be no more civil servants in

the federal government, that they're not going to grow the size of the government with federal

workers.

What do you make of the signing of these executive orders and the president withdrawing the United

States from TPP? Well, he's making good on a lot of campaign promises. What he's trying

to do here is followed through on a promise to take action on day one. We're gonna move

on now to the chaos, confusion and anger growing in the wake of president Trump's immigration

ban.

Overnight outrage from coast to coast. This is not about religion. This is about terror

and keeping our country safe. There are over 40 different countries worldwide that are

majority Muslim that are not affected by this order.

What we did was focused on - instead of religion - danger, the areas of the world that create

danger for us.

Besides the opposition media, now that Donald Trump holds the most powerful seat in the

world, he is faced with opposition from all sides. The Democrats, 'never-trumpers' inside

his own party, and the so called deep state. You know, people call the deep state or the

administrative state or entrenched political class. These are the people who are making

millions off the political system in the United States. Washington is a swamp and it's filled

with people, Republicans and Democrats, who don't have the country's best interest in

mind, and these are the people who oppose Donald Trump because he has his own people

working against them. They're not part of the solution. They're part of the cabal, they're

part of the swamp and they're part of the problem.

Trump needed the time to learn how the swamp works. All of us want the swamp drained, but

you cannot drain the swamp without actually knowing how it works first, and that's the

same thing with progressivism. You can't pull it out by it's root if you don't understand

how it got there in the first place.

The Democrats are suffering from a massive identity crisis and haven't been able to get

their hands around the fact that they lost to Donald Trump, which has created a political

vacuum in this country that

the mainstream media has jumped in to fill and they just can't get over the fact that

they lost. So right after the election's over with, we start getting all these stories about

Russian collusion.

We can't really see anything of collusion. We are at a point where many people in the

American public see this investigation, uh, for what it is, a way to take down a president.

And if it isn't collusion, they'll pivot to something else that has nothing to do with

collusion, and the blind partisans, and particularly people in the media will just run with that

narrative.

The have phony witch hunts going against me. They have 'everything' and you know what,

all we do is win, win, win.

I don't think the people of the United States wanted an investigation. I think this was

an investigation brought on by a conspiracy of people within the entrenched political

class in Washington to get rid of Donald Trump. Now that I've been through my own sit down,

it becomes very obvious to me that this isn't about Russia collusion. It's about getting

Donald Trump. Despite the media's desire to hype the Russian collusion narrative, Donald

Trump has kept his focus and has managed to secure a number of important victories in

less than two years.

If you look at what this president has been able to achieve in the first year, historic

tax cut, the repatriation of money sitting overseas, African American unemployment, Hispanic

unemployment - record lows because of what this president's policies are. He stayed laser

focused on the things he said he would do, on the tough calls on the Paris climate accord,

on the Iran deal, on moving the embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, on staring down the

trade agreements that have been terrible for our country, on crushing Isis. People didn't

understand the importance of small business in this country for 30 some odd years. Nobody

had really addressed the needs of these small business owners. Here we had an opportunity

to make that change for these small business owners needed that help to be able to actually

make a change for their own businesses as well.

Since the election, we have created 2.4 million new jobs. It's something I'm very proud of.

African American unemployment stands at the lowest rate ever recorded.

Unemployment for Hispanics hit an all time record low and June and new polls showing

that Trump's approval rating among Hispanics rising rapidly.

Not only because of the tax cuts, but because the deregulation that he has forced through

the stroke of his pen, he has removed the government boot off of small businesses' neck.

We've seen big companies and small companies alike who are saying because of the policies

of this administration, the first year and a half, we're growing our business. Our economy

is moving in the right direction. That alone would be enough for any other president to

secure a reelection right now. You couple that with the success that he's had in getting

a Supreme Court justice on the court, more federal bench justices than any president

in his tenure at this point ever in history. You look at the conservative Heritage Foundation,

they say in his first year, uh, Donald Trump has done about 64 percent of our mandate for

leadership. So we were quite encouraged and for anyone who doubts whether or not we have

a conservative president, we in fact do.

I've been astonished to watch what it looks like when you see the speed of business versus

the speed of government, the speed of action versus the speed of promises. Donald Trump

is a businessman who has unleashed the climate of business in this country. He has said,

I believe you know how to spend your

money better than the government does. I want to cut your taxes so you can invest in your

own life. You can invest in your employees, you can invest in your business. I'm going

to reduce regulations. So that small business that doesn't have an army of accountants and

lawyers and litigators and lobbyists, they're on a level playing field with those big guys.

They play very well and cozy inside the rigged system, but Donald Trump understands he wants

equality of opportunity, not equality of outcome. We can unleash the engines of capitalism.

He has unleashed the miracle of free market economics because as a businessman, he understands

that that's how you unleash the promise of America.

Today I want to talk about how to grow the African-American middle class and to provide

a new deal for black America.

We are now seeing unemployment rates that are below four percent and in fact, if you

even look more specifically at unemployment rates amongst Latinos and amongst blacks,

it is now at historic record levels in terms of lows. This is unbelievable. This administration,

frankly has done more for the Hispanic community, for the black community than probably most

other administrations have in the past.

Well, at the beginning of the Obama years, especially within the black community, we

were all excited that America had proven that it was able to get past this racist background.

And we were excited about being able to elect the first black president. We thought for

sure he would do things specifically to help the intrinsic and intransigent problems within

the black community. The high unemployment rate, the black on black crime.

Shooting violence has gotten so bad in Chicago that gun fights are breaking out now at existing

crime scenes and even with police in close proximity.

You got shots fired over here.

And then as he got settled into office, the cloud of disappointment began to settle in

within the black community, members of the black caucus could not get a meeting with

the first black president. He never addressed the black unemployment rate, and that's when

the bottom fell out of our support for President Obama.

And one of the things that unfortunately with the Obama administration, truly people believe

that the American dream was dead.

What the black community is looking for is a reason to change their habits. And I think

that's part of the reason that President Donald Trump came onto the scene.

Entrepreneurship. That's the bedrock. That's the gateway drug into the black community

- it's through our entrepreneurs. And if we make sure we have a vibrant entrepreneurship

class within the black community, that's going to go a long ways to solve a lot of the turmoil

you see in the inner city, number one. Then number two, education. Because if you have

a good education and you're optimistic and hopeful, now you go to school, get education

where this college or vocational. Then you have a a flourishing entrepreneurship class

that has a job waiting for you. They need you because their businesses are growing so

fast.

But now what we're hearing again, that optimism is sky high. People are investing back into

their businesses because they believe that the American dream now is now achievable once

again.

That deal is grounded in three promises: safe communities, great education and high paying

jobs,

And the moment you reach out to them and you start taking them seriously as business men,

you're going to actual conservatism come into the picture. Actual ideas come into the picture.

I will also propose tax holidays for inter city investment, a new tax incentive to get

foreign companies to relocate in blighted American neighborhoods, and they will do that.

It will be worthwhile. It's called incentive. They will do it.

Uprooting progressivism and getting it out of our country so we're not on the brink of

democratic socialism.

I will produce and I will get others to produce and we know for a fact it doesn't work with

the Democrats.

There is a lot at stake at this moment right now, and if Donald Trump chooses capitalism

and chooses that fight, at this moment, I think you change the entire trajectory of

this country for what progressives have done the last hundred years.

They want to kill not only our civilians all over the world. And it is going to be stopped.

It's going to be stopped. Somebody criticized me the other day because they asked me what

I'd do and I said, I'm going to bomb the shit out of them.

I don't care. I don't care. They've got to be stopped.

The most underreporting story of 2017 was the decimation of the caliphate that is Isis

in Syria and Iraq. 98 percent of that caliphate has now been destroyed. President Trump as

a candidate said that we'll bomb the hell out of them, and he got ridiculed for that.

Well, where are we now? We see a caliphate that's decimated. Yet most people wouldn't

even know that 98 percent of that caliphate is destroyed because simply it's not being

reported.

There have been hundreds of modern jihadi organizations that wished to bring back the

caliphate that was dissolved after WWI, but every single one of them failed. All of them

failed until a group called Isis, reestablished the caliphate.

President Obama, warns that the fight against Islamic state will take time. The president

went to the Pentagon for a briefing with the country's top military commanders. He called

the fight against Islamic state a generational struggle.

This will not be quick, it's a long-term campaign. ISIL is opportunistic and it is nimble. Many

places in Syria and Iraq, including urban areas, it's dug in among innocent civilian

populations. It will take time to root them out.

Meaning your children, my grandchildren, would have to fight these jihadis decades from now.

Donald J Trump and his administration with a focus on the physical caliphate, compressed

Obama's generational war into the span of four months until the caliphate was no more.

We've made tremendous strides obviously in Syria with Isis. We've taken back virtually

all of the

caliphate, all of the land. Same thing in Iraq, and we're making tremendous strides

- it's sort of the unwritten story right now. President Trump phrasing the news and Isis

has lost 98 percent of the territory it once held, with half of those victories coming

since he took office. Just last year, Isis controlled area in Iraq and Syria, the size

of Ohio. Look at that on the map. Take a good look at it and now we're going to show you

what exists today. This is the remaining strongholds that are there. A small area along the border,

so big accomplishment. I'll never forget seeing the black flag of ISIS fly over Fallujah,

Ramadi, Samora, other towns that Americans had fought to liberate, and when we saw that,

the images were jarring, but the response was infantile. Barack Obama called them the

JV team.

In January, President Obama told the New Yorker magazines' David Remnick, that Isis, which

was then still considered a part of al Qaeda fighting in Syria, was like a JV basketball

team.

We're not here to play games. We're not here to build schools. We're not here to hand out

soccer balls. We're here to put a rifle round between the eyes of Isis, to drop a MOAB on

their face and make sure they never come back to this earth, and here we are now and the

Isis Caliphate has been destroyed. That's the kind of leadership I want - is the commander

in chief laser focused on destroying the enemy? Where are the front page headlines? Where

are the deep dive stories about the lives that were saved? Where's the talk of the courage

of Iraqis? Of Kurds, of Syrians, of Americans putting their life on the line so that ISIS

dirt bags can be put into the dirt. Of course, those stories aren't told because those stories

would would amplify the success of a commander in chief that this media hates.

The Iranian regime is the leading state sponsor of terror. It exports dangerous missiles,

fuels conflicts across the Middle East, and supports terrorist proxies and militias such

as Hezbollah, Hamas, the Taliban, and Al Qaeda. Therefore, I am announcing today that the

United States will withdraw from the Iran nuclear deal.

The Iran deal is another example of the president making a promise. He said that this is the

worst deal in history, that we're going to get out. Barack Obama was was more than foolish.

He was reckless, ideologically reckless in America's security and pursuing that deal.

They were foolish enough to think that if we gave the Iranians billions of dollars of

pallets of cash, the ayatollah is over there. The radical Islamists would give up their

nuclear weapons, stopped their ambitions to chant death to America and wipe Israel off

the map. Except everything we've seen since we signed that horrific deal is they've only

funded their military operations more. You've only exported more Islamic terrorism in the

region. They've only sought to expand their influence, undermine America, and undermine

Israel in the process, and thank God we have a president who stepped up and said, that's

not a deal worth making, let alone a deal worth keeping.

America will not be held hostage to nuclear blackmail. We will not allow American cities

to be threatened with destruction and we will not allow a regime that chants death to America

to gain access to the most deadly weapons on earth. Today's action sends a critical

message. The United States no longer makes empty threats. When I make promises, I keep

them.

The new provocation from North Korea - what could be the most dangerous yet. A new missile

launch being called a breakthrough, a successful test of an intercontinental ballistic missile,

possibly capable of reaching Alaska. North Korea's official statements celebrating the

launch, promising to root out what they see as the US threat.

If you remember, August of 2017, we were on the verge of world war three. North Korea

was lobbing missiles over Japan, was threatening Guam, had nuclear capabilities, and the president

said that Kim Jong Un and the North Korean people will be met with the fire and fury

like the world has never seen. The United States has great strength and patience, but

if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy

North Korea. The media was apocalyptic, said you can't speak to North Korean leaders like

that. You can't use that sort of language. You're going to get us into a war and instead

it was a language, it turns out, that Kim Jong Un actually understood. And he began

to acquiesce and he began to stop testing missiles.

North Korea will not find security and respect through threats and illegal weapons. We will

work with our friends and allies to stand up to this behavior and we will redouble our

efforts toward a more robust international nonproliferation regime that all countries

have responsibilities.

They accelerated toward a nuclear bomb under the Obama administration because they saw

it as their opportunity. Ironically, that's the number one issue Barack Obama said he

was handing to Donald Trump to solve on the world stage and what has president Trump done?

He's forged a path to solve it, but he didn't play by the consensus games of Washington

DC. Never once did intelligentsia crowd say, you know what you should do - you should tell

Kim Jong Un fire and fury is coming his way. You should tell Kim Jong Un, he's going to

get a bloody nose if he tries it again. You should ramp up troop deployments, ramp up

military exercises, maximize the pressure, utilize China to put pressure on North Korea,

and here we are. We're getting actual action on the Korean Peninsula.

And now we have all sides talking and people are talking about Donald Trump, of all people,

winning a Nobel Peace Prize. Republican congressmen, Luke Messer launching an effort to nominate

president Trump for a Nobel peace prize. That could end up being his legacy, that could

end up being his biggest accomplishment as president if he is actually able to denuclearize

the Korean peninsula.

In the Kate Steinle murder case, the illegal immigrant Garcia Zarate, who killed Kate Steinle

on that pier in San Francisco, was acquitted just a short time ago, of murder and manslaughter

charges.

When Donald Trump took that escalator down in Trump tower, as soon as he honed in on

immigration, I knew that he was speaking to an America that had been told that they weren't

allowed to talk about these issues, that they were verboten, that they had to be censored

in public discourse for the sake of social cohesion. Donald trump was having none of

it. Donald trump stood on that stage and said some of the most extraordinary and true and

revelatory things about mass migration.

But I speak to border guards and they tell us what we're getting and it only makes common

sense. It only makes common sense. They're sending us not the right people. It's coming

from more than Mexico. It's coming from all over south and Latin America and it's coming

probably, probably, from the Middle East.

Let me tell you something the mainstream media will never tell you tonight. It was San Francisco's

sanctuary city policies that killed Kate Steinle. Our campaign was outlined immigration, and

that means stopping illegal immigrants from coming into the country. The notion of a wall

on the southern border, which had been proposed years before that the senate had voted on,

including Hillary.

it will secure our borders with technology, personnel, physical barriers, if necessary,

was now a controversial idea, is absurd. When we went out to the American people and the

president

started talking about bringing our jobs back under the Obama years, those jobs were decimated

and he promised to bring those manufacturing jobs back because middle America had been

left behind.

We will bring our jobs back, Sean. We're going to bring our jobs, as sure as you're sitting

there, we're going to bring our jobs back into this country.

If we don't have a wall, we don't have a country, and if you don't have a border, you will have

a perpetual problem exploited by the worst of the worst. By MS 13, by drug runners, by

sex traffickers, by violent gangs. All of these groups who have created problems across

our country that then left wing politicians give sanctuary to.

Reaffirming its reputation as the sanctuary city of all sanctuary cities, San Francisco

is doubling down on its defiance of federal immigration law.

To me, the border wall is as close to an immigration litmus test as there exists, find me a politician

and ask them what they think about the border wall and if they say, 'well, maybe we need

it, maybe we don't,' they still don't get the idea of immigration today. They still

don't get the idea of a nation state. They still don't understand how central it is to

the future of our country. People who really don't believe America should have borders,

people who see immigration as simply a factor of production, who see immigrants as future

social security tax payers and nothing else. People who don't send their kids to public

schools where 14 or 17 languages have to be taught and the Latin kings are battling it

out with MS 13 over the turf and driving out African Americans whose ancestors had been

there for 100 years. America has never been a race, a gender, a social class. It is a

set of ideas that we have perpetuated, but it starts with the rule of law. Without the

rule of law, everything else falls apart. Without the rule of law starting on our border,

we don't have a country.

When I talk with a lot of my friends in the congressional black caucus privately, I chastise

them. How can you be black and you're supporting amnesty for those in the country illegally.

When then at the same time you complain about the high unemployment rate in the black community.

So your solution is to bring in cheap labor? Really? The black folks I talk to do not support

amnesty for illegals. Even most of the black liberal democratic staffers I know and talk

to, privately, they don't agree with it, but they are terrified to go public and say they

disagree with it. Why pay an American engineer $150,000 a year when you could import them

and pay them $80,000 a year? We need to get back to putting Americans first and not worry

about trying to be president of the world, which we had eight years of that. Now we have

a president that's singularly focused on if it's good for America, then it's good for

the world. That's a total paradigm shift. What president Trump is doing with this issue

of illegal immigration is resonating the black community. What we have to do is do a better

job of giving these people a microphone to talk about how they feel about that issue.

I don't believe there's a bigger geopolitical issue that threatens American security directly

than the rise of China.

America is the most powerful nation the world has ever seen on every metric. Nevertheless,

there is one nation that has both the desire and the potential to displace us. They see

their culture is better than anybody else's, and they see the last hundred years as an

anomaly, as a humiliation by the west. What we have today is a modern day economic super

power. The Chinese today are becoming more Communist. They're becoming more oppressive

at home. They're becoming more expansionist

internationally. China's goal is to diminish the United States at all costs because China's

rise and ultimately China's world domination is to make sure that the United States is

defeated and they're doing everything in their power by using information means, as well

as supporting America's enemies, stealing America's technology. The amounts that have

been stolen by the Chinese have just been extraordinary in the trillions of dollars

of valuable US technology, and they're using that technology to build up their military

as well as their diplomatic, economic, and intelligence infrastructures.

Once you work in the White House, once you have access to the intelligence of the most

powerful intelligence community in the world can provide, you tend to see things differently.

I came to realize that the only truly strategic long term threat that America faces is in

fact from China. China has a plan to displace us by the hundredth anniversary of the Chinese

Communist Revolution in 2049.

2049 is the 100th anniversary of the People's Republic of China. In 2021, they want territory

integrity, which means they want Taiwan, they want the south China Sea. And then in 2049

they want to overtake the United States.

The flash points between the United States and China are clearly in the Pacific. The

South China Sea, which sees 5 trillion in trade annually, has been militarized and literally

taken over by the Chinese in a covert operation to build small islands throughout the sea

and begin militarizing them with missiles. Any of these three flash points could erupt

into a regional conflict unless the United States takes major action to push back against

this Chinese hegemonism.

Mr. Xi, ,for years, he was a very cautious guy. He understood how to climb up in China.

To climb up the communist ladder, you first have to be harmless. People are not afraid

of you. You're not in anybody's way, but when he got to power, now he's showing his true

colors. We see him using Mau's language, we see him raise issues like what Mau raised.

Xi Jinping comes from a veteran family. Both his parents are communists, high ranking leaders.

He grew up in that environment, so when he came to power, he had a mission to defend,

to restore, revive the communist party, to make it become stronger, to glorify the communist

party. China is definitely a totalitarian regime because it controls everything. China

is control. Everybody's thinking, everybody's social behavior and everybody's speech. And

not a single regime in history can have such a total control over its people. The totalitarian

machine, the whole country is a police state.

They have developed a strategy, the one belt, one road strategy, and they've developed a

doctrine called unrestricted warfare to undermine us in indirect ways, specifically economic

warfare and political warfare and the development of military technologies that leap frog over

conventional military technology development.

It's actually a stalking horse for the Chinese ideology of Chinese communism, socialism with

Chinese characteristics. They're building up countries around the world. And with that

comes the Chinese economic model as well as the Chinese authoritarian and communist system

and the United States again, is at a loss to try and counter this. China basically has

no oil and therefore they're heavily dependent on Middle Eastern oil. So they're looking

for ways to control the oil coming out of the Persian Gulf in the Middle East and make

sure that they can secure that.

I think president Trump perhaps is one of the smartest presidents we have had and his

engagement with China - I think as a businessman first, he understands personal relationship.

He made president Xi say

one thing: that the United States of America have a thousand reasons to be friendly to

each other, and have zero reasons not to be friendly. Actually, we have plenty of reasons

to be friendly. But president Trump establish a personal relationship. In Chinese politics,

if you have a personal relationship, you can always, you know, have some leeway. On the

other hand, if you don't stand firm for your national interests, they despise you. So actually,

president Trump won a lot of respect from the Chinese leaders and Chinese people.

We've lost 70,000 factories since China joined the World Trade Organization, and you've seen

that, you've heard about it. 70,000, the World Trade Organization, another one of our disasters,

but this election, the American people voted to end the theft of American prosperity. They

voted to bring back their jobs and to bring back their dreams into our country. That's

why I'm here today. In just a few moments, I will be signing a buy American and hire

American executive order. You haven't heard about that a long time in this country. With

this action, we are sending a powerful signal to the world. We're going to defend our workers,

protect our jobs, and finally put America first.

Donald Trump was one of the first politicians to recognize the threat from China. He broke

with the business community and that he wasn't going to go along with business as usual by

ignoring China's aggression in the south China Sea and other areas, ignoring China's human

rights abuses. Donald Trump has made a sea change in the US approach to China. He's made

China the top threat along with Russia. He has made protecting American economic security

one of the highest priorities. Again, this trade and interaction in the past was based

on the false notion that trading with China would have a moderating influence on its behavior

and president Trump was the first to recognize that this has totally failed and that a much

tougher approach is needed.

We're going to be fulfilling another campaign promise by taking firm steps to ensure that

we protect the intellectual property of American companies and very importantly of American

workers.

No, mark my words. If the 21st century is not an American century, the 21st century

will not be a free century, and I'll tell you this, the Chinese, the Communists, believe

the future is there's. That their economy and it's central planning is the future that

their military will eventually overtake America's and they they do not believe that our will

is strong enough to confront them. They believe America is a declining power that free peoples

and capitalism inevitably implodes and that central planning and dictatorship and communism

is the way of the people. If we do not stare down China, not just on trade, but on their

military ambitions, the 21st century could be a Chinese century, and that means it sure

is not a free one.

The deplorables know that they've been doing the heavy lifting for a long time. They're

the guys from the small towns across America whose parents have the nine to five jobs make

just enough to get them off to college, but infuse in them the values that matter the

most. Love your country. Be willing to fight for things greater than yourself. Earn a paycheck

because there's dignity in work, and you know, raise a family that perpetuates that into

the next generation, that loves America. So the deplorables said, the way I give to my

country is to give the way the previous generation did.

You know in November we have so much actually at stake, so much to lose. The Democrats,

they actually are saying vote for us and we will raise your taxes.

What can you do? But raise taxes.

You're used to hearing the Democrats say, vote for us. We'll give you free stuff here

and free stuff there. Our small business owners right now, their optimism is sky high because

they believe that these are the tax cuts that they're going to be facing in the future,

but I'll tell you now that we're hearing a little bit of concern now because they're

asking the question, what happens if they go away?

You raise the issue of taxes Trump raised. Let's talk about it.

What's too high for the top personal rate? It's not about a number. That's what negotiations

are all about.

Yes, we will come up with that rate. But it'll be a damn lot higher than it is right now.

This is Armageddon.

Is 50 percent, obviously, too high?

Look, there was a time in a very prosperous America where the top marginal rate was well

above 50 percent.

Previously, you'd been asked if a 92 percent marginal rate is certainly too high and you

said no. So. how high are you willing to go?

Not One Democrat voted to cut taxes, not one.

And just as I promised the American people from this podium 11 months ago, we enacted

the biggest tax cuts and reforms in American history.

The November 2018 elections are absolutely critical to see this president's agenda continue

to move forward. This election, if it is an election about the success that our country

is facing, Donald Trump wins and the Republicans keep and expand their majorities both in the

Senate, and in the house. If this is a localized election where the Democratic candidates are

running away from Nancy Pelosi and the leadership of the Democratic Party then the Democrats

are going to do very well. We have come up with a lot of solutions, but we have democrats

that don't want to approve anything because that's probably, they think, bad for the election

that's coming up. What Democrats are very good at doing is they go into their districts,

they campaign and say one thing. They come to Washington DC and they do the exact opposite.

That's what is on trial. That is what we are talking about. The November election.

Donald trump is definitely on the ballot in every race across the country. You're either

with an agenda, a reform agenda of Washington that is with the people to make government

smaller and more effective and to return more money into the pockets of the American taxpayer

or you're with those in the beltway that want to grow government, grow the size of its regulation,

and to keep imposing itself on our lives.

Tell me what the Democrats are running on. What's their platform relative to the black

community? Just think about the impact of voting Democrat and having several prominent

black liberals, sharing major committee. If you don't think elections matter, all I say

is when you wake up this morning, think of chairman Maxine Waters sharing the financial

services committee. That should scare you to vote Republican right there.

I don't think there's been a midterm election this important, in my lifetime, because the

Democrats want to take us back to taxes, into the regulatory states and in largely the politicization

of everything. One of the reasons the economy is doing well now is because the president

is getting the boot of government off the necks of business people and farmers and people

that make things, grow things and build things.

And the government released its gross domestic product report for the second quarter this

morning. It showed the US economy grew 4.1 percent from April through June. That's the

best showing since 2014.

The democratic policy of America have wasted the first year and a half of the Trump presidency

attacking him on nonsensical issues because they think firstly they control the media.

They think secondly, they control the culture and so their ideas will pervade. Their ideas

will filter down necessarily no matter what. They don't rule the roost. They have no answers,

so they resorted to racism, xenophobia, and all these other things.

The Democrats have nothing to run on in November. What platform do they have? Are they going

to vote on: Let's bring ISIS back? Let's get rid of the $5 million job bonuses that have

been created by the tax reform? Shall we not build the wall? They can't run on this. The

2016 election was a peaceful political revolution and it was historic.

I have a whole list of accomplishments that the group behind me have done in terms of

this administration and this Congress, but you've heard it before. We are making America

great again.

But 2018 is even more important than the election of the president. The whole make America great

again agenda relies upon seven more years of this administration being able to bring

us back to where we should be. So yes, without a doubt, this election cycle is about the

highest stakes possible for our nation.

There is a lot at stake in November for the American public and it really comes down to

one question, which is, who do you actually best believe deserves to make the choice for

you? Do you make the choice for yourself or do you allow the government to actually make

the choice for you?

2018 is another election about Donald Trump. What they want to do is shut up the deplorables.

They want to shut you up because you know what? They're scared of it. They are scared

of what he's done. They're scared of the economy that he's created. It scares them that our

allies in the world love us and trust us more than ever because they were supposed to hate

this president, according to the elite media. They are terrified of president Trump because

they're terrified of you and your values.

There's a new Gallup poll that shows president Trump's ratings are on rise and 90 percent,

in fact, of his party supports the president. That's the second highest rating in modern

history for the GOP.

What is glaringly obvious is that the left and the opposition party in the media, they

do not have any answers against the make America great again agenda. They don't have any policy

solutions. They know that Trump is on the rise out there in the polls because he's doing

what he was elected to do. He's delivering jobs. He's securing the border. Even his foreign

policy, probably the greatest foreign policy we've seen in decades. 2018, therefore, represents

a vote for Donald Trump or vote for impeachment of Donald Trump because they cannot defeat

this agenda at the ballot box.

If the Democrats win the midterms, they are going to go after Donald Trump for impeachment.

The only thing that could run on is hatred and the impeachment of the president, it is

a foregone conclusion, but if they lose the house and the Senate impeachment proceedings

will begin almost instantly.

We have some real big issues that we're going to be losing on. One is infrastructure, which

was another big campaign promise. Building the wall is going to be imperiled, and depending

on what happens in the Senate, the whole judicial nomination could come to a complete and grinding

stop. We're going to have some Supreme Court vacancies that are going to determine the

future of this country for the next 50 to 60 years. Those are critical nominations and

they need to get confirmed by the Senate when they're made and if we lose, if the Democrats

take the Senate as well, we're going to lose all those judicial nominations.

And that's why we must do everything in our power to block this appointment. Let's take

a page out of Mitch Mcconnell's book and not have a vote on this until the midterm elections.

If they take the house, we will have a divided, impotent government where nothing gets accomplished.

It will be ugly and horrible even beyond the ludicrous and dishonest impeachment hearings,

which manifestly corrupt Democrats will be conducting in the full light of day with everyone

knowing that it's purely a partisan exercise.

I don't respect this president. I don't trust this president. He's not working in the best

interests of the American people. His motives and his actions are contemptible and I will

fight every day until he is impeached.

We have to keep the house because if you listen to Maxine Waters, she goes around saying we

will impeach him. We will impeach him. Then people said, but he hasn't done anything wrong.

It's time for his agenda to be enacted fully and we need the midterm elections to stay

with the Republicans for that agenda to continue. Otherwise you're going back to more regulation,

more taxes and more state control from an Obama-Clinton approach to government.

Going out in 2018 is like going out in 2016 or going out in 2020. This is a referendum

as to whether or not the forgotten man will be remembered and whether or not the deplorables

will still be heard and whether or not we live in a system where a duly elected president

is allowed to do his job. The president is unstoppable. What he did when he ran for president

wasn't done for money and it wasn't done for fame. He will never give up, but he's only

one man. For the last 30 years, our nation has been covered in an ice blanket of political

correctness that froze solid, the media, the arts, and politics. We allowed that blanket

to fall, but then two years ago, along came a man, the kryptonite of political correctness.

I will always put America first.

And like an ice breaking ship, he slammed into that ice and broke a pathway and freed

that sea lane up. But if you understand the physics of icebreaking, when that tungsten

hull rides down on that ice, and breaks it free. If you don't have a flotilla of ships

that comes in right behind the ice breaker, in real life, what happens? The ice comes

around the bow around the hull of the ship and then almost instantaneously re-knits itself,

and it closes off that water

America must create the flotilla. Every single person who is proud of what has been achieved

must come

to be part of that flotilla, to be what the military calls a force multiplier for the

president. The stakes of the next election are even bigger than the one that changed

the face of the nation.

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Tweets with Beats ft. Common: Trump on Brett Kavanaugh - Duration: 1:29.

-Here's how this works.

Everything I say is from an actual tweet

by President Trump.

But Tariq and I are gonna need a little help,

so here to give us a hand is a Grammy Award-winning rapper.

Give it up for Common, ladies and gentlemen!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ah, you're the best, buddy. Good to see you.

Come on. [ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Now once again, these are real tweets and real beats.

[ Laughter ] Ready to start us off, Tariq?

-Let's go. -Here we go.

♪♪

-♪ So the Senate's got questions for this Kavanaugh guy ♪

♪ But Trump's like ♪

-Why didn't someone call the FBI?

-♪ Got no time for vetting no time for reporting ♪

♪ Like when we was with Stormy ♪

-Speed is very important!

-♪ But I think Trump might want to see an optician ♪

♪ 'Cause instead of accusations he tweets ♪

-False acquisitions.

-♪ Said whatever the accuser said happened didn't happen ♪

♪ Said that ♪

-Behind the scenes the Dems are laughing.

-♪ But then he hears them laughing over at the U.N. ♪

♪ And goes ♪

-People are excited about the USA again!

-♪ Late to his own speech then he runs on longer ♪

♪ Talking how he's ♪

-Getting bigger and richer and stronger!

♪ Two years in office he's perfected the pattern ♪

♪ Said the news is fake and ♪ -Facts don't matter.

-♪ Now he said it before and the message is firm ♪

♪ America, please ♪ -♪ Vote in the mid-terms! ♪

-We have a great show tonight! Common!

Give it up for The Roots right there!

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FLOTUS Melania Trump Takes a Solo Trip to Africa - Duration: 4:55.

-Great show tonight.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Paul Giamatti is here tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

Paul Giamatti.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Common is here tonight. We have Common.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And we've got magic

from "America's Got Talent" winner, Shin Lim.

Yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah, and after yesterday's Senate hearing,

hopefully he can make everyone in Washington disappear.

That would be fantastic.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Speaking of leaving Washington, I saw that next week,

First Lady Melania Trump is going to Africa

on a humanitarian visit.

When she gets there, people will be like, "How can we help you?"

[ Laughter and applause ]

But I heard that Africa will be Melania's first big solo trip

as First Lady.

In response, Donald was like, "I love 'Africa.'

It's my favorite song by Toto."

[ Laughter and applause ]

"I bless the rains.

I bless the rains down in Africa."

Speaking of the president, he just wrapped up

his week here in New York

after coming to town for the U.N.

You can tell he really enjoyed being back in the city.

In fact, check out this video he released.

♪♪

-Start spreading the fake news.

It's fake. Phony. Fake.

I'm leaving today.

Today.

I don't want to be a part of it.

I'm leaving now, and I'm getting out of New York.

I'm getting the hell out of here now!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Go back!

Some TV news.

I saw that for the first time,

Canadians are now eligible to compete on "Survivor."

[ Audience "Oohs" ]

Which will be great until they all

politely vote themselves off.

Like, "Sorry, sorry."

Hey, guys, listen to this. You probably haven't heard this.

Alaska Airlines might start giving out

virtual reality headsets to first class passengers.

Yeah. [ Audience "Oohs" ]

Meanwhile, if you're in coach,

they just duct tape an in-flight magazine to your forehead.

It's still fun.

[ Applause ] "It's like I'm there!"

This is interesting.

I heard that IHOP is now making their own beer.

[ Audience "Oohs" ]

It's perfect for people who think Waffle House beer

is just a little too trashy.

[ Laughter and applause ]

I read that Taco Bell's breakfast menu

is pretty popular,

but nobody is ordering their coffee.

Probably because drinking coffee after eating Taco Bell is...

[ Laughter ]

It's like dropping a pack of Mentos into some Diet Coke.

You know what I'm saying?

-Whoa!

[ Applause ]

-And Dunkin' Donuts is changing their name to just Dunkin'.

This has some loyal customers nervous

about what else is changing about the stores,

so we thought we'd put people's minds at ease

and let you know all the things

that are not changing at Dunkin'.

For instance...

Next up...

[ Laughter ] And finally...

New name. Same old Dunkin'.

You see this?

You can now take at-home STD tests.

Health care experts say it's perfect

for anyone who likes to panic in the comfort of their own home.

[ Laughter ]

Also, a new study found that hand dryers in bathrooms

spread more germs than paper towels.

[ Audience murmurs ]

And the makers of hand dryers said,

"But don't forget, we also don't dry your hands."

[ Laughter ]

But the news is so crazy lately, sometimes it feels like

the stories are just made up,

like someone just blended a bunch of them together.

So we took some real headlines and blended them together

to see if the new stories

were any crazier than the actual news.

Here's the first example. If you blend the stories...

You get...

[ Laughter and applause ]

Next up, if you blend the stories...

You get...

A little bit better than...

-[ As Dr. Phil ] How's that working out for you?

-Next up, if you blend the stories...

You get...

[ Laughter and applause ]

And here's the last one here.

If you blend the stories...

You get...

-Hey!

-That's not much crazier than the actual news.

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