Saturday, September 9, 2017

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JOHN YANG: In the day's other news: Late today, President Trump signed the bill to spend more

than $15 billion in Harvey relief.

The House had given its final congressional approval earlier in the day.

The legislation also raises the federal debt ceiling and funds the government through early

December.

It's part of a deal President Trump made with Democrats earlier this week.

And much of Southern Mexico spent a tense day after a powerful earthquake struck in

the middle of the night.

It hit the Pacific coast, killed at least 60 people and turning hundreds of buildings

into rubble.

Nick Schifrin has our report.

NICK SCHIFRIN: In the dead of night, the ground shook so hard, the centuries-old buildings

crumbled.

This was once Juchitan's city hall.

It's now cut in half, and collapsed.

Old structures stood no chance against the strongest earthquake in nearly a century.

Rescuers frantically tried to save victims.

And beneath all that rubble, survivors were trapped alive, at least four under this building

alone.

City councillor Pamela Teran begged for help.

PAMELA TERAN, City Councillor (through translator): Please, the most pressing need we have right

now is to assemble enough people to help us.

We need volunteers to come and help us.

We need more people to come and help.

NICK SCHIFRIN: The nearby hospital also collapsed.

Doctors triaged victims in the streets, and used the lights of cell phones to stitch up

the wounded.

By dawn, heaps of rubble had replaced a once proud neighborhood.

The mayor called this the city's most terrible moment.

The 8.1-magnitude quake struck just before midnight off Mexico's Pacific coast.

Hardest hit were nearby Oaxaca and Chiapas states, but the ground shook as far as the

capital, Mexico City, more than 650 miles away.

There, tremors lasted for nearly a minute.

Panicked residents huddled in open streets.

WOMAN (through translator): It was horrible.

I never felt something so ugly.

It was small at first, but then it started shaking a lot.

Once we went downstairs, it shook even stronger, and it felt like we were being wrung like

clothes in a washing machine.

That was terrible.

NICK SCHIFRIN: In Mexico City, local TV showed firefighters beginning to clear collapsed

buildings.

Already, there have been 20 aftershocks.

And there may be more to come, warned Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto.

ENRIQUE PENA NIETO, Mexican President (through translator): We have asked the population

to be on alert.

It's probable there will be another.

NICK SCHIFRIN: The earthquake preceded a natural disaster Mexico could forecast, and is bracing

for, Hurricane Katia and 110-mile-an-hour winds are expected make landfall early Saturday.

Back in Juchitan, the damage is daunting.

But even as the destruction was still fresh, a resident found a Mexican flag and made sure

it could still fly.

A city whose center has been destroyed is now promising to rebuild.

For the "PBS NewsHour," I'm Nick Schifrin.

JOHN YANG: In Myanmar, there is word that, in the past 24 hours, another 100,000 Rohingya

refugees fled into Bangladesh.

The U.N. reports that makes 270,000 in two weeks.

They're running from army attacks in mostly Buddhist Myanmar.

Today, thousands of Muslim protesters gathered in Jakarta, Indonesia, demanding that Myanmar's

government stop the violence.

Hundreds more in the Philippines demonstrated outside Myanmar's embassy in Manila.

The U.S. Supreme Court will have to decide if grandparents of people already in the United

States are exempt from President Trump's travel ban on visitors from six mostly Muslim nations.

The administration has interpreted an earlier high court ruling to mean that grandparents

and other close relations are not exempt.

But, on Thursday, a federal appeals court in San Francisco disagreed.

And on Wall Street today, the Dow Jones industrial average gained 13 points to close at 21797.

The Nasdaq fell 37 points, and the S&P 500 slipped three.

For the week, the Dow and the S&P lost a fraction of 1 percent, and Nasdaq was down a little

more than 1 percent.

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Document details scrapped deal for Trump Tower Moscow - Duration: 1:02.

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The Trump Infrastructure Plan – Sell It All To Corporations And Let Them Profit From It - Duration: 4:04.

One of the more, I guess, ambitious things that Donald Trump talked about relentlessly

on the campaign trail was the need to invest in American infrastructure.

Now, this was one of those talking points that he would throw out there that actually

did get some liberals and some independents saying, "You know what?

That's actually a really good idea."

Because it is a really good idea.

But like most things, a lot of us didn't believe him for one second when he was actually going

to do this.

After all, the infrastructure has been crumbling since George W. Bush took office.

He did nothing, Obama did very little if anything at all, so why should we expect anything different

from Donald Trump?

Well, apparently, Donald Trump does have a close to one trillion dollar infrastructure

plan that he actually wants to put in action.

The unfortunate part of it is that it's going to make things so much worse here in the United

States.

Because Donald Trump's plan is not necessarily to spend on trillion dollars, sending construction

workers out there to fix our roads, and bridges, and buildings.

It's a one trillion dollar plan that basically involves selling off a lot of our public infrastructure

over to private corporations who can then repair it and then charge us for using the

things that we've been using our entire lives completely for free.

The things we paid for with our tax dollars.

That is Donald Trump's infrastructure plan.

He wants to privatize the whole damn thing, sell it to corporations, and then let them

charge us for using it.

Again, we've paid for it.

That's where our taxes go.

Those are our roads and our bridges.

We've been paying money for years to the government to fix them, not to sell them off to corporations.

This was actually what Mike Pence did as governor of Indiana.

They had a huge infrastructure problem, but rather than investing state money or asking

the federal government to come in, he decided to sell it off.

One of the biggest things, I believe, was interstate 69 running through Indiana.

He sold it off.

And the company that bought it, that took it over, did a horrible job rebuilding it.

And of course, people were then charged to use it.

Imagine having to go to work every single day using roads that you usually do, and then

suddenly you realize you've got to stop for a toll.

And then a couple feet further, there's another stole because there was another intersection

and more people got on it.

That's what we're looking at here.

Privatization here in the United States has never worked.

When the federal government tries to privatize something or use a private company, these

government contracts to come in and do something instead, it hasn't worked out.

It hasn't worked out since the Civil War.

That's why we have key Qui tam laws in the United States because military ... The US

government, excuse me, has been getting ripped off by contractors since at least the Civil

War.

It's a system that never ends.

Any time a corporation sees that they can get their hands on a lucrative government

contract worth billions of dollars, they're going to jump at that opportunity, provide

the bare minimum in services, and pocket all of the rest of it.

And that is what Donald Trump wants to do with our infrastructure, an infrastructure

that is becoming dangerously inadequate, inept, and decrepit.

It needs to be fixed.

It doesn't need to be privatized.

Unfortunately, the only thing Republicans in this country know how to do is to sell

their problems to somebody else and let those other people make a killing off of it.

And then the Republican doesn't have to worry about it anymore.

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Trump's EPA Is Cutting Grants For Climate Research - Duration: 4:51.

To say that Donald Trump's Environmental Protection Agency has been hostile towards the environment

would be a very gross understatement, but what they have decided to do recently puts

them really at odds with the actual thing that they're supposed to be protecting, which

is the environment.

Donald Trump's EPA has decided that they're going to stop issuing grants to organizations

or individuals or universities that want to study the climate.

They want to study climate change.

They want to conduct climate research, and the Scott Pruitt led EPA is now telling them,

"Guess what?

We're taking back your funding and we're not going to issue any new grants to you to study

all of the horrible things that are happening in the environment."

So far, $2 million worth of grants that were supposed to go to public universities and

nonprofit organizations have been rescinded by the Environmental Protection Agency because

those grants were going to be used to study the effects of climate change.

I need to reiterate this fact right now, folks.

Hurricane Harvey happened less than two weeks ago in the state of Texas.

It intensified very rapidly, and scientists are telling us that that rapid intensification

was due to climate change.

The West, western part of the United States is on fire, sending [inaudible 00:01:28] of

smoke as far as east as New York and Kentucky.

Hurricane Irma is about to make landfall in the state of Florida as one of the most destructive

storms in the history of the United States.

So yeah, let's stop funding research into climate change, which is directly responsible

for each one of those three catastrophes that we have had in the span of two weeks.

We as a country have made a lot of advances in the field of sciences.

We have studied a lot of things.

We've invented cures for things.

We've invented vehicles and airplanes and all kinds of great things, and we did it because

we had a federal government that allowed us to do those things.

We have a federal government that is at the forefront of funding of medical research in

the world, and yet we still pay higher prescription drug prices than any other country on this

planet.

We have a federal government that subsidize renewable energy, but they subsidize fossil

fuels even more so that those things could stay alive and try to snuff out renewable

energy.

Our federal government at this point, instead of advancing us forward in the field of science,

they're taking us backwards.

They're literally taking money away from organizations that want to study the way the world is working

now because they don't want to know.

That's what's at the heart of this.

The Trump administration doesn't want to know.

They don't want to see the truth.

They don't want to accept the truth, and they don't want anybody else out there to know

it either because a dumb down American public is more likely to vote Republican than a public

that understands the catastrophic threat that climate change poses to this country, and

that's what the EPA's trying to do here.

They want to keep burying their heads in their sands, not even realizing that the tide is

starting to come up and cover those holes of their heads.

We don't have a whole lot of time left to study climate change, folks.

We are seeing the effects of it today.

We saw them yesterday.

We saw them two weeks ago.

We're about to see them again in a very big way in a few days.

How many more disasters, how many more catastrophes, how many more deaths do we have to suffer

before the Trump administration and the entire Republican Party understands that climate

change is not a partisan issue?

It doesn't stop happening because we have a climate change denier in the White House.

Climate change is coming regardless of who's in power, regardless of how much money corporations

give to politicians, regardless of the banter and the bickering.

It's happening and it's time for the Trump administration to admit that, so that we can

move forward and jump back to the front lines of the scientific research that's going to

be absolutely necessary to help fend off the pending catastrophes.

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Nancy Pelosi Gets Trump to Tweet, Patriots Lose to Kansas City Chiefs - Monologue - Duration: 4:38.

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Trump's Pick To Head NASA Has No Background In Science - Duration: 3:04.

BUT MAYBE THE SCARIEST RUSSIA

STORY OUT THERE RIGHT NOW IS THE REVELATION THAT RUSSIA-LINKED

HACKERS BREACHED 100 NUCLEAR AND CONVENTIONAL POWER PLANTS

JUST THIS YEAR, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THE PALO VERDE NUCLEAR POWER

STATION'S EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH WAS DON.

( LAUGHTER ) SO FAR, THE HACKERS' INTRUSIONS

HAVE BEEN GATHERING INTELLIGENCE: TECHNICAL

DIAGRAMS, REPORTS, PASSWORDS, AND CRYPTO KEYS.

"CRYPTO KEYS," BY THE WAY, WAS ALSO THE TITLE OF MY

ALL-SYNTHESIZER CONCEPT ALBUM.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

, OF COURSE,-- IT WAS THE 80s.

>> Jon: I LIKE THAT ALBUM!

>> Stephen: OF COURSE, EVERY HACKER GROUP NEEDS A COOL NAME,

AND THIS BEING RUSSIA, THEY WENT WITH "ENERGETIC BEAR."

"ENERGETIC BEAR--" YOU MIGHT REMEMBER HIM AS THE MOST

SEXUALLY ACTIVE CAREBEAR.

WE MIGHT HAVE MADE THAT UP, FOR LEGAL REASONS.

NOW, SO FAR, ALL THESE HACKERS HAVE DONE IS POKE AROUND.

BUT SOME EXPERTS FEAR THAT IT'S THE FIRST STEP OF A PLAN TO

CAUSE ELECTRICAL BLACKOUTS.

BUT WITHOUT ELECTRICITY, I WON'T BE ABLE TO WATCH THE NEWS AND--

PLEASE, GOD, HACK OUR POWER PLANTS!

( LAUGHTER ) I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE JANUARY

20th.

( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP HAS JUST

NAMED A NEW HEAD OF NASA, OKLAHOMA CONGRESSMAN JIM

BRIDENSTEIN.

BRIDENSTINE, OF COURSE, WAS SHORTENED AT ELLIS ISLAND FROM

"BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN."

( LAUGHTER ) BUT-- BUT-- HAD A NATURAL THERE

FOR A WHILE.

LOOKED VERY NICE.

HERE'S THE DEAL: BRIDENSTINE DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT HUMANS ARE

CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE.

INTERESTING.

THE GUY WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE IS THE ONE WITH

EASY ACCESS TO SPACESHIPS.

"EVERYTHING'S FINE.

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU KEEP FIGHTING THOSE STORMS.

I'LL BE IN THIS ESCAPE ROCKET."

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, CRITICS POINT OUT THAT

BRIDENSTINE IS NOT A SCIENTIST OR AND ENGINEER, THOUGH HE WAS

INVOLVED WITH A ROCKET-POWERED AIRCRAFT LEAGUE.

THINK NASCAR, BUT WITH ROCKET PLANES.

THAT SENTENCE, "THINK NASCAR, BUT WITH ROCKET PLANES," IS THE

LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH IN NORTH CAROLINA.

( LAUGHTER ) AND WHILE BRIDENSTINE WOULD BE

THE FIRST HEAD OF NASA WITHOUT A SCIENCE OR ENGINEERING

BACKGROUND, DO NOT WORRY, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO NPR, HE'S A

BIG FAN OF THE MOON.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

GREAT!

BIG FAN OF THE MOON!

WHY NOT?

SO HE'S JUST AS QUALIFIED AS MY DOG.

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Trump Just Permanently Made America Great Again While Media Was Looking The Other Way | Top Stories - Duration: 1:59.

Trump is one smart man and he's taking full advantage of the fact that the media and his

other detractors assume he's an idiot.

While they continue to focus on Russia, fuel division by inciting Antifa violence and try

to say he isn't helping hurricane victims (which is totally ridiculous), he is quietly

and with efficient laser focus, changing the country to ensure his promise to

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

He is doing this by re-designing the Federal courts.

For instance, the 9th Circuit court has continually stamped down Trump's travel ban, his plan

to keep our country safe from terrorists.

Trump is working to change that, though.

He just named more judges to sit on the Federal appeals courts, where, for example, there

are now 4 vacancies on the 9th Circuit.

He has named Ryan Bounds to that court, a federal prosecutor with great credentials,

who served in the Bush administration.

He also just named Gregory Katsas to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit.

Mr. Katsas currently serves as deputy White House counsel.

In Trump's White House, of course.

He, too, has a stellar reputation.

I can't emphasize enough how important what Trump is doing in U.S. courts while no one

is paying attention is.

Our courts have more power over our lives than most people realize on a day to day basis.

They shape the laws under which we live every single day.

As an attorney, I am keenly aware of how important our judges' personal political views are

on cases, no matter how objective they may try to be.

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JUST IN: Senate Just REJECTED Trump's Hurricane Relief And Passed Something EVEN BIGGER - Duration: 1:35.

It looks like President Donald Trump has inspired the people in Congress to go the extra mile

for the people they represent.

Remember how Trump just negotiated that Hurricane relief package of $8.9 Billion with the Dems?

Yeah, not anymore…

Don't get me wrong, the Hurricane relief package with no political games attached that

Trump got us was passed.

However, the Senate change the amount to $15 Billion.

The measure passed 80-17.

Not only that, but Trump managed to get EVERY Democrat and most Republicans to vote with

him on it.

This is an absolutely unprecedented display of bipartisanship and it is ALL thanks to

the leadership of President Trump.

When the first Hurricane Relief bill was proposed, the Republicans wanted taxes attached and

the Dems wanted DACA attached.

Trump put his foot down and said, "No Way!"

He was not gonna let the American people, his people suffer for some stupid political

games.

He took Pelosi and Schumer to his office and within no time he had them all agreeing to

put America First.

What happened today is a lesson America needs to learn.

We can work together to achieve great things if we put our country before ourselves.

Help share this out and let the world see what winning looks like.

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Mexican President Has A Message For Trump (VIDEO) - Duration: 3:21.

DONALD TRUMP APPARENTLY ALREADY HAS A CHALLENGER IN THE

2020 ELECTION, AND IT'S A LONG TIME EXTREMELY VOCAL CRITIC OF

HIS WHO ALSO JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF MEXICO,

VICENTE FOX.

HERE'S A VIDEO ANNOUNCING HIS CANDIDACY.

THIS AD WAS PAID FOR THE BY

THE GHOST OF DONALD TRUMP'S DEAD

DAD, WHO IS LOOKING UP FROM HELL WITH SHAME IN HIS EYES.

SUPER DELUXE DID THAT, GIVE THEM CREDIT, WE PUT THE LINK TO

THE ENTIRE VIDEO --

THERE'S WAY MORE.

JAYAR HAD TO DO HIS BEST EFFORT TO CUT THAT DOWN SO WE

COULD FIT IT IN THE SHOW, BUT I WANT TO ALSO GIVE ALL THE CREDIT

IN THE WORLD TO VICENTE FOX WHO IS THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF A

VERY LARGE COUNTRY WHO WAS WILLING TO DO A COMPLETE BALLS

TO THE WALL VIDEO UNLIKE I'VE EVER SEEN FROM ANY WORLD LEADER

BEFORE.

FROM ANY WORLD LEADER?

I DON'T THINK ANY WORLD LEADER HAS EVER

DONE ANYTHING APPROACHING THAT.

MAYBE A GAG REEL FOR THE

CORRESPONDENTS DINNER.

OBAMA WAS ON BETWEEN TWO FERNS, I GUESS.

THAT WAS

AMAZING, I WATCHED IT ON MOBILE AT FIRST SO I MISSED ALL THAT

STUFF IN THE BACK, LIKE THE PEE TAPE AND THE FAKE TIME MAGAZINE

COVER.

WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO.

BRILLIANT JOB, THANK YOU, VICENTE, AND HOW MUCH BETTER OFF

WOULD WE BE WITH HIM AS PRESIDENT?

I REALLY HOPE DONALD TRUMP WATCHES THAT.

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Hollywood Hack Jennifer Lawrence Blames Trump Voters For Recent Hurricanes(VIDEO)! - Duration: 5:52.

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Zuckerberg, Trump, Breitbart, And, Similarly, Clowns - Some News - Duration: 7:44.

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- Hello, I'm a newsperson and here's some news.

It's being reported that Mark Zuckerberg's company,

Facebook, sold $100,000 of political ads

during the 2016 US presidential campaign

to fake Russian accounts.

And after flipping a coin to decide if this should be

about Russia's influence on our election

or about Zuckerberg being the worst,

we're proud to introduce our new segment

called Zuckerberg 2020, but sarcastically.

Great job, Mark.

You're really bringing the country together

with your bubble-enforcing data-mining

ad-centric social network that didn't fix its fake news

problem because it was worried about losing profit.

Zuck 2020, I mean it.

Here's some news, the president got a do-over

for his Hurricane Harvey relief photo-op

in Texas when, sorry, breaking news,

Hurricane Irma has formed and is, sorry, breaking news

Hurricane Jose has, sorry, breaking news,

Hurricane Katia has.

Can we just put a pin in this onslaught of record-breaking

hurricanes for, just, a (beep), second.

So President Trump got to visit Texas again,

and as conservative talk fellow

Charlie Kirk pointed out, here are the photos

the Mainstream Media won't show you.

Photos he found on these Main Stream Media outlets.

But to be fair, there is a lot of focus on embarrassing

or dumb or cruel or bat (beep) things that Trump does

instead of on the good things he's done, like,

you know, the thing.

Do we have a clip?

- No.

- Worth a shot, so let's check out some of these pics

the lamestream greedia won't show us.

Here's one of him holding an object near a truck.

If only there was video of it oh good there is.

There he goes.

Loading the item in the back of the pickup, nope,

handing it to the driver, okay.

Telling the driver to have a good time, cool, that's normal.

Handed another item by someone who could just put it

in the truck but there he goes, into the back, nice, yeah.

Another box into the back, yeah.

One more from that person,

to that person, to the president, into the back.

All right, look around a little bit for a thing to put in.

Up, there you go buddy, one more.

There's a lot more room, but nope,

he just says, you're all set.

And let's wrap it up with a.

- That's good exercise.

- And just a reminder to call the number on your screen

to order our five-tape set of Presidential Exercise videos,

like Get Handed Four Items By Four Different People

Near A Truck, or Footage Not Found.

Some News, brought to you by Exercise.

Exercise, something that the president literally

thinks depletes a human's finite amount of energy,

which humans do not have.

But that was unfair, pointless mockery

of our very dumb president.

It's funny that he signed a wall in a gym,

but it doesn't matter.

Who cares, the important stuff that the lamestream greedia

won't tell you is that the president is going

to donate one million dollars to these charities.

Pretty cool, considering he has a well-documented history

of saying he'll donate to charities but doesn't.

Like that one time he went to a charity event,

didn't donate anything, snuck up onto the dais,

sat down, got his picture taken, and then left.

That happened.

He also has a history of implementing policy he contradicts.

Like cutting the interior and education budgets

by billions but donating thousands to them,

or claiming climate change is a hoax

while trying to build a sea wall at his golf resort

because of climate change, or cutting FEMA's budget

and then donating to help disaster relief,

and so here's a brief segment called,

You Know You're The President, right?

Hey, buddy.

You're the president.

You can fix some of these problems by doing,

like, president stuff.

Anyway.

Later the president went to North Dakota

during three hurricanes and gave a speech

about climate, nope, tax reform.

Also oil, coal, fossil fuels in general, and pulling out

of the job-killing Paris Climate Accord,

which is about climate change,

which the president thinks is a hoax

created by the Chinese, which if true seems

to be going really well for them.

Maybe if we called Climate Change Freedom Weather

he'd take it seriously.

Let's see, how else does the president suck.

- Me cares!

We cares?

Anyway, here's some news, since very serious man John Kelly

became White House Chief of Staff,

the president has become upset that his daily news

has fewer Breitbart articles, perhaps

because it reinforces his racist views,

but that's unfair, let's take a look at a Breitbart article.

Here's one about all of the crimes committed

by people staying here under DACA,

citing 2,139 people being arrested for a crime.

To illustrate these tax-paying DREAMers,

Breitbart originally used a photo of notorious gang MS-13.

Because DREAMers are gangs.

The photo was later changed and the really good

Breitbart article failed to mention that 2,139 people

arrested for crimes out of 800,000 DREAMers

is about one out of 374, and in America,

one in three citizens have been arrested by the age of 23.

This concludes our segment,

Get The Smart President More Honest

Breitbart Articles To Fuel Is Good Opinions.

What a clown person.

Hey, speaking of (beep) clown people,

according to the clown president

of the World Clown Association, the new evil clown film

It is hurting the clown industry.

According to one clown, it all started

with the original It, and Pennywise is not a clown

and has nothing to do with pro clowning.

Not to be confused with Extreme Pro Clowning

or Mixed Martial Arts Clowning.

Anyway, this clowndemnation has been going on for some time.

First with American Horror Story,

and later when real life creepy clowns assaulted people

last year, prompting one clown to throw

a Clown Lives Matter march like

that's not totally messed up.

Here's the thing, clowns.

I did some clown Googling, and it seems

that your World Clown Association admitted

in 2014 that the clown industry has been

on a decline since the early 2000s.

And according to the clown secretary of the prestigious

clown institute Clowns International,

modern birthday clowning is being replaced by princesses,

pirates, and superheroes.

In other words, the clown industry is hurting regardless

of the creepy clown stereotype,

a cultural idea that has existed since Ancient Rome.

It didn't start with a book in the 80s.

Clowns are historically sinister.

The most famous real life clown is famous for killing

at least 33 people.

Clowns are the coal industry of birthday parties.

Their industries have been caustic from day one.

But instead of admitting that, they point gloved fingers

at critics while refusing to recognize modern

improvements like superheroes or solar power

or natural gas or pirates.

The longer they ignore the real problem,

the harder the industry will crash into oblivion.

Get over it, clowns.

It's time to move on, look.

Anyone can clown.

It's (beep) easy.

Now it's time for you paleface monsters to put on

a Batman cowl and do some pushups.

Or, if it's easier, believe in climate change

and then carry a few items handed

to you by four people near a truck.

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Robert Mueller's Russia Investigation Targets Donald Trump Inner Circle | The Last Word | MSNBC - Duration: 7:37.

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Laura Ingraham Bluntly Explains Why Republicans OWN Trump's Democrat Deal(VIDEO) - Duration: 8:23.

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Shields and Gerson on Trump's deal with Democrats, DACA's demise - Duration: 12:56.

JOHN YANG: From hurricanes to wildfires, natural disasters have drawn the country's attention

away from the political storms in Washington this week.

But rest assured, we will bring you up to speed now with the analysis of Shields and

Gerson.

That's syndicated columnist Mark Shields and Washington Post columnist Michael Gerson.

David Brooks is away.

Gentlemen, welcome to you both.

We had the unusual scene this week of a bipartisan leadership meeting in the Oval Office, and

the president cuts off his own treasury secretary as he's making a recommendation and agrees

with the opposition party on this debt ceiling, on a short-term C.R. and Harvey aid.

Michael, what do you make of all this?

MICHAEL GERSON: Well, it's just a massive shift.

It wasn't that long ago they were talking about putting the wall on the debt relief.

And so it's a huge change.

I think that, you know, the art of the deal is easy when you surrender.

That book wouldn't sell very well, but it's true.

And he signaled surrender, not just on this issue, but somewhat on DACA and somewhat on

the whole issue of debt, the debt ceiling, trying to get that out of American politics.

So it was a firestorm for Republicans.

They're wondering, is this the new world?

JOHN YANG: Mark?

MARK SHIELDS: I'm not sure it's the new world, but I am sure that, if I were Mitch McConnell,

I would be seething with anger, the Republican Senate leader, because what Donald Trump did

to him and to Paul Ryan , the speaker, was cut them off at the knees.

They had to go back to their respective caucuses and tell them, no, they weren't going to take

the position that they in fact had endorsed and told them they were going to take on the

debt ceiling and the continuing spending resolution, but, in fact, they were going to follow the

advice embraced by the president of Chuck Schumer, the Democratic Senate leader, and

Nancy Pelosi, the House Democratic Well, .

So, if you're McConnell, just taking it from his perspective, he's trying to hold on to

a Senate majority going into headwinds of 2018, which doesn't look like a good Republican

year, and he's got a president who is not helping him in that sense.

He's got to have something he can point to that the Senate has accomplished.

The last, best hope, or only hope, actually, is probably tax cuts for their supporters

and their admirers.

And without the president, he can't do that.

And so he has to bite his tongue, bite his lip, and any other part of his facial extremity

that he can and swallow hard, because he just -- he was really diminished by this.

MICHAEL GERSON: Yes, I think we Republican leaders look pathetic, though, in a certain

way.

They were livid, according to the reporting, on that three-month debt increase.

They weren't livid on nativism.

They weren't livid on misogyny.

They were not livid on serial lying.

I think that it makes them look like they have kind of a moral center problem, that

this is what the final straw is, is a difficulty.

Also, they have given a lot.

They have given their standing.

They have given their -- almost their political character for nothing so far.

MARK SHIELDS: I agree.

MICHAEL GERSON: I mean, they have literally gotten nothing.

And tax reform may not even happen, and if it happens, it might be a scaled-back version.

So they have give an whole lot for very little in return.

MARK SHIELDS: You're absolutely right, Michael.

But I would just add that that one picture that came out of that meeting of Donald Trump

and Chuck Schumer each with their hands on the other's lapels and shoulder, you could

almost see them -- kind of Trump was in his element, trash-talking to Schumer.

And I knew you.

You were from James Madison High School in Brooklyn, and Schumer to him saying something

like, Donald, you're from Jamaica, Queens.

Who are you kidding?

And it's not a continuing relationship, but there's a chemistry there that isn't present

with either McConnell or Ryan.

Ryan is a choir boy to Donald Trump.

He's a darling of The Wall Street Journal editorial page.

He's never had a relationship with McConnell.

I agree, but -- I agree with what Michael's point is.

What were the words of Charlie Sykes, the Republican talk show host from Wisconsin who's

a friend of Paul Ryan's?

He said, quoting "A Man for All Seasons," Paul, you know, for whales, you have traded

your soul, but for a tax cut, you have traded your soul.

And I think there's a lot of truth to that.

MICHAEL GERSON: He's a diminished figure.

MARK SHIELDS: Yes.

Yes.

JOHN YANG: Chuck Schumer, who he called the chief clown, and is now...

(CROSSTALK)

MARK SHIELDS: Yes, exactly, exactly.

JOHN YANG: And Mitch McConnell -- the president invited the Cabinet and their spouses up to

Camp David this weekend.

One Cabinet spouse who declined, Mitch McConnell.

And how much was a shot across the bow at the Democratic -- at the Republican leader

-- sorry -- and was it his intent to diminish them?

And how much of this was situational?

He saw a deal he could take with the Democrats, and so he took it?

MARK SHIELDS: I think it's always the latter with him.

And what was really remarkable was, he was delighted, was the president, in getting favorable

reviews in the press that he hates, that he diminishes, that he denigrates on a regular

basis, The New York Times, The Washington Post.

And so thrilled was he, he actually called Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer to bask in

it and tell them the good reviews they were getting.

I mean, no, this is not a matter of strategy or conviction.

It's a matter of...

MICHAEL GERSON: It's not a violation of his convictions.

I'm not sure he has any.

He has a set of instincts, which are nativist and nationalist.

But I don't think he has a set of economic and political philosophic conventions on spending

or a lot of other issues.

So, when he makes this kind of turn, I think it's relatively easy for him.

JOHN YANG: Do you think we are going to see more of it?

MICHAEL GERSON: I think that he likes basking in this success.

But you can't underestimate these Democratic leaders would impeach him with the drop of

a hat.

They're not allies.

They want higher taxes, not lower taxes.

So I think that there are some fundamental conflicts of interest here that emerge very

quickly.

MARK SHIELDS: Yes, they don't want -- Democrats are not on record favoring tax cuts to Steve

Schwarzman and other sort of billionaires who back Donald Trump or Wilbur Ross.

But, no, I think both Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi are pretty clear-eyed people, and they

know that there are no permanent alliances here.

I mean, it's a matter of temporary interest, and plus the fact they can't get too cozy

with him for a simple reason.

He is the energizer for 2018 for the Democrats if they hope to win back the House and maybe

even make a dent in the Senate.

JOHN YANG: Well, one of the issues that he appears to be talking to the Democrats, or

talking about working with the Democrats on, is what to do about the dreamers.

He rescinded DACA earlier in the week.

But, by the end of the week, he seemed to be arguing with himself about whether this

was a good thing to do.

MARK SHIELDS: No, I agree.

I mean, the strength of Donald Trump as a candidate -- and I'm not in any way defending

moral convictions or anything of the sort -- was that he says what he means, you know

where he stands.

Well, on DACA, you have no idea where he stands.

He has a great heart, as he tells us, and then he turns to give the bad news to Jeff

Sessions.

He wants them to stay.

And he says -- gives the Congress that hasn't voted for 16 years to give justice to these

folks who were brought here as children six months to do it, and then adds, the fill-up

at the end, well, if they don't do it, then maybe I will have to act myself.

So, I don't know where he stands.

And it must be terrible to live in that suspense.

MICHAEL GERSON: There's a pretty obvious legislative deal here that they could do.

You could do stronger border security, not the wall, but stronger border security, and

take care of the status of the dreamers.

That would be obvious.

But I'm not sure whether he preemptively conceded that this week or not, whether that is now

even an option.

Does he have the leverage to engage in that kind of deal?

I'm not sure because of the confusion here.

JOHN YANG: You wrote in a column earlier this week about this -- on this topic that he felt

that executive action was wrong on the dreamers, but he didn't feel that way when he put in

the travel ban on people from mostly Muslim nations.

MICHAEL GERSON: Yes.

Yes, this is not a consistent belief in the limits on executive authority.

That's not a Trump-like belief.

It's a consistent belief that he wants to get the outcomes that he wishes.

But that was deeply inconsistent.

He wasn't deferring to the Congress or to others when it came to the travel ban, the

early version of the travel ban, which the courts struck down, like some elements of

DACA, the extension of DACA, was struck down during the Obama administration.

MARK SHIELDS: The votes are not there in the House to do it.

Let's be very blunt about it, unless Paul Ryan wants to violate the great Republican

rule, which is to pass it with Democratic votes.

There is not.

Donald Trump wreaked a whirlwind in 2016 by his anti-immigrant rhetoric.

So, the Republican Party is far more polarized on this issue than it ever was before.

And the Democrats lost a number of people, From Jay Rockefeller, to Max Baucus, to David

Pryor -- to Mark Pryor, to Mary Landrieu, who voted for it, and have been replaced by

people who are opposed.

So I'm not sure that the votes are there to even act, if Paul Ryan decided it was the

right thing do.

JOHN YANG: You talk about members of Congress who were turned out by the voters.

We're seeing some members of Congress voluntarily retiring themselves.

Yesterday, Charles Dent of Pennsylvania, moderate Republican, said he's not going to run for

reelection.

You have had two others, I think you can fairly say centrist Republicans, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen,

Dave Reichert of Washington.

We're getting into that season where retirements come, because the party's got to get other

candidates to run.

Why do you think -- or do you think we're going to see more moderates, more centrists

like these people, centrist Republicans, saying that they just don't -- they're going to go

home?

MICHAEL GERSON: The fundamental reality here is that you have had the ideological sorting

of the parties.

The Republican Party has become more conservative.

The Democratic Party has become marginally more liberal.

There's almost no overlap in the middle, ideological overlap, in either house of Congress.

That leaves moderates homeless.

We have had a hollowing out of the middle in the U.S. Congress.

There's less opportunity for compromise.

Dent said that they have taken it to a new level of dysfunction, was his statement, and

that he wasn't having fun anymore.

He also faced a primary challenge, likely primary challenge, which would have been nasty.

So I think you make a decision, you know, do I want to go through all this for essentially,

you know, a useless outcome?

MARK SHIELDS: So, every member of Congress has at least 250 people in his or her district

who wants that seat.

To be a member of Congress, obviously, you have to get elected.

You have to be good at that business.

And they have an extra olfactory nerve.

They can smell the political winds that are blowing.

In 2006, when the Democrats did won back the House from the Republicans, twice as many

Republicans retired that year as did Democrats.

And I think what you're going to see is a number of Republicans.

You have already seen some who are trying to run for governor or statewide office or

the Senate, because, you know, it just -- it doesn't look like it's going to be a great

year, and not that they themselves -- but it is no fun, believe me, to be in the House

with the minority.

All the power is with the majority.

All the power is with the speaker and the committee chairs.

And I think that does affect -- I think Michael's points are valid, but I think it does affect

whether you do want to stay.

JOHN YANG: So, you think they're smelling that the House could be in play?

MARK SHIELDS: I don't think there is any question that that is part -- what has to be part of

the equation, yes.

And, no, right now, you would have to bet that, if it's going to be a referendum on

Donald Trump, if he's sitting at 33 percent, at 34 percent favorable...

MICHAEL GERSON: If he has a 35 percent base going into this midterm election, I think

it's pretty disastrous.

JOHN YANG: Michael Gerson, Mark Shields, thank you very much.

MARK SHIELDS: Thank you, John.

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Stephen Colbert Monologue 9-8 : The Late show Colbert Trump Jr. claimed innocence to senate investigators

Everybody welcome welcome to the Late Show I'm your host Stephen Colbert

Crowd there's no there's no mistake on Friday crowd man

You can take a core sample this crowd pull it out and count the rings of Friday

That's how pure the party crowd is tonight now us and I hope everybody out there is staying safe or evacuated away from Hurricane

Thermos thing is serious

Look at the Weather Channel's apt

actual forecast for Miami Beach this weekend

100 percent chance of rain wins a hundred and twenty seven miles an hour

still

less chaotic than Spring Break at Daytona Beach

But we want to send our thoughts and prayers to everyone affected also

Thoughts and money if you don't know where to give

Tuning on Tuesday to hand-in-hand a telefon to benefit everyone affected by both hurricanes

Irma and Harvey I will be there Manning the phones. Give me a call who knows you might learn something. You don't know about me

like my pin number

Which would also allow you to give more money

Good luck with that meanwhile. What else is going on. Oh yes yesterday?

Eldest son and man whose head makes its own gravy Donald Trump jr.

Had a really big day on Capitol Hill. He met with Senate Judiciary Committee

Investigators you see he's been accused of having met with a Russian lawyer in hopes of getting dirt on Hillary, Clinton

But he explained. It was all big misunderstanding in fact. He actually

Met with a Russian lawyer in hopes of getting dirt on Hillary, Clinton

See nothing to see here folks

because his testimony was not on camera, but that

Doesn't mean Don Jr. Is hiding right?

He came in he avoided the cameras on his way

and they clearly do not want pictures of him doing this they came in through a

hidden loading dock deep in the bowels of the Capitol

Yes, the bowels of the Capitol where all of America's most courageous leaders are pooped out

Now the New York Times has obtained a copy of Don Jr

Statements where he reportedly maintains that nothing came of the Trump Tower meeting therefore

He never colluded with the Russian government right that makes it perfectly legal

You know like if you rob a bank and the vault turns out to be empty

no harm no foul

Can I still have a free calendar

but

Maybe the scariest Russia story out there right now is the revelation that Russia linked hackers breached

100 nuclear and conventional power plants just this year which explains why the Palo Verde nuclear power stations employee of the month

was done

So far the hackers intrusions have been gathering intelligence

Technical diagrams reports passwords and crypto keys crypto keys by the way was also the title of my all

synthesizer concept album

Of course jeez

Of course every hacker group needs a cool name and this being Russia they went with an energetic bear

Energetic bear yes, you might remember him as the most sexually active Care Bear

Now

You might have made that up now

For legal reasons now so far so far all these hackers have done is poke around but some experts fear

But it's the first step to a plan of causing electrical

blackouts what but without electricity I will be able to watch the news and

please God hack our power plants I

Haven't slept since January 20th

Meanwhile Donald Trump has just named a new head of NASA

Oklahoma Congressman Jim Bryden Stein

Bryden Stein of course was shortened at Ellis Island from Bride of Frankenstein

But

Get a natural there for a while very nice

But here's the deal Bryden Steinem does not believe that humans are causing climate change

Interesting the guy who doesn't believe in climate change is the one with easy access to the spaceships?

Everything's fine nothing to worry about you keep fighting those storms. I'll be in the escape rocket

Now

Critics point out that bridenstine is not a scientist or an engineer

Though he was involved with a rocket-powered aircraft League think NASCAR, but with rocket planes

That sentence think NASCAR, but with rocket planes is the leading cause of death in North Carolina

and

and while bridenstine would be the first head of NASA without any science or engineering background do not worry because

according to NPR

He's a big fan of the moon

Great oh

Why not

So he's just as qualified as my dog. Oh

speaking of space

Speaking of space. This is actually pretty bean is big news from a galaxy far far away

Recently Thank You, Wookiee. I'm not sure

Who that is out in the audience?

Recently we learned that Jurassic world director Colin Trevorrow

Is out as director of Star Wars Episode nine I believe we have a video of how he was fired

They always choke you on a Friday

Lucasfilm has released a statement saying that they have mutually chosen to part ways with

Director while Colin Trevorrow released a statement saying if you strike me down I should become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

That his robe just collapsed. It was weird there's nobody there

Now this turnover is just the latest indication

They're not always well in that wretched hive of scum and villainy we call Hollywood

Because it comes after doesn't he fired the directors of the young Han Solo movie and headed to expensive reshoots on Star Wars rogue one

Plus the ASPCA came down on them pretty hard for their treatment of Chewbacca

Sorry

Episode 9 is slated to come out in less than two years so obviously Disney is scrambling to find a replacement

Director as fast as possible we thought we'd help here at the Late Show by suggesting some people

We thought would do a great job first up if there's one thing we can all agree on is the Star Wars films

we're missing 70s music and extended conversations about

cheeseburgers so get ready for Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars Episode nine

everybody shoots first

Of course I'd watch that

I'd watch of course Tarantino can be a little polarizing, but everybody loves romantic comedy

So what about Nancy Meyers Star Wars Episode nine?

what wookies plot

Sometimes sometimes the droids you were looking for right in front of you the whole time

But one director is really throwing his hat into the ring for this job. Even going ahead and making his own trailer ladies and gentlemen

Presenting a new take on Star Wars from the knee allistic German director of Fitzcarraldo and Grizzly Man

Verna Herzog a

Long time ago in the galaxy far far away

As far away as a mother's affectionate glance or too cold touch of your sobbing lava

The evil force toward us seeks control of the galaxy

Forgetting that the galaxy itself is not but the infinite void this is the very of things

In the desert there is nothing but suffering life cannot sustain here

But truly it cannot sustain anywhere that is inevitable and in this we find comfort

look

mosquitos dancing on the carcass of infinity our agony lends us brilliance I

Love this guy. He is a spunky little robot ball, and I like that

This earring cart of the lightsaber cannot compare to the unfeeling violence of our endless universe

Star Wars Episode nine

By doing me the subtitle and 100 years from now each of us will be dead buried in the cold dark brown

We are coming up on the weekend, this is a Friday Friday means

We're about to do Stephen Colbert's midnight confessions, which reminds me this weekend go out

Get my new book Stephen Colbert's midnight confessions. We are going to milk this thing

Until there is nothing left. There's gonna be an audiobook

midnight confessions the Broadway musical

Which will then be adapted into a movie midnight confessions?

Tokyo Drift

Who's there to be novelized in book form so don't miss the boat get it on the ground floor?

With midnight confessions all right now we do

Know don't fight it bring it

Now we do midnight confessions because even though I'm a Catholic. I don't make it to church as often as there is Church and

What I miss most about the sacraments is confession so if you don't mind I'd like to confess to you my audience you won't

Tell anybody right

Great this is Stephen Colbert's midnight confessions

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