August 2017 - the month that saw billionaire President Trump threaten
the world with Nuclear War and effectively align himself with violent, extreme
far-right groups, racist sheriffs and anti LGBT agendas. It was a month that
billionaire tax dodger and part-owner of the NHS, Richard Branson, was found to
have dishonestly smeared Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn
amid the previous year's Traingate scandal. It was the month that billionaire
North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un threatened to nuke just about every part
of the North Pacific. August 67 years ago also saw multi-millionaire
Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt try to take on the world's smartest man Stephen
Hawking about just how much of the UK's National Health Service had been sold
off to private billionaires up to that point. Incidentally, close to 10 per cent
and rising fast. It was also a month that the much-loved former president of
Uruguay Jose Mujica, warned the world: "Remove the wealthy elites from politics
before it's too late." Starting to see the message yet? And what were the population
most concerned with during this time? Celebrity Big Brother and a mismatch
featuring the world's most famous boxer against the world's most famous non
boxer. Is it any wonder in just a few decades the planet gets destroyed?
People were far more preoccupied with Taylor Swift's latest reinvention
Unsurprisingly after making her first billion from corporate bubblegum pop, Taylor
will go on to become President Swift in a 2030s - a hard-line Republican and the
Corporate States of America's first female leader. If listeners in the past
need any more indication of where you're going, that should strike fear up the
tightest of conservative arseholes. Still, you could always continue to shake it
off. Up next, the latest recruit to our Radio Apocalypse team, and the reason I'm
no longer a Scavenger, Winston Jones
Alright? Listen up. Welcome to today's phone-in with me
Winston Jones, broadcasting from the year 2084 back to 2017
courtesy of Radio Apocalypse's time-traveling radio waves. Why 2017 and
non-physical time travel? Well, it's as far as Julio has got so far
Spanish work ethic I guess. I'm here to offer an alternate view on the events
which brought about nuclear devastation in the 2070s. Clement Smith, the scared
socialist I call him, has his alt-left take on things
However, us Neo-Scavengers know it was immigrant extremism which led the rich
elites to nuke each other. My news sources from that time, the Daily Mail, Breitbart,
make it perfectly plain. Because the rich elites were the wealth creators, y'see
Okay, they had it all to begin with, but through having it all and passing it down to
their genetically-challenged offspring, they somehow created more for everyone
else. Which kinda makes sense, even though all the graphs and fancy charts
from the times say otherwise. But I was the do-gooding, snowflake, loony
liberal left of the time making it all up
Let's take some calls. Jim from Crater Town. Last month my John Thomas fell off
due to the cold, how do you tackle nuclear winter frost? Jim the topic is
linking immigrants with the decision to drop lots of nukes. Anything to add? Er, no
Can I just say hello to my mum, Nadiuska?
Certainly not! Here's some Wagner...
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