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Twelve hours after blasting local officials and threatening to cut of federal funds, President Donald Trump has adopted a more statesmanlike tone on the disaster wildfires in California

 'More than 4,000 are fighting the Camp and Woolsey Fires in California that have burned over 170,000 acres,' Trump tweeted around 5pm on Saturday

'Our hearts are with those fighting the fires, the 52,000 who have evacuated, and the families of the 11 who have died

The destruction is catastrophic. God Bless them all.' Trump continued: 'These California fires are expanding very, very quickly (in some cases 80-100 acres a minute)

If people don't evacuate quickly, they risk being overtaken by the fire. Please listen to evacuation orders from State and local officials!'  Share this article Share It came about 12 hours after Trump threatened to withhold federal payments to California over 'gross mismanagement' of its forests as the state is ravaged by three massive wildfires

  In a 2am ET tweet while traveling in France, Trump wrote: 'There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor

 'Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests

Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!' On Friday evening Trump issued an emergency declaration providing federal funds to help the thousands of firefighters struggling to contain the flames that have already torched more than 200 square miles across the state

The blaze has incinerated most of the Northern California town of Paradise and killed at least nine people

The Camp Fire in Butte County north of Sacramento was only five percent contained as of 1

30am local time Saturday. In Southern California, the Hill and Woolsey fires have already scorched more than 40,000 acres, forcing more than 250,000 residents near Ventura and Los Angeles counties to evacuate

Those fires, which remain at zero percent contained as of Saturday morning, descended on the town of Thousand Oaks from both sides, threatening the community still reeling from a mass shooting that left a dozen dead at a local bar Wednesday night

  

For more infomation >> Trump issues more 'presidential' tweets on California wildfires - Daily News - Duration: 3:08.

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Trump Hints More Reporters May Lose Their Press Pass, Rips CNN's April Ryan - Duration: 2:37.

For more infomation >> Trump Hints More Reporters May Lose Their Press Pass, Rips CNN's April Ryan - Duration: 2:37.

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Trump 'KNEW about hush money payments to women who said they'd had sex with him' - Duration: 3:21.

Donald Trump directly asked for hush money to be paid to a Playboy model who alleged

they had an affair - despite insisting he never knew, it is claimed.

Federal prosecutors probing the cash paid to former Playboy model Karen McDougal are

believed to have found the President thanked the National Enquirer magazine for buying

her silence.

The move could be a potential violation of strict campaign finance laws.

Today, the Wall Street Journal said the investigation into possible crimes found Trump

had intervened directly to suppress alleged sexual encounters 'several' times.

The billionaire businessman asked his then close friend David Pecker, the CEO of the

tabloid magazine 's parent company American Media Inc, how he could help his campaign

in August 2015. Pecker told him he could buy the silence of

women claiming sexual encounters with the then-candidate.

Shortly after American Media brokered a £115,000 deal with McDougal after initial telling her

it was only worth £11,000.

Editors of the magazine, who were in constant contact with Pecker and Trump's then-attorney

Michael Cohen, increased their bid ten-fold when they discovered the model was speaking

to a TV station. The payment was made by a direct request from

Trump to Pecker.

Donald Trump directly asked for hush money to be paid to a Playboy model who alleged

they had an affair - despite insisting he never knew, it is claimed.

Federal prosecutors probing the cash paid to former Playboy model Karen McDougal are

believed to have found the President thanked the National Enquirer magazine for buying

her silence.

The move could be a potential violation of strict campaign finance laws.

Today, the Wall Street Journal said the investigation into possible crimes found Trump

had intervened directly to suppress alleged sexual encounters 'several' times.

The billionaire businessman asked his then close friend David Pecker, the CEO of the

tabloid magazine 's parent company American Media Inc, how he could help his campaign

in August 2015.

Pecker told him he could buy the silence of women claiming sexual encounters with the

then-candidate.

Shortly after American Media brokered a £115,000 deal with McDougal after initial telling her

it was only worth £11,000.

Trump also denied knowing of payment made to porn star Stormy Daniels who claims she

had sex with him in 2006.

The Wall Street Journal claimed the US leader was integral in both hush money deals.

Trump's involvement in the payments, by itself, wouldn't mean he is guilty of federal

crimes, according to Richard Hasen, a law professor at the University of California.

A criminal conviction would require proof he willfully abused the law on contributions

from companies or from individuals more than £2,000 he said.

The prosecutors with the evidence are from the Southern District of New York, who are

acting separately from Robert Mueller's special counsel investigation.

In August Cohen pleaded guilty to finance campaign violations and awaits sentencing

on December 12. Pecker has since brokered a deal with investigators

in return for information about the payments.

For more infomation >> Trump 'KNEW about hush money payments to women who said they'd had sex with him' - Duration: 3:21.

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At Least 9 Dead in California Wildfires as Trump Threatens to Pull Federal Funding - 247 news - Duration: 6:00.

 As a trio of devastating fires continues to ravage California, hundreds of thousands have been forced to evacuate their homes, while the death toll keeps rising

 High winds, low humidity and dry vegetation have stoked the fires, which have quickly spread throughout the state, causing a quarter of a million people to flee the area, according to CNN

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric warns that "strong offshore" winds and low humidity "will promote conditions highly favorable" for a continued spread of the fires

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 Firefighters in the northern part of the state are battling a blaze — known as the Camp Fire — which has led to the evacuation of nearly 40,000 people

As of Saturday morning, the fire had burned through 100,000 acres and was 20 percent contained, according to Cal Fire

This was the largest of the three blazes as of Friday, CNN reported.  The Butte County Sheriff shared a press release on Friday stating that nine fatalities had been reported, all in the town of Paradise

 Five victims were found "in vehicles that were overcome by the Camp Fire," according to the statement

As their bodies were badly burned, police could not immediately identify the victims

 An additional four victims were later found.  "One person was found inside a residence and three were found outside of residences," according to the statement

 Paradise Mayor Jody Jones told the Sacremento Bee that between 80 to 90 percent of the town had been destroyed by the fire

 The cause of the fire, which has become the most destructive wildfire in California's history, remains under investigation, according to the San Francisco Chronicle

 The Hill Fire, located just a few miles from where 12 people were killed in a mass shooting on Wednesday night, has burned through thousands of acres

 As of Friday, the blaze had burned through 4,531 acres of land and was 15 percent contained, according to Cal Fire

 "I've lived here since 1998," Arita Kronska, 62, who lives in the area, told the Los Angeles Times

"This is the first time I've seen a fire like this."  As of Friday evening, the Woolsey Fire had swelled to 35,000 and remained at zero percent containment, Cal Fire reported

 Over 200,000 residents of Ventura County and Malibu have fled the blaze, CNN reported

 According to the Times, residents in Malibu received a warning just after 12 p

m. on Friday to evacuate as the flames closed in on the city.  "We have hundreds of firefighters here on the fire lines right now, many more on order," Ventura County Fire Department Chief Mark Lorenzen told ABC 7

 Amid the continued devastation, President Donald Trump has threatened to pull federal funding in the future if the state does not remedy what he calls the "gross mismanagement of the forests

"  "There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor," Trump tweeted on Saturday, while overseas in Paris to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the end of World War II

 "Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests

Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!" he added.  The president has criticized the state in the past, claiming that their "bad environmental laws" were partly to blame

 "California wildfires are being magnified & made so much worse by the bad environmental laws which aren't allowing massive amounts of readily available water to be properly utilized," he tweeted in August

"It is being diverted into the Pacific Ocean. Must also tree clear to stop fire from spreading!"  Over the summer, 16 wildfires raged across California

For more infomation >> At Least 9 Dead in California Wildfires as Trump Threatens to Pull Federal Funding - 247 news - Duration: 6:00.

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Emmanuel Macron et Donald Trump à l'Elysée pour une rencontre sous tension - Duration: 6:06.

INTERNATIONAL - L'ambiance s'annonce beaucoup moins cordiale que lors de la précédente visite du dirigeant américain à Paris

Emmanuel Macron accueille ce samedi 10 novembre dans la matinée un Donald Trump particulièrement remonté pour un entretien entre deux dirigeants aux vues radicalement divergentes sur la politique internationale, avant une rencontre à forte portée symbolique avec Angela Merkel à Rethondes, sur les lieux de l'armistice de 1918

Le président des Etats-Unis est attendu vers 11h dans la cour de l'Elysée où l'accueillera son homologue français

Les deux hommes devraient prononcer quelques mots à la presse avant de s'enfermer pour un échange en tête à tête qui pourrait être orageux

En effet, malgré le cadre général de cet entretien - la commémoration du centenaire de la fin de la Première Guerre mondiale - qui devrait théoriquement poser un vernis d'aménité sur la rencontre, Donald Trump a attaqué bille en tête Emmanuel Macron dès son atterrissage en France vendredi soir, dans un de ces tweets ravageurs dont il a le secret

"Le président Macron vient de suggérer que l'Europe construise sa propre armée pour se protéger contre les Etats-Unis, la Chine et la Russie", a-t-il écrit au moment même où Air Force One atterrissait près de Paris

"Très insultant mais peut-être que l'Europe devrait d'abord payer sa part à l'OTAN que les Etats-Unis subventionnent largement!", a-t-il ajouté

Il faisait semble-t-il référence aux déclarations mardi de Emmanuel Macron, qui a appelé de ses vœux la création d'une "véritable armée européenne" pour mieux protéger le Vieux Continent

"On ne protégera pas les Européens si on ne décide pas d'avoir une vraie armée européenne", a plaidé le président français

Il faut "nous protéger à l'égard de la Chine, de la Russie et même des Etats-Unis", a-t-il dit, en évoquant la décision américaine de se retirer d'un traité de désarmement nucléaire datant des années 80

Une grande partie de l'Europe s'abrite sous le bouclier américain depuis l'après-guerre, sans payer un prix satisfaisant pour Donald Trump

Depuis son élection, Emmanuel Macron plaide constamment pour un renforcement européen de la Défense, la France mettant justement en avant l'incertitude stratégique provoquée par les positions de Donald Trump

Plus largement, cette saillie illustre les désaccords politiques profonds qui opposent les deux hommes, sur l'environnement, le nucléaire iranien, les relations commerciales, et d'une manière générale, sur la gouvernance des affaires du monde, pour laquelle Emmanuel Macron défend le multilatéralisme, honni par son homologue américain

Emmanuel Macron a d'ailleurs organisé dimanche un grand forum international sur la gouvernance mondiale qui, schématiquement, servira de tribune en faveur du multilatéralisme, et donc, en creux, à dire du mal de la politique étrangère américaine de Donald Trump

Ce dernier sera d'ailleurs absent de cette enceinte, préférant se rendre au cimetière américain de Suresnes, près de Paris

Après la rencontre de ce samedi, la première dame américaine Melania Trump arrivera vers 12h et les deux couples présidentiels déjeuneront ensemble à l'Elysée avant de se séparer pour l'après-midi

Le président américain devrait se rendre dans le nord de la France au cimetière américain du Bois Belleau, tandis que Emmanuel Macron prendra le chemin d'une clairière près de Compiègne, au nord de Paris, pour y retrouver la chancelière Angela Merkel pour une cérémonie très symbolique

C'est ici que le 11 novembre 1918 fut signé dans un wagon restaurant l'armistice scellant la fin de la Première Guerre mondiale, qui fit 18 millions de morts

Le palais de l'Elysée relève que "c'est la première fois depuis 1945" que le président français et le chef du gouvernement allemand se rencontrent dans la clairière de l'Armistice

"La cérémonie sera sobre et sans discours. Ils déposeront une gerbe et dévoileront une nouvelle plaque au pied du monument au pied de la Dalle sacrée, au milieu de la clairière, sur laquelle on peut lire 'Ici le 11 novembre 1918 succomba le criminel orgueil de l'empire allemand vaincu par les peuples libres qu'il prétendait asservir'", a-t-on ajouté de même source

La nouvelle inscription sera, elle, beaucoup moins martiale: "A l'occasion du centenaire de l'armistice du 11 novembre 1918, Monsieur Emmanuel Macron, Président de la République Française, et Madame Angela Merkel, Chancelière de la République Fédérale d'Allemagne, ont réaffirmé ici la valeur de la réconciliation franco-allemande au service de l'Europe et de la paix", a-t-on appris auprès d'une source proche de l'organisation de la cérémonie

Dans la soirée, les Macron, Trump, Merkel, et plusieurs autres dignitaires se retrouveront au Musée d'Orsay à Paris, pour une visite de l'exposition consacrée à Picasso et un dîner protocolaire sur place, avant la grande cérémonie de dimanche matin sous l'Arc de Triomphe en présence de plusieurs dizaines de chefs d'Etat et de gouvernement, point d'orgue des commémorations

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For more infomation >> Emmanuel Macron et Donald Trump à l'Elysée pour une rencontre sous tension - Duration: 6:06.

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Revealed: Trump discussed Khashoggi's murder with Erdogan in Paris - Daily News - Duration: 5:37.

President Donald Trump discussed Jamal Khashoggi with Turkey's president hours after the nation passed on what it says is an audio tape of the journalist's murder to the United States

The men were pictured at a dinner in Paris seated next to one another in photos released by the Turkish government, revealing a lengthy conversation took place on Saturday evening at the event that was attached to a program commemorating the centennial anniversary of the end of WWI

'I can confirm they say next to one another and they discussed the ongoing tragic situation with Khashoggi,' White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders told DailyMail

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Trump and Erdogan were seated next to each other at the dinner's head table across from France's Macron and Germany's Angela Merkel

A barely visible Melania Trump can be seen in two of the photos talking to a guest at the table's far end

The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment on the president's conversation with the Turkish leader, which likely touched on the subject of Saudi Arabia

Hours prior, as he was departing Ankara for Paris, Erdogan acknowledged the existence of a rumored audio tape that allegedly documents the final minutes of have journalist Jamal Khashoggi's life

He said he had provided it to the United States, among other nations.'We gave it to Saudi Arabia,' Erdogan said of the tape that unnamed Turkish officials told media about but not released

'We gave it to America. To the Germans, French, English, we gave it to all of them

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 A German official told The Washington Post, where Khashoggi was a columnist until his murder, that its intelligence service had reviewed the tape

'The recording was very convincing,' the source reportedly said. 

For more infomation >> Revealed: Trump discussed Khashoggi's murder with Erdogan in Paris - Daily News - Duration: 5:37.

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Donald Trump profundiza presiones sobre Irán - Duration: 12:14.

Donald Trump y Hassan Rohani El presidente de los EEUU está conminando a Teherán a hacer lo que es incapaz de realizar o lograr

Donald Trump exige al regimen iraní un divorcio total y final de su sueño nuclear, esto es algo que que algunos halcones en Washignton consideran una "póliza de seguro" contra cualquier sorpresa de parte de los khomeinistas

Washington también presiona a Khamenei para que la revolución instaurada por Khomeini cambie sus postulados y se convierta en un estado normal que mantiene a su ejército y fuerzas armadas dentro de sus fronteras, que no continúe avanzando e infiltrándose en territorios de otros países para desestabilizarlos y establecer bases militares y misilísticas

En otras palabras, exige a Irán cumplir con las condiciones de un estado natural y normal, que no se sirva de los ingresos de su petróleo para organizar y financiar milicias afines que modifiquen la geografía regional de acuerdo con sus planes expansionistas dominando e influenciando las decisiones de los gobiernos vecinos

Quienes conocen el estilo y la forma del régimen iraní saben perfectamente que la exportación de la revolución islámica es una de las políticas de estado que hace a la vida misma del sistema

En consecuencia, abstenerse de "exportar la revolución" socava el todo del proyecto político revolucionario y pone en riesgo la supervivencia económica del país, que en la actualidad no son nada alentadoras

En consecuencia, Trump está pidiendo y presionando por algo que Irán no puede "dar" sencillamente porque no lo tiene en su horizonte ideológico, "y nadie puede dar lo que no tiene"

"Washington presiona a Ali Khamenei" Así es como comienza, luego de la ultima ronda de sanciones estadounidenses, el nuevo capítulo en la confrontación de cuatro décadas entre EEUU e Irán

Una confrontación política, diplomática y económica, entremezclada con algunos incidentes de seguridad, pero sin caer en una batalla militar abierta y directa

Muchos analistas creen que el nuevo capítulo puede ser el más difícil, y su resultado determinará la ubicación de Irán en el mapa regional del mismo modo que su rol político futuro

Las sanciones estadounidenses, que entraron en vigor esta mañana, apuntan a los sectores vitales del petróleo y la banca iraní

Muchos expertos están de acuerdo en que las sanciones causarán un gran daño a la economía de Irán, a pesar del ingenio iraní para eludirlas en el pasado

No es exagerado decir que los países vecinos están muy preocupados por el nuevo capítulo de la confrontación

Teherán está profundamente involucrado en los conflictos de la región y durante décadas ha estado generando golpes políticos, incluso en contra de su rol tradicional e histórico en la región

En la víspera del nuevo capítulo, los mensajes intercambiados fueron contundentes y acalorados

El presidente Trump declaró claramente que "el objetivo es forzar al régimen a tomar una decisión clara"

No hay mas opciones dijo el presidente estadounidense: "Abandonen su comportamiento destructivo o el camino hacia el desastre y el quebranto económico será inevitable"

También pidió al régimen que abandone definitivamente sus ambiciones nucleares, cambie su comportamiento, respete los derechos de sus ciudadanos y de los pueblos vecinos, y que regrese a la mesa de negociaciones mostrando buena fe

A través de declaraciones de sus funcionarios, la Administración de los EEUU definió las características de su orientación y destacó que el objetivo era cambiar el comportamiento de Irán, no cambiar su régimen, y que la puerta estaba abierta para regresar a la mesa de negociaciones si Teherán decide reconsiderar seriamente su conducta y ambiciones

En respuesta, los mensajes también fueron claros. Miles de iraníes tomaron las calles de Teherán, recordando lo que sucedido el 4 de noviembre de 1979

Ese día, cientos de manifestantes irrumpieron en la embajada de los EEUU en Teherán y durante 444 días, estudiantes revolucionarios retuvieron a 52 estadounidenses como rehenes

El propósito era humillar al "Gran Satanás" y sugerir que América sería llevada a una jaula como los rehenes de su embajada

Los iraníes cantan a gritos: "Muerte a América", durante décadas. Esas consignas jamás han cesado

Sin embargo, está claro que EEUU no ha muerto y la evidencia es que está lanzando una nueva ronda de sanciones sin precedentes contra el régimen iraní

El régimen iraní reprimió las multitudinarias protestas que se produjeron en los últimos meses (AP) Desde Teherán, como parte de los esfuerzos para enfrentar esa dura ronda de sanciones en la nueva fase del conflicto, los líderes khomeinistas y la Guardia Revolucionaria Islámica han insistido en que darán lucha

El líder espiritual Ali Khamenei declaró que Trump "deshonró el prestigio de EEUU y la democracia liberal"

Antes de su elección como presidente, Trump consideró que el acuerdo nuclear con Irán era un "instrumento malo y equivocado", y señaló que le dio al régimen un certificado de buena conducta sin que haya cambiado su comportamiento

Dijo que el acuerdo le permitió a Teherán utilizar sus ingresos financieros para mantener su programa balístico y su política desestabilizadora dirigida a cambiar los sistemas políticos y las identidades de los países vecinos como Líbano, Irak y Siria

Hubo quienes creyeron que Trump insinuaría el abandono del acuerdo pero no ejecutaría su amenaza, especialmente cuando los otros firmantes protestaron por su movimiento

Pero esto es Trump y es difícil predecir qué tan lejos irá con su política hacia los khomeinistas

El nuevo capítulo de las sanciones de EEUU comienza en un momento en que ya no se ocultan las dificultades de la economía iraní

Ha habido indicaciones claras en los últimos meses: la depreciación del rial, el aumento vertiginoso de la inflación y el desempleo

Las protestas de los ciudadanos iraníes también expresaron gran indignación popular que se manifestó en las huelgas de camioneros y maestros

Además, los iraníes comunes y corrientes sienten que tienen que prepararse para días difíciles que requieren que se ajusten más el cinturón

En contraste, las autoridades iraníes tienen pocas opciones. Es claro que están tratando de atraer una posición europea más fuerte que los apoye, no obstante, nada sugiere que Europa pueda jugar un papel excepcional en este contexto

El mecanismo financiero que Teherán presentó a la Unión Europea demandará muchos meses antes de que funcione, y si funciona, sus resultados pueden ser limitados

Las principales empresas europeas prefieren la seguridad; y es difícil elegir los mercados iraníes, si eso significa perder los mercados estadounidenses

Europa no está viviendo sus mejores días. Gran Bretaña sigue preparando el proceso de divorcio

La rebelión contra el espíritu de la Unión Europea se está extendiendo. Angela Merkel no está dispuesta a buscar un nuevo mandato y hay quienes esperan que Alemania padezca cierta inestabilidad política

Irán está apostando al tiempo. Apuesta a su capacidad de esperar y aguantar el final del período de Trump

También cuenta con voces europeas que creen que las sanciones están afectando a la gente y no al régimen, y que el movimiento reformista en Irán será la primera víctima de cualquier nueva sanción que el régimen considere como un bloqueo al país

Y no contra ello. A la luz del precedente norcoreano, Trump sueña que con sanciones dolorosas persuadirá a Irán para que regrese a la mesa de negociaciones, con la voluntad de cambiar su comportamiento esta vez

Habrá que esperar para ver si Irán podrá resistir las sanciones dentro de sus fronteras o moverá sus activos regionales en intentos de mayor desestabilización de la región

Comienza un nuevo capítulo. Los vientos de las nuevas sanciones soplan fuerte sobre la economía iraní

En tal turbulencia, la comunidad internacional deberá tener preparado su cinturón de seguridad

For more infomation >> Donald Trump profundiza presiones sobre Irán - Duration: 12:14.

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Lavrov Confirms: Putin and Trump Will Meet in Argentina - Duration: 0:35.

Can you say for certain that President of Russia Vladimir Putin and US President Donald Trump will meet in Argentina?

There is an agreement to this effect.

I have no other information at the moment. Moscow and Washington have publicly confirmed this.

Can there be any surprises, as it sometimes happens?

I can only tell you what I know now. Moscow and Washington have publicly confirmed this.

There is an agreement on this score.

Members of the Russian President's Executive Office have said everything there is to say about this meeting.

Thank you very much.

For more infomation >> Lavrov Confirms: Putin and Trump Will Meet in Argentina - Duration: 0:35.

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Trump restricts asylum system on U.S.-Mexico as caravan slowly moves north - Duration: 0:39.

U.S. President Donald Trump has put pen to paper on a proclamation suspending the entry

of migrants through America's southern border with Mexico for 90 days.

President Trump said the measures were necessary to prepare for the arrival of thousands of

Central Americans traveling in groups through Mexico toward the U.S. border.

He said the caravan has no "lawful basis for admission into the U.S."

U.S. officials say the proclamation does not apply to unaccompanied children or those who

apply at official border crossings, or U.S. ports of entry.

The measures are to take effect on Saturday, U.S. time.

For more infomation >> Trump restricts asylum system on U.S.-Mexico as caravan slowly moves north - Duration: 0:39.

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Trump threatens to withhold federal payments to California amid fires - Daily News - Duration: 2:08.

President Donald Trump has threatened to withhold federal payments to California over 'gross mismanagement' of its forests as the state is ravaged by three massive wildfires

  In a 2am tweet, Trump wrote: 'There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor

 'Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests

Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!' On Friday evening Trump issued an emergency declaration providing federal funds to help the thousands of firefighters struggling to contain the flames that have already torched more than 200 square miles across the state

Share this article Share The late night tweet was Trump's first direst comment about massive wildfires, which include a blaze that incinerated most of the Northern California town of Paradise and killed at least nine people

The Camp Fire in Butte County north of Sacramento was only five percent contained as of 1

30am local time Saturday. In Southern California, the Hill and Woolsey fires have already scorched more than 40,000 acres, forcing more than 250,000 residents near Ventura and Los Angeles counties to evacuate

Those fires, which remain at zero percent contained as of Saturday morning, descended on the town of Thousand Oaks from both sides, threatening the community still reeling from a mass shooting that left a dozen dead at a local bar Wednesday night

  

For more infomation >> Trump threatens to withhold federal payments to California amid fires - Daily News - Duration: 2:08.

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'Trump knew': Tabloid titan turns on his ex-pal and reveals scheme to silence Stormy Daniels | The N - Duration: 3:58.

 US President Donald Trump directly intervened to suppress stories about alleged affairs with women, despite denials of knowing about payments, according to the  The also shed more light on Friday on the cozy relationship between Trump and David Pecker, the CEO of American Media (AMI) – the parent company of the  According to the , Pecker and Trump met at Trump Tower in August 2015, just as Trump's presidential campaign was starting

Pecker then offered to use the to pay off women if they attempted to go public with allegations of sexual contact against Trump

 A spokesman for AMI said they had no immediate comment. AMI's assistance to Trump isn't all that surprising, given that Trump and Pecker had a longtime friendship, and that the regularly published cover stories flattering to Trump and negative to his political rivals

 In August, Trump's former lawyer Michael Cohen pled guilty and implicated Trump in the effort to pay off two women, Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal

 At the time, prosecutors outlined the involvement of American Media and the , referring to them as "corporation 1" and "magazine 1

" Prosecutors detailed how the publication kept Cohen apprised throughout the course of the campaign of salacious allegations, and that eventually led to the purchase of the Daniels and McDougal stories "so as to suppress them and prevent them from influencing the election

" The heart of the government's claims against Cohen are that the payments violated campaign finance laws, and Trump's involvement also raises questions of whether he faces legal liability

 According to the , Pecker was also aware of the legal exposure he could face, and at one point researched campaign finance law and consulted a specialist

 The $US150,000 ($A208,000) deal with McDougal was finalised in August 2016; the publisher would get exclusive rights to her story and she would also get two American Media cover stories and the possibility of health and fitness columns

 Cohen told Pecker that Trump would reimburse the publisher, and they worked on a plan to transfer rights to McDougal's story to a shell company set up by Cohen

 But Pecker called off the deal because he was concerned that it would be considered an in-kind campaign contribution, a key detail as it signals that there was an awareness of the impact that such a story would have on Trump's electoral prospects

 Around the same time, Daniels was preparing to go public with her story, and was in preliminary talks with ABC's

Pecker, though, refused to buy her story. Cohen told prosecutors that he then went to Trump with the news that they would have to handle the $US130,000 ($A180,000) payment themselves, and Trump told him to "get it done," according to the

Cohen eventually used his own home equity line of credit to make the payment. Pecker has been granted immunity and told investigators of Trump's involvement in the deal, the reports

 Cohen is scheduled to be sentenced in December. -AAP

For more infomation >> 'Trump knew': Tabloid titan turns on his ex-pal and reveals scheme to silence Stormy Daniels | The N - Duration: 3:58.

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Qanon - SerialBrain2: Trump's 2018 Midterms: The Most Impressive Moves In Modern Politics. - Duration: 10:03.

For more infomation >> Qanon - SerialBrain2: Trump's 2018 Midterms: The Most Impressive Moves In Modern Politics. - Duration: 10:03.

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Trump et le monde : c'est chacun pour soi ! - Duration: 3:41.

For more infomation >> Trump et le monde : c'est chacun pour soi ! - Duration: 3:41.

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TRUMP'S WAIFU 💕 - Moe's photoshop show - Duration: 7:02.

What's up, fam? ハロー、みんな♪

Photo Editor Moe here コラ職人の萌恵よ

and welcome to my Photoshop show 萌恵ちゃんのコラ劇場へようこそ!

Today 今日は…

we're not going to lewd Dragon Loli Kanna ロリドラゴンのカンナちゃんにイタズラはしないわ

Oh, no, guys ほらほら、みんな

We have to be decent folks もっとマジメにならないと!

We are gonna go lewd 私が今回イタズラする相手は…

Donald Trump ドナルド・トランプよ

Now, I already prepared my pictures もう素材は用意してあるわ

Donald Trump, here you are! さあ、ドナルド・トランプ!

Get on my Photoshop show! 萌恵ちゃんのコラ劇場にいらっしゃい!

Whoa, it's about to get political here これって政治的な感じになるのかしら

Nah, I-I don't know shit about politics, actually 政治はちっとも分からないけど…

Gotta remove the background まずは背景から切り取りましょう

Aw, man ああっ、もう…

Ope, I didn't あら、間違えた

I don't want to remove his arm 腕を取りたくはないのよ

At least, not yet 少なくとも、今はね…

lol wwww

Ope あら

Look at that 見てよ

Look at that eyebrow action この眉毛の部分!

Ya gotta clean it up later 消しましょう

No one ほら…

No one needs eyebrows nowadays いまどき眉毛なんて要らないわよね

Erase... 消して…

Erase 消して

Erase the mistakes of my life 私の人生の過ちも消してちょうだい

right here ここよ

There ya go さあどうぞ

Whoa! あら!

I-I accidentally removed parts of your toupée …うっかり消しちゃったわ、彼のカツラも

or your wig ウイッグかしら

or your hair 地毛かもね

or whatever the frick it is まあ、なんだっていいわ

I'm sorry ごめんなさい

Please don't sue me 訴えないでね

OK OK

Good enough, guys? いい感じかしら?

I-I want to say it's good enough それなりだと思うけど…

Next, we gotta find an anime girl for him, right? 次は、彼に似合う美少女を探しにいくわよ

Well, you know what? ねえ、いいかしら?

We have fricking もう準備してあるのよ

Buffsuki right here ガチムチナツキをね

Man さて!

And there's also そしてここに…

Diosuki ディオスキも

right here あるわよ

Both are pretty good t-, uh, contenders, in my opinion 2人とも素晴らしい…候補者だと思うわ

She's gonna beat the shit out of her dad at some point, ya know 彼女なら父親をタコ殴りにできるでしょうね

All right そして…

Now! これから!

Now これから…!

we have to cut off his arm …この腕を切り取らないとね

I'm sorry, Trump ごめんね、トランプ

I gotta cut it off 失礼するわよ

It's okay, I can reattach it 大丈夫よ、繋ぎ直せるもの

I happen to be a professional surgeon 私はプロの外科医なんだから…

Gotta-gotta behead you …じゃあ次は首ね

I am really sorry ホントごめんなさいね

There よし

Good enough バッチリ

Whoaaa! わぉぉ~!

lol www

Now 次は

We gotta reattach your arm 腕を繋ぎ直しましょう

But, now it's kind of touching her boob コレって彼女の胸を触ってるみたいだわ

lol www

Eh, whatever まあ…

It's fine 大丈夫よ

Maybe we should do it like this こうした方がいいかしら

Aww man あらあら…

That looks-that looks fricking great 最高じゃないの

Ya know what? Let-let's do it like this ちょっといい?こんな感じにしたら…

Right? どう?

Right? いい?

It looks kind of romantic, like they're on a date ロマンチックだわ…まるでデートね

Aw, wow! うわっ…!

Look at that drop shadow action! この影の部分!

Man! もうっ!

I am 私って…

I am awesome! ホントに凄いわ!

lol www

You know, I'm not really proud of Trump right here, though まあ、トランプじゃ大して満足はできないわね

I think we might need a better picture, guys もっといい素材が必要だわ

It's not very この絵じゃあまり…

representative of his, uh… 表現できてないわ、その…

of his looks 彼の見てくれっていうか

Is there, like, a Trump hug? トランプ・ハグみたいな画像はないの?

He really likes to hug the flag ホント星条旗をハグするのが好きなのね

lol wwww

Aw, here it is! あったわ!

OK, found it 見つけたわよ

OK OK

Look at that ご覧なさい

Look at that nose この鼻をね

Wheee... うぃぃぃぃーーーーーー……

And now, we got the clone tool! ここでクローンツールの出番ね!

Get rid of the arm 腕を消しましょう

Not-not duplicate the arm トランプの腕の複製はしないで

Nope, you gotta get rid of it 消さないといけないのよ

And then we'll just color it in later ここは後で塗り潰しましょう

Whoa! ワオ!

I hope you'll be proud of my photoshop, mom! 私のコラ技術を誇りに思ってね、ママ!

Gotta-gotta smudge it, guys …この部分はボカしましょう

Ya gotta smudge the mistakes out of my life 私の人生の過ちもボカしていくわよ

You know, I'll put these in a layer さて、ここまでをレイヤーにまとめて…

Er, not a layer いえ、レイヤーじゃないわ

in a folder, for now フォルダね

in case I wanna go back to it ここまで戻ってこられるように

Should I make them hug or should I make it, like, an epic scene? ハグさせるか…それとも劇的なシーンって感じにしようかしら?

Or, like, a... というより…

an emotional scene, guys? 感動のシーンってところかしら?

I don't know, I don't know! 全然分からないけど!

This looks fucking stupid 信じられないほどバカげてるわ

It's fine 大丈夫よ

Whatever とにかく…

It's fine 大丈夫

I happen to be a perfectionist, if you didn't 一応言っておくけど…

if anyone didn't know 私って完璧主義者なのよね

Semi... semi-pahfection まあ…そこそこ完璧しゅぎ…

perfectionist 完璧主義者ね

Not poifectionist パーペキ主義者じゃないわ

You know, I think I want to make it an epic scene ここは劇的なシーンにしましょう

Like-like this こんな感じね…

It's like, "It's OK, Buffsuki" 「いいんだよ…ナツキ」

"It's OK" 「いいんだ」

"I feel your pain" 「君の痛みは分かるさ」

I wanted to add, um... ここに追加したかったのが…

fireflies, guys ホタルだわ

So romantic! ロマンチックね!

Aw, man あら…

Gotta put it behind them, though 背景に入れたいんだけど…

Get rid of the black as well 黒い部分も消しましょう

It's too dark here 暗すぎるわね

Too dim 暗すぎるわよ

Too dim, like my life 真っ暗だわ、私の人生みたい

I don't know if the fireflies work like that ホタルがこんな風に動くのか知らないけど

You know what, I think we need a... そうね、ここで必要なのは…

different pictures of fireflies 違うホタルの画像だわ

fire ホタル

flies 画像

png png

Good enough? いいんじゃない?

Good enough いいわね

I can't be bothered これ以上探すのも面倒だわ

lol www

So much for a poifectionist, Moe まったくもってパーペキ主義者ね、萌恵

Man もう…

You suck! 最悪!

Yeah, I know そうね…

Whoa! あら!

That looks really nice now! すごくいい感じだわ!

Yeah よし

That is some firefly action right there ホタルが舞ってるわ

And, you know what? 後は…そうね

Let's make Buffsuki kind of sad ガチムチナツキを悲しい顔にしましょう

Put it よし

Put it into a frown しかめっ面にするわよ

It has to be an emotional scene, guys 感動のシーンにしないとね

Turn that smile upside down! 笑った口をひっくり返すわ!

OK, that turned out somewhat better than I expected 想像してたより良くなってきたわ

Man, a shitpost should not take this long クソコラ制作にこんな時間を掛けちゃいけないんだけど

But you know what, guys? でも…分かるでしょ?

It's, ahh... これはね…

It's a task of love 愛のなせる業なのよ

OK? いい?

Whoa あら

Let's add some fricking drop shadow, you know 影を入れてあげましょう

Give it some, ah... こうやって…

Some depth 奥行きを付けるのよ

and then we will put it in my Twitter それじゃあ私のTwitterにこの画像を載せるわよ

And what the frick is my Twitter handle? 私のTwitterのアカウント名って何だったかしら?

Oh, you'll probably have to censor this あら、ここはモザイク処理しないとね

Yup よし

Just censor the frick out of it モザイク処理をブチかますわよ

Put my Twitter handle right here! 私のアカウント名をここに入れるわ!

Increase the crap out of this! 文字をデカくして!

Can't let someone else take the fricking credit 誰にもパクらせないわよ

Moe worked hard on this 萌恵ちゃんが苦労して作ったんだから

Put, uh, stroke 後は…輪郭線ね

Aw, man あら…

You just love a good stroke しごかれるのは好きでしょ?

lol www

Not-not the bad kind of "stroke" そういう意味の「stroke」じゃないの

but, like, the Photoshop "stroke" Photoshopの「輪郭線」ってことよ

Put the realDonaldTrump 「realDonaldTrump」のタグを入れましょう

not the あの

notRealDonaldTrump 「notRealDonaldTrump」じゃないわ

You gotta 後は…

You gotta do そうね…

Monika lol モニカw

No ダメね

Team Salvato, we didn't put Monika in this one Team Salvato、今回モニカは入れなかったわ

Donald Trump and Team ドナルド・トランプと

Team Salvato, here Team Salvatoね

Behold 見るがいいわ

my masterpiece. 私の傑作を

Make Make

anime anime

great again. great again.

lol ww

Hashtag ハッシュタグは

#DDLC #DDLC

Hashtag ハッシュタグ!

#trump #trump

Hashtag ハッシュタグ!

#natsuki #natsuki

Behold my masterpiece 私の傑作を見なさい

Make anime great again Make anime great again

Yes! よし!

Good enough! いいわね!

All right, guys さて、みんな!

Hope you enjoyed that この動画を楽しんでもらえたなら嬉しいわ

Maybe donate 良かったらドネートや

leave a like 高評価に

subscribe チャンネル登録

look at the Patreon Patreonも見てちょうだい

I'm really 私、ホントに…

poor 貧乏で

YouTube doesn't give a shit YouTubeは私なんか気にもしないのよ

lol www

and I'll see you guys later じゃあまた次回会いましょう!

Buh-bye! バイバーイ!

For more infomation >> TRUMP'S WAIFU 💕 - Moe's photoshop show - Duration: 7:02.

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Female Trump Supporters Admit They Have "Unnatural Love For Donald" - Duration: 4:27.

One of the most interesting things that we have seen from the Trump administration is

his support among white women.

I mean, after all, this man actually won white women in the 2016 Presidential Election.

He won 52% of white women.

Now, according to polls, that number has now fallen to roughly 40% approval among white

women.

But still, 40% out there in this country support this man who has been credibly accused of

assault and/or harassment by no fewer than 19 different women.

The man who they all heard on tape saying how he liked to force himself upon women,

forcibly kiss them even if they had a husband and didn't want him to, and how he would grab

them by the genitals just because he could.

40% of white women in the United States say, "I support that guy.

I like that."

So the New York Times did what any decent media outlet would do, or in their case, any

media outlet that occasionally can do something decent and they decided to talk to some of

these Trump supporters, these white, female Trump supporters, at Trump rallies over the

last few weeks.

And here's what they found:

The women are nuts!

Now, that's not what the New York Times said but these hardcore Trump supporters are nuts,

and they're pretty much ready to admit that they're crazy.

For example, Rachel Marks, 59, of Billings, Montana.

Here is what she said about her love of Donald Trump, "I have an infatuation and a love for

this man that's not normal.

I give the highest respect when people are telling the truth and giving their political

power.

If anything, I have a deeper respect now."

The man lies constantly and everyone who's not a complete idiot understands that.

Every fact check has proven that, even Fox News has had to come out and fact check him

because he says things that are blatantly wrong, and you're sitting there saying that

this unnatural love you have for Donald Trump is preventing you from seeing what's actually

happening in the world.

Yeah, I would call that an unnatural love, a love that's not normal in your own words.

There's more.

They're not quite as disgusting as this abnormal form of love, but here is Joan [Filpot], 69,

who attended a Trump rally in Missouri, she says, "He understands why we're angry and

he wants to fix it.

He wants to protect this country, he wants to keep it safe, and he wants to keep it free

of invaders and the caravan and everything else that's going on."

So, we got two things to deal with here.

One, first and foremost, these hardcore supporters of Donald Trump, the people who say that,

"Oh, he's telling it like it is" instead of saying "Yeah, this guy is blatantly lying."

They're a cult.

This is absolute cult-mentality, this is what leads to dictatorships and these mass movements

of people who absolutely support the worst human beings in history.

These Trump supporters are not different.

And second, it shows just how much this racism and this white identity plays in their support

for the president.

And again, that also goes back to the cult mentality.

It's the use vs. them, protecting our way of life, protecting our alleged culture from

these outside invaders.

Go back and read some of the speeches from that guy in Germany from the late-30s and

early-40s, you'll find the same language.

Look at what his supporters said, you'll find the same language there too.

This is a dangerous time in the United States, and it's so dangerous, and I hate to say it

this way, but because we have so many people in this country that are so painfully stupid

that they don't even realize that they are the sheep being led to slaughter.

People need to wake up.

People need to understand what this president is saying and what his words actually mean.

It's not that hard to figure out.

It's just that Trump supporters don't wanna take that time and tarnish the image of this

man that they have now made into a god.

For more infomation >> Female Trump Supporters Admit They Have "Unnatural Love For Donald" - Duration: 4:27.

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Ivanka Trump Gets 16 New Chinese Trademarks For A Brand That No Longer Exists - Duration: 3:21.

Ivanka Trump just can't seem to get away from all of the conflicts of interest that have

surrounded her since the day she stepped foot into The White House and into whatever role

it is she's playing there.

I say whatever role it is she's playing there because many people inside The White House

have said to themselves according to reporters, "We don't even know what she does here or

why she is here."

That's not an unfair statement to say whatever role it is because even those in The White

House don't know why she's there or what she's doing.

What we do know she has done in the past is she has met with foreign leaders, and she's

also been given quite a few patents from the countries that those foreign leaders hail

from.

In October, she was actually awarded an additional 16 new patents from China, most of which for

a brand and company that she actually shut down in the summer.

She applied for these patents in 2016, nothing wrong with that.

Then she shut down her company in 2018.

The Chinese government knew this.

They knew that she wasn't manufacturing over there any more, and yet they still decided

to go ahead and grant her these permits similar to last time when they granted her a bunch

of permits earlier this year, and then Donald Trump lifted the sanctions on Chinese telecom

company ZTE even though it was shown that they were spying on people and breaking the

law, a move even Republicans thought was absolutely insane, but Donald Trump did it for them shortly

after they gave Ivanka all of those trademarks.

What could be the motivation of China giving Ivanka Trump 16 new trademarks for a company

that doesn't even exist any more?

Could it be that they want the sanctions lifted, or excuse me, the tariffs?

Could it be that they're trying to ease Donald Trump into ending the trade war in their favor

by benefiting his family personally?

That seems like the most likely scenario here.

I refuse to believe that they're doing this because Ivanka Trump has shown what a great

businesswoman she is because as the Citizens for Responsibility in Ethics in Washington

point out, this isn't just for things like clothing, and handbags and shoes.

Some of those are for those, but other patents that she was just given include things like

nursing homes, sausage casings and voting machines.

Does anybody want to put their parents in an Ivanka Trump nursing home?

Does anybody want to eat Ivanka Trump sausage?

How confident are you going to feel going to cast your vote on an Ivanka Trump voting

machine?

What the hell are these patents about?

She's not even in those businesses, but she got the patents somehow.

I can only imagine it's because the Chinese government is expecting something in return

from Donald Trump and dammit, he's most likely going to deliver it for them, whatever it

is that they want.

For more infomation >> Ivanka Trump Gets 16 New Chinese Trademarks For A Brand That No Longer Exists - Duration: 3:21.

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Trump announces new regulations on asylum-seekers - Duration: 3:47.

For more infomation >> Trump announces new regulations on asylum-seekers - Duration: 3:47.

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Trump Says He Knows More About Climate Science Than Actual Scientists - Duration: 3:32.

In an interview that aired this past Sunday night with Axios on HBO, Donald Trump sat

down with them and explained that he knows more about climate change than the government's

own climate scientist, which is similar to a claim that he made back in early October

to 60 Minutes.

He said that there's lots of reports showing that climate change isn't real, and there's

plenty of scientists saying that, "No, this is all a farce, so who knows what to believe?

But ultimately, I'm the guy that makes the decisions, so I think I know better than all

of these scientists who are perpetrating this fraud," and according to Trump, "have a political

agenda in protecting the climate and the environment and giving us clean air and clean water."

Uh, I hate those politics of breathing.

Here's the thing though.

He also admitted that he still hasn't read the National Climate Assessment that came

out in November.

November of last year.

So he's been sitting on this National Climate Assessment, which shows that human beings

are causing climate change, we're making everything worse, and he's refused to read it.

It's just sitting there for the last 12 months, and the man can't be bothered to pick it up

and read it.

Meanwhile, he spends every third or fourth day of his presidency playing golf, but not

enough time to look at how much damage human beings are causing to the climate.

In fact, at one point, he actually tried to steer the conversation a different way because

they asked him about man-made climate change, and he says, "Well, man-made, well, man and

woman-made because you know if you don't say man and woman then you get popped."

He tried to go down a different avenue with the whole gender equality thing, but they

weren't having it.

They drove him back to climate change, and he kept saying he knows better.

He knows better than scientists.

This man that has bankrupted multiple businesses, including casinos where people just literally

walk in and throw money away, and he bankrupted it.

He couldn't make that profitable, but he's smarter than scientists.

Man, I tell ya because all those scientists out there, they've got some kind of political

agenda.

They've got something to gain from protecting the air and the water and the soil and the

people.

Gee, maybe could that something to gain be a longer life?

I don't consider that a political motive.

I consider that basic survival instincts of human beings.

We have ignored scientists, as a country, for far too long.

That's because we've had people as dumb as Donald Trump believing that they're smarter

than everyone else, somehow getting in a position where they're the ones who call the shots.

It's happened with Trump.

It happened with Bush.

It happened with Reagan, and quite a few people before them as well.

It's time to start listening to the people who are smarter than us and, more importantly,

it's time to start admitting that, yeah, people are capable of being smarter than we are.

But that is something that Donald Trump, no matter how long he lives or what he reads

or what he learns, he'll never be able to admit that anyone on this planet is smarter

than he is, and that is going to doom us all.

For more infomation >> Trump Says He Knows More About Climate Science Than Actual Scientists - Duration: 3:32.

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Trump And Putin's Weekend In Paris - Duration: 4:46.

WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

HAPPY FRIDAY!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GIVE IT UP FOR YOURSELF.

WE MADE IT!

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS BIG PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND.

DONALD TRUMP DOES.

HE'S GOING TO PARIS.

OR AS TRUMP DESCRIBES IT: >> PARIS IS NO LONGER PARIS.

>> Stephen (AS TRUMP): " YOU ARE NO LONGER PARIS.

BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY NO ONE, I HEREBY RENAME YOU, 'FURRY

ARMPIT JUNCTION.'" ( LAUGHTER )

TRUMP IS IN-- HE'S OVER THERE-- HE'S OVER THERE BECAUSE HE WANTS

THAT MILITARY PARADE, RIGHT.

HE IS OVER THERE FOR A BIG MILITARY PARADE THAT WILL MARK

THE 100th ANNIVERSARY OF THE WORLD WAR I ARMISTICE.

IN HONOR OF AMERICA'S SERVICE IN THE GREAT WAR, WE SENT OUR

BIGGEST DOUGHBOY.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

AS I SAID, TRUMP REALLY WANTED HIS OWN MILITARY PARADE, BUT

IT'S BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL AT LEAST 2019, WHICH WILL GIVE THE

PENTAGON ENOUGH TIME TO COMPLETE THEIR NEW F-13 GARFIELD.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT THINGS COULD GET TENSE

BETWEEN TRUMP AND MACRON, BECAUSE FRANCE IS OPPOSED TO NEW

U.S. SANCTIONS AGAINST IRAN, WHICH TRUMP ANNOUNCED LAST WEEK

ON TWITTER, WITH THIS MEME: "SANCTIONS ARE COMING."

ALTHOUGH, WHEN IT COMES TO "GAME OF THRONES" REFERENCES, I PREFER

THE TRUMP FAMILY MOTTO: "A TRUMP NEVER PAYS HIS DEBTS."

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

NOW, IT MAY BE TENSE-- IT MIGHT BE TENSE OVER THERE, BUT TRUMP

WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE ALLY IN PARIS: RUSSIAN PRESIDENT

VLADIMIR PUTIN, OKAY.

IT MAKES SENSE, IT MAKES SENSE THAT PUTIN IS GOING TO MEET

DONALD TRUMP IN PARIS.

HE'S USUALLY INVOLVED WHEN TRUMP'S AROUND SOMEONE GOING,

"OUI, OUI!" ( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE ) ALLEGEDLY.

ALLEGEDLY.

>> Jon: WOW!

>> Stephen: ALLEGEDLY.

BUT WHEN ASKED IF HE WAS GOING TO MEET WITH PUTIN WHILE IN

PARIS, TRUMP TOLD REPORTERS "PROBABLY NOT," EXPLAINING,

"WE HAVEN'T SET ANYTHING UP YET."

(AS TRUMP): " WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS.

WE DON'T WANT TO MAKE THE EVENT TOO FORMAL.

THE DRESS CODE IS 'COLLUSION CASUAL.'"

( LAUGHTER ) NOW FOR A CHANGE, FOR A CHANGE,

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE NEWS: THE

CARAVAN!

♪ ♪ ♪ THANKS.

I WENT INTO THE SPIN TOO LATE.

I WENT TO THE SPIN TOO LATE.

FOR THOSE TOO YOU YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE CARAVAN, A WEEK AGO

IT WAS ALL ANYBODY COULD TALK ABOUT.

>> THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MIGRANTS LITERALLY MARCHING TO

THE U.S. IN WHAT WOULD BE A MASS INVASION.

>> THEY ARE COMING IN WITH DISEASES SUCH AS SMALLPOX AND

LEPROSY AND T.B. THAT ARE GOING TO INFECT OUR PEOPLE.

>> GANG ACTIVITY, GANG MEMBERS IN THOSE CARAVANS.

>> DANGEROUS CRIMINALS.

>> IT'S NOT A CARAVAN.

IT'S AN INVASION.

>> IT IS A FULL-SCALE INVASION BY A HOSTILE FORCE.

>> Stephen: AND NOW, IT'S GONE.

( LAUGHTER ) I MEAN, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

WHO GOT RID OF THE CARAVAN?

COULD IT BE... THE CARAVAN?

♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

I CAN'T DO THAT.

I CAN'T DO THE...

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: I LIKE THAT SPIN!

I LIKE THAT SPIN!

>> Stephen: CAN'T DO THAT-- CAN'T DO THAT AT THE END OF A

WEEK LIKE THIS.

NOW, IN FACT, I COUNTED HOW MANY TIMES THEY TALKED ABOUT THE

CARAVAN ON "FOX & FRIENDS."

WELL, TECHNICALLY, I HAD MY FOOTAGE DEPARTMENT DO IT.

I CAN'T WATCH "FOX & FRIENDS," BECAUSE MY DOCTOR SAYS IT'S JUST

HORRIBLE.

( LAUGHTER ) ANYWAY, THIS IS TRUE, IN THE SIX

DAYS LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION, THEY USED THE WORD "CARAVAN" AN

AVERAGE OF 21 TIMES PER EPISODE.

THEN, THE DAY AFTER THE MIDTERMS, "FOX & FRIENDS" ONLY

MENTIONED IT ONCE.

YEAH.

IT WAS HUGE FOR, LIKE, A WEEK, AND NOW NOTHING.

IT'S THE TIDE POD CHALLENGE OF AMERICAN POLITICS.

( LAUGHTER ) EXCEPT TIDE PODS WILL ACTUALLY

KILL YOU.

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