Here are the weirdest things Trump has inspired!
11 - Trump Chia Pet Remember that chia pet craze?!
Maybe it's never really left, who knows, because someone out there is still making
em!
We've all seen these commercials back in the day.
I'm still trying to figure out who really wants clay statues that has grass outta the
top of it.
These pets were originally modeled after cartoon characters and children's icons from the
80's, but as their popularity grew, almost everything and anything could become a chia
pet.
Trump isn't an exception, and the Trump chia pet apparently is one of the most popular
chia pets around!
The Donald Trump Chia Pet does give you a good return on that money you spent.
If a friend walked into your house they would immediately know who the chia pet was of.
The Donald Trump Chia Pet can be bought off of amazon for about $15, and it takes about
1-2 weeks for it to grow hair before you can shave it off and do it again.
If you've always had a fantasy of growing your own Trump toupee and then shaving it
off, what're you waiting for?!
10 - Life Size Donald Trump Dummy Have you ever wanted your own life-sized Donald
Trump at your house?
Well now you can have your own for almost $1000.
This was the product of Arkansas resident Dee Landerman, as she created the dummy out
of love for the billionaire and knew it would sell during the intense debates that was happening
at the time.
This doll actually does look very real similar to how a wax figure would resemble the real
life Trump.
This doll was made with Trump's accurate height and it even sports his golf appearance
along with his golfing gloves.
To be honest, I don't really think there's a bigger supporter who loves our President
more than this lady right here, so really, she should keep the doll for herself.
9 - Trump Roast Republican Coffee How powerful do you like your coffee?
Well this coffee is probably as powerful as it gets with Trump Roast Republican Coffee.
This coffee was created to help promote Trump's presidential campaign.
Who knows if the person who created this even supported Trump, but all I know is that it
was on the market at the time.
The coffee is supposed to have a "bolder" taste than the company's traditional coffee,
as it took account of Trump's "bold" personality.
Whether you like coffee or not, this is probably a must have for any Trump lover out there.
The coffee could be delivered in whole bean or ground up.
It can also be set on auto-deliver so you or whoever you gift this to never runs out
of Trump Roast coffee.
It sells on amazon and other online market sites for about $15 a shipment.
This is definitely one way to wake up every morning to a bolder america.
8 - Winners Aren't Losers Jimmy Kimmel read this book to Donald Trump
himself, and he loved it!
The story behind this is that, President Trump was invited to go on the late night Jimmy
Kimmel show.
After a couple minutes of being there, Jimmy Kimmel pulled out a book titled "Winners
Aren't Losers" and even said it was written by Donald Trump.
Kimmel read the book out loud and had the presidential candidate laughing at the jokes
centered around him.
Donald Trump embraced the comedy book and took a copy home for him to keep.
A couple months later, a tweet featured a picture of the president reading the book
to his young granddaughter.
Despite some minor vulgar language in the book, it actually held some merit to good
ideas and ways to live, as the Republican party embraced the book and the lessons it
teaches.
Of course the Democratic party scorns the book, as they do with pretty much anything
that has to do with Trump, saying it's not meant for children as it embraces power and
assertiveness.
Ehhh, sounds about right.
7 - Trump Hex Doll Even if someone does love President Trump,
I still don't see why anyone would want a hex doll of our president.
This product comes from a syrian refugee who didn't like Trump's comment on sending
the illegal syrian immigrants back to syria.
Sooooo what was her response?
Mass produce Donald Trump hex dolls so she can let out some steam in a less violent way
than most other people want to.
Regardless of how meaningless the dolls actually are, the dolls were titled "Donald Chump"
and were sold online world wide.
Although they didn't sell well, all the earnings supposedly went to syrian refugee
camps to provide resources to the homeless refugees.
6 - Covfefe Memes Can there ever be a more epic made up word
than covfefe?
Probably not!
The presidential blunder that the world loves, Covfefe apparently is more than just a misspelling
or auto correct error; covfefe is a way of life!
In case you guys don't know the background story, on the morning of May 13th 2017, President
Trump sent out a tweet about current affairs, posted at six minutes after midnight.
The tweet was quote "Despite the constant negative press covfefe".
No period, nothing else.
The president apparently intended to say "press coverage," but 'covfefe' is what he
wrote.
The tweet was still up before dawn on Wednesday, and by 5:20 a.m. it had been "liked" more
than 156,000 times and retweeted more than 122,000 times.
Trump removed the tweet shortly after 6 a.m. Wednesday, Trump tweeted out, "Who can figure
out the true meaning of 'covfefe' ??? Enjoy!".
One man supposedly ordered a new California license plate reading "covfefe" and someone
tweeted a photoshopped picture of Queen Elizabeth holding a sign reading, "What the hell is
covfefe?".
There's definitely not any shortage of covfefe merchandise, as you can wear a covfefe hat,
or walk around with covfefe shoes on.
It's kinda crazy how big covfefe got.
To be honest, the world will probably never forget Covfefe.
5 - Lego Trump Wall If you've ever wanted to have your kids
learn the Trump way on how the government should keep out illegal immigrants, then you
should buy them this lego set.
You can build your lego trump wall and keep all the lego immigrants out.
For a better lego world of course.
We all had lego sets as children, but never as our parents favorite politicians.
Where's the Reagan and Bush lego set, or how about the Gorbachev "tear down this wall"
lego set?!
Regardless of the jokes, the Lego Build a Wall set isn't a real lego sponsored toy.
However, it IS very real across the internet, as you can see videos of people building their
own versions of the wall using legos.
Or you can buy unoffical lego sets that even give you your own lego trump.
4 - #Trumpanovel I think by this point most people know that
President Trump is a complete renegade and pretty much gives zero beep when it comes
to tweets.
Many of his tweets are so ridiculous, it's almost normal at this point.
Some of his tweets will give us a big laugh, but what makes us laugh even more is some
of the responses he gets on his tweets.
While most of them is just a bunch of arguing back and forth, if you look deep you can find
a real clever one once in awhile.
One particular meme took its cue from St Louis politician Antonio French's tweet following
the final presidential debate, which read as quote "Trump's foreign policy answers
sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book."
along with the hashtag, TrumpANovel.
What happened next was people using a hashtag where people tweeted movie titles, but replaced
the movie with trump quotes.
Some examples include "How White Was My Cabinet #TrumpANovel", and "Dr Jekyll
and Mr Trump #TrumpaNovel".
Ahhhh the beauty of twitter!
3 - Chinese Trump Chicken Back in 2016, a real estate company in China
accidentally built a Trump chicken to celebrate the year of the rooster.
Wait, accidentally?
I'll get to that in a minute.
Casey Latiolais, an illustrator and animator in Seattle, declined to comment on why he
had given the rooster Trump-like features.
He completed the design in early November 2016 for Beijing Reliance Commercial Land,
a real estate company that had contacted him through Behance, a website where artists post
their portfolios.
Casey said that the company had asked only for a statue to commemorate the Year of the
Rooster, and didn't mention Trump at all.
To be honest, that's quite a ballsy move!
He said he was quite surprised by the size of the final product, which is made of fiberglass.
"This was way more yuge than I expected," he wrote on Twitter.
To be honest, the trump chicken doesn't look half bad, as it's a sorta cute representation
of Trump looking stern as a chicken!
2 - Trump Ecstasy Pills In Lower Saxony, a state in northwest Germany,
Two men were found dealing out mass productions of pills with Trump's face on them.
Why anyone would wanna brand pills of our newest president is beyond me, but you know
what, there's always a consumer out there for almost any product.
The police who arrested the men uncovered over 5,000 Presidential Pills and of course,
who knows the number of Trump pills actually being sold.
The police stumbled across these pills while pulling over the two men who claimed they
were from the netherlands and were returning home.
When the cops decided to search the vehicle, that's when they found the huge stash along
with another stash of an unspecified amount of money.
The two men were father and son of 52 years old and 17, they were both sent to court the
following sunday.
In this particular case, the apple didn't far from the tree!
1 - Trump Dog Toy Are you one of those people that don't like
Trump?
Well you can now get your dog to rip up a representation of him up in the shape of a
dog toy for your enjoyment!
These dog toys sell online for about $16 a piece.
Whether or not this Trump dog toy actually resembles Trump is up in the air.
However, the doll is with his puff of hair, his blue suit, and red power tie, along with
his presidential buttons and pins.
This dog toy squeaks and squelches just like any other dog toy for your pup's enjoyment.
I'm not sure if a dog will really enjoy this Trump chew toy more than any other toy,
but I think the pleasure is probably gonna be mainly in the person who bought it!
Here's whats next!
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