Saturday night in Donald Trump has more balls in the air than a juggling nudist
he's got North Korea the midterms ms-13 speaking of those fine chaps let's begin
with a quiz an ms-13 thug just got sentenced to 40 years in jail for crimes
involving a murder of a teenager quick question
what was his gang nickname animal animal animal animal imagine that it wasn't
fluffy cuddles or captain snuggle puss and you wonder why Trump's numbers keep
rising like Chris Matthews blood pressure because he's right he's
targeting animals and they're parsing words so imagine that your house is on
fire and your neighbor calls the police because you were yelling fire too loud
that's the media when it comes to ms-13 now check out the response to Trump
pulling out of the North Korea summit a surprise cancellation of a planned
summit with kim jungeun is a stunning turnaround today president Trump they
canceled the June 12th summit with North Korea's Kim jong-un
it is pretty stunning isn't it well if you're shocked by that then you're
probably shocked everyday by your own feet oh my god where did these come from
fact is this occurs in negotiations and all Trump does is negotiate I'm sure at
his own funeral he tried to cut a deal with the grave digger of course the
media could only see the bad in Trump and with North Korea it comes in two
flavors mock Trump for staying in mock Trump for pulling out there by Trump II
oh they wanted both ways no wonder America rates the press only slightly
higher than gout but media anger media anger is derived from a delusion that
they can't shake Trump is evil and or stupid but never ever write this
delusions getting worse if only we had a delusion stripper
a single page letter with worldwide implications the meeting is canceled
president Trump's scuttling his much-anticipated summit with North
Korea's Kim jong-un tie this whole thing is headed for
disaster Donald Trump won't stop until he destroys the whole country you sure
it's not as bad as you always think of course I'm sure
that's what they said about Hitler this president is worse than ms-13 dude
seriously you're not living in reality you need the delusion stripper what's
that come on follow me it's actually a very
serious situation head um fellas this president is authoritarian you've just
been hit by the delusion stripper feel any different now no he has been
president for over a year what is that thing the delusion stripper is a
retrofitted garden hose that uses laser technology to hit you directly in the
face you'll be so stunned by the precisely calibrated 33 degree water
your delusions about the president will be gradually stripped away working yet I
can't feel my face that's the hypothermia setting in but how do you
feel about mr. Trump you mean the president who stood up to Iran and North
Korea that's delusion stripper
predicted illusion stripper today okay available in pocket size Monica that's
an excuse to spray water on Tom Shalhoub so this summit snag should that bother
you no because it's Trump and he isn't these guys see Trump knows when to leave
the table Obama Hillary Kerry they can't even find the table which is weird since
Kerry is made from a table besides it wouldn't is a wooden fellow delayed
clapping and North Korea Olli already wants back in but the media is still
obsessed with collusion while dismissing the other story that at least one dude
was paid tons of money to spy on the Trump campaign it's great watching the
media spin this first they say there's no spying but if there was spying then
it's good spy it's like a spy hug but it's definitely not spying which is why
we can't tell you the name of the not spy so please don't blow his cover
because he's not spying here's a handy video to help you follow the media's
take on all of this
I can watch that forever so the meeting is tied up in knots
as Trump rolls on here he is at Annapolis on Friday we are respected
again I can tell you that we are respected again the best way to prevent
war is to be fully prepared for war we are witnessing the great reawakening of
the American spirit and of American Mike we have rediscovered our identity we
gained our stride and we're proud again so did you hear that
let's Trump not just speaking to us but to the world Trump speaks the language
everyone including our enemies understands how do you know this because
it pisses off the very people who can't do it meaning the media Trump says
America first the Brits get it Russia gets it China
gets it everyone but CNN gets it the message America is no longer the world's
welcome mat for them to wipe their shoes on if you say walk softly and carry a
big stick to do that you got to show the stick now and then and so Trump is
hijacked the bullhorn before it was always Hollywood that transmitted our
values to the world it said we were guilty oppressors not anymore
America's Got a new spokesman so it's no longer hi we're America and we're sorry
it's hi we're America deal with it
bananas welcome tonight's guest he got bin Laden to really open up
former Navy SEAL Rob O'Neil
he's so starfish thoughts come with warning labels writer and comedian Chris
freed she puts the cat in cat lady National Review reporter cat Tim cat his
favorite dessert is Baked Alaska literally the entire state baked former
WWE Superstar Matt psychic iris all right yes
was trump wrong to call up the meeting with Kim jong-un absolutely not he
should have done exactly that because he knows how to negotiate from a position
of strength and that's what you do I mean he even got them to to blow up
their nuclear arsenal and then he pulled out yeah which is awesome yeah I think I
mean it's not as first this is not the first deal he's made he wrote a
best-seller called part of the deal not part of Benghazi so he actually you know
he showed he showed right away that he has he has the power he can pull out Kim
jong-un really wants back and I'd be willing to bet that that high-level
government officials probably looking at the business end of like an
anti-aircraft gun at this point Kim Jong is not happy with him and Kim jong-un
wants this just because he likes the being famous yeah yeah he's got he's now
on the world stage really and a lot of people don't like that but the fact is
sometimes you got to bring people onto the stage in order to change them I
believe I don't know I mean there's a lot more to it but just simply backing
away one time the liberal media was all over this yeah I felt and that they they
would rather not have world peace than to have Trump succeed yeah but him
pulling out it's like just to take a wrap off this is this not negotiations
worse it's no real negotiation well that's true Chris it seems like the
media's never bought a car you know sweet question I was still thinking
about the delusion the delusion stripper which I really enjoyed but
I always thought the delusion stripper was stormy Daniels farewell play on
words my frankness I don't know I just feel like we should be we should just
feel lucky that Trump doesn't use ms-13 as the nickname for MSNBC I don't know
how does he not slip that yet he not done that and gone on like a whole spiel
and gotten in trouble but you an idea because he does watch believe it yeah
well that my main thought was on the animal stuff it you know they they got
to pick their arguments and they you know and they don't and this was a
stupid one and now it's like at the point where you know in the midterms
pretty much like every Democratic candidate ad is going to be like the
Sarah McLachlan song over like ms-13 like hurt victims and we need to help
these animals you know yeah you know it would be like and you'd have to adopt
one adopt an MS that's like 40 bucks a month yeah they're all bleeding in
barbed wire I'm trying to get over Trump's wall or what really hard to
socialize all right cat address anything you want from my marvelous monologue I
think it's really must be great to be one of these just super anti Trump
people cuz you don't actually have to do any thinking at all before you decide
which side of something you're on whatever side Trump is on you're on the
opposite side even if the opposite side is a bunch of people who rip other
people's bodies apart plan for Lin yeah you don't have to even think about it
all cuz if you were thinking you might think oh I don't really like Donald
Trump but at least he doesn't rip people's limbs off so that's a little
better are we sure I believe that anybody's
brain actual brain would lead them to that conclusions which can only lead me
to believe that brains aren't being used at all in this situation it's true it's
actually irrationally based decisions all emotion derived all right Tyrus you
think this deal with North Korea will eventually be done yeah I think it's
already being done yeah I think there's in I mean
to me you kinda are and there's nothing worse than being to being brought in the
main stage than going you know what we're not gonna do it tonight I'm sorry
and that's basically what he did they threw a little we're not we're not gonna
go if we don't get this he's like okay what wait no no like I do that to my
kids all the time I don't want okay go to bed and that's
basically what he did and it that's just one on one being the big boy in the room
we have what they want they're starving yeah the sanctions hurt no one's willing
to cross us to help them smuggling in a little ship full of squid every six
months from China's not really getting it done so they really need to have this
meeting with us and the sad thing is and to his point where people just jump on
one side the other I think would be a I'd like to see what happened right now
if Trump came out and gave a speech just bashing Weinstein right now yeah what
would they do what would that Morning Joe be like yeah last night Trump er
once Oh back to you thank you we got to go but to your point about
like when you draw an analogy to parenting Trump's letter to Kim jong-un
was a perfect version of tough love it reminded me of exactly the same tone
those parents took when they kicked that kid out the 30 year old he said you've
got to get a job you got a certain any some money and sell some of your
belongings it's exact tone he had with Kim jong-un you know things will go well
if you just listen to our advice he wasn't he was complimentary - yeah which
I mean over a complimentary I think but but he's just kind of showing him like
look it wasn't me it's you yeah that's the worst breakup in the world with like
I'm leaving I think that's a good idea yeah goodbye take care all right would
you still be friends
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