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MUELLER'S COHEN REPORT JUST DEBUNKED A KEY CLAIM IN THE "TRUMP-RUSSIA DOSSIER"

Media reports from as far back as 2 years ago, stated special counsel Robert Mueller

obtained evidence of a Prague trip involving Michael Cohen and Kremlin officials, that

reportedly "confirmed" secret meetings proving collusion.

However, a flurry of court filings by Mueller last week suggests the story is fake.

Real Clear Politics reported last summer that Lanny Davis, attorney for Michael Cohen, trashed

the infamous Trump dossier, a document put together by former British spy Christopher

Steele, in an interview with NBC's Chuck Todd on Wednesday.

Davis said the part about Cohen visiting Prague to meet with Russians in 2016 "never"

happened."

He called it the "so-called dossier" and said it mentions his client in a "false"

manner.

On Tuesday, a superior court judge threw out a defamation lawsuit against Steele for failing

to provide evidence that information in the dossier was knowingly falsified.

"Can you say definitively whether you know if Michael Cohen was ever in Prague in 2016?"

Todd on Wednesday's edition of Meet the Press Daily on MSNBC.

"Never, never in Prague," Davis sternly said.

"Never ever?"

Todd pressed.

"Never ever in Prague," Davis answered.

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Rep. Steven Smith ???? @RepStevenSmith

Jim Comey relied on Hillary's bought and purchased Steele Dossier to get a FISA warrant and spy

on Trump, and then NEVER VERIFIED the contents.

Steele was so lazy that he didn't even get the CORRECT LOCATION of meetings, and was

wrong about Michael Cohen EVER being in Prague.

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From Real Clear Investigations

It was one of the most incendiary allegations included in the Clinton-financed opposition

research known as the Steele dossier – that Donald Trump's fixer Michael Cohen met with

"Kremlin officials" in Prague in 2016 to arrange payments to operatives hacking

Hillary Clinton's campaign.

Despite strong denials from Cohen, the claim has shadowed the president, inspiring and

coloring the Russia investigation ever since.

McClatchy reported in April that Special Counsel Robert Mueller had obtained evidence of the

Prague trip and likely confirmed the secret meeting.

But a flurry of court filings by Mueller last week suggests that this story is false, a

damaging piece of disinformation that has roiled the nation for two years.

Officials familiar with the case said the proof is in the lack of evidence in the 25

pages of court papers Mueller has filed on Cohen over the past two weeks.

The alleged Prague visit is not evident in the plea agreement, the criminal information

statement or the sentencing memorandum, none of which contain redactions.

In fact, language in the filings strongly indicates prosecutors have not found evidence

to authenticate the Prague rumor, according to people familiar with the case, who spoke

on the condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive information.

They point to the sentencing memo filed Friday, for starters.

On page 5, Mueller stated that Cohen "has provided relevant and truthful information"

about "his own contacts with Russian interests during the campaign" to prosecutors in their

investigation of Russian election interference.

Though Mueller details contacts Cohen made with various Russians, he offers no evidence

he contacted Kremlin officials in Prague, as described in the dossier.

The Czech city, in fact, is not cited in any of his filings, though Moscow, St. Petersburg,

Davos and other cities are.

Prosecutors corroborated the information Cohen provided about his Russia contacts with evidence

— including travel records — they seized from him.

In addition, Cohen pleaded guilty last month to a single count of providing false testimony

to Congress related to a Moscow real estate venture – which suggests there was no reason

for him to correct his September 2017 statement to the Senate Judiciary Committee claiming,

"I have never in my life been to Prague or to anywhere in the Czech Republic."

In that same sworn testimony, Cohen also categorically denied plotting with Russian officials to

hack the election.

"I have never engaged with, been paid by, paid for, or conversed with any member of

the Russian Federation or anyone else to hack or interfere with the election," Cohen told

the Senate.

"I emphatically state that I had nothing to do with any Russian involvement in our

electoral process."

He added that he saw "not a hint of anything" that demonstrated Trump's involvement in

Russian interference in the election, either.

The Prague allegation is one of the most specific claims in the Steele dossier, a piece of opposition

research compiled by former British intelligence agent Christopher Steele and paid for by the

Clinton campaign.

Although former FBI Director James Comey has called the dossier "salacious and unverified,"

Mueller's team has relied on it as a road map in its investigation, and even traveled

to London to debrief its author.

The Prague claim was cited in three unconfirmed, hearsay reports written by Steele between

October and December 2016.

They alleged that Cohen visited the Czech capital to clandestinely meet with "Kremlin

officials" and hackers in August 2016 to arrange "deniable cash payments to hackers

who had worked in Europe under Kremlin direction against the Clinton campaign."

The reports further state that "three colleagues" accompanied Cohen to Prague.

Cohen has offered his passport to show he has never traveled to Prague – nor even

left

the country

during

the time alleged.

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MSNBC Host "Cheers" the Idea of a Military Coup Against Trump - Duration: 3:09.

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Wait Until You See the Brand New Prototype Trump Just Rolled Out for the Border Wall - Duration: 3:02.

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Trump Celebrates Border Wall Bill Passing the House by Trolling Nancy Pelosi - Duration: 3:11.

For more infomation >> Trump Celebrates Border Wall Bill Passing the House by Trolling Nancy Pelosi - Duration: 3:11.

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Trump Orders Mass Troop Withdrawal From Afghanistan - Duration: 2:50.

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Trump Gets TERMINATED By His Chief Of Staff - Duration: 5:23.

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Trump Blindsides Congress For Christmas After They Stabbed Him In Back With Swamp Bill - Duration: 4:45.

tramp blind sites Congress for Christmas after they stabbed him in back with

swamp bill President Trump just announced Thursday that he will not sign

the Senate passed spending package that does not include border security funds

are pending any negotiations to avert a government shutdown by the end of the

week I've made my position very clear any measure that funds the government

must include border security the president said Thursday during a White

House event House Speaker Paul Ryan and House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy

told reporters after meeting with president at the White House that Trump

told them he will not sign the stopgap spending measure approved by the Senate

Wednesday night because of legitimate concerns for border security right

double quotation mark what we're going to do is go back to the house and work

with our members Ryan said we want to keep the government open but we also

want to see an agreement that protects the border we have very serious concerns

about securing our border right double quotation mark Fox News reported the

house will try to amend the Senate bill with an additional five billion dollars

for a border wall as sought by President Trump but it's unclear whether that

would pass and it would face an even tougher time in the Senate with the

clock ticking before a Friday shutdown deadline White House press secretary

Sarah Sanders made clear President Trump was renewing his demands on a border

wall saying after the meeting we protect nations all over the world but Democrats

are unwilling to protect our nation we urgently need funding for border

security and that includes a wall right double quotation mark the House

Republican Conference is ready to fight on the wall let's get the five billion

dollar vote on the floor today web mark Walker tweeted HTTP colon slash slash

Twitter comrat Mark Walker status slash one zero seven five seven seven five one

one three one four two eight two zero eight six five the conservative

Republican Study Committee also called for Republican

to stand united in calling for funding for the border wall one of our last acts

of this Congress should be fulfilling this key mandates demanded by the

American people right double quotation mark President Trump can only do so much

it's time the weasel Republicans to do something they haven't accomplished one

thing while in office they continue to go against President Trump in every way

possible we shouldn't even have to fight about

our nation's border security funding our security shouldn't be a problem why we

must hold accountable every single person that is in office it's not just

President Trump some people seem to forget he's not the only one running the

country House Republicans talk about being

frustrated with the president yet they haven't supported him maybe it's time

they start fighting for the security of our nation instead of trying to sabotage

the president house freedom caucus chair Mark meadows RN C , told Fox News late

Wednesday that the political fallout will start soon in that Trump risks

doing major damage to his reelection effort in 2020 if a spending deal

without border funding is approved when asked if the president should veto any

stopgap funding bill that does not include money for the border wall

meadows replied yes he added that the mistake Republicans had made was that we

didn't bring up a bill last week when we had the votes right double quotation

mark House Republicans meanwhile were

generally frustrated about the lack of clarity from the president one GOP

member told Fox News there was a lack of Direction lack of message from the White

House about what they are for and against Republican members are worried

about their political exposure if they relent after campaigning on building a

wall we stuck our neck out for border security said one senior House

Republican another source in the House GOP conference told Fox News that

members want assurances from Trump on what he will or won't sign before they

vote on anything signs of trouble emerged when a house Republican press

conference was abruptly canceled Thursday morning a lawmaker who was in

Thursday mornings Republican Conference meeting said call Ron

gruffly exited the meeting telling members the president was on the phone

moments later he canceled what could have been his final press conference

before leaving for the White House meeting

For more infomation >> Trump Blindsides Congress For Christmas After They Stabbed Him In Back With Swamp Bill - Duration: 4:45.

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Donald Trump e la minaccia aliena - Zanc9 fa le voci #3 - Duration: 4:42.

Hi guys!

I am Donald Trump, and I want to become the president of the USA, yeah!

Yeees! Donald Trump! Donald Trump!

Oh, sorry, it's my assistant. It may be important…

Oh, this is some good news!

I actually AM the president of the USA!!

Yeees! Donald Trump! You are the best! Yeeeah!

Thank you guys

Anyway, I came here to tell you something really cool

We found aliens!

You know, the ones with green skin, who make whooo, whoooooooo!

Oh, again?

"Take it more seriously: they want to attack the Earth"

Oh, wow!

"They have black skin, huge teeth and three pairs of red eyes"

No matter how many eyes they've got, but their skin is BLACK!?

Where do they come from? South Africa!?

Mmm, let's ask him

"So, where do they come from?"

"They come from Vega"

Oh, they're Vegans!?

Don't worry dude: vegans are not dangerous

I know a couple of them. They only eat carrots, like rabbits

"They are planning an invasion"

Oh no! I don't want America to be full of rabbits!

Well, I'll put them on the blacklist

Now, let me call my dear friend from Russia

Hi, Vladi! How are you?

"Donald Trump, what are you doing calling me in the middle of the night??"

Are you kidding me? It's 6 p.m.

"Idiot!"

"The Earth is a sphere. There's the time zone: here in Moskow it's 4 o'clock"

Oh, I thought the Earth was flat

Anyway, did you hear about the vegans' invasion? We must do something!

"Ah, the aliens' invasion! Yes, the news leaked two weeks ago"

"Don't you worry, I have programmed a nuclear missiles system that will solve everything"

"The red button is ready. I just have to press it and everything blows up!"

Oh, ok. See you later then

Man, this is not good, not good at all

Atomic bombs? I don't like them. I don't like radiation: it ruins my hair!

Well, I've got a better idea

I'll build a wall, a great wall to separate the Earth from Vega

And I'll make vegans pay for that wall!!

Yeees! Donald Trump! Donald Trump! You are the best! Yeeeah!

As you can imagine, they both had their own minds

Putin sent missiles, while Donald Trump built the interstellar wall

However, Putin's missiles crashed into the wall and blew it up

So, aliens could reach the Earth unharmed, and the worst thing is...

THEY WEREN'T VEGANS

For more infomation >> Donald Trump e la minaccia aliena - Zanc9 fa le voci #3 - Duration: 4:42.

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Stephen Miller's Defense of Trump's Syria Withdrawal in Epic - Duration: 4:26.

For more infomation >> Stephen Miller's Defense of Trump's Syria Withdrawal in Epic - Duration: 4:26.

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Leftists Silent After Seeing What Trump Did for Justice Ginsburg Following Surgery - Duration: 2:39.

For more infomation >> Leftists Silent After Seeing What Trump Did for Justice Ginsburg Following Surgery - Duration: 2:39.

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Trump defends toughness on ISIS after Fox & Friends host claims he 're-founded' the terror army - Duration: 6:04.

President Donald Trump defended his toughness against ISIS after 'Fox & Friends' host accused him of having 're-founded' the terror group with his sudden decision to pull troops out of Syria

'I've done more damage to ISIS than all recent presidents.not even close!' Trump wrote on Twitter Friday morning, just hours after the segment aired, throwing his press secretary onto the defensive on what is typically friendly terrain

Trump's pushback came after host Brian Kilmeade brough back Trump's own words – including his past claims that President Obama 'founded ISIS

'Both presidents have ordered airstrikes and kept troops in the field to combat the terror group in a multi-year campaign that pushed back it's self-proclaimed caliphate and seized what had effectively been its former capital

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders taunted ISIS not to 'pick a fight' with President Donald Trump Friday – after getting tough questions from Fox News host Brian Kilmeade slamming the president's sudden Syria pull-out

Kilmeade skewered Sanders Friday following Pentagon chief James Mattis' stunning resignation, saying Trump had 're-founded ISIS' by bucking Mattis and other military brass and announcing a troop withdrawal

Sanders appeared on the program Friday amid reverberations from Mattis' harsh resignation letter, which defended U

S.alliances and split with Trump following his sudden announcement of a pullout of U

S.troops from Syria.Kilmeade could be seen shifting in his chair in what started out as a softball interview with Sanders, who was out to defend the embattled Trump Whitehouse amid a looming government shutdown

'Sarah, he is giving Russia a big win.Vladimir Putin praised him.He also is doing exactly what he criticized president Obama for doing,' Kilmeade pounced on the president's favorite morning program

Referring to Trump, Kilmead said: 'He said president Obama is the founder of ISIS

He just re-founded ISIS because they got 30,000 men there and they are already striking back with our would-be evacuation,' Kilmeade continued

'The president is really on the griddle with this,' he added.'Brian, I have to respectfully and vehemently disagree with you,' Sanders pushed back

'The idea that the president has had anything to do with helping ISIS reemerge is absolutely outrageous,' she countered

Then Kilmeade, who wrote a book on Andrew Jackson and the battle of New Orleans, interjected: 'Leaving is helping

Leaving is helping,' echoing concerns inside the pentagon that the removal of 2,000 U

S.forces could provide relief to ISIS, while leaving Russia and Iran in power positions

Sanders responded that Trump 'has put so much emphasis on rebuilding the strongest military on the face of the planet

If ISIS wants to pick a fight with somebody, they sure as heck don't want to pick one with Donald Trump

Because  he will destroy them and defeat them,' she said.'And he's has made that extremely clear

We have wiped out 99% of ISIS in Syria.The president doesn't want to be in the middle of a civil war in the Middle East and continue to put American lives on the line

' Kilmeade interjected again,' saying 'The word on the ground is different from what you just said,' in a reference to the 30,000 ISIS fighters the Pentagon estimates remain in Iraq and Syria

'If we need to fight ISIS again the president is not afraid to do that,' Sanders countered

Co-host Ainsley Earhardt quickly cut off the interview.'All right, Sarah.Thank you so much

For more infomation >> Trump defends toughness on ISIS after Fox & Friends host claims he 're-founded' the terror army - Duration: 6:04.

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Libs Fundraise For Ladders To Jump Trump's Wall, Amputee Vet Shuts Them Down HARD - Duration: 4:35.

For more infomation >> Libs Fundraise For Ladders To Jump Trump's Wall, Amputee Vet Shuts Them Down HARD - Duration: 4:35.

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President Trump Fires Back At Mattis' Resignation Letter - Duration: 4:51.

For more infomation >> President Trump Fires Back At Mattis' Resignation Letter - Duration: 4:51.

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Christmas Just Got A Little Longer Thanks To Trump's Executive Order - Duration: 2:35.

For more infomation >> Christmas Just Got A Little Longer Thanks To Trump's Executive Order - Duration: 2:35.

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Trump Cancels Vacation to Mar-a-Lago for the Holidays to Put the American People First - Duration: 6:16.

For more infomation >> Trump Cancels Vacation to Mar-a-Lago for the Holidays to Put the American People First - Duration: 6:16.

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Trudeau Tries to Blame Trump For Canada's Border Crisis He Created - Duration: 3:43.

For more infomation >> Trudeau Tries to Blame Trump For Canada's Border Crisis He Created - Duration: 3:43.

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Trump Admin To CUT Subsidies For Renewable Energy, Still Give BILLIONS For Fossil Fuel - Duration: 3:37.

On Monday of this week, Donald Trump's economic adviser, Larry Kudlow, announced that the

United States, the Trump administration, is going to be ending subsidies for electric

vehicles and other renewables in the next two years.

Money to incentivize people to save energy, to be more efficient to, God forbid, help

the environment a little bit.

We're going to kill those.

You no longer are going to get a big tax break for buying an electric vehicle.

You no longer going to be able to write off part of the cost of putting solar panels on

your home or buying energy efficient appliances.

We are ending all of that because to hell with the planet will all be long dead by the

time the really bad parts of climate change effect this entire country.

That's basically the message that Larry Kudlow and by extension, the entire Trump administration

and Republican party are sending to the United States right now.

Not just because they're killing those subsidies, but because they're not killing the $7,000,000,000

in subsidies that we give as a country every single year to fossil fuel companies.

Some of the most profitable companies here in the United States, you know Exxon Shell,

Chevron, BP companies that make 20, 30, $40, billion dollars a year in profit.

We fork over another $7,000,000,000 to them each year out of our tax dollars.

Just for the hell of it.

Just for the hell of it.

Think about that.

Exxon who routinely makes profits close to $40,000,000,000 a year.

We just give them extra money.

Our tax dollars, $7 billion a year total between all fossil fuel industries just because, because

we we can because we have it because there's literally nothing better in this country to

spend that on.

Maybe not Medicare for all.

Instead Debt Free College, paying down student loan debt.

Something.

Anything better than giving it to the people who are not only poisoning the planet, poisoning

citizens, but they're lying about it and have been sent since at least the 19 seventies.

Their own documents show that, but sure.

Let's keep forking over $7,000,000,000 to them.

Let's cut subsidies for renewable energy.

Let's just have a massive party right now and end this planet as we know it because

that's what Republicans are pushing us toward.

That's what they want.

That's what's going to happen under their policies.

This past midterm, 2018 was a very strong rebuke of everything that Republicans and

conservatives stand for.

Maybe not in the Senate, but at least in the House of Representatives.

They're pushing a green new deal.

Republicans led by Trump and Kudlow are trying to take us backwards.

They're taking us back in time.

Unfortunately, we can't take the actual planet back in time to when it wasn't burning down

due to our own emissions, but they want to take policy back to the 19 seventies, sixties,

hell, twenties, tens, whatever it is.

They just want to burn it all down, get as much money as possible and screw over the

industries and the consumers who were actually trying to make the world a little bit brighter

for the future generation.

That's what the Republicans stand for today.

For more infomation >> Trump Admin To CUT Subsidies For Renewable Energy, Still Give BILLIONS For Fossil Fuel - Duration: 3:37.

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Trump Has Animal Named After Him - Duration: 2:27.

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Trump Is Mad At Twitter Because He's Losing Followers - Duration: 3:48.

Donald Trump is sad.

Donald Trump is sad because he's losing Twitter followers.

He's not getting as many likes and comments and shares on the things that he is tweeting

about and he believes that there is a grand conspiracy taking place amongst social media

giants and search engines in the United States to suppress his tweets.

Here is what the president tweeted out on Tuesday of this week.

Facebook, Twitter and Google are so biased towards the dims.

It is ridiculous.

Twitter, in fact, has made it much more difficult for people to join at real Donald Trump.

They have removed many names and greatly slowed the level and speed of increase they have

acknowledged, done nothing.

The president of the United States of America has nothing better to do with his time than

bitch about the fact that he is losing Twitter.

Followers now look, hey, I understand, but I get it, but I'm just some schmuck who does

videos and talks about politics.

You know, I, I like followers.

I get unhappy when I lose some, but it's not the most important thing in my life.

Hell, it's not even actually an important thing in my life at all.

I have bigger things to worry about, you know, medical bills, car payments, car repairs,

you know, getting my kids to school, making sure I have the money to pay for their daycare.

Those are real concerns that real people, not just me, but people all across this country,

tens of millions, hundreds of millions of us face every single day, but you as the president

of the United States, basically the dude in charge of all these problems that we're all

experiencing.

Your biggest concern is that not enough people are liking your tweets and Twitter is somehow

shadow banning you and that's what you think is really important to focus on in the United

States today.

Thirty percent of people in this country are delaying healthcare treatment because they

can't afford it.

Thirty percent gun deaths in the United States have now reached the point where 109 people

every single day are dying from being shot.

Opioids are killing over 120 people every single day, every single day.

In the United States, drug costs are through the roof, infrastructure is crumbling around

everywhere and the president of the United States can think of nothing better to do with

his time than cry about the fact that he doesn't have as many Twitter followers as a use to.

There is no grand conspiracy amongst social media giants or search engines or youtube

or whoever the hell it is.

There is no grand conspiracy to intentionally suppressed conservative voices.

What happens from time to time as just happened on Youtube across the board is that they go

through and they purge.

Inactive accounts happens on Youtube.

It happens on Twitter.

It happens on facebook.

If that account is no longer active, it will be purged, so sometimes, especially people

with lots and lots and lots of followers, they can lose 100,000 followers in a day or

over the course of a week is more and more get purged.

It's not because they're punishing you, it's because those accounts don't work anymore,

but don't try to tell that to the president because in his warped delusional brain, all

of these tech giants are conspiring to make sure not enough people like his tweets to

feed his ego the way he needs it to be fed.

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Mick Mulvaney Will Let Trump Be Trump - Duration: 4:54.

WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

OF THE I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

I'M IN A GOOD MOOD.

HAPPY FRIDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYBODY.

THE PRESIDENT-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

WOOO!

COMING TO THE END OF THE YEAR, AND WE HAVE EARNED IT.

THE PRESIDENT REPORTEDLY "WILL SPEND 16 DAYS AT MAR-A-LAGO

DURING THE HOLIDAYS."

THIS IS FUN.

COINCIDENTALLY, RICHARD NIXON WENT TO MAR-A-LAGO A MONTH

BEFORE HE RESIGNED THE PRESIDENCY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, PLEASE.

OH, HISTORY, OH, HISTORY, PLEASE REPEAT YOURSELF.

WE DID OUR PART BY NOT LEARNING FROM YOU.

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, WHEN TRUMP GETS BACK, HE'LL

HAVE A NEW CHIEF OF STAFF: BUDGET DIRECTOR AND CHEF FROM

THE PIZZA BOX, MICK MULVANEY.

MULVANEY'S PREDECESSOR, GENERAL JOHN KELLY, TRIED TO REIN IN

TRUMP, BUT ACCORDING TO POLITICO, MULVANEY DOESN'T PLAN

TO TRY.

"I AM HONORED TO BE THE NEW ZOOKEEPER.

AS MY FIRST OFFICIAL ACT, UNLOCK ALL THE CAGES!

LET'S GET THE LIONS HIGH AND RUB STEAK SAUCE ON THE PENGUINS."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SOURCES -- SOURCES -- I COULD GO

FOR SOME PENGUIN.

SOURCES CLOSE TO MULVANEY SAY HE INTENDS TO GIVE TRUMP MORE

LEEWAY TO ACT AS HE CHOOSES-- A RECOGNITION THAT TRYING TO

CONTROL TRUMP IS A FUTILE APPROACH.

SO, I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT WHAT WE'VE SEEN IN THE LAST YEAR

AND HALF IS TRUMP BEING CONTROLLED.

( LAUGHTER ) WHAT'S HE GOING TO BE LIKE NOW?

(AS TRUMP) : "I WAS WRONG.

THERE ARE NOT FINE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES.

WHITE POWER!

I'M GOING TO TWEET OUT THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES!

I LOVE PUTIN!

I'LL COLLUDE WITH ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

LET THE PEE PEE RAIN!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

ONE OF THE KEY HEADACHES FOR KELLY WAS HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH

JARED AND IVANKA-- OR AS THEY'RE KNOWN BY THEIR CELEBRITY COUPLE

NAME, THE ACTUAL CHIEF OF STAFF.

( LAUGHTER ) KELLY REPORTEDLY DERIDED THEM AS

TWO NEW YORKERS "PLAYING GOVERNMENT."

(AS IVANKA) : "OKAY, JARED, I'L BE THE FIRST DAUGHTER, WHO'S

ALSO A FASHION MODEL AND SECRETARY OF STATE.

YOU GET TO COVER UP THE MURDER OF A SAUDI JOURNALIST.

GO!

ERIC, YOU CAN BE A TREE STUMP."

( LAUGHTER ) BUT SOURCES SAY THAT MULVANEY IS

NOT GOING TO GET IN JARED AND IVANKA'S WAY.

A FORMER ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL SCOFFED AT THAT PLAN, SAYING,

"EVERYONE GETS ALONG WITH THE KIDS IN THE BEGINNING."

( LAUGHTER ) WOW, THAT SOUNDS OMINOUS.

"WHY, YOU MUST BE THE NEW NANNY.

YOU LIKE THE CHILDREN?

OH, EVERYONE LIKES THE CHILDREN, UNTIL SUNDOWN.

( LAUGHTER ) I HOPE YOU HAVE A STRONG DOOR.

( MANIACAL LAUGHTER ) THEY'RE WATCHING US RIGHT NOW."

( LAUGHTER ) AND WITH THE HOLIDAY SEASON

COMING UPON US, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE TRAVELING.

AND THERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS FOR FOLKS WHO PLAN ON FLYING,

BECAUSE THE T.S.A. HAS SAID IT WILL DIAL BACK ITS CONTROVERSIAL

PASSENGER-MONITORING PROGRAM CALLED "QUIET SKIES"-- WHICH IS

ALSO WHAT I CALL IT WHEN I CRUSH TWO AMBIEN INTO THAT TINY

WHISKEY BOTTLE.

( LAUGHTER ) YOU MAY NEVER HAVE HEARD OF

QUIET SKIES, BECAUSE THE GOAL OF THE PROGRAM WAS TO MONITOR

AMERICAN TRAVELERS WHO WERE NOT ON ANY TERROR WATCH LISTS OR

SUSPECTED OF TERRORISM OR CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR.

THAT'S ENTRAPMENT.

NO ONE IS AT THEIR BEST AT THE AIRPORT.

I ONCE SAW AN INFANT EAT A ENTIRE CINNABON.

I SAW A GUY CARRYING AN IGUANA IN A FANNY PACK.

I ONCE SAW A GUY PAY $4.50 FOR MINTS, AND THAT GUY WAS ME!

(LAUGHTER) WHY DIDN'T THE AIR MARSHALS

SHOOT ME?

THIS PROGRAM USED ARMED, UNDERCOVER AIR MARSHALS TO

MONITOR WHETHER TRAVELERS USED A PHONE, WENT TO THE BATHROOM,

CHATTED WITH OTHERS, OR CHANGED CLOTHES.

BUT AFTER COMPLAINTS, THE T.S.A.

HAS AGREED TO SCALE THE PROGRAM BACK... SORT OF.

MARSHALS WILL STILL MONITOR PEOPLE THEY CONSIDER PERSONS OF

INTEREST, BUT THEY ARE CHANGING THE THRESHOLD FOR REPORTING

THEIR OBSERVATIONS TO INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES.

SO, MARSHALS WILL STILL WATCH WHAT YOU DO, BUT WON'T

NECESSARILY REPORT IT, WHICH MEANS NOW THERE ARE JUST ARMED

MEN STATIONED AROUND THE AIRPORT WRITING DOWN WHEN YOU PEE.

( LAUGHTER ) "UH, YOU GOING TO REPORT THAT TO

SOMEBODY?" NO.

NA, THIS IS JUST FOR ME."

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