Trump's got people ... shook.
This is a polarizing figure right now.
Big time. Whether you like him or not,
this is probably the most polarizing character
of the last 50 years in this country.
And I gotta be honest,
I know some people don't like when you say it.
Part of me enjoys,
listen, it's entertaining to me,
just watching this.
'Cause every day with this guy
it's like an episode of Game of Thrones.
You're just like I gotta see what
he's gonna go after Sesame Street today.
I swear to God, he's gonna.
Trump doesn't give a ...
Trump said, Trump'll just come out
and be like we're stopping funding for blind children.
(laughing)
What the ...?
(laughing)
They can't see anyway, folks, doesn't matter, okay.
Trump doesn't give a ...
Who needs cripples okay, it's weak, okay.
You get up and you walk in this country.
And I root for the President.
I root for every President of the United States
of America, okay.
I am not a Democrat or a Republican,
because I'm reasonable, okay.
I do this thing, yeah.
I do this thing where I actually think for myself
and I don't let a news network
tell me what the ... to think,
because that's what happens.
(applause)
And listen, I rooted for Obama.
I'm rootin' for this guy.
I'm gonna root for the next lyin' piece of shit, okay.
'Cause that's just the head coach,
the team is America.
But let's be honest for a second,
let's be honest with ourselves,
Trump makes it hard to root for him sometimes.
'Cause I try to, I'll be like no,
just hear him out.
Just hear what he's, what did he do?
What the ... did he?
Is he tweeting at wrestlers?
(laughing)
You can't.
You can't have beef with Triple H
as the Commander and Chief.
You know what he needs to do, honestly?
He needs to just shut the fuck up.
You won.
You won, Donnie.
Just shut up.
Right?
Listen guys, President Obama
bombed the shit out of villages.
Okay, he did.
But he did it like a president.
He whispered it to a man in a black suit
and then he waved at children.
That's how a president behaves.
That's how a president behaves.
Okay?
Just go yeah, go bomb the shit out of those motherfuckers,
he's got his mother's eyes.
Yes, he does, look at this guy.
Trump just has to talk.
I'm telling you right now,
if Donald Trump died and went to heaven,
he'd tweet about it, he'd complain about it.
Like it's totally overrated up here, okay.
Jesus never around, it's bad leadership folks.
(laughing)
Melania went back to New York, she didn't like death, okay.
So I've decided to run for Jesus.
I'm gonna run for Jesus.
Nobody will be more Jesus than me.
(laughing)
And more people like Trump than they like to admit.
People are afraid to admit it.
You know what's funny though,
especially in New York,
when you talk to somebody who likes Trump,
they never like to fully admit it.
Trump supporters all do the same thing.
They look around, and they say the same shit.
They're always like "Ah,
you just hope for the best, you know.
You just gotta hope for the best, see what happens.
You know you just gotta see what happens,
hope for the best."
You know, you just, that means
I voted for that motherfucker, that's what that means.
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