Sunday, October 14, 2018

Trump news on Youtube Oct 14 2018

Declaration of the US State Department on Crimea. An answer to the summit of Putin and Trump.

On Facebook, there is only talk about the new sanctions, and not only there, of course.

Against the background of the rise of the dollar, the deafening chorus performing the operetta "This is the end,"

tries to block the voices of those who are not inclined to rash conclusions. Basically, "you won't strangle our song, and won't kill it."

Let's discard the hysterical chants and take a look at what exactly Washington is going to undertake against Russia and how it threatens us. Let's go.

This is what is being talked about in the bill, which American lawmakers are waving, shouting that they will kick our asses.

Prepared by Senators Lindsay Graham, Robert Menendez, Corey Gardner and Ben Cardin, the text actually begins with appeals to President Donald Trump.

In particular, he is called upon to support efforts to counter the interference

"by the Russian government or other foreign players in the activities of US government agencies, as well as in the democratic processes in the country."

The second wish is "to publicly urge the Russian government to return the Crimea to the control of the Ukrainian government,

and also to urge the separatists to abandon support for violence in eastern Ukraine."

This paragraph also refers to the "occupation and support of separatists" in the territories of Georgia and Moldova.

Another demand (again to President Trump) is to urge Moscow to abandon the support of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad,

who, according to the authors of the bill, continues to "commit war crimes."

Wait. Hold on... Who is this bill against?

Against Russia, or against the US President?

From the available data, it turns out that the main goal of the initiative of the American senators

is to prevent Trump from reducing tensions with Moscow at any cost.

That is, in fact, they act according to the principle, "beat your own, so that others would be afraid."

But the bill contains nothing new.

It only links all the sanctions that have already been imposed against Russia earlier in a single bundle of dill, as if codifying them.

Well, good for them. We are neither cold nor hot from this.

However, this is a sound position, following which many hysterical back-ups made in the form factor of adult men are simply not capable.

A vivid proof of this is the rise in the dollar.

Notice, nothing has changed yet, the American bill has not been passed, and the dollar rate has already crept up.

This is explained by the fact that investors are fearful. But not only that - there are other arguments.

Here is what the liberal publication Kommersant writes:

"The market situation is such that several factors work against the ruble at once.

Conversion of dividends of the largest Russian companies contributes to its weakening.

The 2017 dividend payout season itself ended in July with payments for shares of Gazprom and Surgutneftegas

(respectively for 190 billion rubles and 28 billion rubles).

In late July, analysts called the sale of foreign exchange earnings for dividend payments one of the reasons for the strengthening of the ruble exchange rate to 62 rubles for $1. Now the reverse process has begun."

It means factors. Objective ones. Oh well.

Here you have more of the "objective factors" that my colleague Vladimir Kornilov paid attention to.

"They ask me about the reasons for the sinking of the ruble.

Clearly, the panic around the 'sanctions from hell' played a role. But notice how, on the day before, for money (!),

as an advertisement, this panic was promoted on the Open Media social network of Khodorkovsky. That is, he pays for spreading panic."

The conclusion is obvious: we are dealing with a planned attack.

No harm will be sanctioned to us, unless crowds of investors believe that they will.

And they will not break down the ruble. This is what we are seeing.

However, this is not the first time, and it's time to get used to it. Remember the predictions of "a dollar for 80 [rubles]?"

And "a dollar for 200 [rubles]?" Where are their authors now, have they been hiccuping for several years now?

The authors of the latest forecasts will go to exactly the same place, because there are no objective reasons for the ruble to fall.

And the sane media, not prone to liberal hysteria for Khodorkovsky's money, write about it.

"Fear of devaluation is not worth it. As it often happens on the stock exchanges, after a couple of days of sales, investors calm down - and the rates return to their previous levels.

Moreover, there are no other negative factors on the horizon. Firstly, the price of oil is still above $70.

Secondly, we have accumulated huge international reserves. In the pot, the Central Bank has $460 billion.

And, if necessary, part of this money can be spent on the market to smooth out exchange rate fluctuations.

And thirdly, it is unlikely that the US Congress will want to go according to a tough scenario.

Most likely, sanctions, as has happened more than once, under the pressure of American business, which has a large weight in overseas politics, will soften."

Pay attention to the third point.

After all, in addition to sanctions from the Congress, the State Department announced that it would once again punish Russia for the "highly likely" Skripal poisoning.

How will they punish? Oh, this is an extravaganza.

In particular, we will talk about a ban on the export to Russia of goods that may be associated with national security.

At the same time, Russia was issued an ultimatum: if it does not provide Washington with convincing guarantees against the use of chemical and biological weapons, then new sanctions will follow.

Among them - a decrease in the level of diplomatic relations, a strict restriction of exports and imports, as well as the suspension of Aeroflot flights to the United States.

Let's break down the points. They want to reduce the level of diplomatic relations.

Alright, let him recall the ambassador. What do we lose?

All the real estate that the Russian Foreign Ministry had in the US was already stupidly and brazenly pressed.

They would be happy to break another international agreement, but there is nothing more to wring out.

Do you [Russians] need an American ambassador in Moscow? I do not.

The second point is a strict restriction of exports and imports.

Well, what products "related to national security," do we buy from them?

None, it is they who buy rocket engines and aviation titanium from us.

And those American manufacturers who buy vital components for themselves have the most powerful lobby in Congress.

Therefore these elderly clowns similar to McCain are unlikely to allow the State Department to turn around.

The third point: the suspension of Aeroflot flights to the USA.

Wait a minute, I already heard that somewhere. Yes, that's it, it was in April.

"Aeroflot may refuse direct flights to the States. The reason is that Washington deliberately delays the issuance of visas to pilots and crew members.

The carrier has already asked for help from diplomats and the Ministry of Transport."

That is - America showed off, our company itself wanted to cancel the flights, but the Washington fraer passed back.

How did it then affect the ruble exchange rate? It didn't. So why should this lead to devaluation now?

That is, you see: when we begin to delve into the topic, dig a little further than hysterical headlines,

all these supposedly new cool sanctions no longer look like a "double blow" in the style of the ancient action movie with Van Damme,

but looks like a pathetic attempt to use the decrepit hegemony to pressure Russia at least some leverage.

Let them pressure us. They, because of the limited mental abilities, do not think beyond the two-way combinations.

That is, they don't understand that by activating these levers,

in the long term they are depriving themselves of the opportunity to use them, as was the case with a bunch of other levers.

If I, you and millions of our fellow citizens do not want to buy dollars in a panic tomorrow, then the ruble exchange rate will not fail.

It is on the arrangement of a panic that all these loud headers and strained crowing are calculated.

Keep calm, and soon we will see the next series of lamentations of "Putin betrayed us,"

when the ruble rises again, and sanctions, suddenly, will have the type of effect on our country,

just the opposite of Washington's political elders' expectations.

For more infomation >> August US Sanctions - Hit Trump, so That Russia Is Afraid (Ruslan Ostashko) - Duration: 8:27.

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Omarosa Tells Bill Maher: Donald Trump Kisses Ivanka On The Lips While She Calls Him 'Daddy' - Daily - Duration: 2:31.

Omarosa claimed Donald Trump would kiss his daughter Ivanka Trump on the lips and 'rub her for a very long period of time

' WTF?    Just when you thought the dynamic between Donald Trump and Ivanka Trump couldn't get any weirder, Omarosa Manigault Newman went ahead and spilled some details we would have been happy never knowing

But if for some reason the horrifyingly creepy way Trump treats his daughter is something you want to know more about (or just can't look away from, you know, like a bad car accident), then we've got some news for you

 While promoting the tour for her White House tell-all book, Unhinged, Omarosa stopped by Bill Maher's Real Time, where she was asked if the president really is "hot" for his eldest daughter, as Trump himself had suggested before getting into politics

Omarosa claimed that Trump "would pat her on the behind" in the White House, according to our sister site Deadline

 But guess what! That's not all!    "He would kiss her on the lips; he would rub her for a very long period of time

It was awkward," she added. Ivanka wasn't immune to reciprocating the strange behavior either, according to Omarosa

She "just loved…being Daddy's Little Girl," Omarosa said. "And always saying, 'My Daddy' and correcting herself – 'My father

'"  Trump's relationship with Ivanka has been raising eyebrows long before he entered office

In 2006, the pair appeared on The View together, and Trump was asked what he would do if Playboy put Ivanka on the cover

He said that he didn't think she would do that, adding, "although she does have a very nice figure

I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."  Earlier this year, Stormy Daniels also claimed in a 60 Minutes episode with Anderson Cooper that Trump told her, "You remind me of my daughter" after he allegedly had her spank him with a magazine he was on the cover of in 2006

For more infomation >> Omarosa Tells Bill Maher: Donald Trump Kisses Ivanka On The Lips While She Calls Him 'Daddy' - Daily - Duration: 2:31.

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Donald Trump Rahip Brunson'u Beyaz Saray'da ağırladı Erdoğanı Tebrik Etti - Duration: 18:27.

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Meghan Attacks Melania: 'She Has A Lot To Answer For,' FLOTUS Makes Her Regret It - Duration: 3:47.

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America the Beautiful - Donald Trump - Duration: 3:03.

I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential

election if I win. I'm also honored to have the greatest temperament that

anybody has. I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I

wouldn't lose any voters okay it's like incredible. Would I approve

waterboarding? You bet your ass I'd approve it, you bet your ass. In a

heartbeat. What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J Trump's hair?

A wet raccoon doesn't have 7 billion fucking dollars in the bank. He referred

to my hands- if they're small something else must be small. I guarantee you

there's no problem. I guarantee. He was saying that China has total respect for

Donald Trump and for Donald Trump's very very large...brain. I'm speaking with

myself number one because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things.

My administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the

history of our country... America's... so true.

Didn't expect that reaction but that's okay. Nobody knows the system better than

me, which is why I alone can fix it! I'm

actually a modest person, very modest. It's true. In fact many people tell me that

modesty is perhaps my best quality. Nobody has more respect for women than I

do, nobody. If Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps

I'd be dating her. I'll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married. I moved in her like a

bitch. And when your star they let you do it. You can do anything, whatever you want-

grab them by the pussy. This was locker room talk. When Mexico sends its people,

they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime,

their rapists. We're gonna build the wall, we have no choice, we have no choice. [cheering, crowd chanting "build that wall"]

[President Trump joins in on the chanting- "Build that wall!"]

[chanting continues]

For more infomation >> America the Beautiful - Donald Trump - Duration: 3:03.

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TRUMP GOES ROGUE WITH MAJOR OBAMA ANNOUNCEMENT - Duration: 2:12.

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Donald Trump vows 'severe punishment' if Saudi Arabia murdered journalist Jamal Khashoggi - Duration: 8:38.

 Donald Trump has vowed "severe punishment" for Saudi Arabia if it is proven that the kingdom was responsible for murdering Jamal Khashoggi, the missing journalist

   The US president said he was "very upset and angry" about the case and indicated that he was not fully convinced by the Saudis' repeated claims of innocence

 "Could it be them? Yes," he said. "In the not too distant future I think we'll know an answer," Trump told CBS News in an a "60 Minutes" interview that will air on Sunday

"We're going to get to the bottom of it and there will be severe punishment."  Mr Khashoggi, who would have turned 60 on Saturday, has not been seen since he went into the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on October 2

   Turkish officials claim to have tapes of Saudi operatives torturing and murdering Mr Khashoggi, possibly recorded by the journalist's own Apple Watch

Saudi Arabia has vehemently denied involvement in the journalists' disappearance

   While Mr Trump said he would punish Saudi Arabia, he said he would not cancel arms sales to the kingdom in response, as a bipartisan group of US senators have demanded

"I don't want to hurt jobs," he said.   Mr Trump, who has previously referred to journalists as "enemies of the people", said it was "really terrible and disgusting" that a journalist had been targeted

 Sources close to the royal court said the inner circle of Mohammed bin Salman, the Saudi crown prince, was shocked at the speed and intensity at which global anger over Mr Khashoggi's disappearance turned towards Saudi Arabia

   After eleven days of issuing blanket denials of responsibility but offering little evidence of its innocence, the Saudi government is now trying to chart a more proactive course to deal with the fallout while also trying to shield Crown Prince Mohammed's own reputation

   The crown prince has summoned home the Saudi ambassador in Washington, his younger brother Prince Khalid bin Salman, a former fighter pilot, for consultations on how to appease both the White House and Congress

   He also dispatched a team of Saudi officials to Ankara to meet with the Turkish government as part of a newly-formed "joint working group" to look into what happened to Mr Khashoggi

   The Saudi government is pointing to the joint group as evidence it is taking the situation seriously and hopes that the appearance of an investigative process will buy some time in the short term

   In a statement on Saturday, Prince Abdulaziz bin Saud, the Saudi interior minister, "praised the cooperation with the brothers in Turkey through the Joint Investigation Commission and other official channels"

   His statement, which also denounced the "lies and baseless allegations" against the kingdom, was the first public comment by a Saudi minister since the crisis began on October 2

   A theory discussed in pro-Saudi circles is that Riyadh will try to get the Turks to agree to a joint statement explaining Mr Khashoggi's death in a way that causes minimal damage to Crown Prince Mohammed

   One possibility is to say Mr Khashoggi died of a heart attack inside the consulate and his body was hidden by panicked diplomatic staff

   It is not clear that Turkey could agree to a sanitised version of events, given that Turkish officials have leaked lurid claims to the press of Saudi spies and soldiers allegedly murdering Mr Khashoggi

 But Turkey has not made any official allegations nor presented any public evidence, leaving some diplomatic room for a compromise

Ties between Turkey and Saudi Arabia have been strained in recent years but neither regional power wants a complete breakdown in relations and a joint statement could offer a way out

   If Turkey refuses to go along and presents proof that Mr Khashoggi was murdered, the Saudi government may try to blame the killing on rogue elements of the security services and say Crown Prince Mohammed did not know of their plans

Turkish officials told Middle East Eye they suspected Saudi Arabia may take this course

    "It is not a feasible option, but at present, it looks like it's the only option and one that might head off the Senate's pursuit of the Global Magnitsky Act," Dr Neil Quilliam, senior research fellow at Chatham House

   US senators of both parties have banded together to trigger an investigation under the Global Magnitsky Act, a US law named after a Russian accountant murdered by the Kremlin

The law forces the White House to investigate suspected kidnappings and killings by foreign governments and to consider sanctions

   The senators have said the probe should look at whether the "highest ranking officials in the government of Saudi Arabia" were involved in Mr Khashoggi's death

   Blaming the security services comes with its own risks. Turkey may demand Saudi Arabia hand over the alleged killers for prosecution, potentially causing a backlash for Crown Prince Mohammed at home

   The prince would also be loath to say publicly that he was not fully in charge of the Saudi military

"He would face the question: does this guy have control over his own security forces? That in some ways is a worse question for MBS to face," said Richard Lebaron, non-resident senior fellow at the Atlantic Council

   For now, the government looks set to hunker down and try to get through the Riyadh summit, scheduled for October 23

They will have been heartened to see that Christine Lagarde, the head of the IMF, said she still planned to attend the summit even though she was "horrified" by reports of Mr Khashoggi's death

 

For more infomation >> Donald Trump vows 'severe punishment' if Saudi Arabia murdered journalist Jamal Khashoggi - Duration: 8:38.

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President Trump Describes Democrat Protesters As a Mob - Duration: 2:09.

For more infomation >> President Trump Describes Democrat Protesters As a Mob - Duration: 2:09.

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Trump Praises Robert E Lee As a 'Great General' He Mentions Abe Lincoln And The Crowd Went Wild - Duration: 4:58.

For more infomation >> Trump Praises Robert E Lee As a 'Great General' He Mentions Abe Lincoln And The Crowd Went Wild - Duration: 4:58.

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Trump Taking Hatchet To Historically Liberal 9th Circuit Court, Snubs Harris and Feinstein - Duration: 5:02.

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Everyone Was Focused on Kanye Meeting, But Missed Trump Passed 3 Laws That EVERY Proud American Will - Duration: 2:46.

For more infomation >> Everyone Was Focused on Kanye Meeting, But Missed Trump Passed 3 Laws That EVERY Proud American Will - Duration: 2:46.

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Trump is Gearing Up to Drop the Hammer BIG TIME On Rabid Liberals - Duration: 6:28.

For more infomation >> Trump is Gearing Up to Drop the Hammer BIG TIME On Rabid Liberals - Duration: 6:28.

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Melania Just Revealed Why She REALLY Wore The 'I Really Don't Care Do U?' Jacket – We're Screaming! - Duration: 2:15.

For more infomation >> Melania Just Revealed Why She REALLY Wore The 'I Really Don't Care Do U?' Jacket – We're Screaming! - Duration: 2:15.

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Trump meets with Pastor Brunson at White House - Duration: 23:34.

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Trump "Chém" Trung Quốc và chủ nghĩa xã hội tại Liên Hợp Quốc! - Duration: 7:34.

On this episode of China Uncensored,

if you criticize socialism,

does that mean you're not being very sociable?

Hi, welcome to China Uncensored,

I'm your host Chris Chappell.

US President Donald Trump spoke

at the UN General Assembly this week.

And it seemed to go well.

In less than two years,

my administration has accomplished more than

almost any administration in the history of our country.

America...so true.

Didn't expect that reaction but that's okay.

A little laughter, and some applause.

But there are "some countries," according to Trump,

that just aren't playing by the same rules as everyone else.

For example,

countries were admitted to the World Trade Organization

that violate every single principle on which the organization is based.

Even were some countries abused their openness to dump their products,

subsidize their goods, target our industries,

and manipulate their currencies

to gain unfair advantage over our country."

"These countries use government-run industrial planning

and state-owned enterprises to rig the system in their favor."

Yeah, "some countries"!

Not to name names here.

And I respect your self-restraint, Mr. President.

But it's ok to say your favorite word!

China, China, China

The United States has just announced tariffs on another

200 billion dollars in Chinese made goods,

for a total of 250 billion dollars.

Oh my gosh does the Chinese representative have a black eye?!

Hang on, I've just received this letter from the Chinese Consulate!

Apparently, China's UN ambassdor...

fell down a fly of stairs.

Huh.

But the Chinese Communist Party wants you to know,

if any country is being abusive, it's the United States.

"Now that the U.S. has taken

such sweeping measures of trade restrictions,

which is like putting a knife to others' neck,

how could we conduct negotiations?"

State-run Xinhua accuses the US of "trade bullyism."

Bullyism?

Bully-ism?

Wow, it's like China's even stealing our insults...

and reverse engineering them,

and then trying to sell us badly-made knock-offs.

That is why we need tariffs, people!

It's time to bring back those high-quality, made-in-America insults.

Like "hornswoggler."

That's a real word.

Look it up.

I'm not hornswoggling you.

Wait, what was I talking about?

Oh, right.

How the US is the bully in this trade scenario.

Now I know you're probably thinking,

"Wait, isn't China the big dirty cheater here?"

But how could that be?

China has just released a white paper on the trade war

proving that China's right.

Using facts.

That's right folks, Chinese state-run media

wants you to know that this white paper includes real facts.

Presumably to distinguish it from all the previous white papers,

like the one about how China has made

"remarkable progress" in human rights.

It's like when Domino's Pizza started advertising,

"Now made with real cheese!"

And they were hoping you would think,

"oh goody!"

But you were actually thinking,

"Wait, what did they use before?

And should I even be eating this now?"

But just because a pizza contains real cheese,

doesn't mean it also contains real meat.

So while China's new white paper on trade

may contain some real facts,

it's a bit lacking in others.

Like the facts about China

relentlessly dumping products on the US,

forcing technology transfer,

and stealing America's intellectual property.

But it's not about whether the white paper is true,

or partly true, or the pepperoni is actually rat meat.

The point is, you shouldn't worry.

Because China is looking out

for the world in the face of US aggression.

It says "[The US] has become the greatest source of uncertainty

and risk for the recovery of the global economy,"

but "[China has] the support of

all countries in the world that reject protectionism,

unilateralism and hegemony."

Yeah, that's right.

The Chinese Communist Party

is standing up for the rest of the world,

using its totally fair debt traps.

And my favorite Chinese state run media, the Global Times,

said this week that in the US-China trade war,

"China is honest and principled

and a major trade power with intensive strengths.

No one can take us down."

But President Trump may have other ideas.

Not about any country in particular, of course.

"Virtually everywhere socialism or communism has been tried

it has produced suffering corruption and decay.

Socialism's thirst for power leads to expansion,

incursion and oppression.

All nations of the worlds should resist socialism

and the misery that it brings to everyone."

That's misery to everyone in general,

not necessarily everyone in particular.

Oh, c'mon!

There's lots of countries

where people are suffering from socialist policies.

That's better.

So what do you think?

Leave your comments below.

And before you go,

now is the time when I answer questions from you!

The loyal members of the China Uncensored 50-cent army

who support the show on the crowd funding website Patreon.

David Blatt asks,

What is the impact of Hong Kong

handing over sovereignty of the train station in Kowloon

that links it to PRC;

and what is their reasoning for this suspicious occurrence.

That's another step in the Chinese Communist Party's plan

to change one country, two systems—

the policy where Hong Kong gets to keep freedoms

unimaginable in the rest of China—

into one country, one system—

where things are much more harmonious.

Losing a piece of Hong Kong territory at the train station

and having it be administered under Mainland Chinese law

is a small but meaningful step toward that.

It would have been unthinkable ten years ago.

But bit by bit,

Hong Kong's freedoms are vanishing.

In this case, in the name of convenience.

But so far,

the high-speed rail line doesn't seem to be

as popular as the government thought.

Thanks for you question David.

And do you have a question you want to ask me?

Then join the China Uncensored 50-Cent Army on Patreon.

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So sign up at pateron.com/chinauncensored.

Thanks for watching this episode of China Uncensored.

Once again I'm your host Chris Chappell.

See you next time.

Well, sorry to say,

that's the end of another China Uncensored.

But this isn't goodbye!

Hit that subscribe button and turn the notification bell on

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For more infomation >> Trump "Chém" Trung Quốc và chủ nghĩa xã hội tại Liên Hợp Quốc! - Duration: 7:34.

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Alec Baldwin Shows Off His Solid Robert De Niro Impression - Duration: 5:07.

-Absolutely love you. I wish you were here every week.

Alec Baldwin. This is a big weekend for you.

-Yeah.

-First off, how's the family, how's everybody?

-Everybody's great. We're back, you know, in the swing.

Home from the summer. You know, we're neighbors out there. -I saw you out there.

-We're out there.

And my kids are always very sad when they have to come back.

When you say to them, "Oh, the summer's over

and we have to go back to the city now and go to school and go to work,"

they look at me like, "Can we get another dad?

Can we move in with another family?"

-No. -They don't want to come back to the city.

-So they're a little bummed out to get back to school?

-They're bummed, but we're here, and everybody's happy.

-What a beautiful family, though. Gosh, I gotta tell you.

-And my wife and I are back going to work.

I just want to tell you this. And my wife --

we'll get to this later -- but my wife,

she's doing a podcast with Daphne Oz,

and their podcast was number one on Apple in "Kids & Family."

-Hey! Props to Hilaria!

-"Kids & Family." -Props.

-Yeah. It's called "Mom Brain."

And her and Daphne Oz, they talk about, what else,

moms, kids, you know, all that kind of stuff.

-Yeah. Do you speak Spanish?

Because I know Hilaria is from Spain.

-I speak -- I speak enough --

I speak the right amount of Spanish.

I mean, I know certain -- -What's the right amount?

-When you have four kids 5 and under,

you just have the critical phrases, like "down,"

you know... "abajo!"

[ Laughter ]

Or, you know, be careful -- "cuidado."

I have all that down.

-That's really good. -Do you speak any Spanish?

-No. "Biblioteca."

A little bit.

-Because your wife is from Bakersfield, right?

She's not from Spain. Where she's from?

-My wife? -Where she's from?

-She's from San Francisco.

-From California. -Right, yeah. Marin, yeah.

-Marin. -Yeah, Marin County.

Yeah, she's cool. -From Marin.

"I married a woman from Marin."

-Whatever, yeah.

-So my wife has a podcast, "Mom Brain,"

her and Daphne Oz,

and she comes into town, and we're really -- we've been busy.

We've been working. -Well, dude, you're working because this weekend

is giant for you.

You're coming back to "Saturday Night Live,"

which I'm psyched about.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You're reprising your Donald Trump impression,

which I'm psyched to see you back.

-Well, but what I want to say is,

I go back -- You know this.

I mean, this business is always that we're as much about,

you know, the content or whatever

as it is about who you work with.

And I love him. -Yeah, Steve Higgins is great, yes.

-I love him, and I love Lorne.

So to go back there, we have fun.

-Of course. I mean, I love Lorne,

but Lorne loves you back, too.

You're great on the show.

-And, you know, you come in there,

and Higgins will be like, "Here, we got this sketch for you."

I'm like, "I have sex with a gorilla."

And he's like, "It's gonna be great."

-"Trust me." -"It's gonna be good."

And I love them.

-I mean, come on. -Let's go have sex with a gorilla. What's the big deal?

-But, I mean, how many times --

You've hosted the show so many times

that I feel like -- -49 times I've hosted.

15, 16 times, something like that.

-But now, having --

Countless, hundreds of times now you've been at the show --

cameos and walk-ons. -Yeah, doing the Trump thing the last few years.

But the show, you're referring to the talk show,

which I couldn't believe they called it

"The Alec Baldwin Show."

I'm like, "Oh, how imaginative."

But it was network TV. -No, I like that.

-It was network TV.

But we do the show.

And you and I have something in common.

My first guest on the show was your first guest on your show.

-Robert De Niro? -Robert De Niro is my first guest.

-No. -De Niro's the first guest on Sunday.

-Wow, that's a good guest, but I will say,

he's one of my -- I love him so much.

He doesn't like to talk.

[ Laughter ] And it's a problem.

-It was an interesting way to launch a talk show.

-Jump into the fire right there.

"Hey." -"Alec."

-"Alec."

"Hello?

H-hello?

Little bit."

Uh, no. No. No.

-But you know who's more like --

You know who's more like De Niro?

I mean, you and I can do De Niro in this kind of shticky way.

You know who in his soul is more De Niro

than you or I can ever be?

Him. -No, Questlove does the worst De Niro impression.

-Show us your --

[ Laughter ]

-What are you doing?

I don't know what he's doing with your --

He couldn't even just do De Niro just breathing.

-He calls me on the phone, and he goes,

"Alec, they told me they want me to do your talk show.

They said they want me to sit down

and interview with you for an hour."

[ Laughter ]

-"An hour." -"An hour."

-"Hour." -And he was goes, "Alec, I got to ask you a question --

what are we going to talk about for an hour?"

[ Laughter ]

-That is so him. That is totally him.

You do the best.

I said, "We're gonna talk about your movie career."

-Yeah. So what is the show?

so, it's you -- What is the set? Do you have a band?

Do you have a sidekick?

-Well, we had a band and we had a bunch of ideas,

but we boiled it down to, like, the old "Tomorrow Show" --

Tom Snyder, me with someone.

We interview everybody for an hour,

and then we cut it into segments where there's either

one person for the hour or other people,

do a double, which is two people.

So we do De Niro with --

Taraji P. Henson is our other guest on Sunday.

-She's fantastic.

-And then, the weekend after that,

we have Kim Kardashian for the hour.

-Wow. -And we asked her all about getting robbed

and all this kind of crazy changes in her life,

which was actually kind of interesting to listen to.

-That's fantastic. -And weird. Yeah.

-Well, congratulations on that. -Thank you.

For more infomation >> Alec Baldwin Shows Off His Solid Robert De Niro Impression - Duration: 5:07.

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Thank You Notes: Kanye and Trump, Hot Apple Cider - Duration: 3:41.

-I was running a bit behind.

I can write some right now? Is that cool?

[ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you so much.

Hey, Kamal, can I have some

thank-you-note-writing music, please?

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ] Go for it.

Mm-hmm. You got any?

[ Cheerful music plays ]

No, that's -- Enough, man.

[ Stammers ] James, can I get some

thank-you-note-writing music, please?

Sorry about that. I apologize.

[ Somber music plays ]

-Oh, man. Now you made him mad. -I upset him a little.

-Yeah.

-That's usually not how he -- -That's not Champaign James.

-Not Champaign James. -No.

[ Air horn sounds ] -Champaign James!

Champaign James!

♪ Champaign James, Champaign James ♪

♪ Champaign James, Champaign James ♪

♪ Champaign James, Champaign James ♪

[ Air horn blows ]

Champaign James presents "Champaign Jams."

[ Air horn blows ]

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Thank you, Kanye and Trump,

for meeting at the White House this week.

It's the long-awaited sit-down

between the guy who wrote "poopy-di scoop"

and the guy with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

Wait a minute.

[ Laughter, applause ]

♪♪

Thank you, Google, for shutting down Google Plus.

I think I speak for everyone when I say,

"What was Google Plus? What was it?"

[ Laughter, cheers ] Was that a thing?

I didn't know what it was.

♪♪

Thank you, hot apple cider.

You're perfect for people who like apple juice

but really wish you could burn

all the skin off the inside of their mouths.

[ Laughter, applause ] -Mm, ah, ah, ah, ah!

[ Sizzles ]

♪♪

-Thank you, fancy bathroom soap that's just for guests,

even though whenever I see you at someone's house,

I'm still like, "Oh, I shouldn't use it.

That's just for guests."

[ Laughter, applause ] Oh, I'm the guest.

Molton -- Molton Brown? -[ Laughs ]

-Wow. -Wow.

Now, that's a soap. [ Laughter ]

♪♪

Thank you, clogs, for combining the frumpiness of slippers

with all the discomfort

of having a cutting board strapped to your foot.

[ Laughter, applause ] -Ooh.

-Hardwood. Yes? -Yeah.

-This is comfortable? -[ Chuckles ]

-And having a good time? -A good time? These are good?

Would I?

♪♪

-Thank you, Burger King,

for your new deal offering 10 chicken nuggets for a dollar,

'cause nothing says "quality food"

like paying for meat with a handful of dimes.

[ Laughter, applause ]

-Eh.

♪♪

-Thank you, cobwebs,

for saying, "You know what's spooky?

How rarely I clean."

[ Laughter, applause ]

♪♪

Thank you, Frontier Airlines flight

that was delayed this week when a passenger tried to bring

an emotional squirrel onboard.

Wait for it. Wait for it.

That was nuts.

And there you are. Thank you very much.

Those are my thank you notes.

For more infomation >> Thank You Notes: Kanye and Trump, Hot Apple Cider - Duration: 3:41.

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Former Trump Staffer Hope Hicks Reappears As Fox News Propaganda Peddler - Duration: 3:07.

The revolving door between the Trump administration and Fox News just keeps on spinning.

Recently, it was announced that Hope Hicks, the former communications director for Donald

Trump's campaign and for Donald Trump's businesses back in the day.

She served as an assistant.

She did everything from crafting talking points, to steaming pants.

She is now going to be in charge of public relations for the propaganda network.

Here's what's happening at Fox News, in case you're not aware.

Recently, there was this big buyout of Fox property, so they're spinning off a couple

of their organizations, including Fox News and Fox Business.

That's now gonna be under the Fox Header.

The Fox Network TV, all their movie rights, those are gonna go to other companies.

I believe Disney is the one who solidified that deal.

With this newly formed Fox spinoff company that includes Fox News and Fox Business, they

have hired Hope Hicks to be in charge of public relations for those two propaganda networks.

Here's what that means.

It means that this woman who is insanely close to Donal Trump, knows all of his dirty secrets,

and still loves him anyway, is basically gonna be putting her personal pro-Trump anti-Democrat,

anti everything not Trump spin, on everything that those networks do.

To make it worse, we already have Bill Shine, who was a former Fox executive who now works

where Hope Hicks used to work in the White House, so that really is kind of the biggest

revolving door imaginable.

"I'll take one of your former people, you take one of my former people.

We'll just switch their positions, and nothing will change."

Maybe later on in the evening when I'm having pillow chat with Shawn Hennedy, I'll talk

to him about maybe hiring a few more of your people and you can take a few of mine, and

everything will work out great.

Fox News is running the country right now, folks, and that is horrible thing to have

to say.

It's something we've had to say several times since Trump took office, but they removed

any doubt at all about who is actually running this country.

I have no doubt in my mind, that Donald Trump made a few phone calls to the people of Fox

News, in order to get Hope Hicks this job, and in return Donald Trump is gonna keep tweeting

about how great they are, and Fox News host will keep talking about how great Donald Trump

is.

If you're still a Fox News viewer, you need to take that into consideration.

You need to understand that this is not a network that cares about news.

They don't care about facts.

All they care about is fluffing the President, so that he continues to heap praise upon them

and vice versa.

This is how it works with that network.

They're not interested in the news.

They just want to be as close to the White House as possible, so they can feel like they

have just a little bit of power.

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