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Donald Trump faced enemies within the government from day one.

They plotted in the shadows to end his Presidency.

But George Soros's link to this plot to take out Trump will make your blood boil.

George Soros And The Deep State George Soros and the Deep State have something

in common.

They both want to destroy Donald Trump.

But it's even worse than you think.

George Soros funds the Deep State.

Soros's spokesman told the Washington Post that he contributed money to the Democracy

Integrity Project.

Daniel Jones formed this group in 2017.

Jones is a former Intelligence Committee staffer for Dianne Feinstein.

His group hired Fusion GPS to continue their investigation into Trump and Russia after

the 2016 election.

The House Intelligence Committee reported Jones told the FBI that a group of wealthy

donors funded his group to the tune of 50 million dollars.

"In late March 2017, Jones met with FBI regarding PQG, which he described as 'exposing

foreign influence in Western election,'" the Intelligence Committee wrote.

"[Redacted] told FBI that PQG was being funded by 7 to 10 wealthy donors located primarily

in New York and California, who provided approximately $50 million."

"[Redacted] further stated that PQG had secured the services of Steele, his associate

[redacted], and Fusion GPS to continue exposing Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. Presidential

election," reads the report, which adds that Jones "planned to share the information

he obtained with policymakers…and with the press."

Soros' Funding Helps Fusion GPS Jones's group took Soros' money to continue

to spread fake news about Trump and Russia.

Fusion GPS fed two stories to McClatchy that kept the collusion narrative alive.

McClatchy reported that Robert Mueller had evidence Michael Cohen traveled to Prague

in August or September 2016.

The Christopher Steele dossier claimed Cohen traveled to Prague to meet with Russian intelligence.

Steele claimed they hatched a plot to exploit hacked Democrat emails.

Cohen strongly denied this story when it was first reported in 2016.

He said he was visiting a college in California with his son at the time.

Cohen denied the story again last spring.

He provided social media postings that proved he was in California and not in Prague.

Fusion GPS also used Soros' money to spread fake news about the NRA.

McClatchy ran a story claiming NRA lawyer Cleta Mitchell – who is a heavyweight lawyer

in the conservative movement – was concerned about Russian money coming into the group.

Fusion pushed the theory for months that the Russians funneled tens of millions of dollars

into the election through the NRA.

But it was all fake news.

Mitchell denied the story.

She also stated she was not an NRA lawyer during the election.

George Soros' fingerprints are all over the Deep State coup.

He funneled money into a shady group spreading fake news all over the media to try and take

down Donald Trump.

No one will be surprised if further investigations uncover even greater Soros involvement in

this conspiracy.

We will keep you up to date on any new developments in this ongoing story.

For more infomation >> George Soros's Link To This Plot To Take Out Trump Will Make Your Blood Boil - Duration: 3:25.

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New: Trump heads on five-state rally blitz amid Supreme Court chaos - Duration: 4:26.

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Trump Signs Bill To Avoid Government Shutdown - Duration: 0:31.

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Steve Bannon: "Michael Avenatti is the Democrat Trump should fear in 2020" - Duration: 1:44.

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In the Middle of UN Meetings, Trump Finds Time To Go Above and Beyond for 100-Year-Old Marine Vet - Duration: 3:45.

For more infomation >> In the Middle of UN Meetings, Trump Finds Time To Go Above and Beyond for 100-Year-Old Marine Vet - Duration: 3:45.

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Farmers Say Trump's Bailout Has Done Little To Save Them From His Tariffs - Duration: 3:41.

Farmers in the Midwest of the United States are starting to understand that Donald Trump's

bailout, that he's offering them because of how badly his tariffs have hurt them, the

bailout's really not gonna do a single thing to prevent massive economic losses and possibly

the loss of their entire way of life due to the massive tariffs that he put in place.

Here's what farmers in the Midwest have recently been saying.

They've been saying that it's not fair, I'm a corn farmer, yet most of the benefits go

to soybeans, which China's the biggest importer of soybeans from the United States so they

get most of the money.

Well that's not fair to the corn farmer over here, whose goods are also being taxed to

hell and back with tariffs.

He can't sell them.

They're losing more money and yet they're bailout is only a couple pennies per bushel.

That's not enough to help them survive.

It is the same with other crops.

Wheat in the United States, that's also been hit pretty bad with tariffs.

They only get a couple cents per bushel.

That's not gonna put these people back on easy street, it's not gonna help them feed

their family.

It's not gonna help their farm survive and that's what they're now telling reporters.

Even soybean farmers are saying that what the administration has offered and what they're

trying to do is not enough to fix what Trump broke.

And that's the important thing.

Trump broke it and they know it.

And while there are still plenty of them out there who say I'm willing to die for Donald

Trump's trade wars, more of them aren't.

More of them want to preserve their way of life.

You know, fourth, fifth generation farmers, one day their kids are gonna take it over.

This is their way of life.

This is their culture.

It's the only thing they've ever known.

It's the only thing they want to know and they've made a pretty good life doing it.

Until Trump came along.

He single handedly destroyed so many small farms here in the United States, and when

I say destroyed, past tense, it's because yes, we have already had farms in the United

States have to close their doors.

Shut down because of this.

They shut down before the bailouts came.

Even now with the bailouts, that's gonna cost U.S. taxpayers 12 billion dollars, they're

telling us that it's not good enough.

It doesn't do enough.

It only helps one small group of people and to be honest most of that 12 billion dollars

is probably gonna go to those conglomerates, excuse me, farms out there.

You know, the ones owned by the big corporations.

So it's actually more of a corporate bailout then anything else.

But let's keep pretending that it's gonna help the small mom and pop farmers out there,

who hire four or five farmhands each year.

Oh, but also don't forget that we've cut back on the Visa Program from the federal government

so they can't even get their temporary seasonal foreign workers to come over here anymore,

so even if things were working as normal and we didn't have the trade wars, they still

wouldn't have enough workers to actually do the jobs on their farms.

So, yeah, American farmers are getting it from both angles here and they understand

and hopefully will hold accountable the Trump Administration for doing this to them.

Because every single ill that these people are facing right now comes from a policy put

in place solely by Donald Trump and his administration.

For more infomation >> Farmers Say Trump's Bailout Has Done Little To Save Them From His Tariffs - Duration: 3:41.

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Rust Belt Voters Turn On Trump, Increasing The Size Of The Midterm Blue Wave - Duration: 3:47.

Democrats have a little bit more reason to be optimistic about the coming midterms in

a few weeks.

According to new reports, Donald Trump support in Rust Belt states, the very states that

he was able to turn blue or at least get enough of the majority in order to get the electoral

votes needed to win the presidency, those states put him in office.

Those were the states ignored by Hillary Clinton, but now, they're turning on Donald Trump.

States like Wisconsin, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Ohio, they're all feeling the effects of Donald

Trump's trade wars, and this doesn't even include all the farmers out in the Midwest.

It isn't just that Rust Belt area up in the Upper Midwest, but they are starting to realize

that Donald Trump has conned them.

Donald Trump wasn't telling the truth and Donald Trump's policies are starting to wreck

their lives.

That's what's happening in the Midwest right now, in that Rust Belt, with the new tariffs

on steel, on aluminum, things like that, manufacturing is coming to a crawl in many of these areas.

Donald Trump's approval rating, the highest one he has in those states is 45% in Pennsylvania.

He's at 42% in Wisconsin, 42% in Michigan, 44% in Iowa, 40% in Minnesota, those are really,

really, really bad numbers heading into a very contentious midterm.

Republicans who have no idea what to do at this point are trying to spend millions upon

millions of dollars just to save seats in those states.

That's what's so sad about it for them and it's a sadness that's not really a sadness.

I have no empathy for these horrible human beings.

It's sad because they're no longer trying to win additional seats.

They're not trying to pick anything up.

They're trying to save a few that they have to make the blue wave less intense.

Right now, they're trying to just stem the hemorrhaging.

There are five Senate seats and five House races within the Rust Belt that were once

considered solid Republican that are now considered to be toss ups.

There were several Democratic Senate nominees that Republicans were confident just six months

ago they can flip those seats, but now the Democrats in those races actually hold at

least an 11 point advantage.

The Republicans are in for a massacre in the midterms and they understand that, so that's

why they're diverting so much money into these states but it's not going to help.

The voters in there, one, according to the reports, they don't have Hillary Clinton to

hate anymore so they don't have somebody to vote against in these races.

Two, they understand more importantly that Donald Trump conned them, that he's a horrible

human being and an even worse President, and that he's never going to deliver on the jobs

or the economic activity that they, the average worker, were promised.

They're not in the top 1% so they haven't seen these big economic gains that the rest

of the millionaires and billionaires have seen.

They just see their paychecks actually shrinking.

Their buying power, because of inflation and decreasing wages, shrinking by 3% in the last

12 months alone.

Their paycheck doesn't go as far anymore, and they know who's in charge, and that is

100% every single branch of the government Republicans and that's why they're going to

make them pay in this year's midterms.

For more infomation >> Rust Belt Voters Turn On Trump, Increasing The Size Of The Midterm Blue Wave - Duration: 3:47.

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How Many Times Can Trump Interrupt Women In One Press Conference? - Duration: 0:57.

Captioning sponsored by CBS >> HOW MANY TIMES CAN TRUMP

INTERRUPT WOMEN IN ONE PRESS CONFERENCE?

>> UH... YES, MA'AM, GO AHEAD.

>> IS THAT CORREC-- >> IF I THOUGHT HE WAS--

SHE STANDS UP-- SHOULD I LET HER ASK ANOTHER

QUESTION?

GO AHEAD.

>> TO FOLLOW UP-- >> SEE?

IT'S NOT A BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.

HERE.

>> BUT-- >> I WISH IT COULD'VE GONE--

>> YOU-- >> WELL, THERE ISN'T--

>> THE QUESTION IS-- >> IT DOESN'T MEAN--

>> BEFORE-- >> I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT.

I'VE BEEN ACCUSED.

EXCUSE ME.

>> HOW MANY-- >> WHO GOT PAID?

EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.

>> YOU DIDN'T LET ME ASK MY QUESTION.

>> ARE YOU-- YOU'VE BEEN ASKING A QUESTION FOR TEN MINUTES.

>> THE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST-- >> WELL, IT DOES IMPACT.

>> ADMINISTRATION-- >> HEY!

>> IN RELATION TO-- >> NO, I DON'T--

THEY DID THE SAME THING.

I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING-- "THE TIMES"?

WELL, THAT'S FAKE NEWS.

>> MESSAGED JUDGE-- >> NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

FAKE NEWS!

>> PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IN--

>> EXCUSE ME.

OH, I'VE HAD MANY.

THANK YOU.

THAT'S ENOUGH, PLEASE.

GOOD JOB.

>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

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Is Nikki Haley Plotting A Coup Against Trump In 2020? - Duration: 4:14.

Conservative Washington Post columnist Jennifer Reuben has a new theory out there that's actually

pretty believable.

Her new theory is that Nikki Haley, Donald Trump's UN ambassador, might be planning to

resign from her position in the near future in order to actually run against Donald trump

in the primary for the 2020 nomination from the Republican party for the presidential

race.

So according to Reuben, it is entirely plausible.

Now, she's not saying this is 100% gonna happen.

But it's plausible that somebody like Nikki Haley would resign her position as the UN

Ambassador in order to run against Trump in 2020.

Now, believe it or not, you can go back through the archives here.

This is actually something that we had suggested not that long ago.

Nikki Haley has butted heads with Trump on a lot of issues.

Now, don't get me wrong.

She has agreed with Trump on more issues than not.

But on a few key items, she's actually been willing to butt heads with him and has shown

that she doesn't exactly agree with his style of governance.

She's certainly not a never Trumper.

But she's also not an always Trumper.

So she has already aligned herself and Reuben points this out in a very interesting position

to where the never Trumpers can't hate her because she's gone against him.

But the always Trumpers also can't hate because she's gone with him enough.

She has ridden that fine line perfectly, not to mention the fact being a woman could actually

increase the Republican party's chances of winning in 2020, even though I know they did

win white women in 2016.

But that phenomenon is not likely to carry back over into 2020.

We've seen how disgusting Donald Trump is, how he always, 100% of the time sides with

the accused instead of the accusers in sexual assault allegations.

So yeah, women, a little unhappy with Donald Trump right now.

Republicans could bring them back by putting in a strong person like Nikki Haley.

Now I agree with every single thing Nikki Haley has to say about politics and policy.

But I'm not going to deny the fact that she is a strong woman and a strong leader.

I just don't like where she is leading us.

Difference there.

Nonetheless, I think it's incredibly likely.

It may not be Nikki Haley, but I do think Trump's going to be a primary challenger.

It may come in the form of a John Kasich, who did not do very well in the 2016 primaries.

But hell, he'll give it another shot.

It could be a Nikki Haley type.

It could be a Ted Cruz if he's desperate enough.

But either way, I think Trump is in for a big fight as long as, obviously, he's still

in office and able to run again in 2020 because that's the biggest wild card there.

If something were to happen, if Donald Trump gets impeached or resigns from office before

the 2020 election, that's when things are gonna get interesting because I think Haley

would absolutely try to challenge Pence, tie him to Trump and then she could very easily

become the first female president of the United States.

Kasich, a more moderate, but still closeted racist Republican, could defeat a Mike Pence

in a primary, get the nomination and then if the Democrats put up somebody as weak as

they did last time, it's likely Kasich could win.

Then we'd see the same policies we see today just in a much more polite wrapper.

Same thing with Nikki Haley, same thing with Mike Pence.

They're not gonna change the policy.

They're just gonna change how it's presented to the public.

Nonetheless, Trump's in for a very hard fight from this point forward, especially if Democrats

take back Congress in this year's midterms and there's really no scenario under which

Donald Trump comes out of all of this unscathed at this point.

For more infomation >> Is Nikki Haley Plotting A Coup Against Trump In 2020? - Duration: 4:14.

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Colbert Interviews Trump's New White House Attorney - Duration: 6:17.

WITH SO MUCH GOING ON THIS WEEK IT'S EASY TO FORGET THAT THE

PRESIDENT IS STILL AT THE CENTER OF TWO FEDERAL INVESTIGATIONS

AND HIS LEGAL TEAM HAS BEEN IN CONSTANT DISARRAY.

TRUMP'S PERSONAL LAWYER, MICHAEL COHEN, IS NOW COOPERATING WITH

MUELLER.

HE'S FIRED ANOTHER LAWYER, JOHN DOWD.

HE PUSHED OUT WHITE HOUSE COUNSEL DON McGAHN.

AND HIS FORMER LAWYER TY COBB RETIRED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH

HIS ENCHANTED TEDDY BEARS.

( LAUGHTER ) SO DONALD TRUMP KEEPS HAVING TO

HIRE REPLACEMENTS.

IN FACT, NEARLY A DOZEN LAWYERS ARE CURRENTLY HELPING THE

PRESIDENT, WHILE ONE IS DEFINITELY HURTING THE

PRESIDENT.

( LAUGHTER ) AND THESE NEW ATTORNEYS FACE A

HUGE AND UNUSUAL CHALLENGE.

THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON, BECAUSE IT'S NOT CLEAR IF

TRUMP HAS GIVEN THEM A FULL ACCOUNT OF KEY EVENTS HE'S BEEN

INVOLVED IN.

AND FORMER LAWYER MR. DOWD LEFT THEM FEW NOTES OR FILES ABOUT

THE CASE.

ALTHOUGH HE DID LEAVE THIS WELCOME MESSAGE ON THE WALL.

VERY NICE OF HIM.

LOVELY HANDWRITING.

>> Jon: OH, MAN.

>> Stephen: LOVELY HANDWRITING.

SO, APPARENTLY, TO WORK ON TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM, YOU HAVE TO

BE WILLING TO TAKE ON A CASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND FOR A CLIENT

WHO WON'T TELL YOU WHAT HE DID AND WHO MIGHT FIRE YOU AT ANY

MOMENT.

WHAT KIND OF LAWYER WOULD BE WILLING TO DO THAT?

TO FIND OUT, WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE

NEWEST MEMBER OF DONALD TRUMP'S DEFENSE TEAM.

PLEASE WELCOME ATTORNEY TED MORGAN.

THERE MORGAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME,

STEPHEN.

>> Stephen: MR. MORGAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US.

THIS "MR. MORGAN" STUFF, THAT SOUNDS TOO FORMAL.

MY FRIENDS CALL ME "MORG."

>> Stephen: I ASSUME SHORT FOR "MORGAN."

>> OH, YEAH, SURE.

THAT, AND I USED TO PICK UP CLIENTS AT THE MORGUE.

>> Stephen: GOOD TO KNOW.

SO WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE PRESIDENT'S

LEGAL TEAM?

IT MUST BE TENSE OVER THERE.

>> IT'S ACTUALLY VERY COOL.

IT'S THE PERFECT LOW-KEY GIG UNTIL THE SKI RESORTS OPEN UP

AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, IT'S PERFECT.

>> Stephen: BUT-- YOU WORK AT THE SKI RESORTS?

>> OH, NO, NO.

I JUST HANG OUT BY THE HOT CHOCOLATE MACHINE WAITING FOR

SOMEONE WHO GETS BURNED AND WANTS TO SUE.

( LAUGHTER ) PLUS, YOU GET THE FREE CHOCOLATE

YOU KNOW.

BUT YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT.

THAT CHOCOLATE'S HOT.

>> Stephen: SO CAN YOU TELL US YOUR STRATEGY AS A MEMBER OF

THE PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM?

>> NO, NO, STEPHEN, NOT SO FAST, MAN.

I BELIEVE IN SOMETHING CALLED, "ATTORNEY-CLIENT PRIVILEGE."

>> Stephen: OKAY, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REPORTS THAT YOU DON'T EVEN

KNOW THE DETAILS OF THESE INVESTIGATIONS?

>> OH, YEAH, WELL I ALSO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING CALLED

"ATTORNEY WHAT THE CLIENT DID PRIVILEGE."

BASICALLY, THE LESS I KNOW ABOUT TRUMP, THE MORE I THINK HE'S

INNOCENT.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: THAT MAKE SENS.

SO THAT MEANS YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE CASE?

>> I FIND YOU USUALLY PICK UP THE IMPORTANT DETAILS AT THE

MISTRIAL.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: DOES IT BOTHER YOU

THAT YOU'VE BEEN LEFT COMPLETELY IN THE DARK?

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

THAT JUST GIVES YOU FRESH EYES, YOU KNOW?

I LIKE TO LOOK AT A TRIAL FROM EVERY SIDE.

I'VE BEEN A LAWYER, I'VE BEEN A DEFENDANT, I WAS A BAILIFF, I

HOUSE-SAT FOR JUDGE JUDY.

HEY, I VOLUNTEER AS OFTEN AS I CAN FOR JURY DUTY?

>> Stephen: YOU VOLUNTEER FOR JURY DUTY?

>> YEAH.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU GET SEQUESTERED THEY PUT YOU UP IN A NICE HOTEL.

DID YOU KNOW A LOT OF THOSE PLACES GIVE YOU A FREE BREAKFAST

BUFFET?

YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THOSE PANCAKES, THOUGH, THOSE WAFFLES.

THEY'RE HOT.

>> Stephen: LET ME GUESS SOMETHING HERE, SIR.

DID YOU ALSO GET THAT BATH ROBE FROM THE HOTEL?

>> VERY PERCEPTIVE, STEPHEN.

THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP.

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF?

THAT JUDGES, THEY THINK THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO GET TO WEAR

ROBES.

YOU KNOW, IT'S A TOTAL POWER PLAY THESE GUYS ARE PULLING ON

US.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WELL, YOU'RE--

I'LL GIVE YOU A MOMENT TO CHEW, SIR.

>> GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE DEALING WITH SOME VERY SERIOUS

INVESTIGATIONS HERE.

HAVE YOU BEEN CONTACTED BY THE SPECIAL COUNSEL'S OFFICE?

>> TOTALLY.

I TALK TO MULLER ALL THE TIME.

I KEEP CALLING HIM UP TO ASK IF THIS STUFF THAT TRUMP IS DOING

IS ILLEGAL.

HE'S GOT A VERY GOOD EYE FOR THAT KIND OF THING.

>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT THE PRESIDENT?

DOES HE UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH LEGAL JEOPARDY HE'S IN?

>> OH, OF COURSE, STEPHEN.

TRUMP-- TRUMP'S A VERY SMART GUY.

WHEN I FIRST MET HIM, HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME AND SAID, "HOW'D YOU

SNEAK THAT MARGARITA IN HERE?" ( LAUGHTER )

>> Stephen: WAIT, HOW-- HOW DID YOU SNEAK THAT MARGARITA IN

HERE?

>> SEE, YOU'RE SMART, TOO.

( LAUGHTER ) YOU'RE NOT A COP, ARE YOU?

YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU'RE A COP.

>> Stephen: I'M NOT A COP, MORG.

WITHOUT KNOWING THE DETAILS OF THE CASE, ARE YOU POSITIVE YOU

CAN ACTUALLY WIN?

>> OH, I'M POSITIVE ABOUT WINNING.

I'M ALSO VERY POSITIVE ABOUT LOSING.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS STAY POSITIVE.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE

A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO'VE HAD YOUR JOB HAVE GOTTEN FIRED.

HOW DO YOU EVEN ADVISE TRUMP WHEN HE WON'T LISTEN TO HIS OWN

LAWYERS?

>> YEAH, WELL, THAT LAW STUFF'S NOT REALLY TRUMP'S BAG.

SO I JUST TOLD HIM SOMETHING I HEARD IN A MOVIE ONCE.

I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID, "DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR

ELEMENT."

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WHITE HOUSE ATTORNEY

MORG, EVERYONE!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STAY POSITIVE!

For more infomation >> Colbert Interviews Trump's New White House Attorney - Duration: 6:17.

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Trump: Kavanaugh FBI probe could be 'blessing in disguise' - Duration: 3:12.

For more infomation >> Trump: Kavanaugh FBI probe could be 'blessing in disguise' - Duration: 3:12.

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Tweets with Beats ft. Common: Trump on Brett Kavanaugh - Duration: 1:29.

-Here's how this works.

Everything I say is from an actual tweet

by President Trump.

But Tariq and I are gonna need a little help,

so here to give us a hand is a Grammy Award-winning rapper.

Give it up for Common, ladies and gentlemen!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ah, you're the best, buddy. Good to see you.

Come on. [ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Now once again, these are real tweets and real beats.

[ Laughter ] Ready to start us off, Tariq?

-Let's go. -Here we go.

♪♪

-♪ So the Senate's got questions for this Kavanaugh guy ♪

♪ But Trump's like ♪

-Why didn't someone call the FBI?

-♪ Got no time for vetting no time for reporting ♪

♪ Like when we was with Stormy ♪

-Speed is very important!

-♪ But I think Trump might want to see an optician ♪

♪ 'Cause instead of accusations he tweets ♪

-False acquisitions.

-♪ Said whatever the accuser said happened didn't happen ♪

♪ Said that ♪

-Behind the scenes the Dems are laughing.

-♪ But then he hears them laughing over at the U.N. ♪

♪ And goes ♪

-People are excited about the USA again!

-♪ Late to his own speech then he runs on longer ♪

♪ Talking how he's ♪

-Getting bigger and richer and stronger!

♪ Two years in office he's perfected the pattern ♪

♪ Said the news is fake and ♪ -Facts don't matter.

-♪ Now he said it before and the message is firm ♪

♪ America, please ♪ -♪ Vote in the mid-terms! ♪

-We have a great show tonight! Common!

Give it up for The Roots right there!

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Gutfeld: Trump is ready to give the planet some tough love - Duration: 11:55.

For more infomation >> Gutfeld: Trump is ready to give the planet some tough love - Duration: 11:55.

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Trump attacks Booker, stands by Kavanaugh at Rally - Duration: 7:25.

For more infomation >> Trump attacks Booker, stands by Kavanaugh at Rally - Duration: 7:25.

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Highlights from President Trump's West Virginia rally - Duration: 2:33.

For more infomation >> Highlights from President Trump's West Virginia rally - Duration: 2:33.

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FLOTUS Melania Trump Takes a Solo Trip to Africa - Duration: 4:55.

-Great show tonight.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Paul Giamatti is here tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

Paul Giamatti.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Common is here tonight. We have Common.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And we've got magic

from "America's Got Talent" winner, Shin Lim.

Yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah, and after yesterday's Senate hearing,

hopefully he can make everyone in Washington disappear.

That would be fantastic.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Speaking of leaving Washington, I saw that next week,

First Lady Melania Trump is going to Africa

on a humanitarian visit.

When she gets there, people will be like, "How can we help you?"

[ Laughter and applause ]

But I heard that Africa will be Melania's first big solo trip

as First Lady.

In response, Donald was like, "I love 'Africa.'

It's my favorite song by Toto."

[ Laughter and applause ]

"I bless the rains.

I bless the rains down in Africa."

Speaking of the president, he just wrapped up

his week here in New York

after coming to town for the U.N.

You can tell he really enjoyed being back in the city.

In fact, check out this video he released.

♪♪

-Start spreading the fake news.

It's fake. Phony. Fake.

I'm leaving today.

Today.

I don't want to be a part of it.

I'm leaving now, and I'm getting out of New York.

I'm getting the hell out of here now!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Go back!

Some TV news.

I saw that for the first time,

Canadians are now eligible to compete on "Survivor."

[ Audience "Oohs" ]

Which will be great until they all

politely vote themselves off.

Like, "Sorry, sorry."

Hey, guys, listen to this. You probably haven't heard this.

Alaska Airlines might start giving out

virtual reality headsets to first class passengers.

Yeah. [ Audience "Oohs" ]

Meanwhile, if you're in coach,

they just duct tape an in-flight magazine to your forehead.

It's still fun.

[ Applause ] "It's like I'm there!"

This is interesting.

I heard that IHOP is now making their own beer.

[ Audience "Oohs" ]

It's perfect for people who think Waffle House beer

is just a little too trashy.

[ Laughter and applause ]

I read that Taco Bell's breakfast menu

is pretty popular,

but nobody is ordering their coffee.

Probably because drinking coffee after eating Taco Bell is...

[ Laughter ]

It's like dropping a pack of Mentos into some Diet Coke.

You know what I'm saying?

-Whoa!

[ Applause ]

-And Dunkin' Donuts is changing their name to just Dunkin'.

This has some loyal customers nervous

about what else is changing about the stores,

so we thought we'd put people's minds at ease

and let you know all the things

that are not changing at Dunkin'.

For instance...

Next up...

[ Laughter ] And finally...

New name. Same old Dunkin'.

You see this?

You can now take at-home STD tests.

Health care experts say it's perfect

for anyone who likes to panic in the comfort of their own home.

[ Laughter ]

Also, a new study found that hand dryers in bathrooms

spread more germs than paper towels.

[ Audience murmurs ]

And the makers of hand dryers said,

"But don't forget, we also don't dry your hands."

[ Laughter ]

But the news is so crazy lately, sometimes it feels like

the stories are just made up,

like someone just blended a bunch of them together.

So we took some real headlines and blended them together

to see if the new stories

were any crazier than the actual news.

Here's the first example. If you blend the stories...

You get...

[ Laughter and applause ]

Next up, if you blend the stories...

You get...

A little bit better than...

-[ As Dr. Phil ] How's that working out for you?

-Next up, if you blend the stories...

You get...

[ Laughter and applause ]

And here's the last one here.

If you blend the stories...

You get...

-Hey!

-That's not much crazier than the actual news.