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Hello, and welcome to the Davidaisy Show where we take the news and we-

How many times do I have to tell you to introduce me first.

People get bored of you within 2 seconds.

…Okay, my name is David and this is my sister-

-I'M DAISY!

So you may notice in the news, continuous controversial topics about American President, Donald Trump.

Forrest Gump? He's President now?!

...Donald..Trump…

Waffle Dump? WHAT!?

We are taking time today to talk about some

of the most controversial stories so far in the Trump presidency and my sister

is going to attempt to explain the reasoning behind some of them.

(pulls out long stick from nose) Is this normal?

So let's start off with the wall?

How do you feel about the intention to divide the United States and Mexico?

Yes, I dislike this one because I've never liked division.

I mean, what's 1 divided by 2?

49? I don't know.

No more division.

So Donald Trump said that the wall will keep out quote "criminals".

Do you think the wall will help keep out quote, "criminals"?

You know, I'd like to send President Bubble Gum a message.

I think we have enough criminals in America.

Just this morning, a pigeon took my selfie stick and no wall is gonna stop that pigeon

from coming back and stealing my identity.

Beautiful.

Ok, next we have the health care plan.

The plan to replace Obamacare that has been said to leave over 20 million people uninsured.

Can you explain that?

Yes, you know every morning I wake up…

I fall out of my crib…

and I fall down the stairs…

and I fall down to the attic…

and I fall in love...

and I fall down to center of the Earth.

But when I stop falling, I end up in a place

that already has amazing healthcare to help me with my falls.

So are you saying that the current healthcare plan is better for the country?

Oh I don't know, I'm just saying that every day, I travel to China through the center of the earth.

Ok, next is the travel ban.

Do you think it would've helped reduce violence in the country?

Ok I-I would just like to quote, in my opinion, the most intelligent woman in the world.

She said that more people have died from falling out of bed.

And if she said that, it is 80.4,000,000% true.

Ok, so how would you explain the President's reasoning for the travel ban?

Weeeeeeelllllllll, I think when President Donkey Jump was submitting his bill, he meant

to propose a flannel ban and he made a typo.

Why would he ban flannel?

It reminds him of diversity.

Ohh ok… let's move on.

Do you think there's a simple explanation for President Trump's contempt for Hillary Clinton?

Yes, this one is simple.

If you look at the color chart, you will notice that the opposite of the color orange is blue.

Orange represents President Bottle Soda

and we ALL KNOW who wears blue all the time.

So, what you're saying is they're opposites?

Let me tell you an ancient story.

You have the orange and you have the blue.

The orange was sleeping one day, and the blue wanted a backrub, so the blue tried to wake him up like…

WAKE...UUUUP!

(nods)

The orange turned red with anger.

And what's the opposite of red? Green!

And what is green? The environment.

(drawing happy face) So blue suggested to agree on peace with the

environment and orange threw that French agreement (Paris Agreement)

down the hairy drain and ever since then,

blue and orange just don't get along.

Makes sense.

Now let's speed up with the final topics.

How do you explain President Trump being happy about low approval ratings?

Well, we've seen President Honest Hump playing golf.

Lowest scores are the best.

Small inauguration crowds.

(strums guitar) whoo……

CAARRRRREESS?

Grab her by the pu-

Yes, I believe cats should be grabbed and

thrown into therapy because I dislike them.

And finally, government involvement with Russia.

Evil translator.

Ok well, that's all the time we have today for The DaviDaisy show.

Tune in next time when we-

Shut up and cue my dancing!

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Trump

honors baseball practice

shooting first

responders President

Trump

began

speaking at an event

honoring the first responders to

the congressional baseball

practice shooting by giving

details about how the morning unfolded.

He describe the shooting

as an "unthinkable" turn of

events before praising the officers who responded to the

incident

as "American heroes."

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Trump Relentlessly Blasts Attorney General Sessions Yet Again In - Duration: 3:05.

Trump Relentlessly Blasts Attorney General Sessions Yet Again In Fiery Tweet Storm

by Tyler Durden

Trump seems to be ignoring calls from almost everyone, from both sides of the aisle, in

Congress to tone down the attacks on his own Attorney General.

In his latest tweet storm, Trump blasts Sessions for not replacing Acting FBI Director Andrew

McCabe who was inexplicably allowed by Comey to oversee the Clinton email investigation

despite the fact that his wife received substantial funding from Hillary Clinton ally Terry McAuliffe

to fund her Senate campaign.

"Why didn't A.G. Sessions replace Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe, a Comey friend who

was in charge of Clinton investigation but got big dollars ($700,000) for his wife's

political run from Hillary Clinton and her representatives.

Drain the Swamp!"

We wrote about the rather curious campaign funding revelations last October (see: Prominent

Democrat Connected To Clintons Donated $675,000 To Campaign Of Deputy FBI Director's Wife).

The latest allegation of potential impropriety and conflict of interest involving the Democratic

Party and the FBI, which over the summer famously cleared Hillary Clinton of any criminal wrongdoing

as relates to her personal email server, comes not from a Podesta email or a Wikileaks disclosure,

but the WSJ which overnight reported that the political organization of Virginia Govenor

Terry McAuliffe, an influential Democrat with longstanding ties to Bill and Hillary Clinton,

gave nearly $500,000 to the election campaign of the wife of an official at the Federal

Bureau of Investigation who later helped oversee the investigation into Mrs. Clinton�s email

use.

Campaign finance records show Mr. McAuliffe�s political-action committee donated $467,500

to the 2015 state Senate campaign of Dr. Jill McCabe, who is married to Andrew McCabe, now

the deputy director of the FBI.

The WSJ adds that the Virginia Democratic Party, over which Mr. McAuliffe exerts considerable

control, donated an additional $207,788 worth of support to Dr. McCabe�s campaign in the

form of mailers, according to the records.

That adds up to slightly more than $675,000 to her candidacy from entities either directly

under Mr. McAuliffe�s control or strongly influenced by him.

The figure represents more than a third of all the campaign funds Dr. McCabe raised in

the effort.

Seems that Sessions isn't off the hook just yet.

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Turmoil in the Trump Administration: The Daily Show - Duration: 8:20.

The new communications director, Anthony Scaramucci,

hasn't even been here a week,

and already he has his own scandal.

Anthony Scaramucci has blown his own lid

in an interview with Ryan Lizza filled with expletives

that is unbelievable.

Bombshell conversation

in which The White House communications director

launches a profane attack.

He attacks, in very vulgar terms,

Reince Priebus and Steve Bannon.

You're damn right it's vulgar.

(laughter)

Scaramucci just came in and set fire

to Reince Priebus and Steve Bannon.

He burnt them like a hoverboard, people.

Now, we can't go through all of the interview

because it will break our bleep machine,

but here's-here's one thing

White House communications director Scaramucci said

about White House chief of staff,

aka Scaramucci's boss, Reince Priebus. He said,

"Reince is a (bleep) paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac."

-(laughter) -Which, honestly, I don't blame Reince for.

Anyone working for Donald Trump would get that way.

It's like being Hannibal Lecter's chef.

It's only a matter of time.

It's only a matter of time.

It's only a matter of time.

It's only a matter of time.

But-but here's... here's my favorite part.

Here's my favorite part.

When the interviewer asked Scaramucci

about whether he likes media attention,

he says, "I'm not Steve Bannon.

I'm not trying to suck my own (bleep)."

(laughter, groaning)

Oh, man.

Now, first off, just looking at Bannon,

I don't think that's physically possible.

-(laughter) -Second...

Second, I feel like if that were true,

Steve Bannon would be a lot more chilled out.

Like, I didn't even know it was possible

to drain your own swamp. This is just insane.

I'm not gonna lie, people. I love Scaramucci already.

He's cussing out all these coworkers, you know.

That's what you do when you quit, not when you start.

Or maybe he just... he just does things the opposite way.

So, when he leaves The White House, he's gonna be like,

"Hi. I'm Anthony. Nice to work with you, Reince.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you."

You know what this feels like for me?

I feel like I-I was sad because Spicer left.

It was a breakup, right?

And we were like, "Aw, Spicer,

we'll-we'll never get over you, and who will take...?"

And then, Scaramucci walked in, and we're like,

-"Goddamn!" -(laughter)

"We're moving on, baby. We're moving on."

I'm telling you guys, this White House--

you can't get this big a (bleep) show in 3:00 a.m. in Berlin.

But let's move on. Let's move on.

I've said this before,

and this probably won't be the last time.

The only force on Earth powerful enough

to stop Donald Trump may be Donald Trump.

-Ironic, you say? Perhaps! -(laughter)

But this week, we saw it again bigly

with a series of self-inflicted wounds that showed crystal clear

that El Presidente doesn't give an orange rat's ass

about whether the rule of law or the conservative agenda

prized by his fellow Republicans comes to fruition.

And he did it by picking on one of the people

you'd think would be closest to him.

MAN: President Trump blasts his own attorney general,

steaming over Jeff Sessions' recusal

from the Russia investigation.

WOMAN: Taking aim once again

at Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Twitter.

Attacking Attorney General Jeff Sessions as weak.

MAN: The president refusing to say

if he'll fire his earliest and most loyal supporter.

But I am disappointed in the attorney general.

If he was going to recuse himself,

he should have told me prior to taking office,

and I would have, quite simply, picked somebody else.

Ah. If you knew in advance what Jeff Sessions would do,

you would have picked someone else.

Now you know how America feels about your presidency.

(laughter, applause)

We all understand.

(cheering)

Donald Trump's... Donald Trump's anger makes no sense.

Sessions had to recuse himself

from an investigation into the Trump campaign,

because he was part of the Trump campaign.

You can't investigate yourself.

It's one of those things that's best done by another person--

like surgery or haircuts.

Oh, you did it yourself?

I can tell, I can tell. Yeah.

Now, you may be thinking,

"Why is Trump so upset with Sessions now?"

I mean, his recusal was back in March.

Maybe it's because Trump's just gotten

to the Jeff Sessions episodes on his DVR,

or maybe... or maybe it's because the man investigating

the Russia scandal, Bob Mueller,

has his hand on the thermostat and he's turning it way up.

The special counsel

is now looking into the Trump business empire

in the investigation of Russian meddling in the U.S. election.

NEWSMAN: Trump has been fuming about the probe

in recent weeks, as he has been informed

about the legal questions that he and his family could face.

He's told aides he was especially disturbed

after learning Mueller would be able to access

several years of his tax returns.

Why is Trump so scared of people seeing his tax returns?

Like, I'm-I'm genuinely flabbergasted.

I'm going like, what are you afraid of?

What could be worse... than what we already know about him?

What could be worse?

We know everything-- like, what could be wor...

Like, what, what, did he claim himself as Putin's dependent?

-(laughter) -What is in the tax returns?

I-I can't... I don't even know what it could be.

Like, did he list his birthplace on there,

and it's actually Kenya, is that what it is?

And he's like, "That's how I know.

"We grew up together, folks.

We were like brothers."

And-and before we go on, before we go on,

let's just... let's just sit in this for a minute.

As attorney general, Sessions is supposed to enforce

the rules of the country.

Trump wants him only to enforce the rules of Trump.

That's not a president-- that's a king.

And America doesn't do kings.

It's why they've reduced them to flipping burgers.

-Right? -(laughter)

Yeah. That guy, when he came here,

he was very confident, very confident.

He was like, "I'm here to rule," and they were like,

"Yo, you're gonna rule this grill, mother(bleep).

Now, get cookin'."

And as the week went on,

Trump was hitting Sessions harder and harder.

NEWSMAN: The president now questioning the reason

Sessions backed him, citing his campaign crowds,

in a new Wall Street Journal interview.

"He was a senator from Alabama...

"...he looks at 40,000 people and he probably says,

"'What do I have to lose?'

"And he endorsed me.

"So it's not like a great, loyal thing

about the endorsement."

Wow.

When Trump drops you, he drops you hard, man.

He just, like, throws the loyalty away.

If you jumped on a grenade for Trump, he'd be like,

"He just did that because he wanted

"a set of those cool robot legs.

"Guy's a total showboat.

Very sad. Totally sad, folks."

So, because Sessions can't protect Trump from Mueller,

Trump now wants to get rid of Sessions.

The only problem is, the tiny man has big friends.

NEWSWOMAN: The message from Hill Republicans to Trump--

firing Sessions would be a mistake.

I think the attorney general's doing a fine job,

and I think he made the right decision to recuse himself.

He is not the president's personal lawyer.

He's the attorney general of the United States.

He took a oath to the Constitution,

not to the president.

He doesn't work for the president,

he works for a blindfolded woman holding a set of scales.

If Jeff Sessions is fired, there will be holy hell to pay.

The presidency isn't a bull,

and this country isn't a china shop.

Well, actually, this country is a China shop.

Uh, America buys everything from China.

I bet if you turned the actual continent over,

it would say "Made in China." It sort of is.

But I get what you're saying, I get what you're saying.

And you see those Republicans supporting Sessions?

They're explaining what Donald Trump has forgotten.

On a pure political level,

Sessions is exactly the wrong guy for Trump to mess with.

And not because he's so powerful,

but because of what he represents.

Before Sessions joined his campaign,

Trump was a joke in Washington.

Sessions didn't just bring his cookies to the campaign,

he brought credibility.

-Jeff Sessions, who is legendary -TV REPORTER: Yeah.

on immigration, has now endorsed Trump.

TV REPORTER: The first sitting senator

to get behind the billionaire's campaign.

TV REPORTER: As you get more establishment Republicans,

it becomes more and more his nomination.

Yeah. In other words,

Jeff Sessions did for Donald Trump

what Dr. Dre did for Eminem.

He was like, "Trust me, this crazy-ass white guy

is the real deal, just trust me."